I am fucking with some people on discord and I need a female to take a pic with a piece of paper that says "Alterra big gay", please also include the date and also don't include those brackets.
Remember to exclude your face from the frame lmao.
>be OP >be Alterra >zero friends that are girl >zero friends PERIOD >only know people through discord >kissless virgin >get made fun of >gets called gay >"i have a gf guys" >runs to Yea Forums >makes up lie about "fucking with some people on discord" >beg for a timestamp girl pic >"heh heh does THIS look gay to you guys? >likeaboss.jpg/reddit/summer
Who cares. This is Yea Forums. Sometimes we gotta help our bros just for fun. All this "nypa" cancer I get it. But also it's become a reaction which is stupid. Nothing wrong with having fun. We used to ruin lives for the lulz. And I know it'll never be the same. Inb4 b was never good. I know it wasn't. But it was fun.
Sebastian Gutierrez
You haven’t seen her face, could be a complete train wreck with a hairlip
Easton Allen
Chances are you're just boosting some hairy indian guy's fap folder, but regardless, are you taking more requests?
Brody Powell
Id say op is alterra pretending to be a girl. And pretending to be some 12 year olds gf so he can get a mythril sword for free.
Benjamin Baker
>reee who cares I said I'd help, sperg. Stop newfagging, thanks.
Jose Barnes
user, can we see your tits? No timestamp necessary. And just this one request since you were already so based.
Juan Cox
Thanks, user. This was a nice thing you did today.
Isaiah Hughes
That's actually more likely. Based femanon helping a fat sweaty neckbeard catfish little boys.
Luke Collins
Ok
Matthew Sanchez
Anyone else noticed the shopped thiccness around the thighs and breasts lmao
Oh wow lol I didn't until you said it. >virgin detected
David Kelly
Thx user, we
Leo Rodriguez
I'm not convinced there isnt a penis.
Lincoln Lee
Its not thicness its literal chub but yes its filtered and distorted. I have a 6 year old phone and for some reason when i use the non filter app camera it says i dont have enough memory to take pics
Also, her breasts look like born-female breasts. And look at her shoulders and neck. The width of her hips. user is fucking fine.
Jaxon Roberts
I never said i wasnt chub but i think fat is a bit much
Joseph Cook
Yeah you're fine. I just like the premise of someone being so fat that their camera doesn't have the memory to take their picture unless they crop some out. Seems like a good joke at an improv.
You are a good samaritan. Dont let anyone tell you different.
Robert Green
Yes user im gardening in this glorious heatwave. Dont be so autistic tbh
Camden Murphy
Stop procrastinating. Spread ass now or the discord gays win.
Brody Morales
Ive posted plenty on here before. This is not my thread and if i felt like that i would have made one
Jacob Gomez
you've got me throbbering.
William Clark
then fuck off, chubs.
William Jones
Are you scotty by any chance?
Wyatt Moore
On the off chance that photo ain’t photoshop and ur letting a bunch of fags mess around with you stop it. Half the dudes on this site are hella bitter and will say anything to hurt someone that even remotely identifies with a group of people they don’t like
Little did you know every weekend tyronne fucks the shit of her. She has had multiple shades of dick in her lifetime, barely any of them white.
Kayden Johnson
Funny. I live in rural scotland. I didnt even meet a black person until i was 13
Ryan Stewart
Arent you that self proclaimed "fembot" in r9k? You know you are not ugly lmao and you prob have had more sexual encounters than most guys on Yea Forums
Nolan Williams
Had a friend from Russia that saw their first black dude at 12. He was a tourist, got led down an alley, and was mugged.
Joshua Long
Not surprising honestly. That kid called me a whitey and i was confused. Had absolutely no concept of racism then. Few weeks later an indian dude smashed up my dads car.
Rural life has very little crime and a white population. Defo no corellation I never claimed i was a fembot and what you are saying really isnt hard. 1 person is more than many of these cunts
When are you gonna make white babies scotty? You are def attractive enough to land chad
Easton Myers
>kid called me a whitey Yeah you sheep jockies are pale as ghosts if you didn't know that. You make normal American white people look like jet black africans.
Adrian Parker
Jesus chris, a girl appears.
Isaiah Johnson
You say that like its a bad thing. I have 6 freckles on my entire body. Unblemished, smooth. I like it that way For a pump and dump sure
No, I said it in response to you literally saying you were confused to being called whitey. I explained to you why that was.
You're insecure about it so you took it as a bad thing.
Jack Morales
Well then go for a normie or perhaps even an incel tier guy
Jack Cox
What is your top 5 favorite books?
Bentley White
What? I was confused because i was a kid with no concept of racism or anything to do with skin colour. Pretty clearly stated. The only other reason for you to say what you did, if you were too retarded to understand. would be as a negative opinion.
Jose Harris
No thanks to the incel. I dont want a relationship. Im incapable and have nothing to offer
Nathaniel Brown
nice shop
Lincoln Campbell
False. You have tits. That's enough for anyone.
Aiden White
For a pump and dump perhaps is this what incels believe? I have a shit personality, below average face, no social skills and the inability to hold down a job. And im getting old.
Robert Richardson
Oh wait, I forgot you are fucked in the head. Either you are larping or you really are damaged. Why do you think you are not worthy of a relationship? Also why not an incel?
Ryder Turner
I dont like the ideals of the incel. Im not fucked in the head im just aware of my shortcomings. More than anyone on Yea Forums could be.
Isaac Wright
>"That kid called me a whitey and i was confused." >Pretty clearly stated Yes, dumb femanon. It is pretty clearly stated. I explained why he called you that and you got defensive due to being insecure. This is reinforced by how you shoop the fat off your pictures. Stop trying to be a victim it makes this really sad.
Cooper Price
Havent seen face, so I have no opinion there. But a lot of shit personality people would be perfectly happy to be with another shit personality person. Maybe your shit will mesh. Plus, not just tits, you have a great body. If you're willing to share it, intimacy is a big part of a strong relationship.
Benjamin Sanchez
What a shame, I hope you get the help you need. You know as you get older if you have kids they have a higher chance of having autism or other disabilities. What a waste of a very pretty girl.
People will shit on you no matter where you go. Yea Forums losers encourages this behavior. Ignore them.
Still curious, top 5 favorite books?
Oliver Hughes
Im an adult woman. I dont need to have it explained to me these days oddly enough. I said as a child i didnt understand, that was the whole point of the story you seem to have missed. not shooping anything m8. Im far from skinny in any of these
Angel Collins
Its a gradual drop in fertility not a cliff edge. You dont suddenly start only birthing downies when you hit your 30s. Also im ugly, genetically defective and honestly cant stand kids.
Nathaniel Garcia
Age?
Joshua Myers
Dont know about 5 but i guess i always come back to the magus and brideshead revisited
Adrian Torres
Adult woman age
Aaron Barnes
>"not shooping any of these" >"filtered and distorted" I hate when people say "I'm an adult", then immediately follow it with something even a child would say is stupid.
Ryan Martin
Yea Forums incels when femanon appears "tits or gtfo" Yea Forums incels when femanon posts tits "fuck you." You're a sad boi, aintcha?
Colton Gomez
Hör auf herum zu hüpfen
Ethan Sanders
Can I be your orbiter scotty? Would you add me in discord? I need to talk to a girl
Its just distortions of a very old fucked camera phone. It hasnt brought me down from 20 stone. Its not shitty quality. Just accept you missed the point of the story and i now understand why a black child called me, a white person, a whitey.
Jose Flores
*its just shitty quity Ive never accepted orbiters it feels pretty cruel when i never rely have any intention of building anything. Even just chat. Im too boring
Brandon Campbell
Calm down white knight. Sorry that your imaginary e-gf is talking to me. What does it matter what race he was? I just assumed he was regular american white, as I literally said already. You're paler than any other race, hence why it makes sense that anyone would call you a whitey. You got asshurt and started being defensive over it.
Alexander Torres
you able to do a cameltoe pic?
Joshua Jones
Nice digits You don't seem boring. The fact that you can hold a conversation is more than others could do
Lucas Long
What do you think of the English Scotty-Chan?
Jordan Wood
What do you think of Mel Gibson's performance in Braveheart?
Anthony Evans
Why would you assume that when i had literally said he was the first black kid i ever met. Im not "asshurt" you just clearly have poor reading comprehension. So you commenting on my skin colour out of nowhere was you simply being negative, pretty ligical conclusion operating on the assumption you had read and understood my story. But somehow you took it that i still dont know why he said it? Im sure you were just trying to be helpful though..
Camden Walker
Is it bad i havent seen it. Singularly i know plenty of nice english people, im also half english. But historically as a nation and even now to a point- cunts
Julian Gonzalez
He is just a retard getting off with arguing with a chick, ignore him
Samuel Phillips
Hey, scotty. What would you place yourself in terms of looks? Have boys irl have complemented you or approached you?
Lucas Ramirez
Pic for reference? I know but im bored
Jose Kelly
>You have poor reading comprehension As you get insulted over someone saying that scotts have extremely pale skin. Good comprehension >commenting on my skin colour out of nowhere Out of nowhere? It was in direct relation to you mentioning your skin "colour". How stupid are you? >I'm sure you were just trying to be helpful Not everyone here knows how pale scotts and irish people are. I'm sure it was helpful to someone.
Colton Hall
So you said You don’t want a relationship. Why is that?
Angel Martinez
4 at best also no. In hindsight i know theres been men who were likely interested, whether just to fuck or to actually date i am unsure. But i never was capable of picking up on it at the time, or to even believe it was possible. And they never made it obvious or approached me directly but if they had i would have assumed they were mocking me The realities we build to protect ourselves..
Joseph Allen
Im not insulted. I simply told you i like it on myself. I like being pale. If anything Im offended by you commenting on something youve failed to understand.
Nolan Murphy
The idea makes me uncomfortae. I dont really like being around people. Ive just stopped caring
Isaiah Phillips
So you just plan to never have kids?
Brayden Lee
You said I, "said it like it's a bad thing", which is wrong. I said it like its a fact. Sounds like you're the one with the failure to understand. That's what launched this entire conversation in the first place.
Jaxson James
Good for you. I’m not even trying to be a dick. I hope youre content with where you are in life.
Christopher Phillips
So uhhh.. You ever watch Goodfellas Scotty-Chan?
Landon Foster
I really dont think anyone needed you to impart the knowledge of why a black kid might call an obviously pale scottish person a whitey. Thats all really. Not really but thats less to do with the lack of a partner than the general failure feeling that permeates everything. I used to be really hung up on being alone, never seeing people. But now i have housemates so its not so bad.
Tbh Im really bad with films everyone has seen, even big franchises. Often i havent.. I think possibly because i didnt have access to a cinema or video store for the majority of my upbringing. So even now ive never really developed the interest. You think i should watch it though?
Adam Stewart
The point is that anyone could call your pale as a whitey and be correct. That's all really.
I'm done arguing in circles as I seem to be slowing down your other standard femanon shitposting. You've been following the formula to a tee so far: Be 4/10, talk down about self, get compliments from 2/10 anons for self esteem boost, repeat.
Luis Barnes
Im just killing time.The compliments are fairly meaningless. Just accept your little explaination after failing to read the story wasnt even needed.
Connor Cook
Would highly recommend watching it. Use the site 124movies.to if you don’t feel like renting it. And no the site won’t fuck up your computer, I use it all the time as it’s the best pirating website I’ve been able to find.
Dylan Collins
No thanks, whitey.
Robert Ortiz
Thanks. Always need a non infested streaming site. I usually just use tpb for things.
Jacob Martinez
Thats quite alright nigger
Jace Davis
It's funny because mines actually true and it hurts you.
Andrew Perry
This guy obviously doesn't fuck. Go back to the board and look at furry shit and other neckbeardy things. No offense to any furries.
Liam Flores
Does it? If i cared i'd get a tan but my skin is something i am regularly complimented on. Its almost perfect. And everyone here is pale anyway. Its the least of my insecurities
Gabriel Thompson
Yeah maybe if I talk about her feelings and recommend my favorite books to her I can fly 13 hours and score like you plan on doing. Lemme know how that works out for you. >everyone is pale here I'm very aware of that. I don't have a problem with it, but you wouldn't have gotten defensive about it if you didn't either, hence I can keep using it as an insult.
Jace Adams
I explained why it seemed like an attack. To which im entitled to say I genuinely like being pale. Or did you expect me to thank you for for explaining something that happened in my childhood?
Ah the sperg. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Yea Forums. Here you see the autist in his natural habit, every single one of them. All of them. Look at this thread.
Camden Baker
Fuck her feelings, and fuck your books. I'd fly 13 hours to look at Stonehenge and get my dick wet. You can keep fapping to traps.
Blake Sanders
Could you snap a pic of your butt in yoga pants?
Jackson Rivera
When someone is comfortable with something, they don't desperately list out reasons trying to justify it being acceptable (like you just did in your last post). Especially to someone who never said it was a bad thing. Oh so now you're manipulating the lighting to make yourself look less pale? Cringe.
Ayden Walker
that was a pic I pulled off google you retard because she asked what I meant.
Isaac Morris
Dont have any
I thought you meant a kinda wedgie thimg so i snapped this. Sorry i have pubes. I shall try again
I can smith rune if some newfag needs it. And I haven't played in years ffs. He'll, I put a Santa hat on my mule for fun.
Henry Bell
I thought you were done with this thread. How about you fuck off and KYS.
Nathaniel Nelson
this is may 20th, lets get fresh
Zachary Wilson
That picture isnt me. You contine to be a retard. If anything my paleness is amplified by the photo filter
Caleb Johnson
it says 2019 07 26 dumbass read the first numbers
Chase Flores
Tat means doxable right?
Kevin Richardson
That's probably cause your a fat incel who can't see your own dick.
Cooper Baker
Im just a chubby girl who likes being natural user. You cant have bern here long
Easton Evans
Oh you have a tat, definitely slut
Cameron Powell
Ive been doxed before. Do your best user
Nolan Perry
those are quotes you fucking pleb
Gavin Richardson
I have it because i like moths and liked the design. Doesnt mean much beyond that. Ive had sex maybe 10 times in my life with the same person, but hell im posting nudes online why would being slutty come as a surprise
Benjamin James
>hurr nude tatt slut hurr fucking incels man.
Isaiah Reed
So this is what you gonna do for the rest of your 20's prob into your 30's. Not gonna have kids or anything just post your vagina on the internet being a waste of a perfect body.
Josiah Sanders
I said I was done arguing about her blatant inability to accept a factual statement. Your reading comprehension is about as shitty as hers, you white knight. I'm staying here, because I keep getting (You)'s. Crying about it makes me stay.
>other chick also a fat chick >other chick also doesn't show face Oh god forbid I mistake 1 fat faceless chick for another. Please forgive me. Just saw your weird wedgie pale pic and can confirm that you are the one true fat pale chick I've been talking to.
Isaac Carter
You are an intriguing person user. I'd like to have your psych report
Aiden Roberts
Its not a perfect body but no i dont plan to continue this. Nor do i consider shitting out children to define someones worth in life, in my experience its the opposite
Also which bit said i wasnt 30
Jack Clark
Incel
Jacob Foster
which girl hurt you incel?
Nicholas Cox
I would be intrigued by what a professional made of me too, but im honestly not some raging psychopath. Just apathetic
Eli Taylor
Cool story, white knight. I hope your cringeworthy worshipping of the self proclaimed 4/10 femanon leads to you getting laid. I really believe it will happen for you, little buddy.
Tyler Morris
Quick lesson:
Non Incel: Mad at the girl the rejected him (can still be a niceguy)
Incel: Mad at all girls cause of one girl.
Connor Price
idc about white knighting or getting laid. just reacting to your cancerous negativity, and how i assume it'll impact you in life
Wow a real incel! Never seen one in the wild before
Eli Rogers
Why do incels assume not being a bitter piece of shit at all times means you expect to fuck a girl who lives in a completely different part of the world. Couldnt care less about that, but you initially fucked up on a post, got butthurt, decided to keep lashing out at her. If thats not pathetic im not sure what is.
Jacob Cox
>being bored and shitposting on Yea Forums will ruin your life >mfw someone unironically believes this Yikes maybe you should calm down and not take this so seriously. I'm truly sorry my cancerous negativity is ruining your day.
Not especially good. Not had a very nice life thus far, but it can always get worse.
Daniel Ross
kek is that you grace?
Robert Myers
Yeah this was kinda what I was aiming for for camel toe wise, guess front wedgie was a good description as well.
Hair is fine, who cares, i'd still go down.
Ryder Harris
I am not a fucking incel you worthless cuck, If you know anything about her you would know that she thinks she is ugly and not worthy of a relationship when she clearly isint. She is fucked in the head and I am trying to tell her that this is not the way. She should go and marry and be happy, not spend the rest of her youth posting nudes for retards.
Jackson Martin
>h-h-he isn't respecting m-m-m'lady >incel! Yep I'm going to be an incel forever for calling out a chick who got asshurt over nothing. White knights these days will defend chicks for literally anything it seems. Sad life.
Elijah Jackson
Im not fucked in the head. I am literally the only person who has the knowledge ro make a fair asessment. And honestly its pretty annoying other people without the same understanding try to say otherwise. Im not even doing it in a woe is me way. Its just whatever No i am not grace
Nathan Roberts
Youre the one who failed to read posts properly. Twice.
Aiden Gutierrez
The shitshow can also get better. You at least have 2 huge perks
William Mitchell
>not grace
Jesus fuck its uncanny, i even grabbed an old birthday card and your hand writing is the same fucking weird
Gabriel Robinson
So unbelievebly close...
David Lopez
I would be curious to see that tbh.
Isaiah Robinson
I didn't fail to read your post, but I'll admit I got 1 fat chick confused with another though. My bad.
>pic related You've done it, user. You are her hero.
honestly id have to screw about for ages covering 'our' faces up (its a collage of pictures of us she made me for my 18th bd i think)
Your eyes hair hands boobs and general figure honestly its weird.
James Moore
>Thinks the thread will thank him for explaining why a black kid might call a white person a whitey
Ok. You tried. Keep calling me fat though. Doesnt make it true
Jose Jones
She wont have my tattoo though. I guess its inevitable two people somewhere must have similar bodies but it was never going to be her was it
Blake Foster
>you've done it, you are her hero. how the fuck did you even interpret that?
>unbelievably close >88889 >88889 - 1 = 88888 = quints >you are retarded
Liam Cook
Hes continued to display how much of a pleb he is with every post
Adrian Howard
Are you even able to chew your own food with that much of a mental retardation?
James Peterson
>making up shit that I never said or thought Making up random shit wont make you OR the person I thought was you any less fat, fatty. Try again? I don't care about gets, you sperg. >durrr check em!
John Long
I don't get to chew anything because this fat chick eats all the food before I can get to it. >m'lady
I never said you cared about gets or whatever. Only point i tried to get across was the exact point you've proven once again. You are just to stupid to interpret the text in front of you and you should be looked after if you're really that handicapped.
Lincoln Myers
I haven't seen her in years so as far as i know she could have gotten it since.
I suppose at the end of the day there is only so many things that people can look like.
A few years ago i saw a pic of a guy who looked fucking identical to me when i was a teenager sucking a dick on one of those gallery popups kek.
I kind of wish id saved that but who wants to have their dopplegangers gay porn saved on their computer.
Jaxson Ward
This is closer. Appreciate someone who isnt put off by hair
How many times have you posted these, fat-pale chan? I only ask because there's a lot of reverse image results and I don't want repeats in my "Pale_BBW_Nudes" folder.
Tyler Sanchez
Im fairly sure im sub but frankly i havent much experience
Dylan Diaz
Am enjoying here. Thank you femanon
Wyatt Parker
do you have an imgur folder or something you can share all your old but gold pics?
Jack Gray
Now it's clear. She has a face like an 8yo down syndrome girl
Jace Edwards
You got kik?
Jace Gutierrez
Fuck off faggot
Aaron Barnes
Is this getting you off?
Levi Nelson
On Yea Forums just once and not the black panties one. Not feeling like its worth taking more new ones
Jaxon Wilson
Jesus christ these white knights are triggered easily. Get some perspective in life incel
Elijah Flores
Holy fuck that pose is hot. Could you do one fully naked? Pussy and milkers in the same shot would be appreciated.
Carter Torres
Yeah no I was talking about the ones I quoted, obviously. They're all over the place. Anywho, thanks.
Zachary Nelson
Im glad No its mostly pretty tiresome. Sometimes you want to post nudes but shitposters gonna shitpost.
Evan Kelly
Faggot.kek.
Ayden Walker
Thus is the nature of porn online i suppose
Christian Myers
Wanna show more?
Joseph Rodriguez
But what compels you to post nudes? Don’t get me wrong I’m not complaining but what makes you?
Owen White
Would you be inter. N kikking?
Jaxon Williams
If I was a decent woman i'd probably be doing the same, people trying to privatize their naked bodies are lame
Dominic Cooper
I like your pics. Would cum buckets in your face.
You like that?
Got kik?
Blake Sanders
you do any type of vid/gif stuff?
Samuel Kelly
Huh. Now that’s a free spirited way of thinking Femanon. And I commend you for it. Nice tits btw. can you post a sexy lip bit photo?
Easton Miller
was not her
Jason Foster
It's all in good Faun.
David Murphy
this is why I miss ID's
Nathan Adams
This thread is reaching max capacity. Would anyone be so kind as to try to make another one to continue it?
>Pale Obviously a good thing. >fat Wut? This is literally a perfect body. Just enough chub to hide her bones and make her look soft and smooth, while still preserving that sextoy, hourglass shape. Only down side, is the tattoo, and the fack that she's probably taken tons of cock before.
William Nelson
Damage control? Thats scotty or scotchan. She is fairly well known on a few boards i would say. Her face and nudes are nothing new
Great raw figure, but have you considered doing any kind of fitness? Like if you trained and sculpted your lower body, man with your proportions you'd be a healthy thiccfit godess for sure. Also working out helps heaps mentally, you'll gain self confidence and heal whatever inner fuckery you've got going on. Just one btards opinions.
Angel Foster
Damn this got me diamonds.
Thomas Brown
checkd and nice bush
Jaxson Rodriguez
sorry boys forgot to mention...these ass and titties are for black bois only...get your pathetic cum skin baby dicks out of my DMs
Luis Ramirez
I know user. Id like myself a lot more i think but im pretty much too scared to leave the house and i guess being fit is pointless for someone like me anyway
Hardly a pornsite user. Its an amateur nudes community. I like posting nudes. Primarily on Yea Forums
Jose Gray
Dude it's in the watermark.
Camden Smith
Damn right i do
Austin Hall
Whatever, pale-fat. I wish we'd met on different circumstances so I could fap to these, but it's more funny than hot at this point.
Julian Jones
I knew these tits were familiar, nice to see you around Fauny
Adrian Wright
>Wont let scotty post nudes oc >dumps old shit
Jose Stewart
Thanks user, cant wait to fap 2 this later
John Thompson
Yeah nah, no shit 10/10 pussy. You we're genetically blessed. Why are all chicks not like this between their legs?
Cameron Phillips
do you post the vids on Yea Forums? too poor for paying for that premium bs
Jonathan Wright
Im sure its nice to see you too user Whats funny about posting nudes that are already all over Yea Forums. I mean i was going to post myself but i couldnt be bothered trying to redownload them all anyway
Home gym? Or yoga with light handweights? Baby steps. Sounds like beating yourself into submission will really be beneficial, ngl you're coming off as self hating and I wonder why you think you've got a shit personality. But hey I'm not here to play armchair psychoanalyst. You mentioned you were gardening and that's a great therapeutic hobby. If a futter tined strong body is something you're ever curious about, I think a regiment and meal plan won't even take ya more than a few months to transform yourself. Browse /fit/ in that case. If ever tho.
Liam Gray
Most obvious samefagging I've seen all year.
Caleb Evans
I genuinely dont think i have the files or I would ask for your kik.. i will look though
I lack the willpower i think. I would maybe go to the gym if i had someone to go with. I used to climb mountains and hike miles a day for work, but shit kinda fell apart a few years ago.
Asher Hill
This ain’t OP is it.
Matthew Hughes
Im not sure why but the soles are actually yellowish. Thats not dirt. but the contrast on my webcam is pretty amped
Ryder Sanchez
No, i fulfilled ops request then someone decided to dump old stale pictures
Samuel Fisher
Would date. Would pay for steak and lobster on the beach.