>be me >15, Highschool, first year >massive crush on this girl >very popular in my little town, 1k+ instagram followers, used too much make up but had great ass and tits >hornyvirgin.exe >be in pe class >final mark was a jump on the vaulting horse >be 155cm manlet, pussy out and instead do gymnatics on a mattress >cursh also does this and needs help >I was pretty good at it, pretty flexible dude >she can't keep her feet up in the air to do the candle(whatever it is called, staying on you upperback with hands supporting your lower back while the feet stay upright in the air) >beta me can't function >awkward.jpeg >don't know how/where to touch, yoga pants and you could see the panties >girl comes and helps her >go back to my mattress >arrive home and realize what happened
eventually I got over it in the second year. It was a pain but I felt really relieved.
Wait, how could you see the panties if she was wearing yoga pants?
Hunter Morgan
Are you retarded?
Joseph Campbell
>155cm >gymnastics lmao now that's a hard cope
Henry Watson
they were black and really stretched lol. Not 100%see through but you could distinguish the thongs she was wearing during the warm-up. Also she would pull up her pants really high
Jack Bennett
Don't know, maybe?
Justin Adams
Oh, so you mean like VPL
Brandon Brown
> In high school > a girl asks me if I was a virgin > tell her yes > word spread > gets targeted all the girls in my school > they have a contest on who will take my virginity first > hear of this contest > reject all the girls due to of this self awareness > all the girls eventually gives up > Become a virgin for another 10 years well pass my high school career > MFW
Hunter Clark
I know everything on here is fake and gay, but that's really pushing it
Joshua Long
FUCK ALL THIS GAY SHIT MY NIGGA. IF U LIKE SOMEONE U TELL THEM. IF THEY SAY NO, FUCK IT. FOCUS AND IMPROVE YOURSELF. your mental and physical health comes above ALL
there is no helping these socially retarded Yea Forumstards man, ive tried before
Brandon Myers
I told her that I liked her. She said no but in a friendly manner and felt sorry because I wrote a long ass paragraph.
Joshua Sanchez
yeah, I beat myself on it. There were some girl that I actually found attractive. I overthought the situation and believed those girls were trying to fuck me just to win the contest.
Dominic Bailey
i've been here for literal years, spewing the same shit...my efforts are honestly pointless, but I still do it because most of these dudes are fucking sappy weirdos that just sit and do nothing despite being aware of their own issues and having the means to fix most of their situations.
Aiden Price
real or not, gave me a good chuckle
Henry Price
Op here, another one
>second year >boring friday >we had class with our homeroom teacher. Usually normie shite we are assigned a theme, get some info, make up some questions and question the other classmates >stay with new classmate >knew him from middle school, pretty chill guy >he behaved weird that day >tells me she spend all the nighr drinking and wandering the streets >wtf.jar >realize he is still drunk
Pretty wack. Dude ran away from home for like 3 days and spend nights in some motel in another part of the country. Came back like nothing happened.
Leo Cook
Virginity protected. :^)
Joshua Parker
Nothing will stop me from achieving my omega wizard form. ReeeeEEEE
Jonathan Parker
Fucking gay you all my best memory was when I was 16 last year of class travel to Italy. Getting drunk like typical German teens. Ended up sleeping in one of the girls rooms and groped and finger fucked one of them I rarely talked to the whole year. 8 body 7 face. Didn't even flirted with her before, whispered the whole time I should do it silent to her. Was really akward and rapy. Later she told me she had a crush on me and back in Germany I fucked her several times. This experience thaught me you need to be aggressive almost forceful if you have the chance
Ethan White
>be me >3rd year at time >scotfag detected >trying to impress crush >decide to learn instrument >take it into school every friday to learn >have to carry about in a case to protect muh clarinet >walking home one friday >see crush and mom in car >car stops and window rolls down >thisisit.wav >crush's mom calls me a briefcase wanker >crush laughs >mfw
damn that is sad I wanted to pick up violin but they expensive and I have moods where I get the urge to to something but abandon it 2 days later. But violins are cool
David Hughes
>I have moods where I get the urge to to something but abandon it 2 days later same, i kept going cos the schools thot was in my group but gave it up eventually
Julian Hall
well I don't have musical talent so I would just murder the violin.
Christian Rivera
Clarinet isn't exactly a lady killing instrument
>for one it's not heavy enough kek
Caleb Fisher
>be me >coming up with some fake ass highschool greentext >just type in random crap that comes into my head >school was a place where i went to as a child >idea.exe >i type more things to put in the green text >now it's several lines of green text >I'm almost at a significant level of green text to make this look like an actual story >please share your stories >I will contribute as well >think how fun it is to do the same thing as the OP by writting up your highschool stories >Then you can read other people's stories >but really you want someone to reply to your post >of course what's really happening is some lazy fuck writer looking for free material for his Sweet Valley High reboot >fuck I hate Hollywood Jews so god damn much >Hollywood needs another mass shooting
then she swallowed all of it. I don't think I ever came so hard since.
