It’s June 27 1999 what are u doing?

Working at the local swimming pool getting ready for my senior year of high school. Fuck those were good times.

Man that fucking sucks . I would ask if ya'll turned out ok but since you are posting here that answers that question. Kek jk

Playing with my Game Boy while eating Smarties

that's the shit part about it, if they stayed together would it be worse.
yea, hit my brother the hardest though, made him go mental wanted to kill himself by 13 or 14 so he had to end up taking all kinds of pills which fucked him up even more and one day he snapped and ended up in a looney ward for a couple of months.

bein in my dad's ballsack

still in my mothers womb with still a month to go.

Probably woke up around noon, put on some tunes checked the latest updates on stileproject and such. Undoubtedly then spent the rest of the day playing vidya and watching mst3k.
20 years later my life is about the same. feels goodman

I like to think I did. Right now I'm on Yea Forums because I'm kinda lonely since my last relationship ended after 7 years and I find the weaponized autism funny. I probably won't be here as often once I start my new job september 1st. My brother on the other hand is probably a risk to himself, but he somehow managed to finish law school. My mom bought into that self-help crap and now "she's living her best life". My dad survives on antidepressants

Underage b&

lanparty in my parent`s basement, unreal tournament, quake2 etc coax cable network without hub

>As the new year is rung in

... In June?

Id be 6 years old, so probably having dinner with my parents and older bro

Fucking around during summer break

>underage detected
yea June was the month that rung in the new year back in the 90s retard

Probably shitting myself and crying, being not even 1 year old.
On the other hand I do that today too

creating Amazon. also playing rainbow six

This was a Sunday btw if anyone cares.

kindergarten class parade.

playing outside with my friend

fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
you're fine
yes we did, you're good x10
fuck you
waste of trips kill yourself
you're fine.

and people wonder why Yea Forums is now facebook tier

That fucking blows , meds are no joke . That shit is hard but it seems like you got the upper hand . Good on you and good luck at your new job

My bad , meant for

Stay in drugs , dont do school ya'll lol . But really though , i hope the best for you anons . Really though , that shit sucks but you guys are proof of perseverance. Keep goin and keep your eyes on the prize . I'd ask if ya'll were trackin on that but ya'll are 10 4 in this beast .

...

I just got home from swim practice. sailor moon is about to come on.

life was good then.

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I know that feel user but from those days in specific the only thing i miss was my baby .
Glad you agree

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tomcat are shit tier lmao fuck off

yeah I don't really care about my father anymore. my brother and I went our separate ways, don't really talk. I don't even know where he lives to be honest. I talk to my mom from time to time. I will occasionally pick up the phone when my dad calls, but I don't really want anything to do with him, or anyone in my family for that matter. I want them far away from me when I start my own family. Don't want all their bullshit contaminating my family when I start one

Pooping my fucking pants

Waiting for RuneScape to be released and playing it for 10 years straight.

It was the day before the 249th anniversary of the death of Johann Sebastian Bach, so I know for a fact that I would have been diligently preparing a suitable playlist to honour his life's work:

youtube.com/watch?v=NCPM8DEsvmc

..... just like I am at the moment in order to acknowledge the two hundredth and sixty ninth anniversary of his rightful ascension to heaven

youtube.com/watch?v=mJeqUaqfkYk

Fuck you asshat lol , you sound like one of those f18 hornet fags . Know all the moves to the dance but have no rythm . Now my baby , my baby could fly

9/11

Yeah i understand that man . I mean itsharsh but you got your reasons . I still have yet to find my land legs and i havent flown in 13 years looool . So you got this homie

Thats dope user , really though . It always astounded me the shit that guy came up with and when he did it . Then again i was always more of a melvins guy kek

Kek

yeah your faggy kiddie escort missions are thrilling. fuck off

Enjoying being 4 months old

MODS

Lol rookies were in the rear with the gear or babysitting crayon eaters . Want some elmers glue with that ? I bet you wiped hulls with diapers .

Riding the Lightning.

Same. I remember having a transparent purple GBC along with a copy of Pokemon Red imported from America.

Still have the console and the game. Still love them Smarties..

Welp I was 4, so probably watching cartoons or at daycare.

Probably a bicellular being in my mom's womb

Wat

Hoorah kek

working, and enjoying my last summer before starting college

Boy they grow up fast huh? Kek

Nice , what was your major?

summer vacation bitch. probably playing rouge squadron or glover.

I got a lot of shit for playin those games during down time on bases and carriers . But no one could talk shit about my level 100 blastoise kek

Either fucking my gf or playing with my band.

Get outta here Autismo

Wrecking ppl in unreal tournament, drinking an ok soda, chatting in virtual places

boomers trying to be cool and saying kek is just disturbing

computer science and computer engineering BS, covers hardware and software

Thats cool , what kind of music did ya'll play? I was in a crust band in high school but it didn't go anywhere on accout we sucked ass lol

barely getting my highschool diploma from the adult school

If someone is saying kek in an attempt to be cool then they are sorely mistaken, i am just a fuckin goofball . You tryhard buttmonkey ..... k e k

Got born a month ago so prolly shitting myself and sucking on my mommas titty

Boomers went to Vietnam and are in there 70s now. They're not on Yea Forums

Always went with Charizard myself. The skeletal back sprite looked awesome

Oh maaan that is dope , you got in when that shit was pretty much in its infancy. I mean at least by todays standards im sure . I know a bit about computers but thats just mainly what flyin for the navy taught me . Eg not much kek . I bet you make some fat bank from that too

If you've heard his work and appreciated its incredible creativity you have learned one of the greatest lessons of what makes life one of the greatest gifts you can ever experience.

> "... melvins ..." ;
They have their own creative inspiration and I am pleased that you can hear it.

first full year in foster care. was okay since wasnt a slave farm.

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I always thought charizard was pretty cool , but i mean come on ... a turtle .... with cannons ... fucking cannons lool

Looking at hentai images on my dial up connection

2 ez preping for end of world y2k stocking up on shampoo, toilet paper and can foods

you missed something. you have failed to stay hip. you look like a someone's parent in their late 30s or 40s that hasn't kept up. you ARE on the internet, you know...

that effect where parents don't understand the younger generation? you just fucked up. it doesn't mean that the new meaning of "boomer" is valid or should ever be used, but you should at least know what some shithead 20 year old means by it.

Remember the weirdo that always picked Bulbasaur?

yeah it was definitely a good field to get into, and I got out before tuition got really crazy, so I'm doing pretty good right now. and with my field and work experience I don't think I'll ever have trouble finding a job in the forseable future, which is nice too

Probably this, if not at soccer practice.

Oh yeah man , for the longest time i heard only the beginning of tocatta and fouge in cheesy horror movies and shit but finally one day i got to hear the whooole thing right? And just thinking about what it took to do that with that instrument and dancing on those keys . It was like he was flyin in his own right . Then i learned that was a piece he wrote for his students to practice on and i thought to myself "that fuckin asshole!" LOL but seriously though he demanded a lot if that was the case and i could see the reason why . That cat was a legend still is really . I look at pianos and organs and i get a look on my face akin to a leper having an orgasm trying to figure out where to begin . That shit takes some brass talent

Yeaaahhh , my bunkmate on the kittyhawk LOL . Adamant about maining venusaur even at that guys gym that had the flaming ass duck . You knew he was playin pokemon if he was hunched over in his quarter weaving tapestries of profanity kek

Standing on the corner slangin cain.

Job security is always a big plus ,and a fat paycheck to go with it? Definitely choice . Good shit user

One of my CO's probably met you at some point KEK . it was sad when that guy got discharged, he was fun

Rough break user , you made it out alright though . Right?

masturbating to a choppy porn gif

you had gifs? I was waiting ages to download shit quality images over dialup one at a time

Jerking off.

there you go forcing the military talk and saying kek to try to be cool again. leave at once boomer

And here we have the resident tryhard . I have been posting here since 07 . You are probably a summerfag or one of those shitbirds that learned about this place on the news . Nah , you're both . KeK

Grieving my friends from columbine high school

School's out, I have a redhead GF who likes vidya, so we're gonna play some Final Fantasy and fuck like rabbits.
Except this time when my GF goes on vacation with her family to be a cheating whore, I'm gonna fuck her friend inside of turning down her advances.

RIP Eric and Dylan, taken from us too young

playin team fortress

Oh young love lol

Team fortress classic was the shit man

blessed thread
Also check em

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Check'd user , we're making like bandits jej

Playing Pokemon and probably watching Cartoon Network

You probably type larp still not knowing what it means. Go back to red dit newfag

That wouldn't really make sense, unless you meant to send that to the boomer he was replying to

getting ready for my 14th birthday the next day

>being this new
Its pretty easy to tell you are in fact talking to two different people . Tumblr is missing one of its triggered plastic nancies , you should return to them. kEk

Discovering porn online

Happy birthday user! Well late now , really fucking late lol .

Playing n64

tfw when you will never fit in. you could go join some insurgents in syria like the good ol days

HAHAHA

Checking out a mod my buddies have been raving about called "Counter-Strike" or something.

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LOOOOL

Fuck that yid enabling bullshit , got my fill of that garbage working with dyncorp and sandline . Same reason i wont work for kraft . You are a piss poor troll . K e K

Yes , i too have heard of this "counter strike" .

Damn yall were already travelling to the future back in 99?

>Yes , i too have heard of this "counter strike" .
It's shit like this when you're trying soooo hard to fit in. I'm actually embarrassed for you boomer.

Counter strike is older than sven coop bru

we followed the development on hl modding forums

>grasping for straws this hard
The violins are playing your song user and its pretty fucking lame . Just like you , fag . K e E e E e E k

Playing tekken 2 and playing with my tiny penis. I was only about 9 and it was the first time I came. I had to tell my parents that I peed my pants I was drenched.

How is taking your direct quotes and mannerisms grasping for straws lol

Good save , think they bought it?

I don’t think my mother did but my father repeated what I said to her with a knowing conviction. Still all these years later I can’t believe just how much cum there was.

Fuuuuuuuu-

I'm pretty sure that's the summer that my parents got divorced. I'll never forget that dinner when they me and my little brother. Life would never be the same.

The fact you are red in the face going full tryhard mode . Drawing conclusions that are not there and being an all around obvious sore thumb . More so than my self . I have alcohol as an excuse . You? You probably think stealing sips of your moms wine is edgy . You have agnsty 9th grader written all over you . Its kind of cute . In that retarded kid standing up for himself kind of way . K eeeeEEEEEeeeeEEEEEeeek . The fact you are so easily triggered gives you away .

Kek , nice . Moms are hawk eyed like that. what was it to? Sports illustrated or something?

See my post here. Must have skipped over yours. Yeah man...feels bad. You're not me, right?

being in a private psych ward
with around 20 bulimic girls, that look like models, yet im unable to even look at them

Gestating in my mother's womb

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That blows user. Did you stay close to your folks?

1999 was 20 years ago

I think anyone would rather be a highschooler on b than some delusional drunk boomer that's trying so hard to be accepted. This isn't for you grandpa

Ahead of the curve i see lol . My first fap was to an art book of robert Williams works . Might be one of the many reasons why i am so fucked up now ha

Think I was fapping in the womb tbh but I used to imagine chicks with dicks thanks to watching a movie called serial mom.

Oh i get it ..... you are one of those diabetic slobs dependent on mummies tendy supply . A regular neckbeard , its all coming together now . So tell me roody poo , has mummy found your futa loli stash yet? I bet your body pillow is pregnant with your bastard. KEK

Whoa lol , well to each there own . A fellow degenerate it seems . Never saw that flick though

Playing StarCraft

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What was your favorite race? I am a zerg nerd , though i was pretty good until i played with Koreans lol

Yeet!

yeah, was in the system for 7 years. The family I was put with were excellent to me, sans the extreme amounts of Christianity I had to put up with.

watchin bill nye

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Sitting on my lazy ass, not doing homework, playing Twisted Metal 2

Was cheesy good as far as I can remember and Ricki lake played the daughter. But it was about a killer mom and a cop investigating decided not to testify against her because she found tranny porn in his trash.

I think you forgot some other Yea Forums memes. Unfortunately you still don't fit in yet

And that’s when I found out about feminine penis.

The ol' Bill Nye before he received a shit ton of money to change his views.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=mD4GbGmvNRc

Oh yeah ricki lake , she used to be cute.

Dem dollars make him forget about black Jesus

Ohhhohoho man that takes me back . "Need a light?"

Savin the good ones for later sugarplum

Recently graduated from high school and fucking my future wife constantly in my first apartment

2:22

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I did, but they were extremely spiteful towards each other. Of course my mother got custody and she always bitched how my father never "raised" us, just had us over on the weekends. I was always in between the two of them, delivering a message or some shit. It makes me not want to get married. I am 29 and haven't been in a relationship in 6 years. I fought with my mother constantly growing up. We ended up going to counseling when I was 16/17. As much as I realize what she did for my financially while raising me, the emotional conflict is hard to overcome. I consider my relationship with her neutral at this point. Literally neutral, as in I don't entirely love her, don't entirely hate her. Speaking of love, I can't remember ever telling my dad I love him. It's a weird reflection of masculinity and I'm not sure how I feel about it. I want to tell him I love him, but I'm not sure how to actually start saying it. Thanks for asking user. I got some shit off my chest.

lmao you reeeeally dont see the irony in saying all this then denying how hard youre trying to fit in and be kewl

>Shields UP, WEAPONS ONLINE.

Its all good man . That shit with your parents is very reminiscent of my childhood. And i fought with my mother at an almost constant. Sure she supported me but the constant conniving mind games and caustic bullshit really takes its toll . My dad was always my ally just a very independent sort you know? The guy took to the road on his motorcycle when he was young and was on his way to alaska when around i was born . He stuck around for me though . I know your pops knows you love him but someday let him know . You dont wanna wait until its too late .

MY LIFE FOR AIUR.....oh wait lol

>mfw u

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>I can't build it, something is in the way.

>What, you run out of marines or something?

Input command.

Unironically back to your containment board

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You first
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Yup, I felt like I had nowhere to turn growing up with my mom. Almost always butting heads. And it's funny. My dad was in the AF and served in Alaska. He had a Harley until he got in a terrible accident. He was also my ally...my mother was the enemy. I'd like to hope my dad knows. I want to make him proud. His dad, my grandpa, passed a little over two years ago. Makes you think. Thanks for the advice user. I hope all is as well as it can be with you.

Battlecruiser operational

Thanks user , same too you .

I've always preferred Terran, and yeah, a Korean playing as Zerg is a dangerous thing

Siege tank, ready to roll out!

moving to hawaii

I don't know what I did the 25th of this month nigger.

DO YOU EVER STOP LARPING

Being 9 riding my bike n shit

NO. FUCK YOU.

I just turned 19, and was probably smoking crack at my friends house in willow springs north carolina.

probably beating off *shrug*