Been shitting like this for 4 days. Like shitting brown water. My asshole burns like I've been shitting magma and broken glass. Help me Yea Forums
Been shitting like this for 4 days. Like shitting brown water...
wtf, idk what that is just stay away from humanity for a while wouldnt want you to infect me
shit looks like ramen water
I hate when that shit happens
If only there were a specific group of people, maybe even in a specific building, that you could go to that would I dunno, diagnose your medical problems? Oh well, better ask Yea Forums.
Pls help me user it hurts so bad
You may have something in your diet causing irritability and also what is the fiber in your diet like
never thought i'd be able to smell a fucking image on the internet... thanks OP...
Before you shit, rub some petroleum jelly around your bunghole.
It will prevent a lot of the burning.
I eat everything. I have ibs but I haven't been like this before
see a doctor immediately, you're obviously dying
try shoving a whine cork up your ass. it worked for me.
You have cholera. Say your prayers.
Also, take 2 tablets of Imodium ( loperamide) immediately, and 1 tablet every time you shit thereafter.
Do not exceed 4 tablets in 24 hours.
If you still have liquid shits after 24 hours, go to the doctor.
... breaking news... this just in, you might have something clogging up your throat
See a doctor OP. In the meantime drink plenty of water to maintain fluid balance.
jesus fucking christ op why are you asking /b for advise go see a fucking doctor or if you cant affored it, then just pull the damn trigger
First. Stop eating magma and broken glass.
Mexifagg here, that's just diarrea, stop crying and drink lots of water, if by any chance you can get some horchata that should ease the pain, stop putting lots of chili in food
Hahaha no shit
Thanks I don't support the wall
BRAT diet for a few days, plenty of water, stay away from dairy, spicy foods and alcohol until your shit no longer resembles rusty water.
1. Go get a high-culture probiotic and take it for 5 days. Any more than this can cause undernourishment if you don't have a chronic condition
2. Get some ginger root capsules
3. get a tube of max-strength preparation H and some tucks pads. Leave your pride at home.
4. start a diet of red meat and fruits and vegetables
5. stay away from fats and sugar for a month
6. stay hydrated
7. If you aren't doing better in a day or so you need top seek medical attention.
Your diet looks to be high in fat and fiber. Fiber stimulates your bowel-muscles and fat greases the poop-shute. Give your gut a break, my friend. Nothing wrong with fiber, but eating fatty and sugary foods is causing a dumping effect. Your body isn't absorbing nutrients. If you have the funds I would recommend even getting a daily multivitamin and a high-dose 0mega-3 supplement with vitamin D to give your body a chance to grab something nourishing while your body turbo-clocks your waste processing. You can't have too many vitamins because you'll just piss them out.
Nice larp.
Wish I was larping user
Pun intended?
Thanks I was taking a large amount of fruit pectin an fat earlier this week in preparation for a drug test. I'll go back on to veggies and fruits
Eat solid food with protein and fiber.
My shit gets like that when I only drink wine all day.
Just eat real food.
This
eat fibers, put as many of them into your diet.
that should do the trick.
It might be one maybe two more days before you see the desired change.