In a few hours I have to go work with the hottest fucking girl I've ever seen. Tall...

Wow you're insanely sheltered if you think feelings just go away like that. I hope you get out of your 1 room you live in so that you can take your own advice some day and feel the pain

I actually looked on faceberg to she if she's got a bf and couldn't find her. Not sure if that's good or bad.

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no idea what this retarded babble means

Jack it at least 3 times before going to work. And then put her down like crazy at when younsee her. Call her a whore. Tell her she looks like she could lose a few lbs. Act as though she means nothing to you. She'll be gobbling up your manoyaisse before lunch. You're welcome faggot.

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someone has to except their fate shitstomped down the sewer

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I DO do my fucking job. What makes you think I don't? You seem like an autist or a kid way too young to be here. You've never had a work crush? That shit will absolutely drive you fucking insane. You'll even think about it at home, and dream about it. It's actually quite horrible, which is why I'm freaked about it happening again.

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is it the 90s? Chicks know about this now man. negging doesn't work anymore except on the really dumb ones.

All the girls at my work are older and out of shape. At least you have a *potentially* possible chance to fuck a coworker.

yeah but bud you see we dont act like we havent seen a women in 20 years. get over yourself

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He's right. Women are simple, they don't really change. If you can talk shit and you're sprung on the tongue they really do love that shit

So you've got a pissweak sex drive. Congrats, limp dick.

not pissweak my libido just isnt wanting to jack off pretending to fuck a hot chick the moment i see one

Idk man I've also found that talking shit and negging doesn't work like it used to. These days women are stuck up and bitchy about EVERYTHING. No one can take a joke. Where I work you have to walk on eggshells and keep conversation as boring and sterile as possible. I talk shit with a few buddies I've worked with for years there, but that's it. Never engage in verbal roughousing with female co workers- even if they liked it at the time, they'll use it against you later.

meant for

Thats not what your mother said when I was banging her in the shitpipe.

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If she's really stuck up then you just have to mix the subtle compliments better. I don't mean just berate her all fucking day but you gotta give 'em some shit or they'll get bored

shut the fuck up patsy cuck

Gonna need a pic of her to give authentic advice, otherwise fuck off

set yourself on fire so you'd be equaled to her hotness

I send the notion

Couldn't find her on facebag, sorry lads. Tall thin with big boobies and nice ass. Long light brown/almost blonde hair. She's the holy grail if you like really slim but still booty to grab and tits to suck.

Yea yea, I know. But muh dick, you know how it is.

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Tell her about that situation.
Just be like "Oh I think I feel something for you but I don't want to risk *our* job"

Organize a work trip to a bar, get her drunk, advance on her, and if she flips just blame the booze like a normal human. She'll get over it.