I want to have seagulls nesting on my house.
How do I lure them, if french fries and open garbage doesn't work.
I want to have seagulls nesting on my house
Asher Harris
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Xavier Price
Why?
Austin Brooks
Why not?
Carter Wilson
Because they shit copious amounts, are cruel and not especially good pets. Try pigeons instead!
Brandon Ross
Hm... Should I make pigeons nest first, so gulls have something to eat?
Landon Jackson
Lol, that digits.
Pigeons are nice too, but they are too small and quiet. Crows?
Kayden Green
Seagulls are evil! They need culling.
Gabriel Watson
Seagulls eat anything if they're hungry enough.
Aaron Perry
I was hoping you were trying to lure them to kill them. Im disappointed.
Fuck you.
Nicholas Gray
I've seen seagulls kill pigeons for fun. They are truly sadistic.
Jayden Taylor
Seagulls are based.
Can I dispose of unwanted humans using seagulls? Friend asking.
They are pretty chill in my area. They don't even steal food or anything, unlike seashore niggers
Nah, they kill them for food.
Hi.
Nathan Edwards
Should I try shooting them with fries?
Carson Howard
Also, I'm too lazy to paint my roof white, and I think seagulls will do it for me.
Kevin Taylor
I recommend you getting an umbrella first.
Aaron Scott
Oliver Harris
Wow, they understand glass concept? Fucking based birds.
Nathaniel Flores
pidgeons are fucking flying rats. literally anything is better than those mofos.
Tyler Reed
Pigeons are tasty tho. I'm not sure if street ones are safe tho
Evan Perez
why?
Nathan Jones
Seagulls are also flying rats, except they are also bigger and really loud and annoying.
Hunter Thompson
They are cleaner though. It is much harder to find a gull with feather parasites, than a pigeon.
Matthew Diaz
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Juan Myers
Xavier Carter
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Parker Bell
Well, fuck gulls
Nolan Kelly
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Nolan Barnes
you dont want that.. they are so incredibly fucking loud, i lived in a place called birds quarter. and it was just seagulls on every apartment roof.. it loses its charm pretty fucking quick..
Anthony Gonzalez
Good. Exactly what I need.
Too bad we don't have cockatoos or macaws here. Would be even better.
Daniel Mitchell
we have gulls, magpies and pigeon in the city image.
Anthony Anderson
Get a raven. They're like parrots but devilishly clever and the closest thing to mamillian intelligence that reptile brains have ever gotten.
Dominic Turner
"seagulls are based"
SHUT THE FUCK UP you fucking 13 yo poser.
"ewwww look mommy,i get to use that cool word "based" again, even if it makes zero sense, cause i wanna be cooooooool"
Luke Murphy
that was low key uncalled for dude
Liam Perry
Fuck sea gulls fuck Canada geese and fuck wood peckers. Bunch of fucking nigger birds. Put out some humming bird feeders like a God damn normie, you peice of shit nigger bird lover.
Jacob Jenkins
>They're like parrots but devilishly clever
Parrots ain't dumbfucks either.
>closest thing to mamillian intelligence
Mammals are pretty dumb in general.
Sure, there are some smart mammals like humans and monkeys, but majority are real dumbfucks, especially if you consider brain size.
>Get a raven.
That is really complicated in my shithole, meanwhile wild ravens are rare. And they are not as loud as gulls.
What a fucking acidic post, it needs more base.
>hummer feeders
I got planted some red flowers, cheaper and they won't get poisoned if I forget to change water or something.
Austin Morris
Do you live anywhere near seagulls?
Samuel Perry
Sorta, 20 km from seashore. There are some gulls, though not as many as on the shore.
Dylan Myers
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Brody Hughes