Just saw some "creep shots" on here, didn't realize that was a thing

How would you react if you found out someone close to you was doing it, or caught them in the act.

Obviously not OP, since OP is a faggot, but if a girl shaped like that usually went out in public dressed like that, I'd wager pervs have taken pics.

Whip those tits out then we'll answer you

if I saw this in public I would creepshot it asap

probably not.

I would feel violated, honestly. But I suppose it doesn't really harm me directly. I'd rather that than be groped for instance

post titties

so do you want attention or something?

Better yet, find out you Dad was posting "my daughter" stuff?

Thanks. But If you are femanon then you have the most rigid posture in the world. Almost doll like...........plus need tits still

Yes, I'm bored in my room right now and it's easy entertainment.

You have any luck with /aan/?

I've tried checking in to see if you sorted something out, but never got a reply .

>imagine subjecting yourself to 4 chan users instead of saying i dont care if you believe me or not

you said "timestamp, tits, OR gtfo"
implies I only needed one of the above ;)

And the image contains neither tits nor timestamp... so...

stupid attention seeking whore post nudes already

Did you post here before and briefly make a "throwaway" snapchat?

I have no idea how you didn't know creep shots were a thing. You hear in the news about people being busted for that all the time.

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Listen here c*nt Ive my schlonger in my hand as I typing this and I just needed to say that it’s been weeks since we’ve actually had a female poster who’s actually done a timestamp. Therefore we demand various photos of you. I request one of you biting your lip or with your tongue sticking out, preferably the latter.

Damn grammar and subject to detail. You must be a femanon. But just to make sure. Shoe on head. That's Not asking for much
And datestamp is interchangable

I did not, and I've never made a "throwaway" snapchat.

have you ever posted pictures of your hands on this board

won't post pics of my face. But I can draw something on the timestamp if you like. Or perhaps on my arm or something

What do you want here, whore?
Take your tits out or fuck right off.

I have not. What a coincidence, I'm actually also into (men's) hands

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Entertainment. I'm just bored, rarely ever go here

Hmm can you write “I hate niggers on your forearm.”?

post nudes already no face needed

in that case, can you please post a picture of your hands?

draw a sad dog on the timestamp

Shame. That femanon was a bit different.

Good luck with whatever it is you're doing.

It's been 7/25/19 all day... that image could be reposted from the wee hours of last night.

A timestamp should anchor the image in a moment near the current time.

A date alone does not do this.
A time alone does not do this.

Both still allows some fudge due to timezones, but does severely limit reuse and is usually acceptable.

leaving thread if no nudes

>I can draw something on the timestamp if you like. Or perhaps on my arm or something
Write the number of this post on it.

lmao stupid whore post nudes tread is dying already. Nudes = attention so get to it slut

Honor my dubs. More than a few ways to edit or cover your face inna photo
And I stand corrected

Do you live in Erie, PA?

unrelated to this entire thread but this is the random board so fuck off

is there a name for porn in which you are given incentive to cum, even asked to, but there's some kind of penalty or bad thing that happens if you do?

I dont mean shit like cum eating or femdom or whatever other shit. a bad thing could be as simple as the person making you do it being smug to your family being beheaded or something depending on how far into /d/ territory you go

here you go.

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This appeals to me. Continue with this.

Nope, live in the South.

thanks op, that one's going straight in the collection

No idea dude, maybe you should be the one to coin the term for it.

Alright. Now just do the "tits" part and your attention whore thread may proceed without further interruption.

Jerk Off Instruction, JOI, is the overall genre.

you cum, behead ur mum

you got a sexy body. If you want attention you definitely got it from me. post more baby

Technically the tits are there, they're just covered by clothing.

Freakishly short pinkie finger.
Are your toes all fucked up, too?

You know the rules. Why won't you follow them?

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This technicality has been raised before and rejected by the community standards.

Tiddies out.

Camera angle perspective issue. I'd like to think they're normal.

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the pinkie is still a bit weird

manhands

Well my parents are siblings, so I suppose that makes sense.

Her pinky is normal anons stop being big gay gays.

Hey femanon can you write little cat faces on the tips of your fingers?

>It's a trap!
sho benis

I know of this, but i mean something less like instructions and more like that style of video, but instead of the whole "do this to your dick" or w/e encouragement, they just really want to make you cum because they either get an ego boost from it, or it means some bad shit happens or whatever.

So less instruction and more "Im going to make you jerk yourself off til you cum whether you like it or not because i know i can" or some shit

I just like the challenge but all there seems to be is shit findom videos and "jerk to tbe beat" still image stuff that's usually in no way going to make you give in.

Roll tide.

showe what's under the shorts so I can tell you if you're worth being eye fucked

Show legs and benis.

Put on a skirt and take a creep shot of yourself for b

explain

Some combo of JOI and gentle femdom?

I tried!

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rolling for this

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is that you musky?

Unrelated but can you make a vocaroo where you say “it’s a gundam!” ?

This.

Ye did good kid. Those cats are cute.

how the fuck didn't you realize that was a thing?

I can actually do a *rather* shocking and cringey high-pitched OwO voice. I can record it like that.

I would die without regrets if I could see your butthole. God damn that body cute as fuck.

I'm naive about how far people will go to be perverted sometimes.

stupid whore stop ignoring Yea Forums and posts tits already

I asked you to draw cat faces on your fingers because that is my kink.

Great pls do

Yeaaahh people are fuck when it comes to boundaries for some reason especially when regarding sexual stuff as a whole.

Hey you didn’t ask that, I did.

some dude being this desperate for tits lmao

vocaroo.com/i/s1cLaFAe3k6F

Lord forgive me.

Damn that was better than i expected

cute, now do it nude.

truly cursed, my ears are now erect

itt: obvious traps

Plz say this:
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

You did good op

nice

I do appreciate that OP is delivering non-sexual requests. A lot of the cumdumpsters only want to show their fuckholes and won't do anything fun.

Rolling for this.

fag.

id like both.

Partial face? Lips and cleavage? Eyes-only?

do you have nice hair?

Dubs demands a showing fuckholes, OP.

vocaroo.com/i/s1drnwzNOBFU

I messed up some parts :( but it's mostly alright.

do some moaning in that voice

FUcking GLOrious OP.

Aaaand saved.

So what do you think about dolphins?

>another vocaroo thread on an imageboard

just fucking great

Dolphins can ejaculate up to 14ft.

Glad you liked! This voice is pretty fun, I can do more recordings. I've done Big Smoke's order before. I'll only moan if it's something funny though, like cringey hentai dialogue

th-they're alright I suppose. I'm definitely not sexually attracted to them, if that's what you're insinuating.

"Oh, please, put it in my pussy, oni-chan!"

Can you moan sensually, but as a dolphin?

Lack of mammaries itt

Please do the big smoke order

That pinky....

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Weak orbiters and new fags in this thread. Gookmoot needs to reinstate sage function. You faggots don’t even know the rules. I curse this bump.

Plz say
>”Wait a minute, this isn’t Super Smash Bros. This is anal sex!”

Ha cool do your favorite

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Good shit user

Do fat girls actually think this works?

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Instead of posting something interesting that would appeal to people based solely on your thoughts in written text, you have to show them that you have tits, the only thing of value you posses. Now everyone can get back to pretending that you are interesting and insightful.

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vocaroo.com/i/s0JcwkHFsolD
improvised dolphin sound.

vocaroo.com/i/s1AE8enhK2tD
Big Smoke

vocaroo.com/i/s1pE5Ir1adtS
Anal

vocaroo.com/i/s1dUa8HoyZ6S
bad accent included.

>no tits
>children orbiting
>vocaroo owo

I can die happy now. Thank you OP.

little tiddied fat girls hurt my heart

how in the world, you didn't do the dolphin chirp did you??

Look at this orbiter faggot. Can’t wait to get your bath water from op! Stupid faggot. Contribute better.

Tribute her disrespectfully then

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...I did. I can do a lot of other animal noises too. My coolest ones being Perry the Platypus and a realistic cricket sound.

No.

You mean perfect accent thx op

Imagine a life so easy and effortless that you mistake this for having a personality.

Newfags and orbitfaggots unite in this thread! Come prove how new your are! Post after this bump!

I have a platypus beanie baby that had Perry as his slave name. His bill and flippers are covered in gold glitter.

Oh, please. I know I don't have a personality, but it's fun pretending on the internet sometimes.

shut the fuck up already and post tits

Hey Op say:
>”I’ll take a potatoe chip......AND EAT IT.”

If only she was flat

Tits

youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

hoes mad!

I'd probably pretend in-person until I'd come inside every fuckhole in your body.

Youre life is so boring and pathetic you spend your time on an image board begging for faggots attention. Lmao kys whore post tits or gtfo

Do we have that rare specimen, the vapid cumdumpster who WASN'T touched inappropriately by mommy's new boyfriend?

Yes, I was touched inappropriately by my mom herself.

Naaaah..tell us what happened

what was the original topic of this? lol

I guarantee you there are multiple friends and family members of yours who spank it to your pictures.

I really think its overreacting as everything here in America, my gf is european and the first time we went out clubbing she was changing panties to just some normal plain ones, asked her why and she said because of the possibility of someone upskirting her, she diddnt freak out was aware of the possibility and just made sure that if it was the case the guy doesnt get something that sexy, so whats the big deal?

Lame. A better GF would change out of the plain panties and into the sexy ones (or none at all).

I get that, it's just an invasion of privacy, you know? But I suppose a picture is harmless, especially since everyone in public is seeing you anyway

Cool. Show her cunt.

Tits or gtfo

i totally understand it but if theres no face or personal info i think doesnt harm, or do you really think that from the few ppl that see a pic of your ass someone would automatically recognize you?

you really are a fucking cretin

>As a femanon

I doubt that.

Are you so retarted that you can't understand tits or gtfo. Why do you feel the need to say your female. The reason is because you want attention. Since Yea Forums isn't a place for cucks who wanna be nice to get tits they never will you have to post them or gtfo if you wanna be treated as a female. Any user who replied and answered your questions is a cuck.

is this good enough to have you as my gf
vocaroo.com/i/s1SqZDAQOFIc

>unironically using "cuck"
Did daddy not hug you enough, or did he hug you too much?

Hello femanon,
As a woman coming onto this site just to "wonder" about whether men take pictures of you, clearly a dire attempt for attention, do you really think it's so crazy that men might take notice of you, a woman who dresses somewhat provocatively in order to garner lust and admiration?

Also sharpie in pooper

Not OP but nice job user, do you have the tabs or did you learn it by ear?

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Go back reddit retard. Cuck is used on Yea Forums all the time the only people who don't use it are lefties.

i don't have tabs, i'm sorry. i watched a youtube video, saw a guy had the capo on the 3rd fret and learned the intro by watching him and the rest of it i did by ear because i couldn't keep up with him

>you're gonna wreck me kid-shitter
>mfw I thought he mistook a cougar for a kid and they were referring to a kid butthole (a "kid's shitter")
I need to lay off the loli

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i didn't say cuck or anything about it, nor am i a lefty. you responded to the wrong guy, may want to delete and reply to the correct person.

>unironically defending unironically using "cuck"
Oh dear.

I believe OP has forsaken this thread, PBUH.

1010011010#5453

>Unironically insulting unironically defeding unironically using the word cuck
Oh my

what are you doing on Yea Forums at your age

shitposting, same as everyone else

I enjoy that you have enough self-awareness to realize simply describing your behavior is an insult.