Hey Yea Forums im extremely high and horny do i

necrophilia, my kinda activity

There are no females on Yea Forums until proven with time stamped tits.

not gonna lie i dont know how to timestamp. u provide the info, i provide the tits

It's simple, you write your credit card numbers on a 3x5 (or 4x6) notecard in oxford white, and then take a picture of it, and you, to prove your identity is true.

Are you kidding?
- Bare your tits
- Write date and time on a paper
- Hold tits and paper into cam
- ???
- Profit!

4 you faggot

5. Go rape an unsuspecting male at gun or knife point. Then kill him and eat his dick.

Do timestamp wrong as fuck, misinterpret every set of instructions given, you wanna video yourself taking a shit and then finger painting a desert with it?

> I don't know how to do a time stamp
nibba a time stamp is just evidence of the time and date.
do it how you like.
write it down or something else

yes

thank u for ur guidance anons. here is ur proof

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go out and suck cocks with yer arsehole for 1$ each

And now the ass

6. Go find a raccoon rustling in some trash, kill one with a hammer, dissect the dead coon, extract the limb bones from all tissues, then stuff all of those bones into the inverted skin of that coon, then fuck yourself with the DEATHDILDO until you pass out from exhaustion.

good job #4

that's not a 3x5 (or 4x6) notecard, sorry.

Would your bf approve of this ? Sharing pics with hundreds of rendoms ?

hundreds? maybe 5 years ago. there's currently 17 unique posters right now.

>beat off
Uhh what in the dick

lmfao.
5% post
95% lurk

mfw when i'm actually feeling guilty
am a horrible girlfriend :(

Bro it's just a saying .....

7. Find a homeless bump, convince him to pull out cock, start sucking cock, once hard, bite down as hard as possible while twisting the scrotum as violently as possible very quickly simultaneously, then start stabbing him to death with two hidden knives, forks, whatever. EAT HIS FACE, USE BLOOD AS LUBE, BEAT YOUR CLIT BLACK.

Not is you show us your ass ;)

5. Don't share nudes to hundreds of randoms if you're in a relationship.

sorry would u prefer i use the words "pretty touch my magical woman vagina flower"

Would you consider cheating or does your bf fuck you good enough ?

You have 3 holes and he only has one dick. It's only natural sluts need to be shared

8. Go kidnap one of your neighbors pets, flat it living, use it's skinned limbs to fuck yourself, you can cut off the skinned limbs to fuck them I guess. KEEP THE SKINLESS PET ALIVE, while you beat your asshole senseless with skinned leg.

no.
you're just raised in a fucked up generation where conservative bad.
so y'all out here posting your tits like some pornstars because the global elites want to normalise fucking young woman and eventually kids.
you young women let degeneracy be your identity. because apparently degenerate is liberal these days.

he fucks me pretty good user
cheating isnt really my forte

cqVHqBq

Well if you want to have some fun kik me at kystrw

9. Kill two birds by shoving one up your ass and one up the vagina. They must be inserted live, then go sprinting, feel your pelvic muscles crush them to death inside you. Shit on some doorknobs too.

this is correct and suddenly i have decided to remove the left from my conscious

Put the marker in your butthole and post a pic.

Do a threesome and get fucked twice as good

lmaof. ur bad at maths.
if you check the most recent poll, it's 25% lurk, and 75% post. where do you get your data from?

why would she want to add your kik you socially inept autist

2 then 4

I hope you blow your brains out super sexy. Like hang yourself naked in town, I need to make cummies

I like this user's jib

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10. You could just become a serial killer, plenty of corpses to fuck the shit out of, literally! If you fuck them fast enough after killing them, they will literally shit for you!

edgy as fuck child.
I'm willing to bet you have both fortnite and minecraft open rn, with your moms credit card at hand.
go suck an egg

>>Fucked up generation that believes anyone can fuck anyone they want, and by that I mean it's disgusting that they're letting women do this

>>But yeah bro, all women are whores at birth, go fuck as many as you can

This is the conservative double-think in action

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I would suck the eggs out of your cockgina, you mandingodonna futaloligarbwhargler

You should get a dog and then post pics of him. I like dogs.

I never said that last bit you ducking liar go off yourself
incel projection at its finest.

11. Take the scariest fucking picture possible of your left elbow.

anything for u user

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12. Start tracing dotten lines across your body indicating where you want extra limbs, genitals, ears, hair, etc. Show us your true form!

Woah... Hey that's taking it too far!

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13. Draw Rand Paul fucking Ron Paul's mouth across your stomach, upside down( for your perspective's convenience)

14. SHIT on your EXBOYFRIEND'S MOM

The fucking newfags in this thread asking for her to show her tits. If you don't want her to get attention then stop bumping her thread retarf. Also you lack a basic understanding of the "Tits or GTFO" rule, that's how we know you're a new boy.

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15. Get a bunch of ants, put them in a big jar. Dump cinnamon on ants, watch them go into a frenzy. Get out electric tennis racket, turn it on, set it down on a table, and them turn the jar on its' side, so the ants can leap to their death. Rub your clit as they commit suicide just because they hate cinnamon.

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I'm here for myself, gringo.

4, also tits or gtfo

there was tits u were too late.
deleted out of guilt

Holy fucking shit, why can't I just fucking kill myself right? 16. You gotta go find a really big gear for this one. Yea, you are going to grind on it, but also while three strongmen hit the gear with the biggest hammers we can find them. Give you the pussyquakes for WEEKS

u better be speaking from experience user

And no screenshots? You dissapoint me faggots

never too late, check the archives

ah-bloo-bloo

>screenshots
she uploaded a pic
if you can't figure out where to find it now, you don't deserve it

Godfuckingcockshitpissfuckdamnit. 17. Wasps, like a dozen, shopping bag, spray paint and PCP, 5 heroin addicts, and 3 garden hoses. You gotta assemble that one yourself to fuck it, it's like a spiritfuckquest. It is part of being an adult, spiritfuckquesting.

Which part? My suicid@l incompetence or the pussyquakes?

18. Let a volcanic mudslide impact your vaginal. Try raping the mudslide, you will need amphetamines to keep up.

def the pussyquakes

19. FUCK MY ELDERLY CAT, that thing acts like it's gollum. It is just going to shred your groin, I REFUSE to pay for cataract surgery, so it is BLIND AF. My ideas are growing boring, my time here grows thin.

Metal vibrates harddddd, will def hurt :D

20. Please kill me.

>beat off in the shower
>am femoid
>press x to doubt.jpg
Wahmen don't beat off

i like when it hurts user

Want piss bottle and Andy sixx logs?

Now that's actually metal.

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Tits or GTFO whore

dont think i like it THAT much
pussy flakes

she was a good girl, then she deleted it

More like this?

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it's slang, it doesn't matter you fucking neanderthal stop trying to halt gender equality

actually women can literally beat off, too, it's all about how you use your words to convey their actual, intended meanings

smoke weed homo

Is this too weird up the bum or hoohaa?

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a little more pain than that

gg/We4PBP

I need them invites bb

I will never forget seeing the user shit the dead fetus. Just goddamn, the effort it must take to shove a fully grown dead fetus up ones ass, then he records himself shitting it. At least he knew what he wanted, I'm not that brilliantly inspired.

Trying way too hard/10. Didn't even chuckle with regards to this being a shitpost.

You sound like you want the DRILLDO

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>being this stupid

Must be a woman guys

Fuck It Dawg, Lifes A Risk.

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you know my pain tolerance too well user

Sorry u arent getting a dicking in, humans have grown antisocial with time. That antisocial behavior is why we all aren't fucking daily, but the internet is a convenient, lazy workaround. Want cawk picssss?

tried beating off in shower
no hot water
nipples are hard pussy is cold

Is that a pain you can enjoy or are you pissed AF?

>last post 17 minutes apart.
I think your golden moment is over, OP.
pity bump.

Op is a tranny

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newfag spotted

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gg/KdGVqbt

..

Whemen dont fart

Whooo edgy

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You know what they say: Femanon on Yea Forums is much probably the one fucking the bf. Not the other way around

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>1. send nudes to my boyfriend
>2. beat off in the shower
>3. watch porn until it goes away
>4. kill myself

ARE THESE THINGS MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE?

WTF?

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Dont you do that regulary just out of boredom?

>4

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