Celeb thread- something something something edition
Celeb thread- something something something edition
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I will always stay derpy, we both know derpynes is your great weakness :p
*boops*
Idunnonuffin about that, I only see a boopable nose
what a fucking goddess
jj isn't cumhungry, it's the guy who posts jj that is
Damn straight
You literally just posted that exact meme in the last thread not ten minutes ago
This
Winner winner chicken dinner
No fuck u
Kylie is a bombshell
Ems a wholesome boi, shut up
More? Okay
Shhh, that‘s a open secret everyone knows about, don‘t tell em
NO U
Soooo trashy
I mean this... yes this... wholesome
...
NO, NO U
what do you mean
... but
I said it first. You can't turn it back on me.
Auto correct
>that frame
lol
>Ems a wholesome boi, shut up
Boyish giggles
Fiiine. Gosh you are unreasonable!
Ah nevermind, my mistake.
ain't that the truth
You are lucky you are posting such sexy Kylie!
I tell you user, tech these days, so unreliable. Sometimes I suspect a bot on my phone lewding anons on disc.
luck is for losers
I mean I need to have sexual intercourse with her holes
Someone wanna fight?
you swallow cum, nigga?
You got hacked
Good idea, but which one first?
Janeane Garofalo
>luck is for losers
Yo, if a game has the skill luck I max it out. Luck is best
I don't wanna get hurt again.
I answered you super late yesterday and don't think you saw my answer.
I use GIMP for photo editing.
mouth every time
yeah he loves it, but don't tell anyone
>ywn picnic with bella in the summer sunshine
Pussy, pussy, pussy
Neeners too
>iwn kiss bella's soles while someone hand feeds her grapes.
I just thought ems liked to make dudes jerkoff. wow, imagine that. learn something new every day.
eww, pussy? You gay?
>iwn picnic with bellaposter in the summer sunshine
she knows her feet are sexy. I love that.
I haven‘t yet..
Someones lewding with my account, making me look less wholesome :D
Jesus that really looks like it hurt
Oh kek. Cute you remember
I had some work to do
I am a bit surprised. All I am able to do on gimp is changing an eye color
Jesus Kylie is perfect
Make dudes cum enough and you start getting cravings
footslut
Nice glasses chlo
Life is pain
Respectable.
gotcha gotcha
No u
Awwwhhhhhh, this ones for u *mwah*
Perfect tease!
The best footslut
Glasses? I'm talking about getting Bella's pussy user!
Janeane Garofalo.
I feed her the grapes
I *mwah* you more
It's a lot like photoshop, just missing some tools and stuff.
I'm glad
Just let me have her feet user!
You can try but I'm not sure it's possible.
You will have to fight off this beast, are you up for the challenge?
Yeah seems so
I'm only a draftsman. Can't shoop for shit
Me as a dog
lucky dog tbh
I bet I can take that pup in a fight. The reward is worth the risk
It’s okay, I’m a big gurl.
All my "skill" just comes from boredom and tinkering.
here is you, eyes on the prize
JJ NUDES WHEN?!
So I am speaking to Nina rn?
That's what all skill comes from, user
Must be dadfu’s dog
literally me
but I do, I *mwah* you lots
Kek, you know I’m dumb but not delusional.
That's very true.
This is too true
Have you ever wanted to be a table before?
Aww thank u
Haha, yes
I definitely didn't find a way to swap bodies with a doggo... No no...
Says the guy talking to a larping dad
So how are you?
Need sophie upgrades
right now
oh jaysis look at them foots
Doing great, feeling a bit tired even though it's not that late.
How about you?
why is ems gine?
what about a photograph
some job
gone
surprisingly now
Feeling hungry and sleepy and it's hot af
Hey, it’s all fun and games until you need to dispose of the bodies.
When will she have leaks?
you should come on disc user :)
,,,,
Good evening anons!
I am drunk. Just called police and stoped a guy beating his wife.
How was your day?
Uhh, can I search your files for any pics titled "BellaBoobs"?
Yea Forums is kill
good job user
I‘m watching captain marvel and chatting on disc to a silly derp.
I am terrible at multitasking
Planet wide heat waves, can't escape it :(
why does this website not let me post :(((
db?
What does chloes bum taste like?
>not helping him
I mean, if you can hack Adam Ray's phone you'll find good stuff.
It hates you. But I don’t.
That tiny backpack makes her look gigantic.
Annoyiiiiiiiing
Don't tell anyone...
Captcha bug
I wonder why it gets hotter and hotter each year. Hmmmmmmmm
That's a qt
no
He was really nice too. She also was beating him.
I will let the police do the shit gave both water and they were really drunk. At least they didn't fight anymore. Also Sigrid music very nice to listen to drunk
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she had a black eye. I told him to get a laweyer . But told police that he told me that he beaten his wife
dove is a cutie too! Nice phone cover.
hmmm I have no idea!!
aww ty :D I also don't hate you.
Bazinga
Hi
I also had to call the cops once when I passed by a house where things got thrown and crying and screaming
sometimes you gotta smack em around a bit. nothin crazy. you did the right thing tho lol
Actually the backpack is gigantic, it‘s a optical illusion, jj could fight godzilla easily.
How high are you?
ur a qt user
Don’t talk to cops and don’t snitch on user’s. I got it tatted on my chest.
A friend of mine is in Egypt and it's colder there than here
Prove it
Always nice to help someone and nice to have a story with friends.
For real. A real man does not beat his wife. He will just hold her hand so she can`t beat him. You need to be strong
i was asking if db was that silly derp
Chad?
I swapped with a dog again
It's not quite about helping for me. Idc. It's just about that nobody should go through this
Maybe one day DB.
Oh... well in my defense, I am a little high.
No, it‘s not db.
Yes.. yes I‘m chad
Nigga
Lmao. Madrid getting absolutely obliterated
kinda terrifying, jj is going to destroy tokyo.
no ... u
Europe is getting it really bad right now so that makes sense.
Why won't ems let me pound his butt with my boner?
My lips will be sealed
Yeah. And the right wing still denies climate change. Smh
goodnight weirdos
Not him but I am 6'6 feet. I just love to answer height questions.
You are a Chad? In my experiance people who call themself chad are not reall chad. No offense I am a little bit drunk from shit with the boys. But I don`t know what a chad is anymore?
I hope I will never beat my girl. Not sober or drunk. Just sad.
I meant slap the chick around. you've obviously never had a girl really wile the fuck out on you. hell truly hath no fury
What do you mean they are completely dominating?
I wish I was ems wife and he would beat my boypussy up
This tbqhwy fams :/
she is THICC
I never said that, unless you‘re a creep and I said it to you.
Night poopball
How tall are you sigridfren?
Say it again
I‘m no chad, only chad is a real chad.
Night qt.
tfw i've thought for years that a huge upside to being a felon is never getting called to jury duty, now i can't help but imagine being like "I HAVE PEERS?!"
Good night!
I'm pacifist anyways. Violence is never an option for me
Wat? You sure watch the same game as me?
We are both dumb. It's Madrid vs Madrid...
True. I never had a chick going full on slapping on me. Once I hold her hands so she could not beat me because of break up.
Nice that you asked :)
6'6 feet and a little bit proud of it. HOW THE FUCK IS CHAD?
People who call themself chad are not a true chad
Sometimes violence can be the right option. I just would not beat someone of the weaker sex. They are smaller and are in disadvantege. Am I a sexist?
>db likes footy
I would have never guessed
OH YES SHE IS
I-its a joke. See they are both madrid :/
kek
Kind of sexist in today's opinion
Biologically you are right tho
For real? I'm a LFC member since years and played myself
Plus my computer room looks like a kit shop
Lmao
No you never told me anything like that, why don't you just let me take you out on a date.
Uhm.. I.. maybe I‘d do that
The chad on b that everyone called chad is an actualy chad, just not sure if his real name is also chad.
6,6?
How tall is that in metric?
>liverpool
disappointing, do you have a german team?
his real name is Chad
at least that's what he told me years ago
would he lie to me?
>6,6?
>How tall is that in metric?
type that in google
he also told me this the other day
CHAD POO ON ME
So you are telling me I should beat women to not be seixist? This mad world. I will just only beat people who beat me or my girl or people who do not like Sigrid. I hope this is okay.
Close to 2M for metric brothers.
6'6 is too tall sorry
6'1 - 6'3 is elite height
anything over that ur a giant
Not really
I have a kit of Sonnenhof Großaspach and two of Schalke 04
But I don't follow the games that much. Only watch highlights
>Schalke
I just told you that violence is never ok imo...
What about if I beat that boihole up?
lol. I watched a friend's brother get stabbed in the face with a stiletto once. bitches be crazy
i want to inhale sigrids sneakers after a long love performance
One of Draxler and one of Meyer
Rip both
My two LFC kits are from Suarez and Salah
This tbh..
Depends on whose and with what
who tf wouldn't?
Yours and with my dick ...
I like tall girls and girls and also tall girls like and love me. I think my height is one of my key features why I got laid and shit. I also do a lot of training. I don´t care how tall a girl is. It is just annoying to speak to a little little person. You always need to look down and don`t understand shit. No offense tho
So you told me I should beat up a senior people?
No. You are not allowed to do anything like it.
Only if it‘s a fancy restaurant and you boop me.
Idk but chad doesn‘t seem to be a liar.
He is chill enough to use his real name on b
I don‘t use google, it lied to me once
Close to 2m! That is pretty tall.
Don‘t you think that it‘s pretty tall as well?
Why don't my friends want to play minecraft with me?
>Only if it‘s a fancy restaurant and you boop me.
A gold digger and a boop digger?
you build ugly shit in my aesthetic village
Checked
I bet you‘re greedy and use all the good stuff for silly dingus projects
You guys both decided to blame me. :(
I'm the victim here. they all play bad games :::::(
Well why not?
Kek. Noo that neither!
I would play with you
You build mosques that create the little green suicide bombers
everything you've got in this world can be directly attributed to violence
Nah, I just hate cheap food, I can pay, but I‘m a boopdigger for sure.
No boops no lewds
Unless you're ripped bastketball player tier you're gonna look like a bit of a lanklet at 6'6
Don't worry though it's way way way waaaaaaaaay better than being a manlet
This sounds terrible. Friend's brother should hang out with differnent kind of girls.
I just love tall girls and it is great because they prefer tall man sometimes and there are not many tall guys like me. It is good and bad at the same time like everything. I am pretty okay with my height.
Nice dubs. So tell me who I should beat?!
Whaaaaaat you never played tuber simulator?
/thread
epic tbh. epic
I know :( . That is why I train almost everyday. I just try my best. Girls do not really care about height or if you are really really ripped. You need to be confident have social shit and be nice. I just try to better myself.
Not even remotely true
Your meat
she cute tbh
I like smol qts and I‘m 6 feet so I‘m good, just need to find one derpy enough for me ;_;
It really is, best mc series ever.
This is my pool, it‘s lava powered.
Violence is good? Right?
What a lood girl
those feet will always be allowed
She counts imo
I may have been wrong about you ems
you're alright
she doesn't
When it’s to beat pedos, yes
she was hot as fuck a class act 99.9% of the time. every single one of them has that ability to flip the fuck out if they feel wronged. I've seen it so many times. I'm not saying beat bitches up I'm just sayin protect ya neck kid
100% true. how many wars have been fought so we can jerk off online together? life is violence. even if you don't see it.
Ofc Jade is cute. Super cute
Nooo!!
No it is too hot and not on b.
You will find one :) . I once had something with a 1,55m tall girl was really difficult in bed. Just had to lift her up. Too much information,
sometimes YES
Don't say that. It's like Beetlejuice, if you say it they appear
I dont mean to derail thread but
Nobody killed anyone to create the internet. Delusional
They are great!
idc it was just the name from reddit post lol
Violence is bad? Right?
we all saw them, we are waiting for highres
it was decided that you only need like a million followers to count, you missed the meeting apparently
So what? unbelievably average
and she knows it too
Yes. But I don`t care if they throw a few punches at me from time to time. I can take it. I am just worried about the cracy part. When they start to stabing in the face with a stiletto
Average normal tits. Disappointing for a celeb, I guess.
I bet Maisie's are glorious, and bigger.
True. Way too hot
And why not? You are anonymous here. I would if people would try
Now you say the right things
This is a dumb way to look at it, not directly, but some war led to secure modern society, everything has it's place.
the United States military created the internet. united states military is who they are and can do shit like invent the internet because of wars fought and won. our country is only possible due to war and rebellion. yeah, I'm delusional lol
Thank you user, I‘m a silly weirdo, watch out.
Lol, tell me more :D
1,55 is really smol, I can’t date girls taller or as tall as me, it weirds me out.
Itt closet fags that never saw a naked woman irl hate on tits that look way better then the majority of tits
didn't a bong make the internet
Nah Chad. I don't read through that. Can't take you serious in politics as long as you deny climate change is our fault
Get mad. Idc
Look at this lood little slut.
I'd suck her toes
god she is so fucking CUTE UGH MUH HEART AND DINGUS
No, you just thought a shitty pic everyone's already seen before would derail the thread and get lots of positive attention
GOD DAMN IT
I don't like it. I am here for celeb pics and anons not the other thing. Just my thing
I would love to find a taller girl than me. I just never meet one. I think it is hot and special.
I do training and was able to lift the 1,55 girl up against the wall. She was pretty light, Need to do more training for taller girls.
didn't post the pic faggot
Finally
Me too user
sure dude
pedojuice pedojuice pedojuice
someone explain this meme to me
she is 15, some people think shes cute, some people get triggered when she is posted.
no meme
Beetlejuice is a movie character, where saying his name 3 times would make him appear
Sure. Your choice
Good night all
His dingus gets hard when Millie gets posted and pretends to hate it
We all are special and different or shitty.
Good night!
Need more Kardashians. Kylie was a good start
Most people don't get turned on by little kids
thought it had something to do with thread deletion
Night Dadfu.
sorry user, I got distracted by Minecraft
pedo
>Most people don't get turned on by little kids
He doesn't know
all left ithink
at least half of the millions of followers teen social media stars have are there because they're horny. what would be more accurate would be to say most people don't get turned on by prepubescents
pedo. you are sick. you are mentally ill
ever consider how many of them are also teenagers? or just fans?
night
I'm just jerking off tbh
You need to do it too
na B
kek why would I be mad? and that's not political it's just a fact. the violence thing
are you really a tard or do you try to trigger people?
big whoop, wanna fight about it?
I already did today
Nighty
Ems broke my cock
opinionated Jezebel articles don't alter biology no matter how much you wish it was the case.
Nobody wants to make a new thread bc they're afraid the pedos will show up and the mods will nuke it
Threadslut is busy
jb why are you out of prison?
...
Then just flood it with pictures of Britney's legs and make me cum again and again
so them bregoli and billie eilish tits are just invisible to you until they cross that magic 18 barrier? sure aren't to the rest of the world
You are a mentally ill n word jb. You were already in prison and will be back in there. How old are you? 35? You are pathetic and a pedo. Do you even listen to yourselft? you wanted mb since she was 13 fucking pedo nig. YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL,
YOU ARE ABNORMAL
who are you talking about, who said anything about millie
how was prison pedo?
I DON'T KNOW YOU NUT JOB
kvbhfgxjyl
cheering for the giants for bridebro
i wish
thank you :)
so I guess we're all back because the other thread was nuked?
Discord server for this at UWSCNDJ
Yes daddy UwU
Because one person isn't enjoying it the whole thing goes to shit
she watching with you?
of course!
yes
well I hope they give you two lots to cheer about
o my penis
maybe someone who doesn't delete their own threads should be making them from now on
fam I ain't delete dat shit
so th dick spamming fag was the op of the other thread?
Last time I made a thread I got banned, so never again papi
no
I just want some kstew to beat it :|
We all know what's gonna happen next thread anyway.
wtf is gg
My bae
GIGI HADID
Working out well for us so far, now that the giants have remembered how to be good :)
threadslut????????
testing...
youtube.com
egghand is shit tier sport.
New
do they have a shot at the world series this year?
alright cool, can still post video content in image limit threads, can hover over for preview to avoid the gay shit
it would be a long shot but it is possible if we keep this hot streak going
what reason did they give
i jerk off to her.
spam/flood
it was the only thread I made in months and I had only posted once or twice that day.
Okay. I made a new thread and he’s spamming there. Someone go make a secret thread. Shhhhh
make a disc group and you can kick ppl out if you dont like them
different groups for diff celebs, etc
ok I did it but I might have been too literal