Here's that pizza you ordered, bro

>Here's that pizza you ordered, bro.

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Thanks bro. Appreciate it. Here's a $15 tip.

Can you deliver another one to this Discord? Thanks. I promise ya' a 10$ tip.

gg/cZ5m42

I would put in a note to the cooks that a $15 tip was in it for them if they got my food to me in 15 minutes or less.

Worked out most of the time.

And my garlic bread sticks?

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disco gg/FH6KNQm

Wha... I ordered cheese OP how do... Ugh forget it, every time I order from Yea Forums you fuck it up. That's it your ass is mine! I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with bringing that pepperoni shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" mix-up was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have brought me cheese fucking pizza. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Just cheese on mine please.

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You don't want it with me, motherfucker
I promise I'll put you with the piranhas
Inside of a shallow swamp
And then make you follow a boat full of drinking-water
And sing to you lullabies
While I sip on Coronas under umbrellas
Got a propeller
Sharp enough to eat through a two-footed root of a tree
If it's under me, then it's cool
I keep movin'
So why do you think a fuckin' hater
Would lay a log in front of my boat
And put a stop to what I do? Buddy, whatever
When I get up in the morning I think about
When it's all over they can put my body up in the river
With everything I did for the culture inside of a book
And light a candle for my mama
Who got sick from the fucking fame
Immediately
Media will follow me to the end of the river
While the people around my body deliver
Rhythms and syllables relevant of my scripture
I'm a sick son of a bitch, do you get the picture?

I didn't order that shit, you best do a 360 and get that the fuck out of my face.

LMAO I think you mean 180..

>being this new

How are burgers even not able to make descent pizza's? The average Italian wouldn't even look at this disgusting shit

>Jason Blaha detected

New fag

Kik?

Shit American "pizza" that only would be appealing when fall down drunk.

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I feel like an insanely huge idiot never having thought to try that. Especially after working at several pizza places when I was younger.

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The mother and daughter with cum on their faces?

You should open a restaurant with menu items named like that.

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Much obliged.

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Anally inserted

American standard is copying European food and making it aweful isn't it?

Got the picture.. you're a faggot, it all falls together.

Here's a trick from another pizza delivery driver- if you "pretip" (tip when you order) and it's good (>$5), we usually bump you to the top of the list, even if I've been dispatched on 6 other deliveries at the same time.

Because then you’d be a retard spending $15 more for a pizza than will get to you within an hour anyway.

Where's the red pepper, nigger?

tf did u exspect when you bought pizza from costco?

5$ Tip for a fucking pizza? A PIZZA!
Where do you work, the fucking La Betau Le Calife Jean Gabriel Il Etait Un Square, with 50 consecutive years of Michelin star awards for food excellence? Because if it's fucking Domiono's or something, who the fuck would pay an additional 5$ for the already overpriced barely-edible shit?

looks fine af

Thats absolutely not the worst about this piece of pre fecal matter

Are burgers genuinly that desensetized to good food

man im not even american

UK, Aus, Canadians, all shit taste in food

>one small american cheese burger please

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gorgonzola, bleu cheese, mozzarella, green olives, and tomato sauce
this was leftovers, but it's amazing when it's hot and fresh
the whole thing is made from scratch at a local bakery

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$5 is a pretty standard tip for delivery from white people.

calm down Steve

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Bone apple tea

Porco Dio that fucking Pizza Diavola looks like a fucking mess.Too rich.

Have a better one, greetings from Italy.

Also, keep your fucking Carabinieri-Stabbing-San-Francisco-drug-loving-Students out of Italy, thanks.

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the average italian would also look for the closest dudes asshole if he was feeling horny, soooo ...
not sure if i trust the judgement of 'the average italian'

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How is he new just because he actually recognizes how many degrees are in a particular angle?

Italians actually from Italy, not the Jersey degenerates you have to deal with Ameritard

i struggle to downsize my images to postable size
as an american, this is the best burger I've ever had
jalapeños, ghost pepper cheese, fried jalapeños, and some weirdly sweet sauce on top, with perfectly crispy fries/chips
that burger is an affront to food

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looks fucking gross

Weak bait faggot

>that salt content

Do you even have taste buds left?

they died for awhile, but they're back now
only the fries were actually salty, the rest was just hot

This.

I am working delivery right now at Domi-hoe’s, and live in an affluent area with a majority of whites. Blacks and Koreans are the worst tippers on average. I made over $140 in tips and mileage alone yesterday—got a $16, $12, & $10 tip among others yesterday.

Italianfag here, out of curiosity, how many times a month you eat that meal?

wait, nvm I thought you were talking about my burger post, yeah that pizza is salty as hell but really good

very rarely, twice in the past year