What do i do Yea Forums I've never gotten this far

What do i do Yea Forums I've never gotten this far

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Show her your micropenis

Be a gentleman and kindly request for sexual intercourse.

Might we engage in sexual relations now, m’lady? With your leave, of course. *tips trilby*

Go to her house retard

ask to meet up you fag

My tried and true response to reciving pussy pics is "fuck that looks tasty"

did u really send a cat pic? u fucking retard.

Shit brother you can't post the cat emoji like that.

You fuck her you massive faggot

Text her:
"If you don't send me a god damn picture of your boobs in 30 fucking seconds, I'm going to come to your house kidnap you then find your parents and tie all of you up before i rape and murder your parents in front you. Then I'm going to skin your father and wear his skin while i rape you before slitting your throat and watching you die and I'm not kidding I'm dead fucking serious bitch."

Guaranteed boobs

Yo really sent the cat

>"That looks finger lickin' good!"
And then send her pic related

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The stupid motherfucker never had a chance.

This! Post results.

you dumbass. she literally is opening the door for you to come in and you’re still waiting at the threshold unsure what it all means. man up and take life by the balls. she expects you to be the man and guide her on what to do next...not be a coy little boy who panics when he gets pussy pic

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well you already fucked up by sending that cat emoji so just stop trying

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SAVE! You don't want to die, then have to start over

kill her obv

She sounds borderline illiterate so I wouldn't bother.

Get a load of this faggot

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Using line to talk with niggers

Fat hairy guy has scar on side so what

Most underrated post in the thread.
Fuckin eh bruh

Is that Sammy Davis Jr?

Keked

Yeah basically means hes a socially inept forever virgin

bro please don't tell me that's all you said after those texts.
don't do this to me or yourself.