Ask a Pepsi merchandiser anything. I work in the Chicago suburbs/Schaumburg/ Hoffman Estates /Streamwood area...

Ask a Pepsi merchandiser anything. I work in the Chicago suburbs/Schaumburg/ Hoffman Estates /Streamwood area, I drive my car all over the area, and I work 70+ hrs a week, drive a Honda Accord, and eat at Los Burritos Tapatios

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Sharpie in pooper?

whats a merchandiser do? do u work for pepsi? who are your customers? my brother lives in hoffman estates

Sorry user but your thread is gonna be 404’d by all the cancerous porn thread spam on the catalogue. You’re here 10 years late

Cool stuff man!

Thanks bro!

>whats a merchandiser do?

A Merchandiser merchandises

Drive to stores, stock shelves, set up displays, fill coolers, etc. The retailers and grocers are our customers.

kek

I did not know that there were 70hrs in a week.

168 hours in a week

Check

yw

>Honda Accord

jelly

You almost got dubs!

are you still single?

Woah lol

No, my wife Juanita and I have 8 kids

Be careful with them digits son

You must have a lot of baby batter

Dude... A fellow cock juice merc guy here.. Do you guys also drive around to deliver 3 cases in a whole tractor trailer set up and want to kys

Have you gotten fatter from drinking so much Pepsi?

I don't make the deliveries

how much you make?
my buddy has a merchandising company and im curious how are pay compares.

copypasta is fucking stale

No. I drink diet.

14 and change

Mind your manners

Mind your mental deficiencies

hay guys

checked

can you get soda for free?

The Fritos merchandiser is cooler than you, how does that make you Feel?

Please don't be rude and apologize to OP.

Radcum m8 here... 19$ in utah.... Three hats worn for sure... 1 mediocre pay for driving the truck doing upsale and being fridge mechanic

I'm sorry

Not me and I won't apoligize because OP should an hero

Op should not an hero, but op is a hero!

This. He's doing the Lord's work.

Thanks, and congratulations on the dubs. I already took a picture of them, for posterity.

Wow rude. Can you go return to reddit? We dont want your hate here.

you guys should an hero too, this thread is unfunny and you should all feel bad

> not selling beer.

Fuck this lame copypasta and Pepsi cucks

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I concur. Yea Forums is a safe space.

>implying this is copypasta

Coke shill go back to your cave and keep drinking cocaine infused cola.

DO U HAVE ANY COUNDOM

Beer guys don't get paid

That makes me a sad panda

We sure do.

Lower than soda guys

Underrated post

bepis

I really, really, really like this thread

What the heck is going on in this thread?

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Get a life

>805716054 (You)

Quality thread as always

Why can't the grocery store employees do that?

why is this copypasta and why does op always larp instead of doing anything funny with it

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Cause pepci or coke could buy out most if not all grocery stores and why would someone doing 20 aisles of shit deal with some vendor faggory

Note how fag OP needs am electronic power jack to haul a light piss weight pallet. . .

Also fuck vendors. Legit get raped

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It's funny