Ask a Pepsi merchandiser anything. I work in the South LA/Central LA/ Paramount /Downey area...

nice

LA

South LA, Huntington Park

And with OT, you'll be making $52k

Solid

Why do you spend 70+ hours selling sugared water?

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$$$

dude is making bank

This is true.

Merchandising is so easy but it's kinda boring. Have you ever tried distro? I've been delivering/selling beer for like right years in TX. Worked in a warehouse in Downey for a bit. It was by a shutdown mental hospital or something.

fuck off

No

That was mean. You should apologize to the original poster of the thread.

Say sorry

Fuck, dude! Enough already. Jesus!!

user, apologize to op. He didn't deserve that.

Bad fellowship

I really, really, really like these threads

me too

kool beans

Me three

Splendid

Indubitably

me 4

Not a Pepsi Merchandiser, but a 7Up merch. I started at $16.95. why does KeurigDrPepper pay more than PepsiCo when PepsiCo is probably the biggest consumer goods company in the world?

Do you ever wish that you were a Coke vendor instead?

No, they only hire illegals and ms-13

That's not fair

Nice consecutive digits user

Thanks, I'm blessed in digits and having a upper middle class job

What the heck is going on in this thread?

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Is it worth it do drop my OTR position to come back and work closer to home?

How much do you earn and how do you get into merchandising?

How do I get my foot in the door? I'd like to be a Pepsi merchandiser too.

Neato burrito

Yikes

wat

Do you have any qualms about being an active contributor to human mediocrity?

and / or

How often do you have suicidal ideation?

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Look at this dood. tsk

Why

Why not?

None of ur beeswax

hay

Cool dubs Yea Forumsro

Thanks

You're welcome

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Nice 9/11 get

Thank you sir

WTF it's still up

Anytime

?

created at 4:30 am pacific time, now almost 10

yeah buddy

You almost got trips!

Woah lol

That's cool

Checked

nice

And I make five.

I bet your parents are proud as fuck

Yes indeedy

Yes

You almost got dubs!

Woah lol

Why does it look like you're a Dr Pepper mechandiser?

This is a good observation.

OP pls respond

I make $18.18 stocking groceries in Las Vegas, 40 hours a week. Sucks you gotta work even longer hours just to make what I make in a week, faggot. What's it like being this much of a cuck slave for Pepsi

>make $18.18 stocking groceries in Las Vegas

Hi fellow vegas rsident, what store is this? Smith's? Albertsons?

Gosh man. That was a little harsh. Don't ya think?

>This is a good observation.
>OP pls respond

Its not, Dr.Pepper7Up guys have green unis

You almost got trips!

is it all worth it

Woah lol

You almost got dubs!

Woah lol

didn't u used to post this same kind of copy with a butterface girl?

Yeah ok

YES

Is it worth it for spics and niggers calling you pepsiman?

Dude. Nobody says that.

I am now

You haven't worked retail before. They like to rub it in

That's not nice though

You almost got dubs!

Such is life with those people

Woah lol

You too

It's like disney land I put a show on for the customers and then I go smoke a cig in my Mickey costume and talk shit about them

lol and you actually got dubs

How long did it take you to move from greeter to stocker, retard?

But he has a lot more freedom. He drives from store to store, isn't locked into one shitty location with some shitty boss. If he does his job well, he gets left alone, and he doesn't have to live in Shitty Las Vegas.

Totally get it. And he will have a way to work his way up to sales and distribution, quality control, or many other areas.

Hey dude you probably service our gas station off florence and Broadway. The shell lol. There's a dispensary closely all over the place in that area lol

>And he will have a way to work his way up to sales and distribution

youve never worked distribution before. lol, most are lifers. and the few that are selected are in the old boys club. you really think people who started off as merchandisers are becoming managers or analysts

This is a good thread

It is

Great minds think alike

and just like that, you got dubs>Hey dude you probably service our gas station off florence and Broadway. The shell lol. There's a dispensary closely all over the place in that area lol

Is that near a Superior?

Why haven't you killed yourself already? This job sounds boring and depressing.

Damn. Two 9/11 gets in one thread. Good shit bros.

>Why haven't you killed yourself already? This job sounds boring and depressing.

this guy sounds tough. Merchandisers can make $42K starting and $55-60, I dont know why he is being a dick

bro answer me

handsome

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ty

whoa, another dubs

Because the salary doesn't matter if the job is depressing.

Where you the dude that put a 2L bottle up the ass of other user?

>Because the salary doesn't matter if the job is depressing.
Kinda depends, one person might like it , another might hate it

You too nigga

thanks man. that guy still hasnt responded to me though

That is pretty crummy

another dubs

Bepis bump

Why do you distribute literal poison that is rotting our Nation from with in?

He doesn't. He's doing the Lord's work.

Hi. Im a pig benis manager in suckadick chillinios and I drive a ferd f-teenthousand and lemme tell you life couldnt be more swell. My girlfriend only has 2 other boyfriends, and I am planning on saving up enough money to rent a 1 bedroom apartment. I used to smoke asphalt but it got expensive so I went to styrofoam.... Actually i different high but trust me, gets you there and them some. I am 32, ask me anything and not this fuck bitch pepsi hoe

How much is your salary?

Not op, but he's gotta be making hella bank

Most def

I get paid in bepis points

Hell to the muthafuckin yeah

Nice man

Mmm. Pepsi.

Are you ever tempted to drink the merchandise?

All the time

I'd be tempted to drink the Pepsi max

bump

How big is your dick?

ayy can i get yo numba

Smith's. But the union fucked over anyone hired after 2014 by changing the contract to where the top out is only $15 bucks. That's what Walmart's top out is as well. I got lucky when I applied for Smith's in 2014

Ok

Don't have anything to ask but you guys are cool. I work at target (in the socal area) and you guys are always super chill.

Interdasting

Lit server xCy3YA

You almost got dubs!

You get a lot of pussy in that job?

Woah lol

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell lol. I'm not complaining though.

Biggest? What about Coca-Cola? Have you lost your fucking mind?

OK, so hypothetically, IF you got some pussy on the job, where would be the best place to do the deed?

>I drive my car all over the area

He can just have a quickie in the back of his car if wants to

You almost got trips!

Woah lol

What does your elbow look like?

Macaroni

thats pimp

You almost got quints!

Woah lol

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hella nice

You almost got dubs!

Woah lol

YOU almost got dubs!

Sup op did u try taqueria de anda yet?

Woah lol

Solid thread brother. Keep up the good work.

Thanks man!

Definitely have to agree. Can't believe I'm saying this, but for once OP is NOT a faggot.

>spot the coke shill
Fucking POS kys and apologize

Not yet.. soon

How the hell is this thread still going after 9 FUCKING HOURS?

Ouch.. doesn't this seem a little unnecessarily harsh, user? Please try not offend your fellow Yea Forumsros in the future. Thanks in advance!

This

sorry senpai

On behalf of this entire Yea Forumsoard, I want to thank you for your service OP.

You almost got dubs!

Woah lol

bump

A little over 8 inches long

I really, really, really like this image

You guys are almost as big of faggots as Faygo. My last order took 3 weeks to be delivered, THREE FUCKING WEEKS. Because when 7up tried originally delivering it, you brought it to my store at 7pm at fucking night.

So do I. OP is handsome af.

You've been posting this thread for like 3 months. Holy fuck you are so pathetic, hating your miserable existence and trying to make it seem not bad by telling NEETS you make more than minimum wage. Kill yourself faggot

Fuck off disgusting coke shill

You almost got dubs!

Woah lol

that wasn't even close to dubs

DIE COKE SHILL. /b IS A MOUNTAIN DEW © SITE

>shilling this hard

Coke shill mad that he never had an army LMAO

I just realized all the details you give... So you're probably trying to get this guy in OP doxxed... Interesting. Also praying you are samefagging and there aren't really people defending you. Again, kill yourself.

>drinking coca cola

Shiggy diggy

>LE SECRET RECIPE
Go away, shill

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Hello newfriend. Welcome to Yea Forums!

Hi, I'm new to the quality post industry and looking to freelance some day. Mind cracking a warm pissterine and telling me how you got wher eyou are?

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You almost got dubs!

Woah lol

>Implying PepsiCo's nasty Red Bull is superior to Coke's Monster line

RIP to the illegal Mexican who'll get the fall for this

>drinking monster or red bull when rockstar and reign make drinks with 300+ mg caffeine

Spotted the normie

Hard work, picked myself up by my cockstrap. Never stopped believing. Kept pushing forwards until I achieved the americuck dream. I faked it till I make it. Currently on 37k/y literally buying oreos by the truckload, not a dent on my wallet. Im like a shark, never stopping unles Im stopped but I cant be stopped.

You almost got dubs!

Woah lol

Jokes on you....normie. I don't need caffeine. I pop Addie's or smoke meth.

10 hours now

Why would you do such a thing?

I also eat at Alberto's!!
What do you usually order?

>and I work 70+ hrs a week

And you still have time to slay pussy?

If you work for Pepsi you're a pussy magnet

Tacos obviously

You almost got dubs!

Woah lol

YOU almost got dubs!

Woah lol

This nigga still working?

>YOU almost got dubs!

YOU almost got dubs!

Woah lol

I GOT DUBS

Checked

I own shares in coca cola and its made me a bunch of money

There was once a costa coffee store which i found selling pepsi which was weird since coca cola owns costa so I wrote to head office and they started selling coca and ditched pepsi

fuck pepsi

Do you have the day off? Is this why your shit posting on Yea Forums?

fuk u asshole

He must get lots of days off then since i see this thread every fucking day

I have one day off, in which I work at El Super

I'm going to have to respectfully disagree. This is a quality thread and we are blessed to have it.

You almost got dubs!

Woah lol

pics?

Gay

no u

checked

What a blessed thread

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Pretty sure it's copy pasta at this point.

Ew

When are you going to stop posting this same fucking thread on a daily basis?

When you don't get dubs

I agree. This thread is fantastic.

Indubitably

It's okay

No. It's amaze balls.

Alberto's is absolutely disgusting. Albert's is where its at.

Ya ok

Actually its Rigiberto's

Doubt it

F that S

I'm sorry but you can't beat Albert's carne asada fries with a large horchata, you just can't. That's why they have two locations in Norwalk, it's THAT good.

They have authentic Mexican food. Albertos is like McDonald's

11 hours and counting

And He's working

he's definitely working for me. i'm gunna cum soon.

>Implying a meal from McDonald's isn't equivalent to eating like a king

>Implying a meal from McDonald's isn't equivalent to eating like a king

Its dry af user

You can beat that easily with Ground Beef Sandwich from McDonald's with a side of papas fritas and an ice cold Pepsi to drink.

Nah

Why dont you man up and get your CDL? Your company will train you for free.

Im an ex Budweiser merch. Now Im a driver. $70k a year 4 days a week. Yee yee

You almost got dubs!

Woah lol

What if he's going to college?

Also LoL at being a truck driver right now. I hope you'll be retiring in 5 years

He already graduated, user. You need at least a master's to get hired as a merchandiser for Pepsi.

damn, thats some strict hiring policies.

Is user home yet?

You're a big guy

What's the best way to remove a beetroot salad stain from a pair of beige slacks?

Idk

You almost got dubs!

Woah lol

YOU almost got dubs!

Woah lol

Well, thank you for your time anyway. You have a good day now.

You're welcome and thank you too. I hope you have a good day as well.

I don't have a question. I just want to thank you for everything you do. You're making the world a better place.

You should post these threads more often. It seems that whenever I see them, it's just before they 404. Please post more often OP.

^^^ THIS

AND I JUST SAVED IT FROM 404'ING AAIN

Nice!

You almost got dubs!

Woah lol

You saved a thread that's been up for 12 hours. How often does a thread last 12 hours on Yea Forums?

I'm genuinely curious myself. Wonder if anyone knows.

You almost got trips!

Woah lol

You almost got dubs!

Woah lol

ur our hero

Did he finish his shift yet?

I think he had the day off

This thread is full of newfags. That haven't seen this being posted every single fucking day.

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Every... fucking... day... for... MONTHS.

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FOR... FUCKING.. MONTHS!

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FUCK ALL YOU FAGGOTS. FUCKING FUCKTARDS ALL OF YOU.

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Femanon here. He should be my sex instructor.

all its good to see capitalist Russia

Is she a Coke merchandiser?

shes probably the sales rep who took credit for the display

Well, she definitely gets credit for my display

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ur a big guy

Oh my

You almost got dubs!

Woah lol

What is a merchandiser?

Shut up punk ass bitch

would you take a shit for $17,000,000,000,000?