Name my boy Yea Forums

kintobor

Adolf Hitler Jr.

Lil' Jizzy.

/b

Young jizzy

Mortimer

Ludwig

Father here, (to a son) give him a good name that will serve him well when he is an adult.

no fucking pansy shit like Tia or jessie.

John
Keith
Robert
James
Michael

etc. One day that boy will be a man.

Démon or Diablo.

Li'l cum stain

Lamar
Quintavius
Darroquell

How many months is he

Spunky

Hitler Strikes back

Is your last name McGee because I have a lot of funny suggestions then.

He'll have to get tough or die.

>posts nothing of quality
>Makes fun of others
die.

I'd like to hear them, so shut up dicklips

Nigger

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>defends a post that critises some one that posted a contribution
shut the fuck up retard

Hot pocket

Fetal Alcohero

Big kek

Johnny McAnus

Bort

Yea Forums

A. Bort Shaun

Albert Sean

This

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Name em Hugedick. Ensure your lineage

Lanky Kong.

Aborted Mistake

Shota kun

That’s the plan I’m not an idiot millennial parent

4 and a half

I guess I gotta go with this. First dubs

Scruff McGruff

We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates

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Barnacle Clampersnatch

PETER

Donkey Kong country 2: Diddy Kong's quest
>Trips confirm

God dammit!
ROLL

Jesus fucking christ!

Adolf

ronny

procreation is cruel we simply don't need anymore people I bet you had the kid just so you could re live your life threw it not even considering all the evil and suffering that will inevitably be created

Cletus McNiggercock

Trankston

s-sauce pls...

Found the virgin. But to answer your question, no that’s not why we’re having him. I’m actually seeking to better the world by raising adults and not dumb kids such as yourself. I bet you got whatever you wanted as a kid, all you had to do was bitch and scream to your parents. And that’s how you got to be a fat neck beard screaming “no more kids reeeeee.”

BigWilly69

Skip Foreplay

Did You mutilate his genitals?

niggerfaggot

Sahn
oh sahnnnn
i luv u sahn

Don't cut off his foreskin OP, he'll thank you later.

Biff

Dudebro mcbrodudeington

carlos saul

Came here to post this

Or fidget spinner

I’m uncut and so will he

Accident