alright you yellowfags want a greentext story here you go:
>be me
>about 12 years ago
>working as an assistant teacher in an elemntary school
>have to do recess duty
>basically just make sure kids dont hurt themselves and get to play 4 square and shit
>kindergarten recess
>new kid
>let's call him julian
>julian is off the wall fucking nuts
>apparently is autsit
>no medical records though
>kid runs around just laughing and screaming
>okay, whatever, weird kid, maybe spectrum
>then one day
>julian is playing 4 square
>im just watching
>he's in square 4 (lowest square)
>other kid gets knocked out right away
>he moves up
>he's fucking pumped
>kid in square 2 gets knocked out
>i think "okay they're not hitting the ball to him to be nice
>kid in square 1 serves the ball to julian
>julian fumbles it, cant return it
>he's out
>smile goes away
>stands there, stock fucking still
>eyes roll back in his head
>lets out a scream i've never heard any human make
>fuckmylife.png
>he starts screaming
>yelling that he's not out
>he's not allowed to lose at any game
>i say "no you're out, you need to go to the line"
>I DONT HAVE TO GO TO THE LINE!
>other kids start telling him to go to the back of the line
>he charges the girl in square 1
>ohfuck.jpg
>she runs
>i get between him and i'm defending him like a point guard
>other recess monitor comes over
>she knows him
>takes him away
>3 years later...
Alright you yellowfags want a greentext story here you go:
jumped the gun on 3 years later, sorry
>see julian in the halls
>he has a "minder" now
>basically has a one-on-one adult stuck with him at all times
>let's call her miss p
>btw they're both black
>miss p is from colombia
>julian is just american black
>miss p has this crazy accent
>can barely understand waht she says
>walking to pick up my class from art
>julian is in the hall with miss p
>he's yelling about not wanting to read the book
>she's telling him he has to
>he full on smacks her across the face
>she hits the deck
>ohfuck.gif
>he takes off sprinting down the hall
>i freeze
>what the fuck am i supposed to do
>my class is at the art room lined up ready to leave
>art teacher looks at me, i look at her
>we both give the "not my job" look
>miss p is up off the floor now
>starts going afer him
>she's like 60
>can't run
>she's yelling "stop julian!"
>julian is not stopping
>gets to the door
>busts through it
>runs outside
>principal comes runnign behind me with a walkie-talkie
>yelling to lock down the school
>goes after him
>i take my class back to the room
>hear later that he made it 2 blocks before they caught up to him
>hsi mom comes to school
>starts blaming miss p and the principal for making him run two block
>starts yelling how they're being racist
>again, miss p and the principal are both black women
>mom says she's going to sue the school
>now, 3 years later....
>three yaers later
>still teaching 3rd grade
>look at class roster
>fucking julian
>goddamnit.webm
>first day of class
>julian comes bounding in with miss p
>fml
>take him to his desk
>his mom comes in
>says this desk isnt good enough
>what?
>he needs to sit in a specific spot
>uh okay
>change his desk
>he flips shit
>mom and julian start yelling
>finally get him to sit down
>mom wants to stay in class all day
>uh, no, but you can stay for the first part of the day
>julian gets up and goes to sit on his moms lap in the back of the class because he doesnt want to decorate his nametag
>this is weird
>during a transition tell her she needs to leave
>she goes
>later that day
>julain comes from recess
>says "i get a snack now"
>no, we don't have snakcs in 3rd grade
>flips absolute shit
>miss p takes him outside
>he's screaming like he's being murdered
>all the kids in class just carry on
>one girl says "yeah, we're pretty used to this now"
>fuck
I've known some autists in my day and some wete fucking insane but none actually did shit like that, at most an intense argument with the teacher but thats about it
Good shit user
Fuck me Gran Autismo
Go on...
flash forward to the winter
>in nice weather kids hang out outside before school
>if it's too cold or snowing theyre in the halls
>cold snowy day
>i'm meeting with a parent about their kid
>julian comes busting ass through the door
>tell him he needs to wait outside with everyone else
>that fucking did it
>starts to go batshit
>picks a chair up and throws it
>mind you this kid is 8
>miss p is nowhere to be found
>the parent i'm meeting with looks terrified
>tell her we'll talk later
>she makes a hasty exit
>julain starts going nuts
>"I dont want to wait outside!"
>i'm trying to calm him down
>teaching partner calls the office
>principal comes in
>he won't stop
>she's trying everything she can
>julian is flipping shit, literally and figuratively
>principal says to me, dead in the eye, "we have to restrain him:
>whatthefuckidontgetpaidenough.pdf
>she grabs him from behind in a big bear hug
>says "you have to keep your head back or he;ll headbutt your nose
>what the fuck!
>she manages to control him but he's kicking
>tells me to grab his legs
>oh fuck
>kids have their faces pressed against teh classroom window
>im trying to grab his legs
>kicks me square in the stomach
>fucking kid is strong
>we literally carry him to the office
>his mom comes
>takes him home
>says if there are any bruises on him she's going to sue me
>what the fuck
>tell the principal i need to go home
>shes cool and says its fine
>next day come back
>julian acts like nothing happened
>this fucking kid
>see his mom after school
>try to say something to her
>she acts like nothing happened
>what the actual fuck
>kinda goes on like that for the rest of the year, huge meltdowns over nothing
I'm old enough to have lived in the glory days before "tracking" was "racist" and they didn't put the tards in with the normies, and uncontrollable kids had to be in special programs at special schools. Worst I had deal with was every morning sitting on the bus until special tard bus got there to drop them off first, lest they be exposed to normies
>tard kid loses at 4square and screams
>tard kid hits handler and runs away
>tard kid wants a snack and screams cause no snack
>tard kid freaks out starts fighting adults
>op and 60 year old lady jump him
If nobody wants to read this long uninteresting shit and waist their time like I did, here's the tl;dr. You have the easiest teaching position of all time if this is what you consider a crazy kid, OP.
>the next year he gets worse
>thank god he's not in my class anymore
>one day im walking down the hall
>i hear his primordial scream
>ohfuck.jpg
>see miss p dragging him out of the classroom
>he's biting her arm
>she looks at me
>says "he stabbed me with a pencil, look"
>shes fucking bleeding from her arm that he's biting
>turn to go get the principal
>in that moment he breaks free
>usain bolt sprints
>hits the door
>fucking fire alarm door
>fire alarm starts blaring
>kids and teachers come pouring out of classrooms
>take off running after him
>this fucker is fast
>fucking autist speed
>look behind me, see principal running behind me
>he goes for 5 blocks, just dead on sprint
>finally catch up to him
>he's just sitting in someone's front yard laughing
>fucking terrified
>principal catches up to us
>he says "hi miss charles"
>stands up, grabs her hand, and they walk back to school
>i'm actually fucking terrified
>that's the last i saw of him
>apparently his mom took him out of school
there are more stories but i'll have to rememebr them, it's been awhile and im drunk
besides this kid it was easy, this was a daily occurrence, but since you can't understand the difference between waste and waist i'm sure you'd make an excellent teacher
First cool story you've told all day, sperg.
>tard kid bites handler and runs away from school
so interesting wowww
This was terrific.
Is that you Julian?
This is now a tard stories thread.
i got a tard story i guess
>be in 10th grade
>have the same lunch period as special needs kids
>theres this one kid that went on a rampage once at lunch, grabbing random kids lunch trays and just flinging em making a mess
>tard handler has to pin him down
>dont see that tard for a long time
>one day hes back. i quietly watch him as i eat because hes one table over.
>handler isnt looking, hes walking over to my table
>just as im about to say "look out its that tard" he grabs this girl who sat with me's lunch tray and flips it on her, shes covered in milk and spaghetti
>he runs out the building and the school had to pay for her drycleaning and a new meal.
funny how after 6 months they let him eat with general population again, and he just couldnt help himself.
Hello there, julian.
I have sped/tard kid stories (pic related). Anyone want to hear them?
oh yes, of course
Go for it
Yea
I can sense the sarcasm but okay
>Senior year
>Me and 3 friends have the same engineering class
>New sped kid is in the class
>Doesn't talk much and sits in the back of the class so we don't care about him
>One day my friends shitty computer breaks
>Takes months for the IT guy to fix them
>Only other open ones are with the sped kid cause no one wants to sit with him
>lose a rock paper scissor match
>Forced to sit next to him for 4 months
>He thinks I'm his friend
>Taps on my shoulder and pretends it wasn't him 4 times a class
>Asks me if I "know da wae" daily
>Mentally rapes me with outdated memes
>I'm sick of this shit
>One day I find a thumbtack on the board
>Put it on his chair
>He comes in and sits on the chair with his knee
>He screams in pain
>Starts yelling at me
>ohshitohshitohshit
>Other kids watch as he pulls the tack from his knee
>he's bleeding
>He yells at me saying he knows I did it
>Entire class knows I tacked a special Ed kid
>Next day I come in my original computer is fixed
I got an entire folder of creepshots of him too
Is #24 only wearing sandals and a gigantic Jersey?
Different user here, have tard story too:
>last day of freshman year high school
>students w/ dual enrollment college classes in cafeteria (classes were done for semester)
>sitting with friends and talking
>cafeteria is big and has higher and lower area with the higher area in L shape
>be at farthest end of lower area (next to cafeteria entrance) and hear screaming
>chair clatters at other end of cafeteria in the higher area
>sped girl got mad at handler
>andrethegiantscared.gif
>people freaked out and hit the floor thinking a shooting was about to go down
>mind you we had 2 SS threats that year
>restrain sped girl and they get her out while she's still growling
>phew
>/thread
Good story thx
i got one.
>freshman year, lunch with a couple of tards
>there's this big motherfucker, usually really calm during lunch
>vaguely know this kid that sits at his table
>one day, minding my own business, he comes to our table
>before he even speaks, I see it in his eyes
>we all know what is about to happen
>tardalarm.wav
>fucker starts screaming
>i see two of the tard guards stand up, two more staff come to aid
>all try to restrain him
>this motherfucker pulls ALL FOUR of these fucking adults to the ground with the might of god himself
>gets up
>starts rampaging through the halls
>got to sit in lunch for an extra 30 minutes while they took care of it
all in all, not a bad day.
We need to murder these fucking retards at birth
>3 years later
>3 years later
Either this tard has been in 3rd grade his whole life or fake and gay
You're probably Julian, cause he said it was an accident.
I got one
>school recently switched from plastic lunch trays to styrofoam
>tard is unaware
>walks up to some guy who is only known as "that one guy the vegetables hate back"
>got that title because he hates vegetables and the tard hates him (who could have guessed that?)
>tard picks up the guys tray
>dumps his food on the floor
>winds the tray back
>swings as a hard as he fucking can at the guys head
>styrofoam gets obliterated
>tard is visibly confused
>says "that wasn't supposed to happen" and walks straight to the principal's office
>hear from office assistant that he wanted to give the guy brain damage but the change of material thwarted him
Not OP. Here's one of mine.
>Be student and doing a school internship
>Have a new tard in class called "Susie"
>Break time; "Susie" is still at her desk
>Ask her to leave. Instead, she hugs me. Says, she fell in love
>Awkward. Try to get her to leave the room
>She doesn't want to let go
>Susie wants snu snu
>Tell her that we can't have that
>Susie wails like a wounded animal
>Let me go only for tearing off her pullover
>Screams and continues undressing. People at the door gasp
>Principal arrives and stares at half naked tard girl
>MFW I lost my internship
...
>waist their time
>waist
>The waist is the part of the abdomen between the rib cage and hips
...
bumping for more.
He clearly can't handle unexpected changes. Any changes like "no candy before recess in 3rd grade" needs to be clearly announced in advance.
Would also have been good if he had been given a place to go when he had an outburst.
Easy cure for his shit. Strangulation. Choke the little fucker till he just sits and drools.Mom asks "Don't know may be he had a stroke"
I would just feel bad user. You did a not nice thing.
This is funny.
I mean, I think I'm somewhat justified.
I'm not even a moral fag, but unless he physically damaged you, then you did a coward move. You basically Pearl Harbored him you Jap.
Short but I got one.
>last week of senior year
>in class across hall from spends
>normal day, zoning out on phone when
>a
>goddamnmariachiband.exe
>Appears from the void and goes into the depths of Tardarus
>my whole class is looping out trying to see the band
>these brave souls begin to play Latin music at high volume
>I'm talking acoustic guitar, maracas, high pitched yipping, the works
>Tards go wild over them
>this one Bert-lookin veggietale appears to be flossing, but using his head instead of hips
>diddy Kong esque femtard is doing the futterwhacken+rhianna at 4x speed, while bbt (big black tard) does the smoothest wobble and hula hoop I've seen a spud do to date
>one guy doing the seizure in the back is really killing it
>Admin has arrived and is now watching the whole shindig play out
>my class has devolved into cooing over the hot potato party
>When the band finally stops and the fruit salad recovers from the tossing, everyone has lost interest.
>Mfw I learned that cost 2 grand
>mfw the engineering program couldn't afford Allen wrenches
I'm actually half Japanese, lmao.
You can't post "mfw" with no face, what are you a newfag?
this x ten million