New secrets thread

I always samefag in threads.

Me too

STFU samefag

This time I didn't

No you did

Me too

i faked a suicide attempt when i was 15 and am considering doing it for real now

I know where Cotton-eye Joe came from and where he went

In college I spent a summer as a dominatrix's maid/butler at parties.

>different picture
wtf?

Bumpz

New citadel, new pictures.

sorry user there's nothing can be done for you.

And beat to a bloody pulp.

I had to help bathe my 11yo niece a couple times and it was honestly pretty fun.

>we ha sec all ve rets
The fuck?

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to the anons from the last thread calling me gay
y'all can fuck off
i'm not gay
this desire or urge overwhelms me and it isn't my fault
i enter into a state of temporary psychosis and the only thing that can satisfy this urge is booty whether it be male or female
to fill a booty hole and to hear the moans of the person i'm fucking
it isn't my fault i was born this way

Ok cool

you looking for some fuk?
i'm a STRAIGHT man looking for some trap butt in los angeles

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You're right. God made fags too

anybody looking for sum fuk?
in Los Angeles and i dont want to fuck a man
i want either trap or female boooty
i just want the booty
i like the feeling of booty
i eat it too
hmu on kik
gottamek is my kik

How the fuck do people like you convince yourself youre straight

i am
its the only way to be
being straight is not gay
and i dont do gay shit so therefore i am straight

im typing this with one hand cause i'm watching some ts porn on the tele so dont worry about it

I did some porn shoots where I slept with grannies.

if you want manz butt that makes you a faggot

When me and my best friend were freshmen in HS he told me he was gay.
He was afraid to come out publicly
He asked if he could give me handjobs whenever he got urges
Me being a horny teen agreed
Every other day he would come over after school and I would lay in my bed as he laid between my legs and jerked me off

who can blame u...unless you're willing to share a wife pic and let us decide

GAAAAAAAAAAY fuckin fudge pakers

you looking for sum fuk?
i dont care about virgin butt
i'm good with loose booty as long as my desire is satisfied

All my friends actually hate me and I'm thinking I'd be better dead. Nothing would change anyway.

a trannie once hit on me and he was so convincing I almost said yes to fuck, good thing he told me he was a man

more?

You know everything on this site is fake as fuck right? All this shit is made up. Except the part about this dude being a fag, that’s probably true.

Sounds pretty gay to me user. You gay

You’re probably right

Why cant you get your shit togther?

Nothing other then handjobs
He did want to suck me off and get fucked but hiim jerking me off was the most I was willing to do

>i enter into a state of temporary psychosis and the only thing that can satisfy this urge is booty whether it be male or female
^^^FUCKING GAY

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Anyone got that NY girls posts from last thread? Need it for research purposes.

why are you guys calling me gay for behaviors i can blame the psychosis for?
it isn't gay you fucking homos
i jerk off to ts porn and normal porn
thats not gay in any way shape or form

PROVE IT

THIS IS GAY TOO

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I have a sexual fantasy of having a threesome with my girlfriend and a fat loser virgin with small dick.

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Does nothing for me. Only dicks for this straight guy.

I secretly filmed my stepsister on the toilet and getting in and out of the shower when I was about 16

Post more of gf im sure there a fat virgin here for you guys

you're a fucking faggot
you fucking homo
smd
if given the chance, i'd fuck that little asshole of yours
mmmmkmmmmmm

She used to be a Yea Forums whore so I can't risk her seeing this. Ever since I found out she was used degenerate goods I've been using her for degrading sex and cheating every chance I get.

i don't torrent my seeds

yeah it is GAY! when I enter the temporary psychosis aka Horny...I look at women and look to bang women in any hole as long as it is a women as an in female

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>turning down blowjobs at that age

wut

I had a friend like that too, and he blew me more times than I can remember from ages 12-15.

Tell me one phychosis that makes you fuck males you fagg

you're a closeted homosexual
i'm pretty sure that is why you are calling me gay
you're calling me gay because you can't handle a man that is so straight and confident in his straight pride
you're jealous and one of those homosexuals who prefers straight men
but not today

la la la la la la la la la
i'm sorry i couldn't hear you
what?

Uh, yea. I know I am. That's why I posted it

I'm a coke addict. Used to drink too much, let that nearly kill me twice in quick succession and almost ruined the lives of the few people I hav left in my life by doing so. Then secretly started buying coke (I must have lost my mind... In fact I'm sure I did due to the alcohol and sudden cessation) and now I'm pretty much at its mercy, of which it has none. I don't think anyone knows and I lie to make sure I cover my tracks.

Addiction makes you selfish and dangerous. You become very good at planning your life, day by day, in order to maintain your double life. You feel guilty but lie to yourself to feel less so.

Essentially you're not in control, or at least that's how I feel. The drug, or whatever it is, is at the top and dictates how you behave, feel, think.

It takes over your life, changes your personality, erases your memories and removes your conscience.

I'm a fool. Don't let it happen to you.

ok i see what you're doing and you know what, you're absolutely right, you win. I'm a huge fag and can't wait to drink on some poss cock fluids and idc if the world knows it

you fucking homosexual
i knew it
open and shut case

Well...i literally fuck myself too hard now i cant hold my shit inside my ass. Also this was a breakthrough from my desire to get my ass penetrated. I enjoyed. Also was forced to suck my neighbour cock when i was 8yo and i cant get that out of my head. I have a gf...but i have cock desires.

In our teens I tricked my sister into giving me my first handjob

Post what has been on here then

Plz help me doxx here need the pic

I have a crush on a 14 year old. I would never in a million years act on it, but Christ is he beautiful.

How old was your neighbor?

No because she posted it when she was under 18

I started sleeping with my brothers wife the night after he died

are u male or female?

15yo...he also rubed his cock in my ass several times...only because he had the first computer in my area and he said that i could play games if i suck his cock. I didnt know what i was doing...but i kinda liked

Did he let you play games? It’s

My aunt circumcised me when I was 15

That's a hard bite

Then who is the other guy?

Yeah...roadrash, mortal Kombat, worms lol and i sucked him while i was waiting for my turn to play

Bite?

NICE

Nice?

nice! tight puss, huh ?

yeah, nice! i don't think he'd mind

I dunno, he's got a bit of a cold shoulder over it all

Biblical, old testament style. Dont pull an Onan

I can't stop masturbating to my daughter

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Male

So fucking jealous, fuck college and humans

Did he rub his cock on your bare ass, or was this through clothes?

I am the alien inside trump....

I spiked my step mums drinks , so she would pass out again, so I could see her pussy , but this time not so rushed , take a few pics .

share or you're full of shit

Lucky bastard when that happened it was "which of you two do best play first" other moped out and I at least tried but other got to play first.

I came inside 16 year old pussy this morning. I regularly fuck teens. I’m 34

i'm through with standing in lines to clubs i'll never get in
its like the bottom a ninth and i'm never gonna win

Epstein? U ok?

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Nope not him hahaha

Bare ass. We were usualy naked. He lived only with her mom and she worked at a restaurant, so he was home alone for long period of time.

How big was his cock?

I'm a pretty big stocky guy 'straight' but almost every weekend I spend with a collar around my neck humiliated by an older guy for hours.
He knows if he calls me his bitch I will do anything.
If only people knew.

that's more of a creep shot than anything

Did you ever get hard or just him?

no panties?

And rightfully so.

Big...i couldnt take it all in my mouth. It was tasty. And he never cumed on me. Once he almost cumshot me in the face

I let my brothers 13 year old friend fuck me. He doesn’t get me off but it’s cute as fuck how excited he gets and how hard he tries

How?

Yes...i was hard. I enjoyed. Sometimes i faped while sucking him. But only pre-cum...i was 8, wasnt able to cum yet

What a great son you are, grateful and attentive to the one you gave you life.

Found my female room mates vibrator before. She didn't clean it and it had her cum all over it. Licked it clean then rubbed my jizz all over it so the next time she used it she put my cum in her. Rinse and repeat every time I found it used again.
Pic very related. How i found it the first time.

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I hope you know it’s been in her boyfriends ass

Because she wanted to have sex lol

I miss having a female roomate

Lol na fam didn't ever once smell like anything besides her cunt.

Me too. Creeping on her was the best. Loved recording her getting pounded from under the door.

My dick is my biggest secret

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I never recorded her but I should have. She always walked around in her underwear and I heard her getting pounded so much I could tell when I guy sucked or had a small dick. Plus the apartment always smelled like pussy

Jews.

I bet u came absolute buckets that 1st time, too.

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today

No. I came but it was the weirdest feeling ever and I felt bad about it. A few months later when we went public about dating that night felt amazing

You say this every night you larping faggot.

No u

Fem?

Smelly part isn't great lol. But yeah same. I also found her old phones which were loaded with nudes. So i jerk to her nudes and vids like daily still

I have a raging foot fetish, and my 16 year old first cousin had me massage her feet for like 2 hours in the back of a car after a long trip.
Don't think I've ever been that hard. I probably jerked it off 50 times to the memory.

No she’s well out of it
Moved her legs , pulled back panties .
Much braver than last time .

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Haha Naah this girl didn’t have a bad smell. Man you are lucky to have nudes. Was she super slutty? Mine was wicked slutty

Yes

My kink is trying to get people to touch me while they think im "asleep"

Use lube and relax next time, dumbass

Nah she only fucked her bf. And that vibrator lol. I left my phone out with my nudes plenty of times with a camera going to see if she would take the bait and look at them. She was a good girl though and never did. Kinda wish i had tried to fuck her though. She admitted she thought i was cute one drunk night.

Ever listen to her get off?

Really wanted to see closer , so I pulled a bit and yea it all opens up , amazing

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I volunteer as tribute

Done this many times myself bro. Difference is I don’t think I’ve been in love with my wife for a long long time.

I fucked OPs mom

Haha I tried, but she said no it would cause issues and I’d get jealous. She was probably right. She was a super slut though. It was rare to see her fuck the same dude more then once. She told me she had over 1,000 matches on tinder

I used lub. I think i was too relaxed...it felt amazing

When did you first start letting him have sex with you

I can’t stop cumming in her tight ass. Thanks for raising a slut dad

imgonna die to cancer in 3-4 months and nobody knows that. My wife and childerns gonna be all alone

Is she cute ? How many kids ?
Do you have life insurance?
Do you own your own home ?

How's your meth cooking skills?

This was a couple of months ago. He came over looking for my brother but my brother wasn’t home. I have a hormonal imbalance that causes me to get super horny sometimes and that was one of those times. I told him to come in and things went from there

> nobody's asking for details on this one

how did it happen? how old are you?

how do you do that?
m/f?

I fucked a retard and it was some of the best sex I've had. I completely controlled her and used her however I wanted and now I want to find a new retard to fuck

I’m 19 I invited him in and straight up asked if he was a virgin

deets

I go on chatrooms and pretend to be younger female in various pornographic scenarios.After about 8-9 years, I think I should stop.

How'd you find your coke hookup? Need one.

how did he handle the situation?
greentext if you can, please

Fucked my friend's mom three separate times in about a month.
Broke it off cuz married guilt.
Bout a year and a half later, fucked him.
Less guilt this time.

what, no tits?

What chatrooms do you use?

I'll help you complete your bucket list.

like ur mom did when she put her TONGUE on MY DICK

Aye cool cunt i betcha did

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I hate greentexting

I invited him in as my dad was still at work. I asked how he was and if he was a virgin. He went silent so i said I’ll take that as a yes. I grabbed his hand and led him to my room as I said I bet you haven’t had your dick sucked either. I sat him on my bed and pulled off his pants. I didn’t even get to deep throat his dick because he came pretty quickly. I laughed. He apologized for cumming in my mouth and I laughed some more. I told him I was going to get naked and lie down and he could do what he wanted to my body. So he poked at my boobs. It was cute watching him figure out how to try and stick a finger inside of me. I told him try using his mouth so he very shyly kissed me and kissed parts of my body. He actually cummed again while doing this. He tried to go down me and basically slobbered everywhere. I lead him a little bit so he got some idea what he was doing. Then he tried to fuck me but he really couldn’t figure it out. I switched places with him sat on his dick, after about a minute or two of hopping on him he came again. I cleaned off his dick and smiled and told him he could come practice some more another time

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She even said thank you after i CAME ON HER FACE

You are the woman every 13 year old dreams of...
Did he cum inside you? Have you seen him since?

My gf taught my niece how to shave her own pussy

Yes he came inside me. I’ve slept with him ever week or so since. He turns 14 next month in told him I’d have a surprise for him (I’m going to let him fuck me in the ass)

aye i bet ya wee dick did faggot

How old is your niece?

>we ha sec all ve rets

Post

11

...

Bumpsed

Lol. I've seen that pic posted like 5 times before. You're actually the fat loser virgin with the small dick in the scenario it seems.

That bitch is burning that crepe...

Kek

I have the fantasy of tracking down my gfs former students and show them her hot pics, im sure a couple fantasize with her

his cock is in its prime state, ready to be sucked. that inbetween of innocence and carnal desire is driving it crazy and you shold help him.

Why the fuck would she need help??? You both retarded or what

I'm a guy in what is probably an abusive relationship with another guy who has raped me several times, but I'm still in love with him.

Lmao fag

My (now) Ex-Wifes best friend gave me head the night before my final divorce court hearing. Plot twist: My ex-Wifes best friend was my sister. Hottest, most confusing 10 min of my life.

I was sexually abused since I can remember. My earliest memories are filled with memories of my moms lovers touching me and haveing me touch them. My mom was desperately afraid of being alone and had blinders on to keep her relationships. They only ever had me jerk them or suck them. That changed when I was only 8 and I was penetrated for the first time. It was my moms boyfriend at the times son who was 12. I will say that I stated things with him by asking to see and play with his penis. So I jerked and sucked him to but one day it wasn’t enough for him. We were doing things like normal I was sucking him in his bed when he pushed me off him onto the floor. He didn’t say a word but I knew what was gonna happen and was terrified. I knew where he was gonna put his penis and we struggled for control of my underwear. He won, he tore them from my body and tossed them under his bed. He spread my legs with his legs and I just stared straight up and the ceiling fan. I was preparing myself for pain trying to not think about what was going on. I didn’t feel him enter me or any of his thrusting. All I remember is waiting for it to hurt then him grunting loudly while saying my name, then I felt his weight come off me and his semen dripping out of me. I already knew what semen was and where it came from but having it in me was a new experience. Then I looked down and there was a big puddle of white with some red in it and I didn’t know what but I knew something was taken from me. I wanted to find my panties but he made me get out of his room. So I went to bed alone without underwear dripping semen and blood. When I told my mom she slapped me and said not to make up stories that could get people in trouble. I pleaded and cried but she told me she didn’t want to hear it. And for many years that’s what my life was, a sexual outlet for any dick that came poking. Took years of therapy and honestly my mother dying before I started to heal.

Holy fuck. :(

Coke is a fucking joke and the biggest drug let down I’ve ever had. Time and time again, waste of money. Get hooked on something good or at least Drake a doctor into giving you Vivance somehow

More?!??? Can’t just leave it at that. This is a mind fuck so unfuck me please

what's your relation to him?

Maybe she was injured

I've had to bathe guys older than that

story?

Samezeez

I mean I know we all have secrets and all but mine involve eating McDonald's and burning all the evidence in the fire pit so my girlfriend doesn't come home and find it and complain I didn't buy her some, too.
Yours is pretty fucked up man, you're weird.

bump

Ever ended up liking any of the sex?

bump

I was look up My niece's shorts from the kitchen when she lays face up with her legs open while watching tv,

my first sexual experience was at 5 years old with a friend in pre-k. we rubbed dicks and asses together while chanting in tongues. i'm not a fag, though.

No. Found out in my twenties I was a lesbian. Still continued to fuck guys out of peer pressure and getting them to pay for my stuff. I traded sex for most things in life until I was almost 30.

When you lolikun irl

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>think my cousin is kinda hot
>have jacked off with things in butt
>institutionalized
>extremely depressed
>high anxiety makes me look like a tweaked school shooter
>sometimes hate my tattoos
>more than anything just want anybody to be around
>used to be such a sweet guy but everyone shit on me for it
>now I watch animals / people die on Yea Forums
>sometimes think another dude is attractive but the idea of doing anything is repulsive
>think about dying on a daily basis
>my last pet was so sick and in failing health I didn’t have the energy to take care of him (depression) I stopped giving him medicine, locked him in a bathroom so he wouldn’t shit on the carpet, and stopped feeding him (he wasn’t eating anyway)
>eventually felt bad seeing him live in his own filth (I did clean the room but his kidneys were failing and he couldn’t make it to the litter box) so I took him out, gave him a bath, wrapped him In a towel and cuddled with him.
>he died the next morning
>dated a girl for a week 6 years ago and she left me for another guy, im such a fucking cuck it sent me into a 4 year slump causing me to miss out on college and practically ruin my life

I use to dry hump my sister when we napped together

Do tell.

Years ago I stole some pictures of my neighbor's daughter off a digital camera. Wickr is EducatedOak9 if want face or story.

I lactate.

Drake shakleford?

I used to do anal at least twice. Have since stopped due to mental health sheeeit and probably won't miss it. Anal is overrated kids.

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*twice a week

Yea bro, who’s this

What about akik

I just had sex with my biological sister.

Her saliva and vaginal juices are still on my cock.

Damn, lets do threesome.

My exs sister landed on my face spred eagle when we were playing volleyball awesome view

Sounds hot.

JR?

I'm still smoking cigarettes and my wife doesn't know

I live with my girlfriend, and I do not love her. I barely even like her. I'm completely in love with another woman, who left me for someone else. She still texts me regularly, and I'm such a pussy, I reply every time. I know she's only using me for quick attention, and I know I should just ignore her. But I can't. Because I'm in love with her.

Pix or it didn't happen

Same my boyfriend made me “quite” a year ago.

Are you pretty?

Reverse emotional cuck faggot

Greentext?

discord gg/PkhdqW

That's right. It didn't happen.

Dude, you don't get away with fucking your sister for two decades by plastering pics on the internet. the only reason I post in these secret threads is for therapy.

Believe, don't believe. I don't care. The point is, I shared and expressed a deep secret.

I don't need to prove it, nor will I.

Besides, we're in our forties... you probably don't want to see that.

I posted one once. I was told I'm shit at greentext.

I still have it (I keep all this shit in a digital journal). If you really care, I'll post it.

I dont even know why I still smoke them at this point anymore

Post

aDdICTion

I think so

Ironically i smoke cigs so I don’t smoke weed all the time

as you wish.

>Grew up in a large family.
>massive line of kids spanning three decades.
>All of us were born between 10 and 12 months apart from one child to the next.
>god damn human conveyor belt in our house.
>only had 5 rooms.
>I guess I fucked up mom's baby maker because I was the last one out.
>My elder sister ("Amber"), was exactly 10 months older than me to the day.
>She was my favorite.
>We played together almost exclusively as kids.
>She was the perfect friend.
>When we were 5 and 6 respectively, she developed cancer.
>It was a rough time for our family.
>Amber would lay in bed at night and just cry.
>I remember crawling into bed with her and squeezing her belly.
>Don't know why... but it seemed to help because she stopped crying when I did.
>Mom started having us sleep together at night.
>When Amber was 10, she had a surgery
>They gave a 10 year old a hysterectomy (they cut out her uterus and ovaries).
>After that, Amber was back to her old self.
>But everything was different.
>We were inseparable after that.
>We even wound up in the same grade because of how much school she missed.
>As we got older, we started taking the same classes.
>Sure we got teased about it, but the bullies got bored with us quickly because we never fought back.
>Why would we? we didn't care about them or their opinion.
>Just each other.
>Eventually people just saw us as one entity.
more

yea I guess I should quit

I eat my b00gers. The Krusty Krab ones, the Chum Bucket boogs, even the ooey gooey slimey chunky ones

Lurking

>Forward to 19yo.
>Recently graduated from high school
>All our brothers and sisters have moved out (married, school, and jobs)
>Mom and Dad decide to take a second honeymoon
>Amber and I are going to be left alone for the summer.
>Kind of a tradition we have one year after graduation to goof off before we have to start college
>We still share a room, but I sleep in my own bed, and we have a curtain between us for “privacy”.
>Drop mom and dad off at the airport and mom hints that if she were left alone for three weeks, SHE’d invite people over and have a party...
>Dad just tells us not to burn the house down.
>Must have sparked something because all the way home, Amber and I are talking about it.
>We’ve only been friends with each other, and we’ve never dated (just not been an interest for some reason).
>Suddenly we start talking about the fact we’re both still virgins.
>I knew the conversation should have been akward, but Amber and I are so close, it just doesn’t seem to phase us.
>We decide to go home, get cleaned up and go troll the mall for a date or two.
>We were naive, we didn’t know better, but somehow we managed to convince each other we’d find dates and lose our virginity that summer.
>Get home and SPRINT to our room to gather clothes.
>then have that awkward confrontation at the bathroom door.
>There's three bathrooms, so this shouldn’t have been an issue.
>But somehow we both wanted to use the same bathroom.
>There wasn’t a fight and at one point there was a “no you go” flying back and forth.
>Eventually Amber suggests we just go in together
more?

Fuckit

>We go in and right off I know I’m going to have a problem.
>Amber has been my sister and my best friend for almost two decades.
>Until that moment, I never looked at her sexually.
>But as she started taking off her clothes, I started reacting to seeing more and more skin.
>Eventually I had to warn her I might pop a boner.
>I’ll never forget her reaction
>”Amber, I need to warn you about my penis.”
>“Yes, you have a penis. Congratulations! You’ve finally figured out what that thing is dangling between your legs.”
>“Look, I haven’t seen many naked girls before--”
>“Any. You haven't seen ANY naked girls, what’s your point?”
>By the time I managed to actually tell her I might get an erection, we were laughing.
>We stripped and got in the shower.
>I should mention, the showers in our house were huge.
>they were 3 feet by 4 feet. Not sure why they were so big, but it meant there was enough room for two people to shower at once.
>Amber was always a small girl, all the girls in our family were tall and had huge titties.
>Amber was barely 5 feet tall and had these itty bittie tits that barely filled an A cup.
>the shower stall was huge, but Amber just made it look bigger.
>Of course I had an erection in seconds.
>First naked girl, didn’t matter that it was my sister.
>We wash, and I’m about to get out when she says, “I need to relieve myself.”
>I think shes going to haul off and piss on me so I bury my ass in the corner as far as I can get.
>She laughs and says she wants to masturbate
>…
>She asks if I want to watch
>…

>we sit on the floor and Amber starts fingering herself.
>First time watching a girl masturbate.
>Penis is already throbbing.
>She asks if I’m going to jack off
>Start jacking myself off.
>Realize this doesn’t feel strange.
>Kinda feels normal. Like we should have been doing this all along.
>After a while, Amber starts moaning and I think she’s having an orgasm.
>She’s looking into my eyes...
>it sets me off.
>Years of jacking off the shower have taught me to aim for the drain.
>That moment was so intense, I forgot to aim.
>Just stare into Ambers eyes and release.
>When we’re both done, I just relax and lay my head back.
>”WOW” she says, “Feel better?”
>Look down…
>CUM EVERYWHERE!
>a little stream of semen on the underside of her left breast (I’d have been impressed if I wasn’t so horrified)
>Another batch splattered across her surgical site.
>and one HUGE slug draped over her clitoris and drooling down her labia toward her vaginal opening.
>I apologize.
>”Why?” she says, “We’re in the shower.”
>But now she has to re-wash.
>”But I wanted you to cum.”
>But I came on her vagina…
>she looks at me with a teasing smile
>”Are you scared this little bit of sperm might get me pregnant?”
>Realize I’m a dumb-ass.
>She agrees.

>Everything was different after we got out.
>For one thing, going into the shower, we were planning on going to the mall.
>Coming out, we were planning on getting lunch and then watching TV in the basement.
>Nothing happened for the rest of the day.
>That night I was laying in my bed thinking about jacking off.
>Amber comes around the curtain and asks if I wanted to do it again.
>Naked!
>Strip like my clothes are on fire!
>She giggles and sits on the end of my bed.
>I start jacking off immediately
>She asks me if I’ll cum on her again
>of course!
>She scoots closer and we start masturbating.
>She’s so beautiful, it doesn’t take me long.
>About to cum when she lifts her but, presenting her vagina to me and spreading it wide open.
>wasn’t sure what she had intended, but when you give a guy a target, he’s gonna try to hit it!
>blew my load ALL over that incredible pussy.
>I must have set her off, because she starts moaning and rubbing herself hard.
>Smearing my cum all over her crotch.
>Hottest thing I’ve ever seen.
>After we’re done, she grabs a teeshirt of mine from the floor and wipes herself off.
>I wanted to complain, but it seemed fair.

discord gg/A6MPp94

>The next morning, I wake up to amber leaning over me… naked again.
>”Again?”
>Of course I was up for another go!
>We sit in the same positions and immediately start our self abuse regimen.
>After a little bit, Amber gives me the “thinking too hard” look
>Asks if I want to try.
>”Try what?”
>”Fingering me.”
>um… yes please?
>she gets in my lap (tiny, tiny girl) and spreads her legs.
>She even gives me a primer on vaginas and their proper handling.
>Do my best to follow her instructions.
>First girl I made cum!
>Once she finishes, she asks if she can play with mine.
>But of course!
>She’s not very good at it and I have to kind of teach her how to handle a penis.
>eventually she gets the hang of it and I just relax and enjoy the hand job.
>Start feeling the urge to cum, and warn her.
>she just scoots forward a little, putting her pussy inches from my cock.
>figure she’s just wanting to make me cum on her pussy again.
>then when I start cumming, she suddenly presses my glans into her vaginal opening.
>Blew my load directly into her vaginal opening…
>I felt a complete paradox of elation, fear, and regret after it was over.
>I felt like I had taken advantage of her.
>She just sighed and crawled up and laid on me.
>Her body felt so natural against mine, then she gave me a kiss on the cheek and thanked me.

>Amber and I fell back asleep on my bed in that position.
>When I woke, it was closer to noon and she was hovering over me.
>She looked nervous.
>Realized she was straddling me.
>my penis was limp, but she was positioned so her labia was tickling it.
>Dick started to inflate.
>She leaned down and gave me a little kiss on my lips.
>First kiss.
>sat up a little and kissed her back.
>Dick is getting hard now.
>She stares into my eyes and sits up a little
>Dick throbs involuntarily.
>reach around her (TINY, TINY body)
>Pick up my dick and point it up.
>She settles down slowly.
>so tight, it kind of hurts.
>She has to go up and down several times before I bottom out.
>She shudders, “god you’re big.”
>Pretty sure she’s just really small.
>she wraps her arms around me and whispers in my ear, “I love you.”
>We’ve said that a million times before, but it NEVER had the meaning it had then.
>Tell her, “I love you too.”
>After a while rocking back and forth, she asks me to cum inside her.
>I happily oblige.

We had sex several times a day throughout that summer.
When mom and dad came back, they never even asked what we did while they were gone.
We didn’t have sex during the day while they were home. Played natural and kept things normal.
But at night? We fucked like animals.

When we went on to college, we stayed together, just like always. Graduated with complementary degrees and started a business together.

We found out years later, the hormone treatments had given her sex drive a major boost. Our therapist calls it, nymphomania.

Basically, she craves sex all the time. Therapist thinks that was one of the contributing factors to how we got started.

There’s not sad or happy ending, we’re still a couple and we’re still in love. Life isn’t harder for us or easier. we’re just us.

one time at a scout camp me and other boy gave eachother handjobs and it felt good. now i rarely use a dildo in my ass and i think im bi.

I want to get fucked by a dog

first you gotta get the dog really drunk.

Really cute story :)

I’ve been dating my girlfriend for 5 years and love her, but a few months ago I went on a trip to Spain with some friends. I let a prostitute suck my cock for 50 euros, then later in the trip met a Russian girl at a club who I ended up meeting the next day and fucking in her apartment for the whole afternoon. all unprotected creampie sex. idk why I did this, I’ve always been monogamous and now that I’m back I’ve just been acting like normal. I have zero remorse

come chat with me

discord gg/GVaSCq

Fem?

>girls on Yea Forums

She was injured and couldn't physically do it herself

I'm hiv positive. Fun fact, no one checks you for that when you work in fast food. One day, this girl that's between 16-18 walks in, make up caked on her face, leopard print leggings, bright pink phone. Thot in training.

I don't really know what came over me, but I had to do it. I jerked off into her food and mixed it in so she wouldn't notice. Ever since I've had a huge bugchaser kink

My secret is I hate children. One side of my dads family (his younger sister) is the epiphany of white trash that reproduces uncontrollably and has as a resulting effect made all of my other cousins (my brother and self included) have zero desire to ever reproduce. I hate those little uncontrollable shitstains so much I just want to snap their necks and toss them into a river as fish bait.

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Do not marry. Honestly, it'll start to wear on you after a while.

That would be called premeditated murder sir.
Yea Forums cooperates with the FBI.
Threads don't just get deleted anymore.
Enjoy chasing bugs in prison!

Well... maybe... I guess it depends on how long the HIV can survive in a headed burger. Still some shady shit!

You at least finger her? Just fuck with a condom and put her dildo in her hand. She'll be fine when she wakes up

... Except it isn't? Like, I get get trying to troll the guy, but hiv hasn't been a death sentence in decades, and murder implies that someone*has* died, not will die.

Fucking try harder

For future reference the word you were looking for is Epitome, not Epiphany fren. Telling you cause some autist pushed my shit in for a typo the other day.

If this is still the original op brother, you a glorious and grimey bastard.

Fuckin pedo

Wiki Criminal transmission of HIV

Maybe not murder, bit still a felony and Im sure if the FBI is willing to after pedos on here, they'll go after you.

Thanks user. Pretty drunk right now, but I appreciate it!

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Also, what the fuck are you talking about? Hiv and aids ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY IS a death sentence. It WILL kill you. Just because it takes longer to end a life amd sometimes gets beat by a bullet or a car doesnt change the fact it is 99.999% lethal (not 100% purely because two dudes tested neg after a pos)

Tl;dr you get hiv, its a guarnetee you won't die of old age (unless you get it when you're 90)

Its a pretty small secret to be fair

Assuming you don't get treatment, yeah, you're right.

Turns out, though, they've made a lot of progress in the meds for it. No cure, true, but there are a ton of chronic diseases that don't kill you but you have until the day you die.

Not op, just annoyed.

Yes, it's a felony. Is it murder? Nope. That was all I was saying.

Cite your sources son. I've looked. If anyone lived more than 20 years after the inital diagnosis, it would be a big deal. Someone would be looking at that man/woman pretty damn hard.

Also, youre wrong. There is already what is known as a functional cure for HIV. It reauires crashing the immune system halting the virus ability to infect amd spread. Then having a bone marrow transplant from a non-infected patient. It has only worked twice in two decades of testing and trials.

goodbye faggots. it's been real. thanks for giving me some scraps as i waited for the main course of organ failure death. i had nothing else. you fucking faggots made it worthwhile.

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Then we're agreed. Why so serious?

I’m currently trying to quit, so I feel you. I’m weening and it seems to be working, although they say cold turkey is best.

We ha sec all ve rets?
Don't dead open inside.

I really love letting my dog eat my pussy but I havent had dog cock. Im so curious and would do it in a heartbeat if i could.

Yeah that makes you gay

I wish she was my mom

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I was just curious to see her secret place , as she called it , I got bolder , I wanted to see her clit .

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I cheated on my wife two weeks ago. I still love her, but we aren't clicking in bed anymore.
So yeah I fucked someone random. I loved it. Im an asshole for saying this but the moment I slid my dick inside that chicks pussy, I thought of my wife and wondered what she was doing at that moment. Made it hotter.
Believe it or not its all made me feel closer to my wife. But I also want to fuck someone else behind her back.

Love you user. Always enjoyed your contributions. You're one of the cool ones.
All the best on your next journey.

How old was she?

More info please

All fake

Pic related is a recent picture of her.

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Goodnight beta fag, I’ll miss the thought of you.

I hired a hooker to come to my work and fuck me in a shipping container we use for storage. I had the biggest nut in a long time inside of her.

I'll bite. newfag?

Blaming psychosis? Why not just admit you’re bi / bicurious. Not a big deal user.

Excuse me what the fuck?

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Thanks, I enjoyed the read. Reminds me of my cousin without the good stuff.

my friend once choked a small 10 year old girl with his cock

>13 back in 2003
>have seen porn on tv but just a woman stripping and showing her bush
>didnt really knew much about sex if anything
>was getting random boners everywhere and jerking off daily
>aunt had to stay with us for a couple weeks for some reasons i didnt care to ask
>small house aunt had to sleep with me in a single bed
>we were both skinny so we were kinda ok in it
>she loved me too so she was cuddling me at nights and locked my leg with her leg
>i was getting the hardest boners of my life when i was feeling her soft skin on me or when i was "sleepily" placing my hand on her waist or her ass
>hard ons became more and more intense to the point i was frustrated and i just wanted to jerk off to relax
>i was heavy breathing and sweaty and i could feel my heart beat shaking the whole bed
>on night of the same torture my aunt had my leg on a lock again but her thigh was directly on my dick
>so naturally i got a hard on again but that time her leg was pressing it down and it was rubbing it kinda
>by instinct i just started moving my pelvis and i was basically dry humping her thigh
>came all over my pants and i fell asleep like a little baby
>next day the biggest cum stain on my pajama pants i had ever seen
>aunt was dressed already but her pajama pants must have been soaked too at least at the spot where it was touching mine
>that night aunt was big spooning me
>comfy
>she was caressing my hair and my chest and occasionally kissing my neck
>i was already fully erect, i dont even know how big my pupils were cause i could literally see in the dark and my heart was so fucking loud i could hear it through my chest
>suddenly aunts hand goes for a dive to my dick directly
>grabs it
>im frozen and kinda panicking
>she whispers if im awake
>i whisper yea
>she turns me around and i see her
>blue eyes black shinny hair, beautiful face
>she kisses me on the mouth while rubbing my dick over the pants
>proceeds to get my pants down and start playing with my dick
1/2

Diamonds already

hot af

I need the rest

>didnt really jerk it off but more like she was just forcibly pulling it
>like she wanted to rip it off but not with that much force
>i came on her hand and on my belly in 1 minute
>she cleaned it all with her sleeve and kissed me again
>happiest kid in the world after that
>next night she asked me if i wanna see her naked
>bald pussy
>kinda beefy but it was so nice to look at it
>she let me do whatever i wanted with it
>smelled it
>touched it
>look at it from very close
>she opened it and told me to look inside
>everything was pink
>dick was like a metal rod all this time
>she told me to jerk of by myself while she will jerk off herself
>asked her how will she jerk off with that
>she started putting fingers inside of her
>up until now, still the greatest thing i have ever saw by far
>came all over the bed the moment she put a third finger in her
>last night together
>i was laying on the bed and she was just caressing my chest
>i was sad she was going to leave
>she was sad too but she told me this would be forever our secret
>she jerked me off that night again and let me finger her and i was grabbing her ass too
>up until now i have never been with a girl and felt so intense again
>i think it ruined me and nothing will ever compare with it
>from a 1-10 scale it was 20 million
>made an effort of doing something with her when i got 17
>she was not into it and she kinda pushed me off and told me to forget about everything
>she was with a dude for 2 years then
>now she is married with 2 kids
>16 years have passed and i still remember it like it was yesterday

2/2

Wish i had an experience like this

Even though I usually jerk off with one hand when browsing Yea Forums, I just stopped when I saw the pic.
What is this half chink half ape?

You sick fuck. Remember seeing some faggot slip his phone under the stall while I was taking a piss. He sprinted off before I realised what just happened

I remember her. She was married to bisexual britni. Man, I wonder what happened to those two.