I'm married to a liberal feminist

I'm married to a liberal feminist.
Ask me anything.

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how loose is your bussy?

I dont know what that means

Is she in to degrading or abusive sex?

post your butthole

no. We don't have much sex. She says she likes to get spanked and have her hair pulled though

Nah

this biych looks like a part spic


so unimportant

s a g e

the bots are acting up tonight

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How often do you think about killing yourself

I don't, but I do think about divorce occasionally

How is it going out into public with her? Does she complain a lot?

not a bot cuck just someone whos making sure you & people like you fail.

>ask a cuck anything
I'd rather not.

sometimes. She's pretty typical in that she's desperate to be seen as an "ally", so if we see someone who may be gay or trans, she wont shut the fuck up about it trying to figure out if they are gay and talks a bit too loud like she wants to be overheard so they can hear how tolerant she is.

why you even clicking the thread nigga?

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enjoy your alimony forever

Can you take a big black muslim immigrant cuck all the way to the base?

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Have your periods sync'd yet?

Not him, but Yea Forums threads aren't your safespace. If a thread is disliked by somebody, it's perfectly fine that they go into the thread just to shit all over you.

>top kek

Start participating in slut walks and pay sex workers and see how feminist she is after that. Worked on my wife.

Why the fuck would you do that to yourself. Christ.

We got married after dating for a month. Honestly she didn't go full libtard until Trump was elected

The pic is an oxymoron.

why are yo so dumb?
feminist will haul you into court and take your dumbass for everything, and the court will side with her cuz she's not a man.

feminism is about female superiority, not equality that they claim.

Would she do ass to mouth while you are wearing a MAGA hat?

didn't know how feminist she was until years after we were married.

show her some of marx engels work

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what makes you think I"m larping. People don't marry feminists?

were you just naive and not paying attention?

there are always clues.

Is she liberal enough to let you bed down with another woman?

Only women marry feminists.

Why are you here?

we only dated for a month. And she really wasn't super crazy until Trump
You missed the part where she's a feminist. She doesnt even like me looking at porn.

When was the last time she prepared a meal for you?
Also, does she swallow?

cause I'm bored and my wife is probably the only thing of interest I have to discuss on Yea Forums. That and my religion I guess, but religious debates are old

She doesn't cook, I do and I haven't gotten a blowjob in years, but to be fair she's really bad at it so I've never finished in her mouth.

Why haven't you divorced her yet?
What are some cons to being married/to her?
What is some advice (general/women advice) to a young cat from la who is joining the army at 18 and being shipped to boot camp in a couple of months?

How old are you both?

So..... No food, no blow.
And you're still married.

Are you a closet fag?

We have 3 kids and I don't feel like being poor for the rest of my life.
There are many cons, I could list a lot of them if you're really interested.
I met my wife in Navy boot camp. Don't marry the first girl that bats her eyelashes at you, especially if you are used to being fat and lose a shit ton of weight in boot camp and become good looking.

I'm 33, she's 28

No, but it's better than being alone I guess.

What are her best qualities?

she's pretty smart, she takes care of all my shit for me, and she puts up with my shit.

>better than being alone
why would you assume that?
there are other real women on this planet user

Ohhhhhh shiiitttt
I meant to type out pros but yeah both pros and cons are fine with me or just one (whichever) is alright if you feel like it

Pros/cons of being married in general/married to her

Thanks for the advice
I've been a sucker before and I'd love to not be a sucked so thanks for advice
Today op wasn't a faggot and delivered

When did you cut your dick off?

>I volunteered for divorce rape
ftfy

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How is she letting you on this website

I'm a big sperg and probably wont find another woman.

Jeez. Just neck yourself my man. Your life sounds like it sucks lol

Is she a bitch?

she can be. She legit thinks the wage gap is real and gets really screechy if you try to explain why it isn't.

Does she browse reddit

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Can you post tits?

>and probably wont

ok then just give into your situation
register dem, become homo, and attend rallies with her
this will be your forever after

no

she wont let me take pictures of her naked

>No, but it's better than being alone I guess.
I fucking hate the idea of having to quote Bukowski here, but there's many worse things than being alone. People need to get rid of their fear of some solitude, and not get themselves into painful relationships because they can't face the thought of having some extended 'me-time'.

How many times has she fucked other dudes

>how to subdue entire race of people
>poison the minds of youth
>millions fall for trap
>even men who didnt get cucked will get cucked anyways for a crumb of crazy pussy
Reality is an alien tv show

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none. She may have awful social views but at least she's faithful

or do you mean before we got married?

>doesn't like sex
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabababahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhhahahahahaaaaaa. Not a healthy relationship. Being physical is important, might as well just stayed friends if she doesn't want it.

She got hairy pits?

No I mean cucking you, feminists do preach open marriages

It's been a while op
Answer me you hoe before I fuck you the way your wife never does

Why does she not like sex?

Feminist

How many issues does she have?

Op why are you gay?

I tell her that and she gets pissed off and says I shouldn't push her into doing something she's not in the mood to do.

no

nope, no cucking

oh sorry. Some of the cons are dealing with shit like the non-stop feminist/liberal propaganda. We have arguments about sjw topics like the wage gap or white privilege, usually when on long car trips or something. Another example, we were watching GoT and in the scene when Arya stabs the night king, she legit said "this is a great moment for women". She also loved the scene in Endgame with all the women heroes posing together. She's also extremely desperate to appear as an ally due to her sjw brainwashing. A gay guy got hired at her work a few weeks ago and she would not shut the fuck up about him and whether or not he was gay. I told her to leave him the fuck alone because his sexuality was his business, but she kept going until she found out he was gay. Those are just a few examples.

>feminist
>faithful
You're lying to yourself user

sorry to hear that buddy, either divorce or submit to your demise

>no cucking
user she services giant black dicks to prove how progressive she is. Its her job to do so or so she believes at least.

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see I think maybe it's because of her dad. He's a massive alcoholic abusive prick who has been absent most her life, and then her step-dad was the same way so I think she doesn't trust men and looks at sex as some kind of form of discrimination maybe? Idfk

really just the feminism and liberalism

Since it’s just for the pussy you might as well get a vasectomy, god forbid you made MORE? Wtf

That's why she isn't fucking him

nah. If she's cheating she's damn good at hiding it. Usually there are signs.

Funny you say that, there's a guy at work who is extremely liberal and his wife is a stay-at-home wife. Oh and they have a black roommate. We are almost certain he lets the roommate bang his wife to show he's progressive.

user this is a fucking nightmare. You are a single piece of an eternal consciousness and youre spending your life with someone so brutally brain washed they will never see night from day.

I have 3 kids and already have a vasectomy.

Yeah but I'm stuck in it now. We have the kids so I can't divorce her without losing everything, plus it's not like it's all bad. There are some good things about the relationship and if we aren't arguing about sjw topics we enjoy eachother's company.

>sjw brainwashing
time to clear that ego out, and ground her back in reality. My wife attempted that bullshit. That youtube garbage had her for a moment.

>already have a vasectomy
Is there a single sentient thought in your head? Are you a fucking robot, is your body walking around making all the decisions without a conscious soul?

user youre a NPC im sorry to drop this red pill on you

Why didn't you shoved her ass out of the door?
My ex went hardcore vegan and I fucked off to avoid endless selfrighteous banter.
This "I'm better than you" attitude is pure poison for any kind of personal relationship. It's like being forced to suckle on tits full of liquid manure every day.

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Are they liberal? Do you need money for a shovel?

It's easy to hide when you hate your husband, you don't think that every time you go to work she's fucking Jerome from across the street

>active semen is required
Why?
>npc because of it
>already has kids and doesn't want more
Are you a full on retard or just dropped on your head as a baby?

>vasectomy
>never gets sex anyway

You can play dumb but i dont have a ruined life to go back to when i close this tab. Good luck roody poo, youll need it.

What made him a prick?
I mean c'mon
Was he really a prick or is she just exaggerating for whining points?

I'd rape her just to justify her fears and to get a kick out it

Dub dubs dismiss your could of been quads you faggot

You are lucky to only have a vasectomy. I guess she really wnated you to chop off your willie not just disarm it.

I got my vasectomy after our third kid.

my son is a pussy and my wife gets pissed if I try to man him up, so my oldest daughter is my favorite kid

she has a job and whenever I call her at work she's there. No unaccounted-for absences, no unusual secrecy, no texts/calls from random people. Like I said, if she's cheating she hides it well.

not op.

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This is bait

2/10

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How is your son a pussy?
I'm trying to compare myself cause I know I'm one

To sum up this thread I salute you, OP, for this nice troll.

No I've met him. He's completely white trash. Regularly abused his daughters as a kid (my wife and her sister). The first time I met him, the literal dialog was "hey user, welcome to *town*, I don't know about you but I think all fags should burn in hell", I was like what the fuck dude who says that to a son-in-law they've never met.

If she's a liberal then what are you?
Have you ever fucked a man before?
Please don't tell me you're some fucking fag

He's afraid of literally everything. He's 7 years old and if a piece of dust floats down in front of him he runs away screaming, sobbing about how there's a bug flying around. He doesn't like going outside, he doesn't like any cool shit like fireworks or sports. I've seen him at school on parent days, if someone does something mean to him he rolls over and takes it and just whines about it like a little bitch.

You sound like a fag
If someone would tell me that I'd be like eh cool

What's wrong with an opinion? He believes fags should burn in hell and that's it?
Jeez hasn't your liberal partner taught you to be liberal and accepting of other's views

I'm conservative-leaning moderate. No, I've never fucked a man.

I'm not into hillbilly wife-beaters who openly hate niggers and fags to strangers

>I don't like people who openly hate fags and niggers
>posts on Yea Forums
How many brain cells do you have left?

real life =/= the internet little buddy.

Most of us are rasict neets, what makes you think we aren't openly racist

Why would you marry someone you were dating for a month?

You aren't brave enough to be openly racist

Why would you have three kids?

Fair enough

OP here, its late and I'm heading to bed. Hope I made you all feel better about your lives

>"White men can't understand what it's like to be under attack".

I've been deployed to active warzones on six seperate occasions; Kosovo, Iraq x 2 and Afghan x 3.
I do know what it's like to be under attack, I'm sure Lena Dunham hasn't had to go to a convoy vehicle and scrape a mate from the inside to send back to Blighty in a bag.
Seen a mate catapulted 30 feet in the air by an IED but his leg 80 feet, listen to the sounds of a man dying in the dirt while you put two fingers into his artery to desperately keep him alive.
Get an order from your Rupert (officer) to shoot a kid who is in communication with the Tali-Ho's about your location and movements, I have done that one four seperate occasions.
Spend months being shot at with all kinds of different weapons by peasant farmers who have no fear of death and who value human life much less than a goats.

Fuck this hyperbole from feminists, if they want to try the frontline so much I say let them come, when they've lost a limb or two and are being raped to death by an Afghan mob, I want them at that moment to realise just how empowered they are.

Fuck off, murderer. You chose to be a soldier. No one would have attacked you if you'd have stayed at home

How naive, you think your enemies will stay at home if you do?
Child.

Thank you for your service user.

Thank you for your service
I'll be starting a military journey
Army
Infantry

Thank you for your service
I'm sorry to hear about your mate dying
How does that moment feel like? The whole death?

fuckin hardcore man, how many towle heads you kill?

Didn’t this psycho femicunt kill her own dog?

I can fap to this

Thank you for the oil

Good luck user.

Your mate dying feels exactly how bad as you'd think, the shock of the hit, the rush to aid, the efforts to save the realization he's dying and finally the wait until he finally does.
Sometimes the last bit can be a relief as the injuries are so horrific.

Afterwards you have to get on with it and so put the feelings of loss to one side, this usually manifests as complete lack of sleep, nightmares, depression and self-doubt when you get home.
I knew it wasn't going to be easy when I signed up, life is an adventure, you can sit at home playing CoD whining about people who do it for real or you can live it, it is worth it user.

Afghan and Kosovo don't have any retard.

Thank you
Hopefully I get to see war
What was a reoccurring nightmare you'd have? Worst one????

What was the best thing you got out of the military?

Hang in there bro, we all have to deal with suffering in life and we each have our own brand of pain. Just try not to dwell too much on "'till death do us part". It's not worth it man. God loves you and understands what you're going through. He wouldn't challenge you if he knew you couldn't handle it. Stay atrong, user. I don't have a question.

Don't you guys have nukes?

"No white man will know what it's like to be attacked"

Tell us about it, you dumb bitch.

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One word : Vietnam

Gtfo here you little nigger kike. You aren’t welcome. Go back to red dit.