Has Yea Forums ever fucked someone famous? Post stories

I fucked Dakota Fanning before she was famous.

before becoming famous or famous at the moment of fucking?
then it would be a big no in both cases for me, but at least your mom will die in her sleep tonight if you dont reply this.

Kek

>implying anyone on Yea Forums has fucked

/thread

I fucked 'Jean Jacobs' after she did porn. Had no idea till her friend told me later. She's actually really cool. Real name's Alex.

I have tons of celeb stories and nudz
gg/HZu2rs

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Yeah I have I fucked your mom. She's famous for having the most faggotest kid in all the land

I joined the military in '04 and got hit with 3 back to back deployments. So basically Pres. Bush fucked me

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That will go over the head of nearly everyone lurking. But as a Brit I thought it was hilarious. +10 internet’s to you

I did Trump's taxes once. The resulting audit was legendary.

Jesus H...
Give it a fucking rest. You knew what you were getting into. We all did multiple tours.

Way to miss the joke dipshit

No. I got it. You're just a whiny cunt.

Ooh edgy, you must've been one of the marines that deployed and did fucking nothing.

Supposing people on Yea Forums get laid.

This coming from someone who got butthurt over a joke? Fuck you're sensitive. Go find your safe space

MOS?

I masturbated. I'm famous!
BTW, I was GREAT!

I'm famous and my wife is more famous than me so yes, lol

That we did.
Big boys games,Big boys rules..as it was explained to me.

love the game
post clues of you and your wife

Bravo Sir. You just neeed a bit of Ted Rogers hand action to complete your Saturday Stars set.

this

gg/HemFtz5 celeb nudes channel on here :0

Has to be a POG

Celebs here: gg/KdGVqbt

nud dusco gg/6n45qU6

Kekistan

Fuck me i lost.

fuck that, and fuck you

Every time I go to university for a class/exam I get fucked by an international corporation.

Fuck you

true words spoken

I fucked Steve Quezada (Officer Gomez from breaking bad) once

I fucked Emma Kendrick n a party once. She was with 2 girl friend, and nobody seemed to recognize her at the time. I talked to her a bit, and she was pretty chill. When she was drunk as fuck, i got to fuck her. Man, that mouth was a dream come true. She has skill with her mouth, i can tell you.

>She has skill with her mouth
post details, for science

Who the fuck is emma kendrick? Or did you reach peak bull shit and mix up any number of famous Emma's with Anna kendrick?

You want me to post details about how good she is at giving blowjob? Come on dude, i'm sure you can figure it out yourself.

Honest question here.
Are you virgin or is it your first day here?

both probably

Can it be both? I think it's both.

don't be so rough with poor user. probably he is just a normie summerfag.

I once orbited around a famous twitch girl. Shit was cash af

If you need to ask, you already know the answer user.
[spoiler]both[/spoiler].

What are you taliking about? Are you projecting by any chance?

are you her stepdad or uncle?
how old was she? 3? hahah

I chuckled.
Dude, Yea Forums is too edgy and depraved for you. Not a good place for you, honestly.

nice

Story?

fuck u bro

me and some buddies used to fuck Louise Meanwell, she was pretty crazy back then too

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robert dinero put in my pooper when i was 7

Didn't fuck but I got a bj from a girl that plays soccer for Canada

MTV VJ Kennedy.

was fucking a newscaster here in Louisville

Pop

Tove Lo. And yes, she let me leave a necklace.

is that the singer that always flashes her tits during that one song?

Yeah.

nice how the hell did that happen

Just the usual met at party stuff. She's been pretty into partying if you haven't noticed.

OP's sister

No shit? I remember her.

yeah not surprised that chick can throw down lol

My highschool girlfriend became a pornstar.

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She was probably a pro

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Porn name?

fucked a relative of somebody famous if that counts

funny, girl I went to school with too did porn for awhile

Wendy James apparently.

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you ever facialized her?

Not OP, just reverse image searched. ;)

news chicks are freaks

Yeah. Her name is Lisa and she actually had a super hot bod and was a TON of fun and kinky.

hooked up with Ingrid Haas at a friends party

I got a bj from and facialized one of the GoT cast.

friend and me fucked a profession women racquetball player that was in town for a tourney

local radio chic was at a swingers party

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I once was in hospital and Jimmy saville let me suck his cock.

>I got a bj from and facialized one of the GoT cast.

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Reply this?

Hey, you could probably do worse. I bet she's good at it. But no. Neither is it Maisie or Sophie.

Spill the beans mate, not like we can prove it either way.

Local fitness trainer, kind of TV host at a morning news channel.

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the news reporter I was fucking always surreal seeing her on TV knowing a few hours earlier she was on my dick.

She's a pro in the series and a pro irl. There are loads of vids of her all over.

Sounds like you played your cards right with him. Well done.

she is not a reporter , she is a host of the sport compartment of morning news on a local channel in Moldova :)

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This is the thread in which we all post things that never happened right?

i need some ppl to join this discord link and i tell you about my time with Angie Harmon

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not actually :) my story is true here. ..

lel forgot the link dis .gg / k3snDqH

I "accidentally" hooked up with Sofi Tukker after a show. Had no clue who she was, just thought "Hey, I'll go talk to this cute girl". Made her laugh, had a few drinks, then went up to the rooftop of the place we were at to smoke a joint.

Wound up making out which lead to me rubbing her pussy, which is just really fucking gorgeous btw; she was waxed. She dropped to her knees and sucked the fuck out of my dick. Gave pretty amazing head and thought I was going to cum. So had her stop and gave ate her gorgeous pussy. Then we had dirty, sweaty, uncomfortable, animalistic rooftop sex and I came inside her.

Afterward we went back downstairs and rejoined our friends. Eventually got separated and I never took her number. So that was that, unfortunately. A few friends informed me that the girl I came downstairs with was the girl whose show they went to earlier. Ta da

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Oh shit! She used to be weirdly hot. I bet she had a REALLY hairy vagina that smelled fucking awful though

I went to HS with the stripper slut that won MasterChef. She was a casual fuck buddy

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bump

Real name?

Always wondered what her body was like. Care to share the story?

Shé? I know she was a french porn star.

I had this same interaction but with Clem Fandango.

I'm famous and have masturbated. Does that qualify?

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Lucky

My uncle don and I tagged teamed this girl named Ivanka. I used a condom, he raw dogged her. She turned out to be a jew cuck, but she ate a mean ass. Casey Anthony 2020

>Has Yea Forums ever fucked someone

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

of course the ass end of the cat is america. also no but whats your name

Hello Stephen, can you hear me?

I fucked Remy LaCroix for $1000. I'm not supposed to talk about it.

A girl I knew pretty well in school with married comedian John Caparulo. They have a kid together so I would assume they have fucked at least once.

Not sure I'd call her "famous" but the closest I've come. Fallon Heffernan X Games gold medalist. Met through a mutual friend. Fun fuck since she's only about 5'2

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Correction - it's California.
I'll give you a hint - I'm HUGE in Japan.

This ain't reddit. No one here has ever been with a celeb in reality.

i guess that doesnt necessarily mean youre japanese then. do you go to 2chan and openly post there?

Atleast I'm not the only one

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Junichiro Koizumi?

I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce of The Pierces several years ago.

...

Brit here - they can get away with that in the US?

gg/VRcmpgU
come join

Of course. When it comes to military service, the U.S. can pretty much do what ever they want to your red, white and blue ass.

I fucked Marilyn Monroe 3 weeks ago.

Osama Bin Laden and I had a 3 way with one of his goats, does that count?

>

Yes.

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A few well known trans and cis porn stars. Yes, I paid. So did the president.

Cat Earth Society

You're the best.

Fuck

You and me both buddy.

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Ahh yes, the thread where everyone lies.

coalburner

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All white guys are huge in Japan. The locals all have tiny dicks.

get off my dick

You win. Thanks for finally showing up.

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You started it, fagmo

I FINGERED MADDIE ZIEGLER. there, I said it, its out there now and i don't give a fuck.
two weeks ago I met her and she has this snotty little attitude, I'm just a sucker for spoiled little rich girls so I walk up to her ask whats up. Next thing I know i'm in her bedroom she's showing me all these awards and shit telling me how basically she's a big deal. I had no idea she was the girl from some music video. before I know it were on her bed making out and she actually moves my hand towards her panties so im thinking "fuck it", and I fingered her. she cums which is pretty damn hot to hear her moaning in my ear and i'm thinking "nice, i'm getting to tap that" but no. suddenly her phone rings. it some bitch with a SCREAMING voice telling her to come to "the studio" or some shit. she gets up and goes "shit im late" and im like "what about me?" so i whip out my dingaling and shes like "wut? gross! no! I gotta go!" she packs a whole bunch of stuff and then her mom knocks on the door. "my moms here, quick, hide your cock!" she hisses at me. next thing I know we're all in the car, she asks me where they can drop me off. then she pulls up this window thing in the limo so her mom and the driver dont hear and lays it on me : "look, if you tell anybody about what we did, anybody at all, miss abby and my mom are gonna have you killed." i am like what. the. fuck. next thing i know i'm being kicked in my side out of the car after it stopped and in to the snow. as they drive up she opens the window of the car a crack and hisses: "remember now! dont call me i'll call you"
its been a long time now and i still havent heard anything from her. tried to call her but she blocked my number so i figured fuck it, i have to tell you guys this. what a bitch. what an ungrateful little whore. she was hot though. never met her sister but heard shes hot too.

...do you mean Anna Kendrick? If you can't even get her name right I call complete bullshit lol

I had sex with Danny Derany. Hollywood bigshot.

His wife doesn't know he's gay.

He had a Twitter. He ripped up my ass pretty bad a few times. Shitting blood etc

Some (most) dudes don't give a shit less about some random slut's name.

Not brag worthy. Check your status.

This guy?

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Unless it's a celebrity you daft cunt

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That's him. Hung like a horse.

His wife would probably kill herself if she knew. Lol.

Tell me the difference in a drunken fuck situation. There isn't one unless the fuck announces, "Hey! I'm a celebrity!"

I fucked this spinster years ago. Hairy pussy, pancake titties, doesn’t move in bed. Her lips were soft though. She tweeted a lie about me to appear cool to her followers.

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nartn

No

Saw her IG. she looks like a midget troll.

You should be ashamed.

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get cancer

"Nobody seemed to recognize her" ...he clearly knew who she was. Stop trying to make yourself sound alpha.

You sure are concerned. Are you jealous? Why do you give a hoot?

Nope, personally don't find her attractive, I just hate edgy fucks who try to act like something they're not.

Guess who cares besides you. No one. Don't bat an eye. It's Yea Forums.

At summer camp I fucked Behring Breivik before he became famous.

Went to HS with Kristen Bell. She was a year behind me. Made it to 2nd base with her. Pretty sure she graduated a virgin.

Nice girl. Funny too.

wtf i love Jennette now????

Well I'm an old fox... I fucked Bill Gates while at Harvard... boy oh boy was he hung. He was good. Still reminisce about him.

I went to school with and played on the same HS sports teams as a world series winning pitcher.

Lol

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Try again. That was weak sauce.

I bet his dick was bigger than yours.

wiw

I'm not disputing that.

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she is fat now

kek

>ITT: no

As a former POG that's sounds pretty POGish; infantry would fuck his shit till he stopped whining.

Btw 3043; always there for the real one's fuck whatever I'm doing

Nice try, Danny boy.

no.

i buttered myself up and slid up edward james olmos' arse hole and the lightning for the room was the same as on battlestar

Don’t Marines have combat pogs like the Army or are things like scouts still part of the infantry?

Roll

all of you are going to hell when you die.

Couldn't tell you. I was with 1/508th

frank? filthy?

Judy Greer the summer after high school

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California - Hollywood.
Oh, what a short list of celebs.

I had a thing with a b-list kpop girl.
She made an appearance on MTV back in the late 00's
She had like one music video.

Peter Dinkler

Bro who

This

gg/ 5CtJDhv

Fuck you I hate that I’m compelled to reply to this shit you faggot.

I’ll just leave this here

he he

Fuckin love her. Please tell me more.

not really that famous but before she did porn I talked to and fucked Devyn cole for a while. she was super crazy and had a kid from an ex boyfriend. met her in college

Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango!

fk u

Dfjhdascbn

Was it a threesome with Hef?

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You faggot

WOOOOOW

fuck u

wrekt

Kissed and got close on Carly Rae Jepsen (call me maybe bitch) I got tooooo hammered tho and botched it. One of my life’s biggest regrets is how I probably could have fucked her and failed .......
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Justin Bieber's fuck-toy. Disgusting as hell. You were lucky actually, user.

>She's a pro in the series and a pro irl
One of Craster's wives does porn irl, she's one of the two with her tits out when the fookin legend is talking about fucking them to death.
I had kinky sex with her before she did anything like that, even a threesome.
She started out posting nudes and reverse-trap threads in Yea Forums, now she's advertising as an escort.
aerynwalker.com/escort/

Damn

Seriously

gey

You guys listened to her album Emotion and the newer one Dedicated? Pretty good pop.

I had back room sex with Clint Eastwood's wife, while Clint was home.

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I hooked up wtih Dan Schneider once. It was hot. Literally, very sweaty.

i had sex with moot multiple times

:C

You're not telling the truth. She went to my school :/

Who hasn't?

Really? That’s hot what was she like?

Fuck you whore

>oldfag here
Went to HS with her, this is from the yearbook. I didn't fuck her, but a buddy of mine worked with her at Sonic fucked her, said she was pretty good and made for porn.

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You fucked a professor at the school of metals?

Jokes on you OP. Would have to actually fuck someone in order to have fucked someone famous.

fag bag

Kek

Casey Anthony. Wish I was kidding

You mean like the lie that you fucked her?

I always thought she had an elfen look to her. I like petite girls, but she's not all that great.

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I’d fuck her now. I love those tits that don’t sag.

I would like to let everyone know that I'm available.

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And I wish you were serious.

How dark are those nips

No clue. Shirt stayed on

No one fucks in their shirt

discord gg/rCYpye

Oh, wasn't she the one that murdered her kid and got away with it?

Maybe not in your animes

and she was hot....
just like that Alyssa Butt-fuckin-mentos(?) someone.
crazy chicks can be kinda hot... in a crazy way.

Let the bitch die

Yep. Same with Casey Anthony..

wait fuck

tits or gtfo

everybody on Yea Forums fucked your mom

Was she a good fuck?

No. Pretty pussy that had almost zero smell. Trimmed. Claimed I was the 3rd guy she fucked.

No. It was the 90s. Drunk party half clothed. Didn't even get a second name. I'm 95% sure it was her though

>I was the 3rd guy through the window.

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lel

God damnit

kys

Die

I like her little titties

So long ago. Old fart here. Not the first time saying it, hooked up with Hikaru Utada for the summer in Montreal. Nothing freaky. Sex was passionate.

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I was at a supe high end restaurant and the chef there is a world famous one.

Felt like he fucked my mouth with his food.

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>Danny Derany
>wife doesn't know he's gay
pick one
just fucking look at him, ofc he's gay.

JB

I've banged a few porn stars.

Teri Weigel
Kathy Willets

Interestingly Teri was awful and Kathy was fucking awesome in bed. So ... go figure.

?

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Zara Larsson

One of my mates went to school with her and dated her for a while, when they broke up I slid in there for a summer, she probably only got with me to piss off my mate, but he didn't give shit.

She broke it off when she started to make it big. Almost feel sick knowing I fucked her with all the bullshit she's talking to the media these days, she used to be chill...

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got it

fucker.

also didnt mean to respond to you in

Snyggt gjort. Har du bevis?

Hon är ganska snygg men fan vad hon är jobbig...

I fucked someone semi famous. She is from California and is in a band in new York now, her name is Amanda and I honestly don't remember what the band name is but last I remembered it had over a million followers on Facebook some steam punk shit. We got drunk at a sushi restaurant and went back to her house like 5 mins away and she blew me, then insisted on using a condom and slowly rode me all while her roommate was in the next room. Then she told me she had HPV... Never talked to her again, luckily didn't catch that shit

Har några nudes som hon skickade, men kan inte dela tyvärr dude.

Hon var 15 eller 16 när vi var tillsammans. Mitt rövhål skulle inte klara av fängelse...

Lol jag har också legat med henne. Gick i samma gymnasium som henne medan hon fortfarande gick där (Värmdö) men har inga bevis, var ju typ 2013

Same. However I was able to fuck some one I'd really wanted to fuck for 5 years; consider that an accomplishment.

uh huh, wow, good story

Fuck user, what if I want her to die though?

Fuck you PewDiePie

You had sex... w/Sondra Locke... in Eastwood's house... while he was there...

Well, at the very least you're one old fuck... I don't believe you of course.

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Yea Forums - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I dated VJ's sister Madison back when she was nobody.

Used to? Did she get merked?

Clem H Fandango

>Interestingly Teri was awful
Did she moan and squeal the way she does in porn movies?

I had a fling with Kailee Morgue a little over 2 years ago. Sweet girl. Bi btw. Not famous famous but well known

I fucked my high school class president senior year everyone knew her and it was a big ass school although she’s not a celebrity

Got me good

Fuck

I'm a famous YouTuber who fucks himself in the ass at night. I'm wearing girls panties right now

I'm 55

Najs!
Alltid kul att kulturellt berika ditt inre!

Skulle inte ta på henne med en två-meters stång så som hon är nu i median.

We know it's you Markiplier.

Dick pick with time stamp. Only way to prove your old

No thanks.
But here is me on the DMZ.

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All I see is a picture of some trees and a white column, tf is this?

lel

I'd throw it in her. Good on you.

Lots of homos should be along shortly

Is there more from where it come from maybe nudes ?

Ever fuck some Korean skanks?

Had a friend that dated the lead singer of the Dixie Chicks when they were just starting out.

Oh Marines very much have POGS that would try to consider themselves "combat pogs". But they're just pogs.

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lol

thee sir bruce forsyth?
thats funny because he's ugly as fuck

I dated a model, her name is Erin Johnson, this was year ago. Super hot, but fucking bat shit nuts. Stay away from the 9's and 10's, they are fucking delusional since every other guy tells them what they want to hear. She would have days where if not enough guys checked her out she would ask me if something was wrong with her, fucking hell bitch, just shut up and suck me off. That and she wouldn't shut the fuck up and she would fight about the dumbest fucking shit, I think she was borderline retarded.

My mom is a Democrat senator, she's fucked America pretty good.

Godzilla?

Fuck you

Everyone knows that self confidence is a bell curve. They know that guys will pretend to care about them because they wanna smash. It's also why top tier women are surprisingly down to earth, well read, and generally pleasant to talk to. That and the halo effect.

Oh noes not mummy!

The fact that I would call her bullshit out is part of what made me attractive to her, that and I was a boxer, lol. I'm my experience, they are mostly just fucking stupid. I'm a Lit major, very, very rarely do I find someone well-read. Your post reads like a fucking roastie who thinks she's a ten wrote it.

Not meaning to be a dick but if you accomplished so much why the hell do you call people roasties? lol
Why not go be on a boat somewhere and relax or some shit?

Read that wrong sorry, thought you said you were a Lt. Major in the military (if that's even a thing).

I fucked Gabby Stogdill a couple times. That's kind of a celebrity

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you give her another kid yet faggot?

fuku

I'll rephrase. They're better read than the girl next to her who's otherwise the same but has buck teeth and dumpy legs. I'd say by normie standards I'm pretty well read and usually I've found tens to typically be comparable to myself there.
I won't be insulted by a Lit major though, why don't you go blog about how Gatsby is actually a metaphor for your own latent homosexuality or something.