Why are you staying in tonight Yea Forums?
Why are you staying in tonight Yea Forums?
spent all day drinking at the pool and came home to walk my dog. ended up taking a nap, woke up around 10 and decided to just watch a movie
Somebody post this trap’s cock please.
There's a party at my house but I hate the fuckers I live with so I'm not going
My mom won't let me out.....
at least go talk to some of the girls
>came home
>jacked it to trap pron
>fell asleep with dick in hand
FIFY...
cause I have big exams this week
even if I didn't, I am kinda awkward and ~15 years older than my peers in school, and just don't enjoy being out any more.
but its okay, I will soon become a highly paid medical professional, hookers and cocaine will come my way in a few years.
Just photoshopped that bitch into a woman, you can fap confortably knowing there is no dick
because I'm 17 and have a 7 month old already so where am I to go.
that's the whole point smh traps are quality porn
4 deep on rare breed wild Turkey so not driving anywhere.
Well first of all, all of the exciting female excursions start at like 10pm, and at that point I'm thinking about going to bed. If I go out it's right after work, at 5:15 or so, and fucking no one goes to the bar at 5:15.
What the fuck do you do from 5 to 10? Just sit around, get dressed up, sit around some more?
If I went out, I'd go to a bar, order a couple drinks at massively inflated prices, drink them in about 30-45 minutes. No one would talk to me except the bartender, who would just barely, because I'm just 'work' to them and they know I'm going to tip them regardless.
Then I'd drive home and hope I didn't pass a cop and completely fuck up my life.
Meh. Getting drunk at home alone for the thousandth time this year sounds better.
Waiting for a certain user who has a very big dick he wants me to suck! ; )
Bored, and wanna fap
I don't have a car, I take the bus
Can’t tell if this is more or less gay now
Watching the UFC
Maybe just bi. Till you add anime then its gay af
Have plans to smash a cutie tomorrow so just blazing and manscaping tonight
I dont like traps, but he would be a fucking hot woman
Because I have violent diarrhoea
I'd fuck him
Stayed up for a day and a half after insomnia from not wanting to sleep due to having random ptsd dreams twice every week. I had a bad feeling that it was going to be one of those nights. I stayed up from 7 am friday to 7 pm sunday. Was baked and tired so i had a lot of sudden micro-sleeps and visual hallucinatory distortions. It was pretty cool and at it at least made not being able to sleep. Once 7pm rolled around i masturbated and took a couple of big bowls of bud and i was out...until 2 hours ago now I'm gonna get back to snoozing.
I enjoy staying home most of the time. I hang out with friends and drink sometimes, then I play with them when I stay home, and days like today I do absolutely nothing productive. It's therapeutic