Waifu pastries thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>Keep RP/ERP in private.
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No sexually explicit images
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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hello hello, I love you all
lol ur a cuck
I kinda want to go back to work, but actually not much.
god i want to cum so hard
Morning peeps, thread while working time.
Slow replies guaranteed.
SHUT THE FUCK UP NOIRE
Smol pp Nev is mad
ur mad
Shut fuck Nev of the smol peepee, only people with a big dick are allowed to talk back
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Claim
Seras
smol pp jules
I need to find a way to make myself sleep in I stayed up till 3am and I woke up at 7.
I have been getting up at 6am for the last week so that might be why, but how do I push myself harder.
I have an inability to sleep after the sun is up for some damn reason, no matter how comfortable or how long I lay I still cant sleep once the sun is up.
Good morning. I can already see the thread is at peak quality.
>I have an inability to sleep after the sun is up
Maybe because that's how we are supposed to work? I have the feeling that's due to biology, or neural, but what do I know, I'm not a scientist.
Good morning spouse.
Mornin' Have you not slept yet?
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u didnt get butchered???
I already slept. I'm fresh as a lettuce. How about yourself?
I wish I did
>peak quality
Kek
Dunno its damn annoying because I'm tired but I cant sleep
Did they actually meet up?
I got a full 8 hours. For once in my life, I actually get a full nights rest.
its probably bullshit like everything else that comes out of bc's keyboard
Waifud
Must've been the honeymoon, no?Get a friend to choke you unconcious.
(^:
Anybody else watch these
I love to see how all the mechanics come together to make the gun function.
Sometimes when he relieses a new video I'll head over to /k/ and talk about it.
Yeah. I was wondering if Rem said anything about it yet.
Howdy, you.
That's the only explanation. Now make me a romantic breakfast.
I'm really digging those earrings.
First time I cleaned my rifle I was kind of surprised how simple can guns be.
Do you have any allergies?
Noire doesn't exist anymore
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not in the previous thread atleast
time shall tell
I love the complex ones tho
My dad has this browning model 10 shotgun he inherited from my grandfather
I love it, its long recoil so the barrel and the entire guts of the gun fly backward when you shoot it. It actually make it very pleasant to shoot because it dampens the recoil alot.
The only one I'm aware of it to medication.
Personally, I think "she's" too paranoid to meet anybody.
me too
this reminds me of the time chris chan claimed he was gonna meet up with someone but didnt
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fuck copyright, bunch of big bud tracks are blocked in the us
Hmm...
I don't know about shotguns insides, I have only cleaned the rifle I was given.
The recoil of a 7,62 with wire stock hurts a wee bit but, eh, what can you do, right?
Mmh... I'm a bit on a loss, you americans tend to eat big portion breakfasts, I would probably serve some black tea with a dash of milk, and some toast, maybe butter, or scrambled eggs, something like that.
I am not very smart but I learn quickly, so if you want anything, might have to teach me.
Can you give me something like this? Similar.
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But instead of being convinced they're an artist, Blood-chan is convinced their some Lex Luther motherfucker.
I don't eat big portions. Sorry to inform you, but my weight is below 200lbs. You're on your own for the conversion to stupid.
Why would you be sorry? That's a good thing, no?
Why must you do me a bulli.
claim before work
Future Engineers - Time Shift
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do you want an album, or just a song or two? it's hard to put my finger on this band's style because it reminds me of a few things i like, but nothing too similar
they feel like theyre enacting villainous schemes in their head at least. whatever gets you through the day, you know?
Songs I guess, that would make it easier, no?
Have fun.
Wise words.
Oh, I just thought you may be into heavier people. Nevermind then.
Wouldn't it be more reasonable to be into people you enjoy being in company of?
Yes, but people aren't always reasonable.
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nice triples. i'm just kind of shotgunning it here. none of this is exactly like what you linked me. these are just some songs you might also enjoy because i feel like theyre kind of "psychedelic"
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>Keep RP/ERP in private.
wtf does this even mean? i don't speak tism.
Why not?
Thx fam, lov u bby xoxoxo
meme rulesheet dictates whoever posts the rules doesnt like seeing people cyber
Waifu is a breeding ground for lonely weebs to find ERP partners. It's pretty fucking disgusting but a lot of these shameless whores are voyeuristic sluts and unironically partake in ERP here. They are not welcome.
and it's abbreviated like that? strange code.
Something something gay posters
"Role Play"
"Erotic Role Play"
btw title is Second Vision - Italian Job
Who knows.
this entire thread is role play
Not us, that's for sure.
You think we should ask someone else?
t. a fucking retard
so is life i imagine
Go for it.
Okay.
Hello. I have a question.
god I wanna release my incel seed inside Aigis so much
Blu Mar Ten - Santur
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Intense - Solar
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yes its a gay anime erp/dating thread
ever have cum drip from your peehole while pooping? does that mean you enjoy stuff in your butt, and does that make you gay??
Big Bud - Emotionography (Remix)
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'gay anime'
ur a gay anime
Blu Mar Ten - B.R.O.
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Nice eyebrows Mute-chan~
she's hot.
>she
Claimed
>has secondary sexual characteristics
That's a female
Do you have proofs?
I think that's a tranny.
hello! is this dogfuck friend? are you well today?
I claim my waifu to be Megumeem
An old custom I didn't think I would have seen again on the scene
You don't post previous along with no claim
Don't be mad when someone takes your lovely dame
(undo hex whenever uwu)
yea, you have the gay
I am good. How are you?
I am doing my best this morning
>waifu threads have furries now
yikes
Same same. I'm enjoying a nice sunny day and chatting with you guys.
The heat is atrocious, and I need to find a way to put on weight.
Although it think that it will be starting exercises again to actually feel tired other days as well and get more hungry.
that sounds very nice! I hope it is relaxing for you.
increase your carbohydrate intake!
You could be gay but really though, why give a damn
It might also lead to some gay shit oratory glory
Yet you shouldn't quit; it ain't going to be a horror story
Even straights enjoy it it's not confusing just preferences famalam
gay, the you have
Not a furry. That shit is depressing, I simply like animals, aliens, and monstrous monsters.
It is so far, so a question for you. What makes a good wait?
>I'm not a furry, I just like fantasizing about fucking animals and half animal half people monstrosities
>but I'm not a furry
You hear yourself? Do you fucking hear yourself?
I am not sure what you mean by a good wait. what is the wait for?
Hello
I'm back
welcome back friend! I hope that your trip was nice.
Hi Back, I'm Aegis.
I do. I am a degenerate but I'm not a furry. No rainbow color costume for me. No fursona shit. I just like dogs.
Hello Tomoko!
Yo creo que ese tipo es un poco loco
What have you been up to?
Later today I'm gonna sesh until I rip my right shoe (goofy stance; right foot forward in sk8)
Still waking up. I meant waifu.
Brutal display.
Have you fucked any?
hello Aigis! are you well?
I see, I see. I think that the best waifu is one that the claimer cares deeply for.
What do you think?
Trip?
Dad joke galor
please answer the question.
you said that you were back from somewhere! was it a nice thing that you went to?
Why the fuck is there a speaking dog?
Hmmmm I'd agree but at the same time. I believe a good waifu like a good friend/lover should drive you to better yourself. Like I think about it as "If I was them would I fuck me." If the answer is no then I wanna fix that.
None are safe.
I'm tired as usual.
Always.
friend if people are asking you questions about your sexual habits with dogs and you are concerned about whether or not your dog waifu will have sex with you, this will be a very interesting thread.
I see, I see. did you not rest enough?
hey there
Watch out some ppl on here torture dogs, I guess
I just meant I was back from my nap I posted on here earlier.
Because some degenerates are posting as one
Waifu claimed
Then I hope to keep you entertained. Also hello!
I see! was it a nice nap, friend?
hello bikini loli! are you well today?
hello! it is the same user as before, friend.
I tend to avoid most of the gore thread. I only come here for the waifu threads.
Hello friend!
Where the fuck is Sono when u need him? nr. 21 is waiting..
No shit sherlock. The question is why the fuck a dog tho. Out of all the weeb trash on danbooru, he chose a dog.
Hehe she's not a loli haha but I'm felling good how are you?
Do you really want/care about that answer?
I'm just trying to stir up shit but I actually am interested to know. Please enlighten me.
probs got deported
I am curious, is it a specific dog that you are claiming, or just all cartoon dogs? why do you feel this way for them?
I see! the picture is drawn in a way that she appeared small to me.
today I am doing my best
The problem isn't what I eat the issue is that stomach gets filled in no time.
No, I don't think it's that.
Supposedly, Sono is meeting Rem today.
That's.. why are people retarded enough to meet with Sono..
The specific one I'm claiming I didn't have many sfw pictures for. Delilah is my favorite by design.
notice me senpai
You act like anybody expects him to do anything except chicken out.
Alright. Most waifu are usually one or two trick ponies. They are mostly like color swapped characters. That kinda bores me, I like non humans a lot so what about a non-human waifu. What is the best trait I like? Loyalty and dogs embody that. I also find animal characters have less hang ups than humans. I like that.
What are you all talking about?
I've met ppl from Yea Forums before, others did too. Meeting them ain't really a problem but Sono is such a special case. He is harmless but still... that dude is weird.
Sono killing dogs and meeting with ppl after talking about killing random strangers.
There is no way for u to collect merch of ur waifu tho. That's like.. never gonna happen.
That's fine she's a rare a special girl :) that's really good what are you up too.
Drama.
Wouldn't you want to though? You can see what the "mastermind" is really like. I'd be curious. Sono is too paranoid to actually do it though, I'd be shocked if it does happen.
Not interested in merch , Most of it is over priced and building a shrine to a fictional character is not my thing. I could just buy a real Dalmatian for the price of some of the waifu merch out there.
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internet machine broke
Why should I know?
There is a really high chance he actually is a nigger or some mexican breed. I ain't gonna fuck with any nignogs, hell no. I stay as far away from those as possible. Don't wanna randomly get beaten up, stabbed or shot.
Don't u wanna become like these weebs in here? Gigantic collections, lots of figures to hot clue, 20 bodypillows, 15 more with holes.. a dream come true!
You look annoyed..
Hey I talked with you before about my novel right?
I see, that is understandable. perhaps focus on smaller meals spread out more frequently?
I see. what is the problem then, friend?
I appreciate you posting many more sfw pictures. non-lewd waifu threads are very nice
Yes, he'll totally be able to bring a knife or a gun on a plane.
Yes, you have.
I don't know.
Get 10 bucks and buy a knife in the next walmart or whatever... The risk of Sono being a nigger would be too high for me.
Cool I'm just playing rainbow six I got my waifu in a figure but have to pay £30 extra for customs :(
Blep
I see, I am sorry to hear this.
this is a very nice picture, your waifu is very elegant.
that is alright! I am sure that if you have enough money to spend on anime dolls you can also afford the customs charge.
good morning sopping friend
What a lonely bathtub, ain't it missing something?
Surely it ain't missin a faggot like you.
Yes yes, racism, I understand.
Blop
Very occasionally.
True aha just fuck parcel force for real
This faggot here is gonna show u how much u miss my dick.
Racism is what keeps me alive. I'd probably would have been raped and killed by apes if I wasn't racist.
Morning heart traficker.
Yes, a toaster.
Mlem.
please do not erp thanks
But I don't worship anything like that. My wallet is not a tribute to waifu.
Missed potential.
edgy like a knife, I love it.
Ok then.
I got nothing.
I'm trying lol. I'm also running low on sfw pictures. I'll have to get more. I prefer lewd because it tell more about the people in question.
Edge.
THX logo sound.
Not at all, Jill has almost always a chill/cold face expression~
It would be if I needed fat only, but at this point I better put up muscles and fat at the same time.
So more proteins and fats with a side of sugars and veggies.
Problem is if I don't keep up exercises then it's just gonna heavy on my kidneys for no proper reason.
She's a machine too, that's for sure. Emotionless metal... mega sexy.
Peak waifu right here
Bartender!
Kobayashi is a lovely lady tbh.
Meh
are you well?
this is agreeable!
I think that it is good to keep lewd things outside of threads.
that is not entirely how it works, carbohydrates combined with muscle building will work well for you. the fat and protein is also important, but a bulk is easier with carbs!
No.
Do you dislike lewd?
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personally i think tasteful (partial/)nudity is fine, but explicit sexual content is offputting to some and could invite the crowd who are just here for porn dumps and typefucking
have some class yknow?
What, no she's not a machine.
Yes?
Not at all, carbos are pretty much for energy, not building tissues.
In fact carbohydrates takes around 6-8 hours to digest fully.
Fats gives 9kcals per gram so that's a lot of energy, and proteins will build new tissues and membranes.
This.
I see. what is wrong, friend?
I think that in excess it is not fitting the community and if it is with one another, it should be kept in messaging.
you will need essential amino acids for proper muscle repairing and function which will come from proteins, but many calories are available to be used as the energy for working out within carbohydrates.
No!
Vacation is nearly over.
I am sorry to hear this. it is almost time to be sober and work again? I hope that it is not too bad.
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Question: What got you into anime?
i saw something like sailor moon or pokemon when i was a little kid and thought "this is neat"
Mind that I didn't say "Oh I'll got for proteins and fats only", but they'll have to be the main thing to look for, while always ingesting a fair amount of carbs, sugars, and especially veggies cause this heat is killing me.
Alright then.
For me it was DBZ then Akira.
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i didnt really get into either of those two. i never got into anime for real until i was a teenager/adult actually. seen a few episodes here and there of naruto as a kid but never saw it in full until i was grown and seen other more "mature" anime already.
this is fair. make sure that you also drink something cold so you do not die!