Why do people even get or feed birds?

This sans the butt nugget thing.

My chicken makes food and eats pests. Keeps my crops fertilized.

>They keep my grass neat
I didn't know having shit everywhere on lawn makes it neat.

Wasps fly too, but they are bad niggers. Fuck them

Birds are good you faggot.

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It is a good fertilizer, unlike dog or cat shit

All of your shit ends up somewhere too, ya know.

Not on people 100%, since I'm not Indian

Fuck you animals are my homies, also the bird looks like a bomber plane

They are definitely bombers.

I ran a cat over last week by accident and didn't even stop

you just described yourself fag

The strong destroys the weak that tries to compete with them and takes care of the weak that just want to do their own thing. It's the natural order. Animals that are just trying to exist and aren't trying to take over our world should be protected. It's not their fault that we're so dominant. It's our responsibility as the apex species to take care of them.

Cats are literally useless. Aren't even good for companionship. The internets obsession with cats coincides with the rise of Trap and Rate Dick threads.

I have ducks. They're awesome.

Nothing more relaxing then chilling in the grass with baby ducks

You haven't own a cat so shhh

Then how do I know so much?

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Outdoor birds are fine, but pet ones don't make sense. Do people really enjoy having shit on everything?

Believing animal stereotypes make you a dumbass can blame your parents for that one

Do you think stereotype is synonymous with fiction? Poor thing.

"Cats are good pets" is a stereotype, yes.
Cats are useless tier pets. Shit at pest control, shit at shitting in box, shit at interaction.

Seek help

When toxoplasmosis keeps in.
Cats are disgusting. Everyone who owns cat, their house smells like indian fucking street

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Any suggestions about why cats are good pets would probably help your case.

must be trolling
You have never owned them and only see the bad it's your problem to fix not mine

This guy thinks the power of observation is a problem.

They are oretty chill take care if themselves if you clean the box it doesnt smell like shit and i got one named smokey that acts just like a dog if you leave her alone she fucks with you until you pay attention to her my dog needs less attention than her haha

not sure which side this is supposed to be an argument for.

I like how the chat has turned from birds to cats tho lol

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Someome said they smell dont pay attention to you which is wrong due to that last post are you retarded?

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Apparently t. gondii not only increases reaction time and causes schizophrenia, but also makes people a little bit not that bright.

The birds work for the bourgeois

>Someome said they smell dont pay attention to you which is wrong due to that last post are you retarded?

>are you retarded?

What are you trying to say in that sentence? I normally can figure things out, but it's all kinds of wonky.

Very true ive read studies on this due to something they carry thats why ya gotta not let them rub up on your face pretty sure it also deals with their fumes if you dont keep their shitter clean

>They are oretty chill
Debatable. They seem chill because they sleep like 20 hours a day.
> take care if themselves
Spreading dirt with saliva is just as good as wiping ass with a finger.
> if you clean the box it doesnt smell like shit
Litter itself, even most expensive one, starts smelling like shit after first usage

If you cant figure what you replied to the first time I cant help you and im guessing no one can you cant figure anything but the easy shit out friend

So is ur mom

Put baking soda as mix
Like I said mine stays by my side so i dont know about other cats
Keep you house clean by wiping down every night like normal human everyrhing you said debunked..

it really shouldn't be difficult. Do you think you have the kitty parasite?

My wife has two cats. I can confirm. Fuck cats and their long ass lives. Literally useless as fuck.

If ya dont like em ya dont like em really doesnt matter everyone has a preference honestly i have a cat a dog and a bunny with my girl all of em are peculiar animals with different personalities

Not difficult to normies cant help you rude the short bus friend and nah I keep my house clean unlike your moms basement

Birds are based pets, unlike cats

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You Were a toddler once your eyes would have lit up with joy at the sight of any animal I'm so sorry for whatever went wrong in the time between then and now :/

Cats
>Shit stinks, always shit in places you don't want them to shit, like behind the sofa or toilet, yet it is believed that they shit in the box.
>Leave grease everywhere
>Not that smart
>Doesn't give a fuck about owner
Birds
>It is believed they shit everywhere, but in reality it is so much easier to deal with accidental their poops (compared to any other animal accidents), since it doesn't smell and easy to clean up, also it is easier to make bird to shit in specific place.
>Feathers are much easier to clean up, compared to grease
>Surprisingly smart, even smaller ones.
>Extremely affectionate.

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animal threads on /b really bring out the mental cases

Bird owner here. My wife and I rescue them.
If you're not a disgusting or lazy piece of shit, they arent hars to clean up after. 99% of it goes onto newspaper in the bottom of their cage. Less smell than a cat, easier cleanup.
I love cats, but purely on a scatological based argument, birds are far superior.

Like toxoplasmosis?

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Funny obsession you have there

You're right, it is not toxoplasmosis, it is schizophrenia, which is caused by that parasite fucking up brains.

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Even If toxo existed like you think it does any good person would rather that than whatever you have. Oh and Fyi all the things you have said about cats so far are completely wrong it's give me a good laugh so I thank you for that

kek

Wut?

Everything itt about cats is correct, except couple posts.

What butt nugget?

Crows are the smartest birds, and can solve complex problems better than chimps

Crows are based.
I can't wait for crows phasing out humans.

Because they're cute and their chirps are pleasing to the ears and make people happy. If something makes you happy and doesn't hurt anyone and isn't illegal then why not indulge?

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>their chirps are pleasing to the ears and make people happy.
Can confirm. If there were no birds making bird noises, I would get nervous really quickly and kill someone.

hay its you american themed uber driver mister ravin, I'm outside.

I heard ducks were ornery and extra shit tastic in comparison with chickens. How are they?

Birds are good, they are clean and can take care of themselves.

I wonder the same thing about conservatives, for the same reasons.

Same, but for all politicians, because anarchy will happen.

>They are useless and disgusting.
You may not like it, but even flying rats are important and reduce amount of true rats.

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Sea Gulls are nature's waste baskets.

Leaky ones.
I wish they shitted in grass and sea, rather than on cars and people.

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>useless
What about chickens, nigger

Fucking got em

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OP you are a control freak.

You can't control this.

So you rage like a massive faggot.

Wow. You are fucking dead on...
How did you know this, fucking magician? Especially if you consider that I didn't write my true opinion on birds.

Sounds like you OP

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Cockatoos are based.

Just look at this, it is fucking perfection. They are of flags and insignias of most countries for a reason.
Meanwhile you, OP, are only a fag.

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birds are cool. chad birds just shit wherever they want.

>chad birds just shit wherever they want.
This. If they didn't have wings, everyone would beat the fuck out of them already.

This is the biggest samefagging shit fest I have ever seen.

Birds are just cool.

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>chickens
>they are advance technology that turns corn into chicken
>one of the waste byproducts is eggs

Not exactly, since there are different breeds, some are better at meat, some are better at eggs.
But yes, chicken is based

I believe he was referring to eggs

Ok, this just confused the fuck of me. I can't think of anything meat edible around their asshole.
I thought about shit for a moment, lol...

Do birds like being petted?

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The tail is actually pretty damn delicious and nugget shaped lol

You made me want chicken.

Fuck birds

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