I just jerked off a stallion, AMA

I just jerked off a stallion, AMA

(also feral thread since real stuff gets ya beaned)

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Are you a guy or a girl, and was it sexual or part of breeding?

How'd ya get in a situation where you got to jerk a stallion?

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Did you taste the cum? Ever do anything with a dog before?

I'm a dude, and 100% sexual

I got into zoo about a year ago, and since then I wanted to fuck a mare and jerk/suck off a stallion. Since I'm still on the younger side (19) I got to pull the "I just need a little extra cash and I love working with animals" card at a boarding/riding ranch literally down the street from my house. They asked me to close up today and closed I did. Made sure everyone was out of the stable area, boss was at his house across the street, and it was just me and the beautiful Clydesdale boi

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Nice! I have always wished I was a mare so I can take in that big ol' stally cock.
I've settled with the situation you've just had as my back-up fantasy (that or oral). So uh... was it everything I want it to be?

So, do you plan on sucking one of those bad boys off too? Maybe play with their huge balls?

Wasn't my first time doing it, as since I work on that ranch, know the layout, and it's right next to where I live, if I want to go be with my favorite girl (Nattie, also a Clydesdale) all I have to do is walk down to it, go to the back side of the pastures (no lights, no road, no cars) at like 12am, and bam I'm there. The only problem is that my parents don't like me going out that late at all, so I can only do it every-once-in-a-while. Last time I was with Nattie was like a month and a half ago, and last time I was with Clyde (the very creative name for the stallion) was like almost 3 months ago.

And yeah it was oral and hands, I don't think I could take a pony in me, let alone a draft horse.

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Lmao what is going on here?

any pics of the horse you jerked? non sexual, just a general pic

But it sounds like you did think about it...

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Did you taste the horse cum?

That's what was great about this time, the nut. Maybe I haven't 100% found the right method to making him cum, but from my experience with him and from what I hear from others, stallions are hard to make actually bust. There is no fact to back this up, but this is my thought process and what I did today.

My thought process with it is this: I think to cum he wants to thrust, I think he wants to be mounted on something, and he wants whatever is touching his yardstick to be warm and wet.

So what I did was pet him and kiss him a lot on his head to get him all happy and chill, went and fingered Nattie a little bit, resited the urge to just jerk off and bust right then and there, then went back to him and let him smell her. Now, Clyde is a chill stallion, he's been raised on this ranch, and been socialized a ton, so he's calmer than most, but he gets excited as any stallion would when he smells a mare. Anyways, let him sniff for a while as I was petting him, jumped in his little pen, then was getting fucking hot and bothered seeing him dropped. God damn I cannot explain to you how fucking amazing the sight alone is.

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Op you're an asshole

Not of him, but just search up a pic of a Clydesdale, and you'd most likely find a boi that looks just like him. I would post real pics, but even the non sexual ones got me banned a while back so I just strictly stay with feral yiff

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looks to me like that horse broke it's neck

Have you thought about giving his backside some attention? His balls, or even his ass?

Posting horsecocks gets you banned now?

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It did for me. I didn't even post horse cocks, just the actual full picture of the stallion as I was talking about him, and got banned.

I do the same thing, but drawn instead, and it's all good apprently

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Happened to me recently too. That's how cucked this site has become. Dbl chan master race.

Balls are fucking amazing. It literally feels like two softballs in a leather pouch, I fucking love fondling them and licking them

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Still no paycheck

Ye, back to what I was doing.

Let him smell the mare's scent on my hand, got him hard, jumped into his little pen which is more like 2 stalls put together. I immediately got down on my knees and started tugging at the base of his shaft, and kinda rubbing his cock head with my wet fingers. Couldn't resist the urge to lick him a bit, so I did until he started getting a bit too active and I went back to just jerking his now belly slapping cock. Now here's where my plan comes in. Like I said, I wanted him to nut and most of the time it goes exactly how it's been going, then even though I'm still jerking he'll shrink up. So I pulled the bale of hay behind him to in front of him, so that he could get his front legs up and kinda mimic him mounting. Then to get him interested I bent down in front of him, spreading my cheeks so that he could sniff, and rubbed my hand all around my balls and right below my asshole so that I could get Nattie's scent on me.

It was working, he was doing his sniffing and snorting, and I could feel him trying to rear up on me, he was pushing my forward with his chest, so I moved out of the way, and patted the bale with my hand in front, and he jumped up on it, cock thrusting, and I quickly got to action. I put his shaft in kind of a choke-hold so that he could use my armpits as something to rub against, and with my other hand I was rubbing his now flaring cock head. It was so fucking amazing, I trying to spit on my hand to make it as wet as possible while I was rubbing him, and a good 10 seconds later he started doing longer and harder thrusts, with him flaring up huge, and after doing that twice he busted against the wall, in my hands, and then I moved my head in front so that I was licking against him and got a nice amount in my mouth.

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Why the fuck is Link/Epona porn so rare?

Unf, imagine if he licked between your spread cheeks...

i have this in high quality webm
so great

Have you thought about eating the mare about?

[spoiler]Or giving the stallion a rimjob?[/spoiler]

Stuff like this makes me want to suck off a whole herd of stallions.

Okay, someone needs to make a 2-D version of this. Well-detailed but still drawn.

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Unf, imagine having to care for a stable full of stallions, and keeping their beautiful, huge cocks and balls clean with your mouth...

Especially if you were paid to be the cock-slut of the stallions, constantly pleasuring them non-stop.

I know what I'm gonna think about when jerking off tonight.

You get paid, and you get several warm meals every day, just sloshing around inside your belly... Sounds like a great deal.

What a blissful existence it would be, sucking and jacking horse-cock and getting covered in horse sperm (what you can't swallow, that is).

Imagine sucking on the horses' balls too, feeling their sheer size in your mouth.

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I'm so hard uwu

I'd love to be utterly covered in stallion sperm.

Oh, definitely. Feeling the radiating warmth as you plant kisses all over their leathery exterior, making them twitch and tremble as the pressure of the potent, virile stallion cum inside builds up, just waiting for you, whether to be savored and swallowed , or to just drench you in sticky, smelly, warm delight

How did he cum taste?

I'd put on lipstick just to see the marks I leave worshipping those gigantic, pure globs of superiority

Bump.

I admit I'd likely cross-dress while pleasuring a stallion, just to boost my arousal.

for the record, the real thing breaks the law in some states/countries. therefore it counts as breaking a global rule and getting a permaban. I would advise against posting the real thing

Faced with the stallion's overwhelming, testosterone-fuelled masculinity, we can only hope to act as mares.
That raw, beastial superiority deserves submission and worship

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It would be hot for sure.

did someone say stallion

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i don't know
did you say "i'm gonna shove this huge horse-meat-shaped silicone cylinder in my ass and show user my gaping bucci"?

yes

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I might do the same tonight

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Any decent videos?

thanks for fucking ruining my day you fucking asshole

Of me?

i mean
why not do it now for user? :D

No videos but I got this

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I'll make some videos later if all goes well

Aww, discussion kinda died

DId everyone bust a nut?

I don't really have too much to contribute, but I had my first zoo experience in January. I was housesitting, homeowner has a labradoodle (tall like a poodle but built a lot more like a lab).

Anyways we rough house a lot over the months I've gotten to know him. While housesitting I noticed he started nipping and was getting humpy. Always been curious so I kind of kept coaxing by letting him thrust his sheath between my toes.
Anyways one thing lead to another, ended up on the floor with him eventually mounting me after furiously tonguing my ass. Felt his rocket starting to poke me around the asshole till it found its target. Then he just started going to town.

I didn't know just how suddenly their dicks jut out, one thrust it was maybe an inch at most of dick, and then the next it was 4 hot inches warming up my insides. Hurt a bit at first but then felt amazing.
That on top of the feral sex-hungry grunting and hearing his thrusts slap against my ass and thighs drove me nuts.
Never got to the knot though. He seemed to climax and eventually pulled out.

After that he went back to tonguing my ass while I jerked off and eventually came.
He lapped up every drop.
God I wish I could find an excuse to spend that kind of private time with him again, maybe go all the way.

Although last time I visited the house after the incident, he was... A bit too eager in front of other people to try to get it on with me. Trying to keep a low profile and shit damnit.

My first gay experience too in a way I guess.

Hey, you the dude with Kaiser?

Can you guys please stop making threads like this, it's making me feel weird

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Just wait until you stumble upon a vid of a guy giving a stallion the hungriest rimjob you've ever seen and find out your boner is about to rocket off into the sky

I just had sex but I still want to drill a dobie's cunt. That's a good thing right?

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abusive assholes hurting these beautiful animals to pretend being macho. Stupid faggots.

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Nala's mom was such a pervert. Look at her face.

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Bruh can we please get a horse cock bread started? I've been waiting such a long time to ask for fear of being weird but now I know there are finally other people like me. I'm absolutely obsessed with horse cock hentai, it drives me fucking nuts

lol what an idiot bitch horse

drawn is ok and sometimes animals because they are always just naked anyway.

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nah Yea Forums has become cucked
you'll get banned for less these days

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I have barely any lion king stuff at all. Thanks for the new stuff you always post.

Why is everyone on this website gay? Even bestiality. It's everywhere.

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This makes my heart pound

vid with time stamp or it never happened.

Do they smell bad?

I'm really surprised Sarafina/Nala doesn't have much porn. She was licking her daughter's ass in canon.

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Lol yeah but normies cant see animals sexually. They are literally naked all the time. Weird.

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i Might g2g in an hour or so. Just a bit sleepy but not yet lool

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The real reason Zelda didn't diss Link for having sex with Epona. She was having lesbian sex with the mare too.

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Look at all these poorly drawn, anatomically incorrect drawings.

Damn thats way too deep

well real beast is banned despite being 100% perfectly legal. So we have to 2d pics i guess

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It isn't legal in all states

get an ultra mini or you are going to die

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You are pretty. :)

the porn is legal everywhere

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any dog lovers here? mine moved away to a different state with my parents, so unfortunately we don't get a chance to get lewd together very often anymore

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That sucks. Better to have your own legally so that doesn't happen. Can't you offer to buy him or something? Ironic how these are basically enslaved furries.

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I bet if you put down $1k, you could take him off their hands. Most people would say yes to a deal like that with a family member. Just say you need a mascot to help you study or something. Or keep from getting depressed maybe.

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Thread seems to be winding down. I might go to bed soon if nobody else is on. I missed most of you guys it seems

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ya gonna post that, or...

I got a bigger one, it's an exotic erotic Charlie

I got twunk bod

>Can't you offer to buy him or something?
i can't. i wish i could have a dog in my apartment. love getting stoned and then getting my cock licked. then you get to cuddle right after! im not sure how to go about prepping one to be fucked tho