Rekt thread overdue

fucking idiot applefag, next time, remember that your $1,500 chunk of aluminium can't withstand a flick on the screen without bricking

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kek

That’ll need to go to the dry cleaner

He should have waited another 12 seconds

does anyone have context to this? ive looked the name up and couldnt find anything

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Names at the top. Reinstadler or whatever.

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samefag

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Do you understand why that wouldnt really matter in a thread like this, detective holmes?

Sad

that is fucking horrible. poor girl.

...

But wait, there's more!

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>I'll just be going now

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Haha

That's Islam for you

He lost control of his superpowers

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holy shit was that nerve gas?

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Nerve gas my ass, they hit the cable above and got all electrocuted.

oldest webm on planet

I believe they named a new move after her to honor the injury and end of her career, though.

It's called "The Stork."

"Autobots, rollout!"

If that’s nerve gas I’d be surprised - looks more like electricity going through them the way they all move the same way? Idk tho I’m not a chemfag

Summerfag

It was a gas leak in the building. Over time it fills up with gas. The guy's lighter was the spark.

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Ha

Stupid bitch

Lol

Kek

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I think the horse had autism
now it's fucked

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Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Yea Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Yea Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

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lying shit

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you can see the distortion in the image from the nerve gas.

How do we know you arent the same person as those post??

niggers produce the most shit

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Gernot Reinstadler, skiing accident in 1991. He was going autism Sonic fast got on of his skis stuck in the safety netting. Momentum tore his leg and his pelvis cracked like a walnut. What's trailing behind him is his crown jewels and some of his intestines. He fucking ded

lol but, they should have kicked his ass

Lol what a fucking loser. What other witty little text do you have saved? I bet you have the stupid Navy seal one don't you faggot?

that was lit

this.

Do you just save these because you have no originality in your words? It's ok Mr. Basement Dweller, being actually social in real life is hard. Especially when you have a potato face and a gene pool full of extra chromosomes my Down friend. Kill yourself.

This but post the Navy seal one first cuz I know I'm right and you have it.

Bonus is that he had an immediate ice pack

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That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

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typical nigger behavior

please lurk more

How many fell for the Yea Forums pass?

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How that makes you feel, whiteboi?
Whiteboi be mad cuz he a dog fucker

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classic women having an emotional reaction as opposed to a rational one. If you can't control your dog, then you shouldn't have one.

The guy was acting in self defense to a percieved physical threat. He retreated backwards and the dog kept chasing.

Broken ribs are fun unless you have to breathe.

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You mean we are allowed more than one post per thread?

She should of controlled her dog.the guy did it for her.

Pitbull niggerdog is better dead regardless

good dog going after the chimp

Most dog breeds were bred for a purpose. Some for herding, hunting, pulling sleds, pest control, etc.

I'd argue it's always a combination of nature and nuture, but pitbulls have an overly aggressive nature for what many owners expect of them. They make great guard dogs.

Most of the time how you raise them can overcome their nurture. Most of the time.

should have*

Nerve gas

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holy shit

Hang him immediately and cleanse his family of sin by fire.

Incel sighted

That looks cool as fuck. I imagine that guy yelling "FLAME ON!"

thats some good aim

apparently he played basketball by the age of 4

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Kek

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This is the worst rekt thread I’ve ever seen

Why does he back away like that shouldn't have happened
Wack! Bwahhhh

Gas leak.

the first 4 images where good

holy FUCK

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I've got the rope right here boy. Learn your place you fucking degenerate scum sucking nigger

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Yo that shits no joke
I was on a train in Japan and some guy jumped in front of it
They washed his ass off with a hose

Gonna need two for this one.

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thats the best way to suicide tbdesu

Gas line leak. shitty countries don't add the sulfur smell.

>.webm is you

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holy fuck

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is that blood?

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story?
whats so important you have to stand in front of a crazy nigger piloting a 2 ton death machine?

Uncle Phil won't put up with that kind of shit.

>do something you're not supposed to do
>get punished for it
>durr they should kick his ass

and some guts
hes a dead nigga
died painfully

lmao this is a rekt thread not a ylyl. Also that file name

retarded nigger youre supposed to fire from behind cover

checked!

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poor guy :(

Well he said flame on

Cheeeeeecked

I love seeing this kinda shit.

ya know, just hangin around

post moar if you got em

thanks for this

Looks like me at my first school dance, circa 1972

Yeah, but if some dindu nigger did that to me id bring some police brutallity into the mix. Fuck niggers to death honestly.

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its still a bit of an over reaction

The real crime was his socks/sandels

Looks like he sliced himself up at some point during the tumble

Nigger at his niggest.

What a fucking faggot.

>being jebaited

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Max mad furry road.

I think that nigga just went Super Saiyan

Dumb nigger scared of dog, dumb nigger get a gun, dumb nigger logical thought is to shot the dog, dumb nigger must be hang and then his body throwed to a pit.

he was fighting the system

right? he dindu NUFFIN

Can somebody explain this?

>They washed his ass off with a hose
Why? Did he shit himself?

Fuck this Nigger shit

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part of him did lel

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13%
50%

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lole

i like how he exactly knows how big he messed up

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Hahaha what stupid way to die

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imagine the pain, your fucking legs get slapped on the ground over and over again while you probably vomit inside of that thing and suffocate

I don't blame the guy, I'd have shot that fucking pit-mutt too! That's a city uniform, is it the department of animal regulations? He was probably doing his job and responding to a complaint.

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Fucking kekd

for what purpose

Hahaha that sounds horrible,i can't stop laughing tho

i agree it is pretty fucking stupid lmao

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especially that there are absolutely no safety percussions and the dude in the background just ignores it

Did you watch the full thing? Obviously rape you dumb fucking chimpanzee

Definite faggot. Hates women. All faggot die now. Checked

ancient caveman mating ritual

what did this nigga do to get a stick up the ass

Hey, does anyone have that webm of the third worlder eating a cat alive?

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Electrocution

Had a thicc boi pussy

Probably a rapist, and the woman’s family got to him

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>giant asian hornets

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not a ylyl thread

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Long live the king.

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gimmie dat Darwin_Award_Recipient(1).webm

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Posted slightly racist tweet

He just needs to unwind a little bit, too stressed from work

ur dum

does she get raped? looks as tho.

nice quads

not an argument.

ur still dum

typical nigger.

>guess who got laid

still not an argument.

quads checked

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Bitch probably gave his son an A, instead of A+

gas leak, nerve gas

dude you almost made me cut my fucking nose KEK

excessive amounts of autism per cubic feet. explosive results tend t occur

HORSETISM REPEATING DIGITS

He didn't subscribe to pewdiepie.

First off, not Yea Forums passes to view a vid. Hooked the newbies.
Second, those guys hit a high voltage powerline.
Smoked humans.
Gassed anything don't combust. Gas a cockroach does it suddenly flame?
But in Yea Forums everybody flames!

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never gas

He probably saved their lives
The two morons wouldn't have been able to climb over at the top

That's some pretty strong nerve gas

still a faggot

Thanks for the explanation! I really did not understand how nerve gas could do that…

A nig's gotta do wat a nig's gotta do. You can tell by the kid's reaction that this wasn't the first time thos happened

still not an argument

From Wikipedia:
Gernot Reinstadler (24 August 1970 – 19 January 1991) was an Austrian ski racer ... During training for the Lauberhorn race, while entering the finish S (German: Ziel-S), Reinstadler lost control and crashed into safety nets at full speed, where one of his skis became trapped. Reinstadler suffered a pelvic fracture and severe internal injuries as his organs bled out onto the slope.

He died later the same night at a hospital in Interlaken, even after undergoing several blood transfusions.

Following Reinstadler's death, the 1991 Lauberhorn race was canceled. One of the results of this incident was increased safety for future generations because the holes in the nets were shrunk so the ski tips could not get stuck in them anymore and cause such rapid deceleration. This was the cause of Reinstadler's pelvis fracture.

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actually, he saved them from falling higher

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Lost

Another democrat desecrating Darwin's theory. Save the stupid ones.

revenge!!!
well done fag

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Do you actually need a pass to see this?

damn dude thats fuckin gnarly
>checked

that crap attack!

Looks like Portugal, or at least EU
If I had to guess, that's a group of peaceful Islam missionaries, that wanted to spread the word of Muhammed and give their blessings to the motorist

Lost at video, lost again at filename

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>remove kebab heavily intensifies

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shit! that was perfect goofy action!

READ NIGGA READ

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where the fuck did the dude come from???

Your ancestors were sucking shit out of the assholes of rhinos and elephants, and your African cousins are still doing it

Fuckin kek

what are these mysterious numbers mean?
something like the golden ratio?
is it a constant? universally true?

Yes, but it's just the "nerve gas" video that gets posted in every rekt thread.

hahahhaa fucking hate dogs that little shit eater deserved it

100% owners fault. He came to the door and she released a dog that was attacking him.

Sue the owner for the cost of the bullet!

subhuman piece of shit.

Giga chad has arrived

nerve gas

Can someone edit the wii sports bowling strike sign over this PLEASE

deadly ass penetration

true

diy faggot its not that hard

We will keep shooting till you stop moving, so stop flinching when the bullets hit!

That's the most american/gay/retarded shit I've read in a while.

fucking horrible!
what a nightmare! poor woman, poor child!

wat

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>>giant asian hornets

They will kill you!

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they will not just kill you, they would probably eat you aswell

He just use the average number of bullets necessary to kill someone with that retarded gun

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Means niggers only make up 13% of the US population, but are responsible for 50% of all violent crimes & murder.

for fuck

that filename

That's not even a real iPhone. What the fuck is that white spot?

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"Son, why is the cat naked on one side of it's body ?"

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Imagine being a fag lol

i think Ipods have that thing so you can put a safety hand loop on that thing, but im not sure

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I wouldn't have found that all that funny if it wasn't for the Benny Hill music playing in my head while I watched it, thanks to filename

Meowch

oh god stay with the dog while it dies. it knows its dying just give it some love in it's last moments.

QUINTS NIGGER

*meoof

electrocution caused nerve gas. it was crazy. the metal wasnt pure so it caused a nerve gas during the reaction

yeah I know. just tried to be funny.
maybe next time

white kid probably called the nigger a nigger and paid for it; dont call niggers niggers in real life.

Here's your percussions. Be safe with them, you non-spelling faggot.

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No meowch

that's why you never stand with a nigger behind you

background on this?

thanks for the percussions user,
i knew i did something wrong, english ain't my first language

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Do fucking retards believe this is real? Holy fuck people are stupid.

kid fot 9 years for it...you stupid fucking nigger

why didn't she defend herself or run away?

Jesus, now i know why you need a pass to post something like this.. Did you see his fucking face as it went down his arm?
It was boiling as he was screaming!

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Quit acting retarded

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You're just upset that you don't have the cash to get a PASS

Kek

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>trying that hard
yeah, whatever faggot

culturally enriching Europe.

He’s got the moves like nigger

Literally apes.

this but unironically

I'm gonna be fucking sick.

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I hope he died

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Why did he chimp out?

>Oh lawd, he a good guy, went to church and all yo.
>Them police brutality, nigger lives matter...

I swear we need a new Hitler and this time its gas for the nogs.

broke nigger couldn't afford to buy a gun

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I think that's the US honestly. My community is ~30% black and this shit isn't far from my expectations.

The crime they commit and the disruptions they cause feel a lot more than 30%.

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they likely ran that big structure into a power line. death was immediate.

Typical nignog

Bush vasectomy

this shit got to me more than shovel dog

Holyfuuuu

kek

Just think of the stinch of those jigaboos pussies

who cares about story, the clip is 1 second long and nothing happens, the clip need to be a minute longer to be interesting, and not a second of that minute can be earlier in time than the start of this clip, boop boop

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Fake and gay

Poochie has returned to his home planet.

essentially, his ski got caught in the safety net and ripped him open from groin to navel

If it makes you feel any better, he's a 17 year that looks like this doing 9 years in an adult prison. His asshole is pretty blown out about now

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fuck you

Sorry Yea Forums, but Colin Powell should be respected.
Love the meme, but Great man at the wrong time

That actually makes me feel a lot better

Jabroni

What the FUCK is happening? Meth?

The way she's backing into him and moving her hips reminds me of a goat or some shit trying to do a mating dance.

Seriously, what's going on here? Does anyone have the original video? The way people are just watching, it looks like some kind of performance.

THIS IS FOR TALKING IN RIBRARY!

He's not acting,,,,

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He broke a lighter in his mouth

God dammit, it's ALWAYS the fucking niggers.