Caught this homeless girl in my kitchen trying to steal food. Should I call the cops?

Gay thread. Gay OP. Gay idiots biting hook. Dumb Dumb Dumb.

hire her to clean your fucking kitchen

Fake bait faggot

make her a bowl of eggs and tell her she has to eat
EVERY
SINGLE
EGG

No, shoot, wait, then call

Cut out her trachea and use it as a flesh light. Use the bile you squeeze out of her spleen as lubricant, it tingles.

Trust me on this one.

This joke wasn't funny when the episode aired.

That's a nice kitchen.

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Nice wall tiles. Like mine.

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goddamn

that's a nice kitchen

That's your daughter user

lets see her cunt

Can you tell us more OP? How did she get in there? What did she say? I wouldn't call the cops. I would just make sure she didn't take anything and tell her to gtfo.

keep her as a sex slave and rape her everyday

I fucking hate nu-Yea Forums

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>This

Make it quick

Yes

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ciara?

hasnt your mom ever taught you that brown doesnt match with black? that looks like horseshit

We already told you like 5 days ago.

Fuck off now.

I would stick my dick right in that

Sink

u must be new here

I really enjoy the shadows on the floor.

That's a nice Samsung refrigerator

excellent comprehension skills you have

more

>you must be new here
>you
you sure are a bitch for an oldfag

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Americans have no taste in furniture whatsoever.

op never delivered :(

since we all know its probably his wife or girlfriend anyway

blame nu-Yea Forums for OP putting no effort into it what so ever

yeah thats terribly ugly. i can only hope they rent or they paid for the tops but havent done the cabinets yet.

That sure the cleanest homeless person I've ever seen....

eggs

N O W

ciara?

Fake fag

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That'd be the only logical thing since they already have all the black accessories plus fridge and dishwasher

sauce

Tori Black and Rocco

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if you should be so lucky

Take your sweatshirt off her back.

Pull out your beard trimmer and shave her cunt bare. Then shove two fingers deep into her warm wet slit, and while she looks into your eyes - shave her head to match her cunt. Then shave her eyebrows, leaving her standing there - skinny and bare and shaking, surrounded by a pile of all of her body hair.

Have her take a shower. Give her something that fits.

And make some eggs. However she wants them.