How do you deal with morning wood?

How do you deal with morning wood?

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Pissing in the sink.

Deal with it

Wish I still had them. I'm 28 and already impotent so it seems.

Cut it off duh

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That should be a concern. Never mind morning wood, do you get wood at all?

I get up?

Sure, even strong ones when I don't fap 4 times a day. But morning woods are pretty much nonexistent

Roll over and let my gf suck it.

I chop it off, grows back in a few hours or so.

Ok, if you masterbate four times a day then not getting morning wood is not your problem here.

Beat it or fuck my GF it's not rocket science.

put on my skin tight jogging pants and go jogging.

I just cut my cock off, no more problems

ejaculate

This. It's the only true answer.

>don't know what I'm posting, 99% sure its legal though.

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Peel my dick in half with my hands and staple each side to my legs

Chinese bug people are disgusting

by taking a leak

I grab the fleshlight next to my bed, cum and then tell her to make me breakfast.

Does she ever do it?

i roll over and pee in my wife's butt, then she goes to the bathroom and poops it out

I hump my couch until I cum and go soft

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Jump out of bed and just grab a glass of water. Focus on what you've got to do that morning and just get to it. That's what I'll do if I don't want to just jerk it like a mongoloid.

Same here at 39

Watch a video of a Brazilian girl fart into another girl's face, jerk off, get on with my day.

Pinch your hand hard, youll focus on that
I used this when I was a kid in school