YLYL? My wife won't sleep with me edition

YLYL? My wife won't sleep with me edition

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Na fuck ur 1
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I leave you with 9, because double digits are for fags

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Lost

21_?

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beep

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Sounds like loser talk to me
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Quality over quantity

beep beep

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Sneed

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Gold

No, brass.

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Albert Einstein fucked and married his own cousin.

The left can meme after all

I mean this is weird but he has a point

based

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thats not true. being girl is easy mode either way

Not even close to laughing at any of this dumb shit. Try harder.

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...

This is actually evil af.

You cant shit until the wounds are healed otherwise they'll become infected.

Im too drunk to understand this, please explain

Holy shit what the fuck there are still good YLYL threads? I'm crying

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Top kek

kek

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he wants to eat her for real, as in cooking her. The brothers are there to share beer while they eat her.

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Thanks mate, I feel retarded and didn't see it

So the dude is being socially awkward/pretending to be flamboyantly ignorant of obvious homosexuality; he's had a dozen men to a chick who seems to at least somewhat interested in his orientation. Possibly a friend who found his phone unlocked ruining a prospective relationship for luls.

There is no way someone is called Jayonnaise

BASED i too, want my foreskin back...

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very funny

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god I wish that was me

that's not politically correct

Word. Grandfather wanted my son to be circumcised because he had an infection later in life and had to have his foreskin operated on.

Told everyone I'll just teach him to wash his dick and it'll be k

Caught me off guard damnit! Lol!

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Fukkin lost

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Literally the only picture in this entire thread that made me even breathe a little harder than normal.

Is it a meme to have terrible ylyl threads now?

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The only good left memes I've ever seen always involve those guys. I love it, they crack me up every time.

FUCKING T H O T S

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Is it possible with a thing that small ?
bolt cutter looks more efficient

Can you fucking not

Kind of a weird way to go about it but they are 100% correct

Interesting that mutilating a girl's genitals is actually called genital mutilation but mutilating a boy's genitals is just a routine procedure. Really activates those neurons doesn't it?

No, it's just regular correct.

FUCKK YOU NIGGA I AINT SLEEEPPNG FOR DAYS NOW FUCKEN GOT ME RUBBING MY TEETH AND SHIT BITCH FUCK YOU

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classic

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Most of these don't make me laugh but this one is so fucking funny.
>snores MORE?!?!?!?!
reminds me of SB&HJ, the most fucking epic webcomic ever made

>Sb&HJ
top cringe

THIS HAD ME CRACKING UP FOR A GOOD WHILE

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very ticklish

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Lol pussy I already ran out of tears

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Probably the worst lefty meme I've seen yet.

One night, as I was getting dressed after fucking my just-got-her-titties-n-curves age sister, my sister asked "Don't you think of what we are doing is wrong? I know I'm into it now, but this is incest."
I shrug and say to her "How do you think our single mother who never leaves the house made you? You are not just my baby sister. You were also made by my baby batter. I fuck you because mom stopped putting out."

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I just lost.

Why do these fucking pajeets always have to scream into their phones? And always in public ffs

I'm black and legit i was about to say the same thing. I'm dead

That may get laughs in the real world. This is Yea Forums. Yea Forumstards pull out their puds, start to stroke, and say "go on."

Anyone have the story on this?

what the fuck is this normie tier crap doing here

You've been away for too long.

Thanks guys I didn’t even know I wanted her to be white.

I think that is some ironic, overly normified, faggy meme on purpose.

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yeah, it could at least have been one of the nicer looking ones

DAMN, LOST

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dude, sleep in a better place then

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Bumperihno this one is hoooed

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its funny as fuck you just need to work on your shitty sense of humour

Shit let's be santa

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Usually you die from it anyhow considering all the blood vessels to the area and how it's damn near impossible to heal correctly.

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woah woah WOAH
OLDER sibling??!
Did you just ASSUME my AGE you bIGOT????!!??!

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i don't get it

lost

fuck lost again

K

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this thread is fucking pathetic

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I thought this wasn't a You Rage You Lose

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I only wanted to dated girls like this since i've become interesten in them but not even the shy ugly ones want me

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HERE WE GO AGAIN

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Lost, fucking hell

some guy stabbed another guy in the ass

fuck fuck fuck only looking at this makes my teeth hurt

Top Kek
Hail the supreme gentleman

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look how traumatized those kids look.

Like theyve never seen a boob or a puss at that age.

Stupid games getting it all wrong

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Imagine the horror of realization that your life runs on Win98.

>ironic shitposting that's been around for years on Yea Forums is normie
Quit trying so hard to fit in

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better than windows ME.

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He's right though.

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Seriously CNN has gone fullblown retard in the last 5 years. Just as bad as Fox.

Mom found the poop sock
>daddy wouldn’t judge

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that blonde boy's glance is priceless

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Read the message in the clamps you autist

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Huehuehue

Ooh, looks like we spotted Jayonnaise. Cry moar, fag.

wish i went on field trips where i saw tiddies

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Well, it's actually more of a rounded shape now.

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Yeah, no. 98 was actually pretty good. You're just a fucking dumbass kid pretending as if it knew something. Shut the fuck up and get off Yea Forums, you underage shit stain.

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That's pretty weak

losr

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grody

Probably the best windows ever, XP is second, it went downhill quite fast

Thought I was doing good. Then got to this image. Died.

>A Legend of Zelda
That's wrong, mate.

>children yuo are men now
>yu must choose where to cum
>will you pick butifel Pipedream Mega Fuck Slut
>or Jessica whom smells like cat litter and yeast

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you're crazy, they had to release se for 98 right away. you could put xp on xbox. atleast go for 95 they could play those taco bell floppies without crashing.

Pretty much all media has gone full retard since it discovered the internet

i can smell him through my monitor

Pffft, the left can't meme...

0/10 kill yaself

yes

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What a champ.

98 was still a nasty mess that required restart for every small thing, connecting a printer made me want to cut myself, I was doing large networking jobs where the old PCs still had 98 SE on them, they still haunt me to this day.

Gosh Prangu is such a character. Thanks for sharing!

Fucking lost

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i thought she was going to twist the cap off. Now I'm disappointed, horny, and and thirsty.

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Your Shit will never be a meme.give up

>being the type of retard that dosen't understand the dozen layers of irony

this is from my hometown i drove past this dude a few times, honked at him lol

Poor Jay.

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I'll save this lame ass thread

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youtube.com/watch?v=MxXrxii7Kbg

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Oh look, it's a picture of someone replying to a bot in a humorous manner. Surely it will be more funny and original now than it was in 1999.

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classic prangu

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>somebody though out this image
>somebody MADE this image
>somebody POSTED this image
Armageddon can't come soon enough.

how about some classics

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98 was the best. I still miss it. Got XP right now

>still not getting irony

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She forgot to put the mentos in the bottle

lost

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Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
"Merely pretending" is not an excuse.

>favourite

Thank you for saying this

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Wait that was made unironically?

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Ken Griffey Jr

I don't get it

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agreed, should be ones own decision

t. cut my foreskin of in the hospital age 19

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What game is this from?

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now imagine some ugly dude flapping his dick around to a bunch of school girls

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N word

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i hate Jesus but nigger

Fuck that's hot

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Birth simulation for skanks

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When you're a violent ass nigga then you scuuuum bitch, you a violent ass nigga cause you suuuuubhuman.

Thank you, Dindrick Dumar.

Why the fuck did this make me laugh?

I just realized... A girl who says that is very unlikely to have hair that color and length.

Based

is that cheese?

>teacher uses the word "niggardly," total meltdown ensues.
The fucking irony

Ah, it says intelligent, you see? Your answer was clearly wrong.

N-word

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reverse engineering!

Phimosis?

Is this a sneaky, very specific advertisement that only a few relevant people might see a month or am I missing something?

Well, I have to say nigger whenever the opportunity arises. So...Nigger.

lost

The Jews Did This

Based

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Needs more red arrows so I know what to laugh at.

Why do people fuck up shit is MS paint like this?

it is called "döner" a meat cooked vertically.

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Explain

Is this really insanity?

You should read this LOL!

It's a kebab used to make döners

Not quite a hivemind, but fuck it.

Paki mothachod!

its "ironic"

I fucking hope not, that's almost worse.

Kek

Fuck you too!

They have it in Germany fuckwit

feminists look like some alien version of women

its like they make an art exhibition about not being molested..

sand nigger OR curry nigger, they are same nigger anyways

queen of /pol/

My sides. What app is this?

She's aged well.

Of course, if you're poor you have to walk barefoot.

Why is feminist art all about sex... I mean.. dont they have advanced cultural messages ?!

einstein was actually religious. look it up faggot.

Because at the end of the day woman always fall back on their sexuality as a basis for their support.

He want peepee

they have nothing else to give but their bodies- you can't expect them to make any decent art that doesn't involve this

lost

THIS.

>Zoomers prentending to be older than they are
Win98 was an unstable mess, you got BSoD more or less daily

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All men get called pussies for crying.

This one is pretty rough. Feels like it came from twitter.

Lost badly

That sounds like a really great college admissions essay.

Twitter cringe is getting old. Cringe screencaps are pretty 2014.

What kind of name is Emma that is an old lady name. Stupid

I never had an issue with my 98 PC. Ever. Maybe your computer just sucked.

thats amazing! now circumcise yourself with it!

>watson

Golly it's a die-verse rigger

Lurk more

I will asshole.

It sure did, it was a helwet packard. But I got my first computer in -87 and been on several different operating systems since. And win 98 might be one of the least stable i´ve used. that and ms DOS 4.0

machines without any safety precautions whatsoever give me the willies.

He isn't wrong.

If you start a ylyl with that image I'll tell you what game it's from

OP has really shit taste in comedy

implying any of you fags know anything about contemporary art....

Fallout: New Vegas

Kik. Idk the top app

>Clamps

Nigga, you serious?

Being nude is the lowesst hanging fruit there is, that and bodufluids
>Look at me I´m breaking taboos

You have to be 18 to post here.

Rule #1 Avoid the groid

> YLYL? My wife won't sleep with me edition
Hahahaha. Good one OP, thanks.

Lost

Almost no respected contemporary art looks like this. In the 70s you had carolee Schneeman who did that. But almost none of it now..