Ok user pitch us your movie idea

>ok user pitch us your movie idea
>you have 5 minutes of our time

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Ok so there's this guy yeah, and he goes to the store yeah. Well when he goes into the store, he gets caught in the crossfire of a robbery, and then his nephew becomes a super hero dedicated to upholding justice based on his memory. I dunno, seems like it could work

You go to Hell to save your dead wife but demons keep trying to stop you and the audience slowly learns that the demons are actually her family because the husband just won't let his wife die and keeps forcing her to live and the overall message is that marriage is a meme.

>hmmm im not quite sure im following what youre trying to say

Hello, whores, cucks, and kikes.
I’d like to start by saying I’d murder each and every one of you if I could get away with it.
(Everybody laughs)
Haha great, so my movie starts with this guy, we’ll call him JB.
He wakes up on a boat, but It’s not his boat, and he’s got no clue who he is.
For the rest of the movie he pretty much does a bunch of parkour and yells things like “WHOS YOUR SOURCE?!” While he’s banging this really ugly chick.

Thank you all and go fuck yourself

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That's fucking deep

>wow very creative but also seems quite expensive. well give you an indie director and a budget of 8 million

It's my new movie, completely original too!

Why would I give you fuckers my movie idea? Literal kikes.

What’s after quads and why are you such a fucking waste?

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so get this, theres these bad guys...
big explosions right.
and the protagonist is a disabled trans woman who is black and from outer space.
she turns out to be god and at the end everybody claps

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Night on a big city, girls are partying in a club one is saying goodbye to her friends because she has to go,she walks since the metro is still on service, text her mom she's going and will arrive home in a couple of mins,then she sees someone walking towards her a young man, tall, walking normally,she just keeps walking and nothing happens.
She keeps walking, in the distance we can see the metro entrance 2 blocks away, she turns arround just to see a man behind her, about 2 or 3 meters in distance,he's short appears drunk and has something in his hand, she panics, and walks while texting her mom, she still can see the man walking behind her

when suddenly, someone from the other side of the street yells "Hey ! hey! mindy! wait for me! we have to leave together!" a friendly girl and her boyfriend go to her,the boyfriend makes a sing for a taxi to stop while looking at the man that was following her, the girl says "He's been following you for the last two streets, say the address you wanna go to the cab driver and we'll be with you untill you're safe ok?"

They don't know the girl, but they still help her, she feels relieved, they get on the taxi, our protagonist says to the driver "palm street no 20"

small talk happens, she gives her real name and reveals her mom waits for her at home

they arrive at the destination and the mother opens just to see her daugther crying, she is in distress, she tells her mother what happened, the mother offers a cup of tea or coffee to the strangers, they politely decline

the mother insist "You're such a pure couple, please let me give you a cup of tea" they accept with no much entusiasm


both of them enter and take a seat while the mother is preparing the tea

The mother gives them the tea, it's so good, the young couple drink it and praise the mother who sits infront of them across the living room table, the boy says something among the lines of "i need to call my mom" the girl makes small talk with the other girl "So, your name is not mindy right?" the girl "No, it's actually jessica"

We can hear the boy go on the phone "Yeah mom, palm street no 20, not worry we'll leave soon, yeah, love you "

He sits with the rest of the people, notices the picture of the family on the table "So, your dad is a police man"

jessica: "yeah, he's in charge of... uhm i can't remember the area"

The girl: "Queens, patrol number 233, right now is attending a robbery"

Someone knocks on the door, the boy pulls a knife out of his pocket "Go for it jess..." jess looks distressed about to cry she ask's "Why?..." the boy "Well it's not okay to not answer the door to people!" the door is being knocked on more agressevely, she stands up while the boy follows her, the other girl is looking at the eyes of the mom "Don't you move" she says while pulling a pocket knife

Jess and the boy open the door outside the man she saw stalking her says in a comically but terrorizing woman voice "Hey sweety i came to pick you up"

I'm hoping Hollyweed makes a movie out of One (the ps1 videogame). A man wakes up in motel/hotel room with machine gun molded to arm. Another failed syborg experiment... he tries to escape whomever is chasing him?

op here
holy fuckin shit i didnt even notice lol
i think im actual autist

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Here's a dollar, go buy yourself a snickers and please never come back.
Thank you, next!

FUCKING QUINTS!

ok its a gay movie
there are 2 man and they have gay butt sex in HD

Superheroes

4 words. Black. transgender. Female superhero.

>Itll make trillions

checked. but "they" also are handicapped, except when they engage their super powers they arent.

>yes
>hear is jj abrams, Christopher nolan, and Michael Bay and a 150million dollar budget

About a dude who has the same disease as Benjamin Button but in reverse.

Basically, I roll dubs, and the movie ends

roll

Dude orders a coke and gets a sprite

why am i pitching a movie to a bunch of doctors

Ok so here goes. There’s this stepmom who arrives home from a shopping trip with several fancy expensive looking bags. She calls out “Tyler, where are you?” Tyler, her stepson, is in his room playing video games. She explains that his father isn’t home right now and she needs to get an opinion on the clothes that she bought. Tyler agrees and she leaves the room to get changed. She enters the room in a revealing swimsuit. Tyler notices her ample cleavage and buttocks and shyly approves of his stepmom’s attire. She then says she will change into her next outfit, which is skimpy lingerie. She explains to save time that she will change here in the same room this time instead and that it’s no big deal because they are family. Tyler watches his stepmom getting naked, and she notices and asks him if anything is wrong. Tyler explains that he’s a virgin and hasn’t even touched a boob and his friends at school tease him for this. She then approaches Tyler and says that he can touch her boob so his friends won’t tease him anymore. Tyler touches his mom’s boob and gets an erection and asks his mom what is going on in his pants? His mom explains that he has a boner and that there is only one way to take care of that. His mom starts sucking his dick and says that since they’ve gotten this far then he might as well fuck her before his dad/her husband gets home so that his friends won’t tease him. Tyler then mounts his mom and really starts nailing her UNH UNH then they switch to doggy and starts giving it to her and she goes “oh yeah you’re big like your father” but it’s not weird and he keeps going. Then they switch to reverse cowgirl and fucks his mom from behind before finally his mom says “let me teach you about anal sex” and Tyler starts pummeling her asshole for 5 minutes. Eventually she gets on her knees and tells Tyler to pop a load all over her face. Boom. And scene.

I will try to find an actor with minimal tattoos to seem real.

dude that's racist.

Some guys really want to kill someone on the purge but they snap and kill him a week before and have to pretend he’s still alive until then so they don’t get arrested.

>the perfect sex bots are created so men no longer have to fuck fat ugly chicks.
>fat ugly sexless pissed off feminists create a league of villains and hijack thousands of nukes
>threaten to blow up everything if all men dont gtfo
>men banished to the moon
>fat feminists outlaw sex robots and also outlaw being hot out of rage/jealously
>sex bots and hot chicks forced into hiding for fear of execution/deactivation
>sex bots and women remaining on earth team up and wage war against the fat ugly feminists
>sex bots hiding in the snowy mountains train war elephants
>hot jungle chicks ambush feminists supply vehicles and arm up
>millions of smoking hot girls and insanely hot sex bots show up at the feminist citadel to attack
>first wave evaporated by the citadel forcefield
>feminist attack pigs flank the hot chicks/bots from the east
>feminist attack blimps raining napalm on the sexbot/hot chick siege weapons
>hope seems lost
>out of nowhere ion cannon strike slams the forcefield, obliterating it completely
>its the god damn men
>the engineers banished to the moon were hard at work doing badass man shit and found a way back home
>men start warping in on battle cruisers and start
>explosive flack detonating against the citadel
>feminists use blood magic to combine all of their fat gross bodies into one big 50 story tall mega cunt

Not sure who we could cast to play the massive mega cunt. Maybe amy schumer or something? anywho, they fight and feminists lose and the world is now composed of only hot chicks, hot sex bots, and men.

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fucking quints!!!

you had me at---->
>fat feminists outlaw sex robots and also outlaw being hot out of rage/jealously

Gone with the wing ... but all of the actors are transgendered people of color, now!

>Mega Cunt
Jenny McCarthy

Film opens with old beat up van at a stop light. Back door and then side door pop open and clowns of all sorts (red noses, big shoes, animal balloons, the hair, etc.) begin to continuously pile out. Then a couple Mexicans with guns jump out of the van and begin to try to chase them down. The movie is called “Clown Runner.”

Vampire:Clerk
>Convenience store clerk getting robed
>Vampire walks in wants to buy something
>asked robber to stop for a second so he can buy the items
>robber shoots vampire goes back to robbing store
>Vampire gets back up Kills robber
>vampire buying dayquil
>dayquil keeps vampire alive in the sun

Chickens with humongous dicks that cum pus

Underrated

MLK and Malcolm X come back to life and join the KKK after seeing what they've done

Ok so
It starts in this world where people conform to society and everything is going well. A very small portion of people feel uncomfortable, and are explained that their feelings do not matter and they should do their best to fit in with the cogs of the economy, society, etc.
They do, and everything goes well...
Until one day, a group of the non-conforming low-lives arise. They call themselves "The Beatniks," or, "Beats," for short. They slowly begin to attain new members into their angry, edgy, different lifestyle. The conforming, growing, happy, enjoyable society and economy days are over as these unappeasable freaky teenagers become adults, and begin to ruin the amazing world that once was great. They leech off others. Demand unfairly reasoned rights, taking more and more and producing less and less.
The postmodern society has begun, what is to become of it?
Find out in the next part of, "clown world"

Unironically this sounds cool and I would watch it.

Professor X

>back to the future remake
>an all black cast
>Black to the Future

I don't think a black person would be too keen on time traveling to the 1950s.

well back to the future came out in 85 and he travels to 55. so this one comes out 2020 and he goes back to 1990, same time jump.

but like you know how marty invents rock and roll or whatever when chuck berry hears him play over the phone? well its the same scene but it's like
>kurt! kurt! this is your cousin, rick. Kurt ya gotta hear this.
and it's the black guy inventing grunge.

this is a license to print money

Aint gonna lie, I'd watch that

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Well that was fucking awesome.

It goes like this. A man wakes up one day to everyone but him being retarded and full of retard rage. Everyone will return to normal in a week so long as he survives.

shut up and take my money

Kevin Bacon dresses up as Donald Trump and slathers a naked Maisie Williams in Mayonnaise whilst Mel Gibson dresses up as Mother Theresa and watches whilst Ram Ranch plays as the soundtrack..