>Be me
>Be uber virgin 19yo HS senior
>Got this super hot female friend, so far out of my league she's from another dimension.
>She smokes weed, I don't cuz I'm a good christian boy.
>She'd been trying to get me to smoke with her for two years.
>We're hanging out in her car, parked on the beach, she's smokin a bowl and we're watching Netflix on her ipad.
>She tires to get me to take a toke. I refuse as usual.
>Pulls out a special move. "Come on! Just one toke. I swear, if you do it I'll give you a kiss. Full on the lips."
>Stunned. Right out of fucking left field. Contemplating the ramifications.
>Decide it's a bad idea, but the peen is too strong.
>I agree. Take the toke, she's got good shit so I barely cough.
>A moment passes and she says "come here"
> I turn to her, she grabs my chin and kisses me on the lips.
>cue awkward silence.
>She silently hands me the pipe. I take another toke.
>Another kiss. This time it's held for a second.
>She makes a thoughtful "hmm" sound as she pulls away
>Another toke, another kiss. This time I gently grip her bottom lip with my lips as she pulls away.
>Another toke. At this point I'm feeling the effects, and my unmentionables are raging hard.
>Another kiss. She introduces tongue. No longer innocent pecks on the lips. We're making out.
>Trousers have reached maximum peen capacity.
>*notices bulge*
>She stops.
>Awkward silence for a few minutes.
>Hard on is uncomfortable, trying to adjust in my seat.
>"Isn't that uncomfortable?" she says.
>"sorry."
>"Just take off the pants."
>I fumble with my words
>"No one can see you, don't make it weird."
>I shimmy my pants down, trying to hide how shaky my hands are.
>*bulge gets even bulgier.*
>Another toke.
>We make out again.
>My high, horny ass starts unconsciously rubbing my dick during.
>She points it out.
>I'm fucking red.
>"I want to try something." she says. "Just don't be weird about it later."
>*hardcore agreement.*
>She pushes down her jeans
>no panties
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Be me
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Continue.
Why wouldn't you continue this super hot fake story.
>please, go on.
Currently typing it out, just wait a sec.
so its real? huh? unbelieveable
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>Pussy has stubble. she shaves.
>She climbs onto me
>we make out, no holds barred. sloppy kissing, heavy petting, the works.
>She grabs my underwear and slides it down.
>I stammer out something incomprehensible
>"I'm on birth control." she whispers
>Finally hits me that this is actually fucking happening.
>I get a little light headed.
>She takes a toke, hands me the pipe, I take a toke.
>As I'm sukin she positions my dick and eases down onto it.
>I cough hardcore.
>She laughs
>Dick somehow gets harder.
>She's grinding on it
>Currently loosing my mind.
>She starts breathing audibly.
>This goes on for a couple minutes with kissing.
>She takes her shirt off.
>I awkwardly try to undo her bra.
>She grabs my hands "no."
>I awkwardly apologize
>She laughs "It's fine, just not the bra."
>She starts bumping up and down.
>My soul starts to astral project.
>This goes on for what I'd like to say was like 10 minutes? But given my weak ass it was probably 5.
>The cum is coming, I arch backwards
>She humps harder.
>Fucking hardcore finish which makes me gasp. I've never audibly ejaculated before.
>She kisses me again, hands me a tissue pack from the center divider and returns to her seat.
>We continue watching netflix, still undressed.
>No words between us.
>The episode finishes, we dress and drive back to her place.
>I try to go inside with her but she stops me.
>"Sorry I'm tired, next week?"
>awkward as hell "Okay yeah, see ya."
We never did it again.
sad
>We never did it again
Feels bad man. at least you had a good time
sad
Well she turned out to be a totally manipulative bitch. We had a major falling out during my third semester of college. Unrelated to this incident.
We've never spoken sense, she's far away now, blocked each-other on fb. Totally cut all ties with her. It's been three years sense I've seen her. I still miss her sometimes.
True story? You still hang with her and smoke?
Yeah. Been on a record breaking dry spell. That's the first and probably the last sex I'll ever have.
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Not op but I got story do gather up faggots..
dude im 19 yo virgin. i got no friends atm. i feel like its gonna be like this for ever lmao. we'll find someone to fuck/date eventually i guess
also glad you tried weed and fuked for first time together
lets see it
The good shit makes you cough you imbecile. Fake story / you didn't even breath in. Or you're a hypocrite and smoke cigs
idk what you smoke man but In my book smooth weed is good weed.
19 and a senior in HS how does that work mental midget!!!
You're not wrong. home schooled. Hens the "good christian boy" part. I failed algebra two times.
Lol she had good shit so I dont cough. 99% diamonds make you cough. If you never smoked. Just the smell would be enough to put you down or have you laughing a long out. A pipe is the worst way to smoke harsh and hot. Fake
Lmao girls get horny with weed.
She didn't feel a connection with you at all she thought something was happening between the 2 of you but after you fucked she knew lol girls get attached after sex so for her to do you like that Haha Haha you're done kid. Get ready to be alone .