Dubs decides

Dubs decides

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She’s a bot kek

this can't be real, it's too perfect

Tell her: "You're like the ham at Thanksgiving. You're fat, no one except the creepy uncle in the family likes you and yet we all have to include you in our plans as a result of 'tradition'."

OPs choice of either
"You're fat"

Or

"I bet you have confused your fingers for sausages"

I'd ask if you wanna go to fuck but you wouldn't let me fucking breathe

Everyone prefers ham over the turkey

How many hams fit into your pants?

Ask her: "Would you let a snack cum inside you?"

I wanna be your lover