Ok I've been married for 8 years and I have two young kids, this is my first marriage and possibly last...

Ok I've been married for 8 years and I have two young kids, this is my first marriage and possibly last. With that being said, if any one of you old fags have any advice on getting separated I would appreciate it.

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Cheat, multiple times.

Ive been doing that for 6 years now with escorts

Good, now be sloppier about it and let her find out somehow.

Get a lawyer

Worst advice ever, go find some dick rate thread

Are you stupid user? That's how she wins everything in court.

OP, you have to set her up to cheat. Get proof, and take everything in court.

He never said he wanted a clean separation, did he?

tell her that you want an open marriage. trust me, it ruined my marriage...

I do want a clean separation, I'll have some type of relationship with her the rest of my life so I want it to go as smooth as possible

I get that, how loyal is she to you? Do you suspect anything fishy going on? Why do you even want out?

I’ve been separated for a year after a 15 year marriage with kids. Ask away buddy.

Why bro? It's going to fuck up your kids.

That's really what you did? Kek

How did you go about bringing it up, are you happier?

Shouldve thought about that before having kids, fuckface. Man up and accept your responsibility to them.

I’m a lawyer user, be more specific on what advice you’re seeking

I take care of my kids so no need to step anything up, I provide for them and have a great relationship but the marriage is over

That scares me

Is there any thing legally I need to do for the separation to be honored in court?

yep, and it wasn't the asking for it either, it was being in one that wrecked my shit

Damn man, how'd it feel being single again?