Ask a Pepsi merchandiser anything. I work in the South LA/Central LA/ Paramount /Downey area...

Ask a Pepsi merchandiser anything. I work in the South LA/Central LA/ Paramount /Downey area, I drive my car all over the area, and I work 70+ hrs a week, drive a Corolla, and eat at Alberto's

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You're doing the Lord's work

True

would you fuck a dog?

No

let's try to keep this thread bumped

Good idea. Other boards are here atm. This is good opportunity for them to get to know the Pepsi merchandiser we've all grown to love.

Pepsi is more of a r9k drink

You almost got dubs!

Woah lol

What do you do for a living?

What's your Weiner look like?

I'm a Pepsi merchandiser

On the last post I remember you talking about how you got this job because your dad fucked your asshole with a 2liter bottle of coke and ever since then you want to cause the downfall of the Cocacola brand.

Make any progress since then?

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I never said that. That was another user pretending he was me.

What's your Weiner look like if you dip it into chocolate pudding?

Not dipping my weiner into chocolate pudding

How was the 4th?

I used to merch up in the valley

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What up bro. Keep at it!

It was great for sales. Worked over 80 hours that week.

ty!

You almost got trips!

Woah lol

How much you get paid

14 and change

Name the race of the people most interested in your products

>I used to merch up in the valley

Reyes?

How did you get introduced to Yea Forums

si

Crush Orange- Mexicans
Crush grape-blacks
Pepsi-lower middle class whites

Was your manager named Dave?

fpbp

yessir

What's the deal with airline food?

You almost got dubs!

Kek, I interviewed for a merch job there. They're always hiring

Woah lol

So you left or got promoted?

YOU almost got dubs!

Woah lol

>YOU almost got dubs!

YOU almost got dubs!

Woah lol

You ruined it.

Why do your Kickstart cans look different than the Canadian ones

Never seen a Canadian kickstart can

You almost got dubs!

Do you get tired of making this same thread over and over?

Woah lol

No. I love being able to engage with my fans on my down time.

I want to engage my fans

Why does Pepsi taste like Coke but watered down and with more sugar

The answer is quite simple. It doesn't.

I thought you moved to Chicago?

Do you enjoy Pepsi

What gave you that idea?

I enjoy Pepsi max

How much is Big Air paying you to keep quiet on the airline food situation?

The other thread

>drive a Corolla
Not gonna lie. I'm kinda jealous.

What's your dream job good sir

I already have it

which cola is better, and why is it Coke?

To sell chips and chipcessories

Why do I see this thread so often?

Isn't the real problem is why are you here so often?

Because I like to engage with my fans

touche

Do you ever post on other chans?

I only post on the chan

Do you have a girlfriend

Not OP but yes