What in the HOLY fuck is this god damned thing? Was an inch away from my eyeball on my bed while I was trying to sleep. Christ it looks like a fucking maneater with those nasty ass butt pinchers. The fuck is it??
What in the HOLY fuck is this god damned thing? Was an inch away from my eyeball on my bed while I was trying to sleep...
Jaxson Ross
Kayden Myers
It’s just an Earwig. Pretty common, they can’t hurt you. I grew up around them so I know
Juan Jackson
Trapped the little shit in a bottle for the time being.
Charles James
I really hope that doesnt mean he was about to enter my ear, what a stupid name for a bug. How is it not dangerous with that massive pincher. Don't tell me it's for design.
Justin Watson
No he won’t get in your ear, I have no idea why they named them that. The pincers are to scare away birds and other larger predators. They are entirely harmless, I’ve been pinched by one and it doesn’t hurt at all. They are mostly just pests.
Benjamin Phillips
Any chance him being there is a sign of more to come, or am I good? Should I torture him to death, light him on fire, or some other punishment for being on my bed?
Carter Sanders
Put it outside unharmed, you fucking asshole. Then kill yourself.
Zachary Peterson
Publicly crucify him as an example to other insects
Daniel Nguyen
Mason Reyes
just go put him outside. they are literally harmless.
Anthony Reed
Dude it's a fucking BUG it doesn't understand the concept of "punishment"
you're fucking dumb
Gabriel Richardson
Do whatever you want. I would say make a gas chamber for him. Usually if one is around you have a few, but they don’t really do anything so I wouldn’t worry
Jayden Richardson
That's irrational.
See above. He deserves no mercy.
This is a great idea, though I'm not sure how viable this is given his size and my lack of a mini cross.
Absolute Kek
It'll understand the concept of pain and death.
William Parker
No... it won't. Pain and death have no meaning to it.
Jeremiah Foster
you are a front for the Earwig army and you are a damned LIAR.
Andrew Kelly
or not because they lack the neural connections required for such understanding
stop being a fucking pussy and pick it up and put it outside you fucking clown
Lincoln Lewis
They eat rotten wood and leaves, they are good for the environment
Robert Long
Damn you found me out
Michael Miller
How you treat the weak is your true nature calling.
Enjoy hell.
Juan Cooper
lost i'm retarded
Parker Price
>It'll understand the concept of pain and death.
have you seen what passes for a nervous system in insects? the sensory hairs on the legs are connected directly to the leg muscles so if something tries to sneak up on them, the legs scoot it away without having to think about it.
insects are not deep thinkers in any way.
Samuel Ramirez
Parker Flores
Looks like it's eggsac is missing.. might be hard to see, but ya might want to check yer bed
David Sullivan
Satan speaks.
Well that's just fucking lame.
Sure, I'm going to hell over a literal bug.
Jesus cunting christ what are you on about? It was on the top when I saw it and I freaked out got off and found it hiding on the underside of the bed and dropped it into the bottle. Explain.
Isaiah Morris
yet probably more intelligent than most people in this thread
Parker Baker
Lol ur fucked up. Funny though.
Landon Thompson
That's a Schiliogger Philanus. They live in the jungle SE of the Amazon and their pincers are coated with venom that secretes overtime and when it's threatened. I have no idea how you took that picture unless you're a zoo keeper or fucking with us. You need to contact an exterminator immediately.
Nathaniel Ramirez
>Explain
Detachable eggsac, full of eggs. Detaches to give the Lil ones a safe place to hatch and grow
Jose Lee
Cum on it.
Levi Young
They eat bed bugs so put it back in your bed
Christian Walker
So it's a female?
Charles Rodriguez
OP how fucking pathetic are you to have to torture a bug to have any semblance of control over your pathetic life?
Dominic Gonzalez
Is that what you think this is about?
David Howard
Lol
Jackson Wilson
When did Yea Forums got so full of nancy's?
Jace Hill
>I'm going to hell over a literal bug.
It's a symptom of a larger problem. You're torturing this helpless thing because you have power over it, and you feel small. The moment you gain this kind of power over another person, say you'll exhibit the same behaviors.
Butt doctor verdict: kill yourself.
Brandon Reed
I'm sensing you're the same guy posting the same kind of responses multiple times, and I'm not sure where you get off making such assumptions based on one encounter with a bug, but you're incorrect and that isn't why or relevant.
Not a fat verdict: Neck yourself
Brandon Wood
this
isn't me
multiple people think you're a pathetic kid with a magnifying glass
Camden Rivera
He is a usefull little fucker.
He eats nasty insects or snail eggs.
Dont know if he can survive indoor but if you have these silverfishes, which eat dust, but are annoyed by them, he will eat them.
Dont know if he would attack roaches, but their eggs should be small enough for him to eat.
Adrian Butler
We also have them in Belgium, they are everywhere on the globe.
Charles Richardson
Believe me or not, 3 months ago, one of these little shits entered my grandmother’s ear. She went to the doctor and he was like “Yeah pretty common, don’t worry”. So yeah, one might enter your ear at night. I kill them for the same reason.
Brandon Ramirez
Its your friend! ; )
Hudson Russell
Levi Ross
That's where the ear part comes on, OP, do you have a pen camera or borescope?
Jace Roberts
Tyler Ortiz
Owen Bennett
Alexander Barnes
>spacing
>mannerisms
>irrational bullshit
>being this retarded
Fuck off you faggot reddit nigger , that bug has more worth in one of its ass teeth than your entire family does combined .