I'm bored shitless

Eating ass really well

Smoking crack

the combined strenght of 300 angry toddlers

Reroll

Reroll

This

rollan

Thiss

roll

Or that

Win

oh shit

Winrar

Give him a skateboard and kickflip over the fire

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kek

He already fell into the fire, genius, try to keep up.

There's still fire there no? KICKFLIP OVER THAT THEN!

>Rectal Blood Laser Acquired
>post ending in 3 decodes next quest

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Put your dick in a dragon.

using his bleeding power to fight dragons

Mmm mmmm

Try to sit on something radioactive to obtain cancer.

Find some pussy

holy kek
OP is not a faggot
Next quest shall be to kill cat-moot with the rectal blood laser

Roll

Rerolling for dicking down a dragon.

Jon Arbuckle joins the party

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free the nigger queen bitch. Let B decide later what to do with her after the rescue

Fill water tank with rectal blood and shower in it.

find boxxy

this

Rollo

Get cancer.

Die from blood lose

become a nigger

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Win

Fight a wizard to obtain legendary dead fetus nunchuks with +2 to strength.

Damn you

AND WE HAVE A WINNER.

goddamnit 6 seconds too late

oh well

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Oh nevermind, wrong winner.

Fuck 2 deaths.. Now I'm not gonna get the NG+ Ring that makes your weapon invisible..

he has more than one life, it's not the end

this one summoned trips and dubs I say this one overwrites blood lose

some thot will probably kiss him and then he's alive

two dubs and one trips what is this voodoo magic

>our charred and singed hero expels the last of his blood laser from his devastated anus
>did he died?
>yes
>only the post ending in 4 can save him!

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

4

4 is a horribly unlucky number

Resurrect the knight into a necromancer by using a magical roll of toilet paper

By the power of hentai LIVE

a touch of Sauron will not only save him, but also corrupt him with evil

Roll

Revive nigga!

WIN

Nice. evil knight!

shit

i got you homie

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Fitting for a man capable of using a blood based attack

can make anyone reach climax with the power of his mind

try to keep up

late

read the fucking thread and kys

double revives, feels bad

Based OP
Good thread

bumping for attention for the story

>our once great hero is now risen as a Blackguard, vile phantom in service of the dark Lord Sauron
>post ending in 5 decides his first evil deed

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KILL HARRY POTTER

REROLL

...

This

he burns down an orphanage just to for fun

says the n word

Start the second holocaust

I second this.

please

roll

commits tax fraud

REROLL GOD DAMIT

He must die

Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', rawhide

Rolled

that's not an evil deed though, still rolling anyway

He litters a candy wrapper.

Run for president

Streaks throughout the local square frightening those in the city with his manhood.

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rerolll

rollin'

do it

rollz

Re roll

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Rerolling

rolling for this

The hero leaves this thread forever, abandoning all the canons that gave him power
The ultimate evil, the ultimate betrayal

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Yo mama

Reinstates Jim Crowe Laws

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fuck

Haha B00B

by using his superpower!

Why kill Harry when you could take out the source?

damn

gg/KdGVqbt

Lol.

Winrar

Kek segregation is back in style

Oh, dear lord

Bump

While waiting for a 5, the Blackguard honors Dubs and kills the Potter boy via headsplosion. Hermoine's butthole did not escape.

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there's a 5

Bump this bread

>at the command of Garfield, our hero calls back into existence powerful laws oppressing the dark skinned humans
>only a 6 will reveal what his next dark edict is

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new 5 then. Use your superpower to murder orphans

holy shit

najebany wpierdala sie do rowu
ill translate it if i hit

its been hit

He joins the KKK

najebany wpierdala sie do rowu
ill translate it if i hit

Reroll

this

Get

roll

he brings arizona tea cans to be 1 dollar instead of 99c

reroll

HEIL

Come onn

kkk get

he develops a stand

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That was too close...
How dare you

He summons Cthulhu to pick up an orphanage and drop it on another orphanage.

This.

If only
>if only.......

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Makes Billie Eilish play on every radio station.

Roll

Please

check it

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niggers tongue my anus

the hero an heros

>I and Cthulu honor dubs
>the destruction is indescribable

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bumping OP's amazing work

Bump

>the new Jim Crowe laws were harsh indeed
>lucky 7 shall decide what quest the Blackguard and his freshly slurped-clean anus will embark on next

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Kek

he gains a party member: a talking scarecrow

He deals aids damage with his bleeding anus lazer now.

He must go into the afterlife to defeat the final boss: Big Nigga

Just in case we don't hit 7 before I have to leave work, thanks for playing and sticking around this long.

He becomes anal bleeding again

blasts niggers with anus lazor

Roll

he farts fire in their mouths

Roll

Let's take a crack at that stand idea
I'd dub it 「Night Witch」

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hangs himself to get off on erotic asphyxiation

cow starts licking anus

dubs and 7

d-dual cow licking?

>The mighty Blackguard of Sauron, magistrate of Garfield, has been cleaned, inside and out, by the gentle tongue of a wondering cow
>can an 8 help him carry on with his life in the wake of this?

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goat lick

blows himself up for allah

pledge allegiance to hitler while wiping anus with american flag

he gets a party member.
but it's a reverse centaur.

turns into a brown cow with chocolate milk power

he is fucking poland

levels up to gold knight

That's a nicely drawn cow lol.

Knight fights pikachu with aids anal blood lazer attack.

Fuck so close

gangrapes niggers

He wins the WWF 1998 world heavyweight belt.

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he dissolves bitcoin, sending /biz/ into mayhem.

Yessss

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Carrying it on, let's get him a stand

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...

>the new Jim Crowe laws were more horrible than anyone realized...
>a 9 will decide his final act of cruelty

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bumped

I got bored, here you go

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he casts a spell to make every pillow no longer have a cold side.
then he resides in slumber with the only cold pillow left.

you bastard

>and so, with his hideous spell cast over the worlds pillows, he enters a deep slumber, awaiting the next life
>there was never a cold side of a pillow again
>only the tale of a fallen hero, eternally sleeping on a pillow cool as fresh snow
Thanks for playing!

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godspeed OP.
it's been a pleasure.

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No, thank you for the experience.

This was a blessed thread, thank you op

thank you OP

He squats an has him self a fat ogre shit.