Ask a low level Google programmer anything.
Ask a low level Google programmer anything
Nicholas Bailey
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twitter.com
Jaxson Young
Dumping Camp Sherwood along the way.
Asher Hernandez
Austin Cook
Sebastian Lewis
How to bypass captcha?
David Thompson
what did they ask you during the interview
Mason Nelson
Buy a Yea Forums pass. Or use Mechanical Turk
How to program a vacuum cleaner, how to make multithreaded Tetris, and how to make a random-access set.
Christian Sanders
>Ask a low level Google programmer anything
you're here, you started a thread, tell us what you want us to know?
You have something on your mind, tell us. otherwise, fuck off. If I wanted to guess what your'e thinking about, shit, you'd be my gf.
Luis Clark
Honestly? I was hoping you would ask privacy related questions.
Brandon Jenkins
Elijah Green
just tell us, we'll comment
privacy? we have none
I don't use FB
I don't use gmail
Jayden Bell
this shit will get you fired, I do know that.
Ethan Reed
tell me you're posting this from a device that's either used for work or has work apps on it.
Hunter Reed
Disable JS and run with adblock. All the sites you visit on the internet report back, which eventually gets funneled into FAANG. You don't know what you're up against.
Yeah right. The whole of Google is into sexual deviants.
Levi Howard
You can reach two conclusions
a. Google does value privacy enough that I can post whatever I want with fear.
b. I'm lying.
Cameron Taylor
moar
Carson Morgan
Why the fuck does chrome at like a ram whore even if you only have one tab open to youtube or anything else
Lincoln Jackson
Have you met sigourney?
Robert Scott
Because if the RAM is unused, it's wasted. It will lower its usage based on how many programs you have running.
Sergei? No.
Asher Kelly
k
Zachary Hall
Brayden Sanchez
So does chrome just pre cahce a certain amount of ram when you launch? If not, can you lock it to only use some much. Also, why precache so much if thats the case. Unused ram is better for my games and shit, not the one tab i habe playing music
Isaac Allen
Also, nice comic
Hunter Gonzalez
> So does chrome just pre cahce a certain amount of ram when you launch?
Don't know for sure, I work on Ads, not Chrome.
> If not, can you lock it to only use some much.
Use ulimit and lock the max memory per application. This is heavy handed but it does the job. Alternatively, just use Firefox? That's what I do.
Anthony Cruz
>multithreading tetris
so they specifically wanted retards?
Leo Brooks
whose the artist
Zachary Wright
Oh yeah, be aware, taking memory away from Chrome is going to make it slower. It's a tradeoff.
Jack Myers
>google uses our search info
OP, are you a literal retard or something? Everyone already knows this. Linux fucking tells you this when you open firefox for the first time.
You don't seem to know shit.
Nathan Robinson
Aight. I kinda use fire fox but if you just do ads then meh. I use ad block so. But post the link to this comic. I dont want to have to wait for ghe end. It's good
Nolan Lopez
Why do u faggots track everything
Ayden Stewart
What hardware?
Leo Walker
No, it was like "Hey, you completely answered this question to our satisfaction, let's keep making it harder because there is time left in the interview."
If you want a tougher question: (oh yeah, Google it, I dare you).
Given a list of 101 numbers from 1 to 100, and one duplicate number, find the duplicate.
No idea, but the name of the comic is Camp Sherwood. You can find it easily enough.
Luke Phillips
Do ya like dags?
Alexander Edwards
>OP, are you a literal retard or something? Everyone already knows this. Linux fucking tells you this when you open firefox for the first time.
Try me, fgt.
Because it's worth billions. Google stock price went up 7% today. Why? Ads.
At work? Usually Xeon Processors with 64GB for workstations. YOu also get access to the space Datacenter hardware while it's idle. Easy to get 1,000 extra machines if you want them.
Anthony Kelly
They asked me how to make a puzzle robot
I over analyzed it and used the wrong data structure
In hindsight im glad i didnt get the job coz im doing great where i am
Oliver Young
I love dogs. Land lady is a bitch and won't let me have one.
Jeremiah Ramirez
Whoa proficiency demo questions for sub 200 CS courses what a genius over here.
Gavin Edwards
Don't get too worked up about it. Most Bay Area companies pay better than Google, but have way easier interviews. Look at FB, Microsoft, Apple, Linked In, etc.
Leo Adams
op is a pakistani faggot lol
Lincoln Cox
Interviews are to test if you're a dumbass, not a genius.
Did you have a question or what?
Jace Thompson
Nope, try again.
Xavier Green
I dont care
Although they did say that they would like to give me another shot in 6 months
No idea if that was BS or not
So, did you say you like dags?
Alexander King
Samuel Brown
Did you or anyone else actually use the google supercomputer-database thingy to mine bitcoin?
John Gutierrez
>Although they did say that they would like to give me another shot in 6 months
It's BS. Sorry bro. I've been on those interview panels. It's a nice way of saying no.
I love a good Directed Acyclic Graph.
Lucas Sanders
Yes. It's against company policy, but the code is in our third_party/ directory in the monorepo. I think they crack down on running it, even though one of the founders is into it.
Lucas Gonzalez
I thought it might be
I literally realized where i fucked the interview the second i hung up
So its their loss in a sense i guess
But since I’ve since became redpilled I wouldn’t want to work there anyway
Plus i make more here, 110K pa
And a job I genuinely enjoy
Plus im working for a good cause, not coding sneaky shit to sell to advertisers
Here, have another dag. These guys are doing a dfs on this dag.
Lucas Fisher
>But since I’ve since became redpilled I wouldn’t want to work there anyway
Yeah, it's not so great. Just good resume Fodder.
> Plus i make more here, 110K pa
I think they have a Pittsburgh office. You could still make it happen.
> Plus im working for a good cause, not coding sneaky shit to sell to advertisers
That's what work is. Someone is paying you do shit you don't want it.
James Lewis
Work used to be that to me too but I’ve tried to always be selective about what industry i worked in. I’ll happily sacrifice up to 20-30 thousand a year to be in an industry I personally find interesting.
It can be done user, im doing it and seriously enjoying it, not to mention like i said, im actually contributing something positive to society.
When this is the case you do much better, our bosses think im great and are actually asking me to come up with new ideas for projects if i want and i can take the lead. This is a global corporate organization not a two bit startup
Eli Richardson
You and moot fuck lately
Kayden Turner
Moot is in JewYork, I'm in San Francisco. So no.
Kevin Adams
Are you indian?
Dominic Nguyen
>When this is the case you do much better, our bosses think im great and are actually asking me to come up with new ideas for projects if i want and i can take the lead. This is a global corporate organization not a two bit startup
I don't doubt this. I guess you should find somewhere that makes you happy, and do the best you can. For me, that's the big G.
Liam Edwards
Why would indians be into white loli? Also, no.
Jeremiah Gomez
>claims to be a low level programmer for google
>doesn't know what low level code is
Neat.
Elijah Jones
> Fails to ask low level coding questions
> is an idiot
> posts on Yea Forums
Angel Campbell
lurkin
Justin Bailey
Well im still salty because they said no even tho I would have hated being there
I hate being told i cant do something
You probably think you’re better than me dont you
Cunt
Jonathan Hughes
that's a lewd
Mason Scott
Bullshit
I bet you pood in the street twice since starting this thread
Christopher Collins
Op, even though you apparently "work at google", can you confirm that you literally cannot stop sucking cocks?
Gavin Sullivan
how do i into code if I wanna make a game
Eli Howard
Stick to eating crayons user I don’t think coding is for you.
Jace Hall
Does Google still have an interest in selling oppressive technology to China?
Colton Ward
>You probably think you’re better than me dont you
No, I'm drunk and want attention. Better is not a word I use.
>>>/reddit/
I pooped in the Free sauna that Google provides to all employees.
Nathaniel Morgan
Never sucked a cock, no desire to.
Lean C++, and read Michael Abrash's "Little Black Book" It's eye opening.
No, they backed down on that after some SJW threatened to quit, and then did quit. No fucking idea why.
Anthony Baker
i like how everything op has said is either common sense or just shit they teach you on day one of university. hes even posting old outdated pr0n.
LARP away, OP.
Aiden Walker
Well that's something. Maybe they should start making tools to help China get access to information from the outside world.
Honest journalism must not be sidelined.
Matthew Wood
> Ask a low level Google programmer anything.
>LARP away, OP.
Sure thing, haus.
Totally agree. Google could definitely serve in China, and in fact like 40% of employees are Chinese. CEO is a namby pamby and is afraid of China.
Samuel Lopez
First, get a standard calculus text and dive in. You should also get linear algebra and discrete math books as well; make sure the discrete text is proof based.
Once you're a couple chapters in to your discrete book (you will want to have covered basic proposition and higher order logic, and basic proofs), you may begin learning programming and computer architecture. As a litmus test, if you don't know what this statement is
∀P((0∈P∧∀i(i∈P-->i+1∈P))-->∀n(n∈P))
you aren't ready to take the reins of a computer.
Now, forget what you do know about computer programming:
First, you learn boolean logic operations
then, you learn transistor logic
then, you learn how to build functional units from logic gates
then, you learn CPU design
then, and only then, you learn assembly language
then, after you have mastered assembly language (not dabbled, but mastered it), you learn C
then, after you have mastered C, you may learn the higher-level languages of your choice, but you will always use C and assembly as your primary languages because everything else is unnecessary bloat.
By this time you should be finished with your first wave of math and ready for the next: abstract algebra, analysis, multivariate and vector calculus, and, after you have progressed a way in those, topology.
Finally, you become familiar with topoi, and study the internal logic of categories
then familiarize yourself with (general) type theory, and its applications to programming. I also recommend studying how to reformulate mathematics in terms of globular categories for use in automatic theorem proving, because there is an inherent programming-like 'feel' to it.
Hunter Nelson
If it can be done in such a way that can fight against the dictatorship in the PRC and bring about democracy I'd be happy.
Wyatt King
Lower than low lol.
Andrew Lewis
Fair enough
Do what makes you happy drunk user
I will be getting drunk soon too
Have a good one
Blake Gomez
Thank you
Bentley Roberts
>Predicate logic
>Litmus test for coding
Kys
Gabriel Young
How can I get legit mobile numbers of specific people accurately?
Henry King
So how does ad serving work? I know im getting cookies and reporting back that preference,but how do the associated ads get back to me? Does Google link my ip to that company in some way?
Benjamin Nelson
Don't listen to the turbo retard. Start making something in javascript and build it from there.
Google can't fight a sovereign nation state like China. They have to play ball like Baidu and Tencent, or not play at all. The west would prefer not making money over serving the China Market. It does not make sense.
William Sanders
Do you recognize the statement or just that it is higher order logic?
Elijah Sullivan
Eat a dick faggot
Jack Davis
C++ undefined behavior is a license to kill. Rust lovers think this doesn't apply to them, but LLVM has the exact undefined behavior problems. Python is slow because it does hash table lookup for every field and function call. Java is JIT compiled by both OpenJDK and Azul, both of which offer extremely low latency garbage collectors. C is used in the Linux kernel, but depends heavily on GCC specific behavior. Ints have 32 bits, even on 64 bit architecture. the last stable FORTRAN compiler for Linux is Fortran 77. Spectre attacks cause compilers to use retpolines.
Eat me.
I think you need to visit another country with more lax laws.
John Carter
jesus christ i may be redpilled but thats fucking gross
Jacob Fisher
low level like rank, or low level like assembly
Brandon Kelly
Roger wilco
For small bidders, they typically use the automated system. Google uses a Second-bid auction, where the highest bid wins, but the second highest bid is the price paid. This avoids unrealistic bids. For larger accounts, they typically bid on specific people, rather than generally.
> Does Google link my ip to that company in some way?
Not really, 'cept for spam prevention. Aside from that, it's mostly some Product Manager trying to see what ads converts better, not so much about who buys more. It's heavily focused on what Ad to show, more than who to show it to.
Connor Harris
"Given a list of 101 numbers from 1 to 100, and one duplicate number, find the duplicate"
why google it? it's obviously O(n) and simply means to check each one. if would be first semester shit any retard could come up with pseudocode for. you didn't specify if the list was ordered so there's no optimization possible. what the fuck is this stupid shit?
you do realize that a real BS in CS requires three algorithms courses as well as automata...
Matthew White
We have moved on moot.
It's time you move on too.
Dominic Cox
> O(n)
okay, let's see it. Python. Post it.
moot is a PM, not a SWE.
Owen Harris
well, i mean, it would mean that you have to take each number in the list and then compare to all the others. that would be n^2 to some people but it shouldn't be. ok. i guess the optimization would be to get to O(n). i just saw it immediately.
anyway, i'd never work for google. they lost me when they said russia didn't deserve to be in the olympics because google felt that people should be allowed to teach children to be gay. remember that? also, google is notorious for hating straight white males. fuck that garbage.
Brody Butler
geeksforgeeks.org
i've run into this one before.
Cooper Green
Do you need to learn a high level language to become a high level programmer?
Kevin Price
Why would anyone want to piss on an octopus? Why is an octopus even there?
Ian Collins
Prove it with time stamped ID badge showing hologram
Andrew Howard
user!
Yeah, and you need to know a few languages to be a good programmer. C is a good base, but most jobs expect a higher level programming lang, like Ruby.
Ran into, like you solved it without knowing the answer ahead of time?
Zachary Sanders
because japan
live octopus in every house; women peeing on everything in every house, it was bound to happen
Owen Hughes
>low level like rank, or low level like assembly
Low level like Rank. I am not important.
> anyway, i'd never work for google. they lost me when they said russia didn't deserve to be in the olympics because google felt that people should be allowed to teach children to be gay. remember that? also, google is notorious for hating straight white males. fuck that garbage.
So you hate lots of money and would never want to be paid a starting salary of $300k? Very bold of you.
Benjamin Reyes
So which of the SEO guides / methods fit best? Do you guys change the code just to fuck with them, or do they just lose effectiveness with evolution of Google algos?
Chase James
Then you aren’t a googler my friend. Cover your name/face but show the rest. Timestamped.
Josiah Davis
Can you retrieve data from phones not linked to google through spyware?
Julian Sanchez
>methods
I posted on eng-misc today, and scheduled my massage on go/rub. I'm not posting my badge next to loli, are you insane?
Sorry, no idea. I work on ad bidding.
no, and I would be fired for trying to figure out how.
Liam Hughes
Are you afraid of being put in the content/results monitoring department if you piss off the wrong people? I hear it's where Google sends people they never intend to promote and want to get rid of, so that after a month of seeing all the fucked up shit human beings do to each other/to animals, they quit or blow their brains out.
>Bonus question
How widely is pajeet C# used throughout Google?
Cameron Hughes
Well, since you put it like that, maybe the surprise is that it's not a game show.
Dylan Fisher
> Are you afraid of being put in the content/results monitoring department if you piss off the wrong people? I hear it's where Google sends people they never intend to promote and want to get rid of, so that after a month of seeing all the fucked up shit human beings do to each other/to animals, they quit or blow their brains out.
No, I've never heard of this. The only thing I'm afraid of is not getting promoted.
> How widely is pajeet C# used throughout Google?
Pajeet is not at Google. Every indian I've encountered is extremely talented, not the street shitter than /g/ likes to fantasize about. There is no C# at google.
Jaxson Cruz
Asher Hill
>I've never heard of this
It's staff who do the job AI/filter algorithms can't, of marking things as NSFW/CP/et cetera when it gets past the machine filters. You're literally at your station having to look at the most fucked up shit imaginable as your job. Facebook has similar and is/was facing a class action over it from former employees with permanent mental trauma.
Elijah Edwards
I know what it is user, I just have never heard such a thing being used as a threat. People would just quit if forced.
[skipping ahead in the comic]
How would you feel about having to see this?
Nathan Allen
>How would you feel about having to see this?
The quality of that artwork is indeed traumatizing. Especially the blonde girl's manface.