i'm sending resumes to all these jobbos
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I'm sending resumes to all these jobbos
Anthony Lee
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Henry Green
good luck
Josiah Johnson
doxxing yourself is very high iq
Justin Taylor
gabmare!
Leo Foster
ur uuorth moer dan dat seuss
gotta haev mor mbtion
gud luck ether uuay
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Ayden Nelson
i could easily get most of these jobs(i've made getting entry level jobs a skill i have), but i can't work right now i don't have the energy. good luck tho
William Adams
thamk you fren! seuss' iq is very high... but the stanford binet test isn't very reliable in 2019!
I'm sending them now! Maybe seuss will meet cute Asian Gorl, she'll romantically look at him under the flourescent lights.. and their eyes will meet like puppy dogs!
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Chase Johnson
what le hecc the job determines the value of a person???
Jaxon Rogers
y-yes
why u confused?
Your fortune: Average Luck
Aaron Torres
thamk you all for posting so far
I'm learning a great deal about people just from reading your posties!
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Henry Evans
what have you learned? that everyone on [s4s] is just a fucking asshole putting up a facade of niceness when in reality they don't give a fuck about you or your job hunt?
Luis Sanchez
no!
That everyone believes they are being nice even though they evolve and learn and mature! Acquiring new levels of niceness every day, even though they believe they are being the nicest they can be now! They even get aggressive over it! Do you know, Hong-Seol never had trouble getting a job in the manhwa! But her friend.. Inha Baek can't seem to hold one!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Juan Cruz
moron
Joseph Perez
frenfig
u ssen tto b kinda angerry
ur nod try-y 2 b re(u)d tuuards seuss r u?
no b*uli my fren pls
rember
i did not knouu dat seuss
interstng
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Cooper Lee
Tell them all about aisan gorl in the interviews, employers fuken love asuian gorlsd
Jeremiah Hernandez
It is people like you who contribute the most to [s4s] and to society.
Good work! Stay motivated! Dreams are tangible when you apply great force to gripping them.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Logan Turner
I bet it's because Inho Baek is a gangster... lole (would a gangster have a hard time getting a job?)
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Mason Robinson
...
Owen Thomas
the fuck just happened to Yea Forums
Ian Powell
That would actually nod help I think, they might think I'm weird or a serial murderer.
Did you know that most social crises are causes by old friends or people who used to know the victim? I thought that was strange, that your old friends can treat you worse than strangers might.
Your fortune: Average Luck
Dylan White
i don't know whether you're just plain stupid or if your mental illness is having this effect on your intelligence
Jose Diaz
>That would actually nod help I think, they might think
good you have some slelf aawareness after all, btw that applies here too to what eveyroen mthingks abotu it
Josiah Flores
Feeling confident around someone gives normal people the confidence to do abnormal things.
Abnormal actions are often quite bad. Serial criminals go after strangers due to overconfidence, but one-and-done criminals do not act with such confidence.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Brandon Rodriguez
It's true!
Picture a stereotypical social crisis. Tons of people living on top of each other, everyone is horny, but no one is having any sex! You have a typical recipe for a cultural and community meltdown! Who are the people who keep a situation like this thriving? The cultural leaders like the clergymen, the politicians, even the authority. People who might not be around for long! Might get replaced!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Jose Parker
I don't think I have low self esteem... not that low that I would worry about being pretentious or creative during an interview. I think I was more leaning towards the issue of political transgressions during an interview. First impressions are everything!
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Owen Gutierrez
and i'm done talking to you. absolutely brainless
Elijah Price
Okay so picture another stereotypical social crisis.
There's a man in a town, and everyone knows him, but no one is his friend. No one talks to him, no one tries to befriend him! You have here a recipe for social and individualist meltdown! Death of uniqueness! Death of the sui generis! The people who might keep a situation like this going are that guy's old friends... or people who used to know him. Maybe he moved into town one day and never made any friends, and the community just let him stay that way for as long as can be! Some people move in, they move out. Times change, they roll on, but the community does not reflect the moods and interests of the new neighbors! All The stores are the same as twenty years ago, all the parks haven't expanded!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Christopher Rogers
crisis!!!
It's a crisis!!!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Thomas Cooper
I could swear this is the plot to Cars.
Your fortune: Good Luck
Jack Wood
Jose Gomez
It's also the theme in the popular Broadway theater play Tarzan!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
William Reyes
Nice dubs
Ah, I not only got long-dubs, and I not only got them after planning to get them for 10 minutes, but these long-dubs reference Lightning McQueen's original number during the storyboarding of Cars.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Isaac Morgan
>putting up a facade of niceness
On Yea Forums?????
Ethan Wood
Aren't we all a little bit Tarzan?
I at least have the dress sense to match.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Nathan Bell
I met her in a club down at old Soho
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Jack Howard
Put your faith in what you most believe in! The ape man, with the dreadlocks!
Still living in the jungle!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Easton Smith
This is nice fren... I never had someone love me like this before but I wish I were catto!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Kevin Myers
Don't worry friend Canada post isn't hiring today I just checked maybe they will be on Monday then we can work together two amigos you know?
Brandon Garcia
tardbabble
Landon Morales
Hot coffee with a marshmallow!
Well it would be nice, I could see that happening!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Lucas Morgan
I don't like hot drinks so it's chilled with a marshmallow
to mellow out the bitterness I guess.
Robert Nguyen
Oh seuss likes his coffee cold... but he hasn't had the chance to make iced coffee lole
Your fortune: Outlook good
Hudson Flores
*takes blunt from stupid monkey and takes a hit* can you like go somewhere else man you're really sapping my positive energy man.
Camden Campbell
The rapture isn't real! Heaven is a lie!
This community... something is wrong with it!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Oliver Flores
lol the funny monkey
Jacob Fisher
Don't be lie e what the filthy jew lies they try and tell you. I've had messages from God most of the time they were him toying with me but they were still real
Adam Gonzalez
She said the rapture wasn't real... but to seuss, she IS the rapture..
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Xavier Adams
I'd rapture her no no places if you know what i mean
Ayden Wright
It's been decided I'm going to build a ladder to heaven so I can be original and not copy the song. *listens to ear piece* damn you trey why did you have to do it first
John Lopez
Relax bud you seem stressed
Henry James
I know what you mean.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Gabriel Gutierrez
hiv positive energy lolleell garcon check please
Alexander Thomas
I can smell your unwashed body from here freak
Brandon Phillips
imagine
Xavier Powell
A-Asian Gorl!
I'm sorry, I forgot to bathe..
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Logan Anderson
uuhhhhmm
seuss's natural scent
just
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.
.
delicious
ಠᴗಠ
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Noah Robinson
Yup! *stretches armpits*
*wafts stinky breeze*
*fellates the air*
Don't I smell good?
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