New celeb
New celeb
HONK!
oh shit, where's his red nose?
KEK
Stark-tits mmmhm
y'know we live in a society
Thanks to stranger things I have a new crush. love this cute bish
Anymore Miley?
Trolloping triumphant trips of tropes czech'd
Peeps
who needs her, when theres chloe
Need a Ryry to tease me at work...
Chloe didn't go nude like miley tho
No.
#justsaiyan
Way too naked
Maya a cute!
me on top
everyone post their dick size
Negative
good we have the tools to make reality what we want it to be
Imagine you say that to your wife on Honeymoon night...
Look at me I smoke weed and have pierced boobs but bad X-men movie
So post chloe deep fakes cuz I ain't seen one
6inch
Her old boyfriend no doubt has a fine selection of her nudes.
if only i was at home, not at work
and not necessarily deep
I see Moner, I press like
yesss moar young chloe!
dakota and elle are my two favorite celebs
Who's her ex?
4.5
What does that mean?
Hey Dadfu, Kateanon, Mew, it’s Friday, is it over yet?
Nice :)
Still bigger than me.
Like a tuna can.
Faggot
7 inches, but average girth.
That Bella is a cute whore
Wait a sec I'll take a pic
KStew.
Faggot
3.5 hard
Not quite, neener. Hang in there qt!
>Like a tuna can.
Sounds fishy
4 more hours to go until weekend
*boop*
pornhub xnxx youporn
Aaayyy lmao
:)
You have good taste.
:(
Nice bro.
Very nice user.
Is that allowed?
Cute :) I'm about that size
Gonna fuck your face
.
Brilliant set
Not yet. 3 hours, then I leave no matter what
Why? How big are you?
so rdy to have cum spilled all over them
yeah, I visit them all since I was thirteen, moron
hehe, I've accepted how small it is
-
>Why? How big are you?
A little under 4 inches
you forgot xvideos
..
.
!
Heavy-r like a real man
Whore.
It's all about the skill in the end
as if that cute face isnt enough, here she is, asking for her legs to be covered in thick cum
Mods
It will be soon
Don't have much of that. Well none tbh
I’ll hang in there, stupid work expecting me to show up.
Hai qt, *boop*
You all packed and ready to go?
As long as I don't post it, it is
No.
I'm only 4 inches
.
.
.
.
.
At rest
Oh, alright then.
degenerate ≠ real man
:*(
I wouldn't, not in a celeb thread at least.
but you're yuge at full mast
9 1/2 hours to go. How are you Kateanon?
yes
Virgin?
Packed for what? Iceland? That's in a week
Vampire qt!!!!
My fetish..
Rude, buy me a pizza first
Hio patooty
thats her place
I won't
Chek'd
Not really :/
>Virgin?
yeah
No pizza, just straight into the facerape
Remember violence is often the answer. Smoosh someone with a scissor lift and see if you dont feel better
JJ?
Hey aussie qt, still sad?
No pizza no rape
Imagine jj doing face down ass up spreading her cheeks what do?
A large amount of scotch whiskey has dampened the sad, which is nice. How are you?
Fine, you get pizza.
lick
You gonna change that sooner or later
Smack this bitch.
Kneel and worship
Eating her ass
Fuck you
Very tired, it's 5am now. I probably should be in bed right now :p hope the heat isn't too bad for you.
I sorta feel like she's fragrant like a rose.
Whats wrong?
Actually david hasselhoff, only weirdos call him jj
Well, everything is better with whisky I suppose.
You seemed very sad the last couple days, wish i could cheer you up.
I‘m very meh, but I try to ignore it today.
fuck you
Eventually hopefully :\
Dont you fucking dare
I've been looking for freedom
I hope the heat is calm today. Didn’t get too hot on Wednesday like they said it would be. I start at 6, but traffic sooks so I’m parking lot posting till I gotta start.
On a Monday yes, on a Friday no thank you. Too much paperwork.
Being a virgin isn't bad. It will happen.
Oki, be gentle tho
Trips of mewmew
enablers
Checked.
>What's wrong?
Fake friends, no love, shitty job; I'm just tired of it, you know?
>everything is better with whisky
This is true.
>I wish I could cheer you up
You do, you all do — being here lessens the feeling of loneliness.
>I'm very meh, but I try to ignore it today
Me too, for today :)
How old are you?
This man is a ray pist
#shrug
23
You should get your qt sleep mommy kate, even though these threads are dimmer without you.
Just a.light maiming, pethaps?
Watermelon patooties
shouldnt she be on her knees, catching cum too?
its not blood shes gonna suck out of me
Plenty of time left, user
And pretty sure you aren't the only 23 year old virgin
>hfw she wants my benis
hey anonis :3
Kek
*hugs* I hope you find better friends. Till then, cheers, love!
Thank you, user
what is wrong?
Sit and watch her get pounded by a 6'3 11 inched BBC and eat her out after he inseminates her.
You came to right user, I have lots of freedom and boops
We can ignore it together qt
I get shitfaced when I‘m home
Fuck off, nigger.
>mfw you show up
are you fantasizing about Emma Watson?
yes how did you know?
it's my sixth sense ;)
word on the street is she loves bbc
Lost my V card at 29. Everyone is different.
Hey babsy! How are you today?
I heard so....
>We can ignore it together
Right on. This shot's for you, user — cheers :)
mfw u here and got trips!
9 inches from the base when hard. Every guy on discord says i have a huge dick.
Yeah that's true.
How did you make it happen? If you don't mind sharing.
I'm sure the hours will fly by for you, if you're lucky ;)
It's true, she castrated me and made me suck BBC to get them hard for her.
I just stopped being passive, and decided to respond when interest was shown. It was never a matter of lack of interested parties, just I wasn't interested due to personal reasons.
Exactly. user got so much time left
I always am right
Handjob from a guy at Denny's in exchange for a breakfast grandslam.
what a bitch
hehehe
karma
The older you get the faster it goes.
A lot, can‘t talk about it user.
Cheers qt, I wish I could drink with you in your house in the middle of nowhere.
trips chek'd and kek'e
lol
Good, well, not lying, swear. How are you this afternoon?
Post it
Me too... The wind outside is making me nervous, I could use the company.
So what? He is young and many women are still single
Fit neener OwO
What does this mean?
This
if u knelt before more cock, ud have more friends
There are many women out there, but what if you only like 3 out of every 3000?
nice normie answer
Then you had better be sure to approach those 3.
We have to turn bi, bros.
drunk, but otherwise alright, lunch with family escalated a bit
I hope to maybe see you tonight sweetie
They're all taken - yester-year
chlorophorm, hefty bags, and a hacksaw
Thanks qt
Would I, though? Or would I just have more people who want to use me and discard me without caring one iota about me? Sometimes I don't want to kneel before it; it would be nice to have someone kneel before mine for a change.
Very few people have nobody interested in them. Its just a matter of whether you want to respond to that or do something about it.I had personal issues around sex that I finally got over, and just took the leap.
Are you a gemini
Your family sounds fun.
Then you should evaluate if your standards aren't too high
Pretty sure mine are fucked since everyone says my ex was hella pretty
silly karen and her penis envy
Who's asking?
lower those expectations.
Would gladly distract you and calm you down with boopery.
If you wanna talk about it, I‘m here.
Everyone is pretty to someone. I got laid and i am a trash goblin
I know you love sucking cock, but how about having your ass bred?
She works it.
Jealous...I’ll be around later and hope you feel good qt.
Then you go out and find another 3.
>boopery
That may be the cutest word I've ever read :3
Looks are pretty much the least important thing ever. You can get surgery to make any part of your body look any particular way. You can't get surgery to make someone feel a certain way, or to be a good person.
This is exactly what I'm talking about...
You seem very nice. Not everyone is shitty, even though it feels like that sometimes.
Someone would be LUCKY to kneel for you
Good for you, but that advice doesn't apply to me.
I'll suck you if you let me fuck your ass.
hey qt! they are very fun!
most of the times at least. how are you today?
I might take a nap to sober up a bit, but I'm looking forward to having a proper chat with you again
it's been too long
Whatever your issue is, identify it, and how you can work on it. Break it down into smaller steps, not a giant leap. Its not a race, everyones journey is different so don't compare.
Yes, I feel your pain.
Yes! As long as you aren't a psycho everything is possible
Well yes but you can't be happy with someone you don't find attractive
I sure as hell will never swipe right on a fat, ugly chick
scientificamerican.com
psychologytoday.com
TL;DR it's to do with the way our brain perceives time as we get older.
A clock can tell you the time, but it's not going to be as precise as an atomic clock.
See, time isn't real like every physical thing you can touch, which is why it's a social construct; like love is a social construct. But it is perceived differently from person to person.
You’re pretty to me
Pretty cute and boopable
Hihi, when I read what bothers you I think we might have more in common than I initially thought.
Do you like boops? Here try one out
*boop boop*
You can depending on your personal values. Generally speaking I'm more physically attracted to a person, the more I like them. Some people are just beautiful though.
>that mew
Christ she's pretty...
Thank you for your kind words, user, you seem nice too.
>Not everyone is shitty
I'm starting to believe
Doing good! Scoping qts before bed.
Me
I always swipe right
Excited to see her in more things.
*boop boop be doop*
I'm not talking about only trying to hit the 10s
Obviously you don't care much when you are simply made for each other
But I sure as hell say no to meeting someone I don't find pretty
>*boop boop*
Oh, I do like that! Two, no less — careful, I hear three boops leads to stuff and things
How did that work out for ya?
gonna boop your butthole with my tongue
Yeah, thats entirely fair. Own personal values and shit.
Checked
Buddha teaches us to not allow our mind to wander into the future because we as human beings worry too much about what we think will happen. 90% of negative worries don't happen, if you do not allow your mind to worry about these things they will not happen.
The point is to be in the now.
perfect
sounds like a comfy pastime before bed
well, checked
Why does it not surprise me that a celebfag is a microdick numale
Kek
:( don't have to bully me
yeah thanks guys
Hello welcome to Yea Forums
Yep yep, exactly
I'm a foot fag for example, and my ex really had no pretty feet. Did I mind? Of course not. She was/is still the prettiest thing I know
*boopy boop*
Mewmew is wew
Now you’re officially in the boop gang, the boops protect you from all harm.
I would kneel for you, it has to be a even giving and taking for everyone to be happy. Don‘t give yourself away for cheap and value yourself.
Unless you feel very slutty, sometimes it happens :D
That would feel nice
No lewd boops!!!!
oki dokes
I know, but it still hurts :(
I'm a tits man myself, and the last girl I loved got a reduction, but I still adored her.
>That would feel nice
>No lewd boops!!!!
We can just call it something else ...
IT'S SO CUTE IM GONNA EAT IT
Yes please, booping is pure
Guess it was necessary for her health
If there is a boop gang, what are the colors?
pride
Indeed. But thats a part of life.
EeeeeeeeEEEEeeeeEEeeeeeep!!!!!!!!!
>boop gang
Aw yeah.
>I would kneel for you
And I, for you — it's always nicer when it's mutual.
>unless you feel very slutty
So true :3
>Value yourself
Something I struggle with but your kind sentiments this night are welcomed; user, you're alright
Need someone sitting on my face tho
splorted
Then go back to your safe space faggot
I think the core of the boopgang should invent a flag.
We need to open a group with neeners, nessa, you and me. Maybe someone else I forgot about.
Sorry?
Life is full of surprises
splorted
you know, when the stuff comes out.
now it is too obvious you two got beef. sort it out
Please stop :(
Ohhh...
Well stop!?
You love it
She is very pretty
oh image limit I c
No. Fuck you
We‘d have a lot of fun, too bad you‘re the furthest away possible.
I like the cute aussie user who doesn‘t do anything else than lewding.
There‘s actually a cute behind that slooty facade
I was gonna post a rare bug bunny king meme now I can't. Oh well.
>Too bad you're the furthest away possible
Story of my life...
maybe another day, another year then.
No I don't...
Yes she is. Her eyes are super mesmerising
>I can do that user, meet me at the old train station in the night when the moon is full
see you then bb
Just curious wat the hell is booping? Like wheb you boop someone on the nose?
;__;
Yes ...
This faggotry directly contradicts the spirit of Yea Forums. Why the fuck are you fags allowed to exist? This board is a homosexual hugbox ffs.
Yep
No unknown user...
...
dont cryin
Insult him and I will kick you from your chair
>No unknown user...
You're being mean, I'm just enjoying it.
Shut the fuck up
imagine me not railing the shit out of my girlfriend hundreds of times before marrying her.
She has nothing but dresses and pants with holes in them
Nigger fuck off
Internet tough guys are pathetic
She has HIDEOUS feet