Just walked into a pizza place, ordered, sat down, they called my name, handed me my pizza, and left

Just walked into a pizza place, ordered, sat down, they called my name, handed me my pizza, and left.

The person who took my order skipped the "making me pay for it" phase.

How does that make you feel?

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I never correct them. Incompetent people should be fired until they learn to not be incompetent.

Happy for you user enjoy that pizza man

When I got promoted to shift manager at work, and unlocked the free food perk, I was asked "doesn't free taste pretty good?" That didn't, but this sure does

Looks fuckin good dude what's all on that pizza? And where is it from, doesn't look like the chain places around here.

Ooo buffalo chiken?
Yes pls

id have tipped him a bunch

This happened to me when picking up a Publix cake

Pizza looks like fucking shit... im glad you got it free cause id walk the fuck out..

sorry it isnt literally smothered in cheese the the point its dripping grease.

What a horrible fucking pizza, goddamn.

Once when I was a kid, I barfed in the back of my dad’s Cadillac. Seeing your pizza reminds me of that barf.

Who the fuck gets chicken with pepperoni, your a piece of shit.

Things that never happened:
This post.

Done this twice myself.

If you don't ask for money I'm not going to pay you. This should be obvious.

>Publix cake
A what?

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This is a proper pizza m8, idk what this shite is

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That one also looks like barf.

That was made by some inbred polsetysker.

It'll all even out.

Take it back, someone spilled a salad on that one.

Fuck off with that garbage

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You'll pay for it later when it gives you a litany of preventable health related maladies that you could have avoided had you not been a disgusting pig who eats "pizza" instead of caring about yourself, your health, and your well being and choosing better eating habits.

Nice casserole.

Take your own advice

Pizza with pepperoni, bacon, jalapeños, and pineapple will change your life. It’s really good from a cheap place like Dominos or Papa Johns, but go to a nice pizza place and it’s gonna be the best pizza you’ve ever eaten

Found the Amerimutt.
Don't you have to worship jewish cock at 12:00?

If these don't make You fags happy, Show me a "good" pizza according to you?

This you shit face zog fag.

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>All these horrible massive crust pizza with barf as toppings
makes me sick

That's worse than all of them. Waste of quads

I guarantee there is a form of body fluid in there

I used to do this to customers I hated.
You won't go back to complain because you think you got over on them.

Enjoy your herpes

This is pizza. Now kindly fuck off.

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>Cardboard covered in grease.
This is real pizza

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Disgusted! Thats not a pizza, thats an abortion on toast.

what are you trying to say?????

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American pizza is fucking nasty

Not all American pizza is the nasty looking shit that user posted. Where does good pizza come from in your opinion?

>Pay $20
>Get back over $20 in change

>handed me my pizza, and left.
why did they leave?

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>white onions
KYS disgusting niglet.

Bad behaviour OP, you should have told them they errored and pay up, you just stole food. You are a theif. Get right with God , clean your room, visit your mother (after I leave) and straighten yourself out.

Type 2

You are lonely.

Some asshole put bait on your pizza.

This year was the first time i visited Italy... and I have to say that after i ate Italian pizza none of the regular shit comes even close.

This thread is cheesy

I ate a burrito in Ireland once and it was shit.

wow. the entitlement in this post is just astonishing.

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It's not wrong

The hyperbole in this post is as expected.

>shit on shit
Fuck off faggot this is pizza

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Is that the extra small? Watching your weight?

You might as well add pineapple since you're going that far to eating shit. Atleast you're not a normie degenerate that adds ranch to it.

Finally some proper pizza.

Enjoy your carbs you fatasses

Shit eater.

That's called theft

enjoy your pizza bro, looks weak af tho

Pussy

Only an idiot would fuck with this.

Remove the peppers and onions and I agree

THE PIZZA IS DEFECTIVE

Cheese is a base, not a topping. Burn in Hell

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Hope u get cancer from the pizza, nigger.

Bruh what country do you live in where people are this stupid?

I'm in Buffalo, where everything BUT our pizza sucks. All of you need to eat at any one of the shitty little places in our disgusting city. A proper pizza should leave grease on your table through the box. There should be enough cheese. Then get whatever the fuck you want on it, because you can do that here and the formula of adding cheese until the ingredients you've chosen adhere to the damn pie works out well. It's the only thing that we get consistently right in this whole 716 region. Seriously. It's the only superlative this area has actually earned.

Cheese can be both, as long as they are different kinds of cheese