I need your advice as I am about to do something drastic to change my sex. My parents are okay with me doing this, they understand and now some jackass therapist has to do a full diagnosis on me to see what I already know: That I'm a transsexual. This will take a long time and after that there are still 12 months of taking hormones and living as a fake woman (I'll still have what I don't want, a dick) before they even consider doing the operation. I saw on Jerry Springer once this guy who had body integrity identity disorder and wanted to lose his leg and he just sawed it off, then called paramedics. I'm thinking something similar, but can't bring myself to actually cutting off my dick and balls, since that would be slow and painful. Instead I am thinking of using my fathers gun to shoot myself in the dick and then quickly calling the ambulance. My question here is what is wisdom? Since I was more in to girls stuff as a kid I never truly took up my dads offer to learn how to shoot a pistol right. Don't get me wrong I know a little but even had I taken shooting lessons he wouldn't have taught me this. I'm afraid that if I first put my penis on the desk in example, there may be shrapnel from the bullet as well as from the table. I really need advice here. What would be the best way to do this? And don't try to talk me out of this. I'm very determined to change in to a woman. Not in a year, not in several years, no, today. Please help.
Do you really want to? Chances are you’ll an hero when you get older
Henry Walker
they're ok with me changing my sex
Wyatt Martin
no i won't. i like myself i wouldn't harm myself
Robert Phillips
So lemme get this straight: you want to shoot yourself. With a gun. In the dick. So they'll take you to the hospital. And amputate your dick. So you can feel less "masculine" about yourself.
I don't exactly think wisdom is the word for what you're looking for here.
Blake Rivera
Put your dick on the dirt so the bullet sinks into the ground and strap a string around the base so you don't loose too much blood. You do realise that you will pass out from the pain of a bulles especially 12 gauage and 9mm Keep me updated
Nicholas Gutierrez
im thinking of taping a note to my chest saying to change it in to a pussy for me, in case i pass out
James Rogers
1. Youre a retard 2. You need your dick in order to make the Axe wound you think is a vag
Justin Watson
thats a really good idea, i think i will do that. i wanna have a phone near by so i can call 911 right after i shoot
Owen Jones
Call before you blow your seed
Benjamin Hernandez
Just shoot yourself in the head retard. Trannies are awfully disgusting, you’re putting a fucking open wound where your dick should be you prick. Just be a fucking gay transvestite you vile piece of shit
Jackson Roberts
no dude they just cut a big hole in you thats exactly like a real vagina and then you can have babies
Leo Ramirez
Aaaaand you think when paramedics arrive, they're going to see the note, take you to the hospital, cut your dick off, and just "change it into a pussy for you"? And that'll be that? They're just gonna comply with your completely nebulous request and just let you go? No immense hospital bills? No questioning your motives? Your mental health, perhaps?
Yeah, ask them again if they are okay with you shooting your dick off.
Jeremiah Robinson
yes because then i wont get an infection if i heat the bullet up first in the microwave
i cant use boiling water then it wont work no more
they're not here right now thats why i think right now to do it would be perfect
Aiden Brown
>they're not here right now thats why i think right now to do it would be perfect so you know they are NOT okay with you shooting your dick off. And you know why? Because it's fucking retarded. Go on. Do it. Make an example to all the trannies out there who think they know shit. Do it. Post pictures too.
Juan Evans
You must be 18 years of age to post on Yea Forums.
Genitals do not equal gender! Cutting off your dick only empowers the transphobes! Saying you need to cut off your dick to be a "real woman" is also transphobic. Sex change operations are just another way of oppressing us!
Luis Gonzalez
Clearly the biggest aspect of your body dismorphia is that you were born with a brain but never wanted to use it. Follow the professional advice you dingus.
Evan Diaz
ok i'll post pictures after they turned me in to a beautiful girl
im 19
yeah i know but i just really wanna have a pussy
Leo Phillips
i guess you guys where right about that the cap just sorta popped off in the microwave like a popcorn and now i cant fit it in the gun no more
Dylan Wilson
You just can't be this retarded, it's impossible
Jose Gutierrez
i'm not retarded
Julian Lewis
Get a pitbull to bite your dick off.
Adrian Moore
that would hurt even more than cutting it off. besides what guarantee would i even have that it would?
Levi Turner
Pitbulls are violent. They'll attack anything. And it will bite it right off in a few seconds. It won't be long and gorey.
Dominic Gray
You should just aim for the brain instead, you aren't going to need it anyway
Elijah Sanchez
Then why are you having surgery to mutilate yourself?
Sebastian Jones
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Yea Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Yea Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
Robert Watson
yeah but it wont be a clean cut like a gun would do
what good would that do me?
not to mutilate, to change in to a girl dumdum
Ryder Nguyen
i been here since february
Isaac Murphy
Who said it was supposed to do good to YOU. Just aim for the head user, you'll end up helping society instead
Dylan Long
would that make you feel less threatened by all the gay stuff, user?
one less.... temptation?
Josiah Anderson
No, but that will make your mother less tempted to kill herself instead
Chase Adams
oh don't you worry about my mother hon, worry about yourself instead.
you seem kinda homophobic and suicidal if you don't mind me saying.
Leo Miller
>homophobic Kek, who said I minded people sucking dick >suicidal Lmao, says the guy that wants to shoot his dick off because "he wants a pussy". Quit your bullshit user, we all know you are going to die because of the pain and blood loss and you just wanted a pretext so your dumb parents wouldn't take you to a therapist
YOU FUCKING NIGGER SCUM GET THE FUCK OFF THE BOARD AND KYS
Jaxon Garcia
It's especially tragic when parents support their prepubescent kids in 'changing' genders. This boy has no idea that he'll become sterile, for one thing. Or know what it's like to use his dick the way it was evolved to be used. In this case, his Mommy is a vapid, vain, Latina and hangs out with 'beautiful people.' The kid is misinterpreting his desire to be around these women as wanting to be *like* them. The women misinterpret or ignore the budding sexual desire too, and think it's cute. When his balls and testosterone disappear he will begin to lose interest in them and then ponder what he has done. Then the therapy starts and everyone will avoid the elephant in the room: the parents were fashionable, PC, and irresponsible.
Serious biological advice, if you shoot yourself in your dick or cut it off you are gonna bleed to death in a matter of minutes. Also that tissue is needed to perform the surgeries you need to actually have anything resembling a vagina instead of a peehole.
Liam Lopez
>but can't bring myself to actually cutting off my dick and balls it's easy!
