What are the most important aspects of hosting a party?

What are the most important aspects of hosting a party?

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Coasters. TML

Always prepare refreshments for your guests.

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And ice, you can never have too much ice.

1:1 single m:f ratio

Hookers and pigs in a blanket

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Something like this?

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punch n pie

No anal sex allowed in frat parties, it smells awful

Make sure there’s a good cock to pussy ratio so you can dominate

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Fuck coasters. Stupid little cunt things that just stick to the bottom of your drink and are generally a pain in the ass.
>in b4 but the ringmarks. Clean your fucking table

Soooooooo?

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>more cocks than pussies
I'm out, worst party ever

Never invite niggers.

Get like two cases of shitty beer.

Cocaine in the bathroom. Pre rolled joints in the ashtrays.

And coasters, like user said.

good music
alcohol
weed
chicks
maybe some gambling
some fights
skinny dipping
breaking and entering
having sex with random girls
leaving upper deckers
leaving lower deckers
walking off with entire cases of beer/bottles of liquor
breaking windows
starting fires
fucking with people's cars
chips

Reasonable expectations of attendance. Not everyone will show up. In fact maybe only 1-2 people will. Its okay to be disappointed, but dwelling on it ruins a night that could be salvaged.

Fucking with people's cars as in pranks, not things with the tailpipe. Correct?

Or else.

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This guy gets it.

Don’t knock it til you try it man
Really a great rush and bonding experience

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If you are a girl and you are throwing a party make sure you some girls show up in the party
It's awful to end up in a sausage fest and guests will wonder what the hell were you thinking

as in putting my hard cock in the tailpipe sweaty

>implying every women doesnt want this

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>implying it goes like that
This girl I knew invited for her birthday 6 dudes at her place
It was just 6 dudes and her
She told us she invited girls too but they didn't show up
It was awkward as hell

she wanted to get gangbanged

No she didn't, shut up
She isn't that kind of girl

Agreed
The guys were obviously too beta to initiate it

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Kek
Cuck is butthurt

Oh she is. And the next time you see her she will have made new friends.

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you mad white boi? all women love BBC gangbangs

She wanted gang bang

Seriously. It was her BD. Throw her a bone. Or 6.

Most important: avoid hosting a party.

You fucking beta cuck

Hey look! It's you!

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ideally 60-40 more women then men otherwise the guys get into a scarcity mentality and start thirsting too hard

Unless you are a pimp or a Hollywood/TV producer how are you going to achieve these ratios?

Lmao
Accurate

Look the fucking small dick cuck ran from the thread

How else will the ladies have fun?

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good music
good friends to make sure your shit doesn't get stolen when people you didn't invite inevitably show up

Don't invite anyone from Yea Forums
When someone starts making geek jokes through him out of the party
Watch for spiked drinks
If you are a girl student in UFC never go to frat parties

>imagine being homosexual enough to put your dick in a girl where it's rubbing up against another guy or twos dick and you actually come from fucking another dudes dick
anyone posting this jewish porno shit kys

So many virgins in here. None of you have any female friends or have ever been asked to go to a party