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If that's all you have reserved for college, I wonder why you decided to study in one of the most expensive places in Colorado/the country.
What are they known for, anyway?

you couldn't even buy a trailer in golden for that

How high are your standardsBased on this id say you should have no problems geting a 5-6 on your own.

>What are they known for, anyway?
being their own planet, literally

>400k usd
Ha op poorfag. I have over 1.5billion in larp coins get on my level.

>expensive
less than my other option. my parents pay for my college anyway.
i could of gone to cheaper college but they refused.
>known for
big hiking scene.
56% boys to 44% girls, so im at huge disadvantage fuck
whatever

im bad at girls. i dont have much hope in myself
Im a junior already too.

you're a moron and a twat, you're not going to like boulder

no shit. its the only school to fucking accept me. And my parents and aiblings pressueing ke to go because theyre big hikers who work in colorado. but i hate hiking.
i need some Yea Forumsro to help me out.

You can do it user belive in yoyrself come on i believe in you

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someone from boulder just help me.
i know theres someone from this dchool that goes on b

>not going to a private nursing school

My college has 3:1 girl-to-guy ratio. Have no intention to be a nurse, going there for some free poon.

help b
i dont want to be celibate for a whole year

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i know. im pretty fucked.
i dont know what to do

This slut named melody who has pics are all over /b went there. Hot blonde. Played volleyball and fucked tons of dudes. Should be fun times bro.

it has 56% male to 44% female ratio. someone like melody would be reserved for frats and sports guys
im a fucking transferring junior with no friends.
im hoping i meet someone from there on b or any Yea Forums

im really fucked. im honestly panicking right now cause of how much fo a fucking sausage fest this piece of shit school is. i didnt want to go here

>manlet
>chinlet
>terrible personality
>"no problem user you could get a 5 or 6 easily"
Why do unironic incels always volunteer help when it is clear they have no fucking clue what they are talking about

my parents are the same. they keep telling me
>try harder
implying i can change any of the shit things ive inherited

should i try soc?

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Darley or Bear Creek? Also undergrad or grad? Depending on answer I might be able to help

undergrad. bear creek.
pls help anyway im desperate. i can exhange contact on discord

No need for discord. I'm not on that much. I'm not going to be around Bear Creek as I'm in the engineering quad and my buddy that lives in an apartment lives in darley. But I'll throw you a bone anyway. Boulder is a party school, and all of the engineers are crack heads literally ask anyone in quad about upcoming parties and you'll find girls to talk to. If you need any more advice just look for a manlet in a red Pepsi sweater during fall welcome. I'll probably remember you

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well thats a given ill try to ask about parties. but i assume ill get a lot of faggots wholl laugh at me or set me up and dont want another male to mess their chances of getting girl.
i dont live in bear creek exactly. just right by it in some apartments.
im going to business school

Bruh, I'm friends with this kid who is a SPAZZ that's going to the Leed's business school and he got invited to three parties in a row attending the summer program. They either say no or they give you an addy. They ain't that cruel.

yeah. but im ugly loser faggot.
How do i ask to go to parties anyway? only parties i been to were frat orientations that rejected me

You think I'm a 10/10? I'm ugly too. Attractiveness helps alot but it isn't required to vet invited. It's all networking. Be friends with likeable people and present yourself as the comedy or quirky in a good way kid. Then they start telling you about parties. Once your at a party, it might be hard but, SOCIALIZE. Only way to be friends with the party kids and get invited to other parties

also people love to post on snapchat. See a friend at a party? Swipe up and ask. Go to snap maps and click on hot spots to see about any parties. If you're really desperate sulk around the party registry office in the Umc and eavesdrop on parties being registered.

but its basically to get girlfriend or have casual sex here if youre not top 10%, no?
it has 44% females. thats 4000 guys who have to go celibate

Also add the people you meet at parties on snapchat. Another desperate move is to join those snapchat groups that are called "BOULDER JUGGS " or something cringey like that. Most likely to get shut down but a party's a party

just b urself bro

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i have no snapchat at all. i used to have one at old college but i looked like a loner ommediately when people added me.
i dont know. maybe ill use it tonightm but i have 0 followers and dont really know how to successfully use it

yeah. well i took out 30, 000 so i can get plastic surgery done on my face. so suk my dick

If you wanted girls that throw ass like hot cakes, boulder is the wrong move in colorado schools. UNC girls in Greeley do that. The only reason I bring up parties is because boulder is a party school and once you get a steady stream of parties once you spot a qt you're interested in you can talk to her and at the end of the party you can ask her if she wants to go with you to another one you know next week, you exchange info, and message her.

Also that's implying every guy is dating on campus. Not the truth, some have grills that go to a different school and some are focusing on school

What do you mean, don't know how to use it? Like basic functions or like you dont have any friends on it?

wow this sounds fucking awful.
i like drinking beer and dancing. but i still want a girlfriend.
do all you guys do just get drunk and talk about sports and shit?
>UNC
i cant get into any fucking school
my acceptance in another school without such a god awful gender rstio is still pending.

i fucked up in life. i thought boulder would at least have mercy since my brother got a qt asian gf there. but my brother is 6'3 and only got it through nice connections.
well yeah. but thats really rare.
no friends
havent used it in a year
i cant snap things by myself exposing im a loner.
you can only snap when you have friends to snap with

thanks for aking still tho
but god
im so fucked

I go to Mines a few miles south in Golden, if you're buying I'll be your wingman. I have a GF so I must be doing something right, eh?

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sure. wanna exchange discords?
>buying
yeah. but i wont pay anything until we meet in person.

Im junior btw

>won't buy until we meet in person
Thats a given. I am also a Junior.

Kind of new with discord though, how do we exchange without every Yea Forums-tard having it?

im BlondeLover#8861
just add me

Wow is this reality in america? In Norway college/University is free. You can go to med school or whatever for 7 years. The price? $300 in total for your students license and that’s it

Well the way you describe yourself, a girlfriend will take time. Parties at boulder are not like getting drunk and talking about sports unless it's a kickback. Parties there is just drinking, dancing, socializing.

There's more people single in boulder than you think

There is one option to get a girlfriend without parties and don't knock it until you try it. Tinder.
>inb4 that's not going to work I'm ugly.

I assume you're out of state given that you're loaded. As a point of reference I'm currently in Denver until the year starts but everytime I log into tinder 8/10 times I get someone on my screen that's going to boulder. If a chubby manlet like me can get matches, you could get some. Go on a hike and take a picture of you on some rocks. Take a picture with a puppy. Boulder chicks dig that shit. Your snapchat can actually work to this. If she asks to exchange snaps, exchange it and tell her you took a break off social, forgot your login and started new.

Dumb nigger

I went there as a manlet with no money and had no problem getting laid. Hit up parties especially with drugs and you’ll be solid. Check out the Velveteers while you’re at it.

i love your optmism. but i prepare for the worst.
my other college experience was god awful and had a better girl to male ratio.
yeah
ill try to abuse tinder. but at my old college i got 0 matches.
i will never use self pics on tinder again tho

Done

Haha my fiancé was in Bear Creek. Creampied so many times in there. But it was like 60% female at that point, 2012.

yeah. but my personality is really bad. i cant fix it. i try before i really cant.

i hypervenelate arkund girls.
>2012
no wonder my fucking siblings say i can get a gorlfriend so easily. they graduated before it went to fucking shit

What kinda music are you into? That’s always an opening

eh. a little bit of everything
i can talk about metal, classical, rap, and video game soundtracks.

some days im a metalhead. other im oseudo intellect classical
i like 80s pop over modern

That's your old college though, you gotta stop reliving the past. You miss 100% you don't take. Every city is different.

I have a question about Mines. I was accepted there but opted to go to boulder because my college councilor and physics teacher in high school told me not to go because of horror stories of kids fucking each other over by giving each other wrong answers during study groups to score higher on tests and how everyone wanted to kill themselves because of the work load. Can you confirm? Did I fuck up?

I was insulting his advice, not your reality

Metal bitches are in Denver. Uber down to 7th Circle Music Collective, all ages diy venue. Boulder diy got shut down couple years ago

I'm not going to lie, the workload is nuts. But I've never seen any students fucking each other over, there actually seems to be a good amount of teamwork between students. We definitely have a high suicide rate, they weren't fucking with you on that one. I think we've had 7 in the past 2 years? (campus of 6kish). I don't like it, but not to the point where I want to transfer

Man you're going to the biggest party school in the region if you can't get laid at CU you'll never get laid anywhrte

Really? You wouldn't say it's more punk?

Damn and to think Luis almost convinced me with that job fair and that themed party yall throw every year. With my alcoholism, depression, and that cliff near buffalo bill's grave I would have been another statistic.

Yeah, if I'd known a few years ago what I know now I wouldn't have accepted enrollment. You did the right thing user.

More yeah but there’s plenty of metalheads, can’t think of any other metal places unless you’re over 21. The Swinging Noose Productions people have some loosies but all ages metal shows are a little more rare

Nerdy girls are horny girls fyi