How do I buy condoms without looking weird or suspicious?
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How do I buy condoms without looking weird or suspicious?
Mason Lewis
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Camden Hill
Suspicious of what? Having sex? Just fucking buy them, maybe get some deodorant and shaving cream if that helps you
William Cruz
Get some lube with them, and do it with just enough confidence.
Austin Ramirez
1. Go to store that sells condoms.
2. Get condoms.
3. Pay for condoms.
4. Leave store that sells condoms.
Pretty sure that covers it.
Robert Bennett
Don't use self checkout. Some condoms have security devices inside that set off the alarm and make the attendant come over to you and review your purchases.
Adam Lee
Alternatively, you can make it look like you're doing one of those "Weirdest Combination of Three Items" things (e.g.: condoms, cucumber, lube) and the cashier will be so bored of unoriginal mental-children trying to be funny that you'll be immediately forgotten.
Juan Walker
Buy a roll of duct tape at the same time, look the cashier lady in the eyes the entire time. Buy items and leave.
Evan Wright
This is funny because it'll most likely unironically work just fine. Thank you good sir
Jace Howard
Don't wear pants
Ian Robinson
If you aren't enough of a man to walk in, grab em and look the clerk square in the eye when you slap them on the checkout counter then you aren't mature enough to have sex yet.
Anthony Lee
>good sir
David Hughes
> im a cashier
> we don’t fucking care
Gavin Edwards
go to your local planed parenthood and get them for free
Thomas Baker
It's simple: buy a large cucumber, one carrot or green (hard) banana, lube, rope or duct tape and a bottle of booze. Then casualy place also the condoms somewehere between. In that way it will be not suspicious.
Jason Torres
I like to buy magnums when the checkout girl is hot, even tho they're too big for me
Joshua Martin
Looking weird or suspicious?
Wtf does that even mean
No you don't look weird because you're buying and condoms and what'll you look suspicious of? Looking like a person who most likely will use them?
You look like a person who is responsible enough to even take these things into account and actually act responsibly if that's what anybody would even think
Some people wouldn't even think twice because they got lives of their fucking own so they aren't even paying attention to you so....
Juan Green
I laughed
Julian Bailey
fucking seirously? just buy the fucking condoms, whats weird or suspicious about it?
Lincoln Torres
You don’t deserve to have sex if you’re that scared of buying condoms
Landon Baker
Dude, you’re not fooling anybody
Liam Wilson
Underaged and banned
Jose Carter
If you have to ask that question you shouldn't be having sex.
Kayden Wood
ever hear of self checkout?
Grayson Hughes
Condoms ruin sex. Just go raw dude. If she's not on bc pull out and avoid the half week a month of peak fertility
Lucas Wilson
Amazon?
Asher White
i just ordered some on ebay.
Hudson Wright
But then he'd have to use mommy's credit card
Dominic Perry
quit being a little bitch and just walk up to the counter and pay for your condoms.
how fucking young do you have to be to feel embarrassed about that lol
Benjamin Rivera
Quit being a pussy 14 year old and walk into target and order them like a man. I made a big deal about it the first time i ever bought them. And dont take advice from these loser fags wrap it up
Levi Wood
Weird and suspicious like your sexually active and responsible? Just walk into the store and buy the condoms...if your really nervous than just mix in some other items too that u might need at your home or whatever but there’s nothing suspicious or taboo about buying rubbers.
Bentley Campbell
OP is probably worried about suspicion because he's so far underage the sex won't be legal.
Andrew King
If you're regularly seeing the same hot checkout girl, I'd suggest throwing in a box of tampons, one of those fancy bags single-serving dark chocolate squares, and a single mango. You can do this about once a month.
She will eventually notice and absolutely understand this combination of products (even if you don't) and think positively of you.
And since she'll assume you have a girlfriend, she will be more comfortable flirting with you. Don't flirt back too much (you have an imaginary GF after all) but be friendly.
After you've established rapport, you can go in and buy a case of beer and a frozen pizza in a subdued mood (i.e., you and the imaginary GF broke up). Say your usual hellos, ask how her shift has been, whatever nonsense pleasantries you've usually exchanged.
She may jump on her chance, she may not. She may stop being friendly with you now that you're single and she can't safely flirt with you. If she continues being flirty, you're in, figure out how to escalate depending on your situation.
Kayden Cook
stop being underage
stop being a pussy
stop doing it together with a other man
Grayson Green
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