Matched with this girl on tinder.. rate her reaction

I'm really surprised she's still talking to you.

she’s curious about sph

anybody want to see more or what she looks like?

She thinks that is 5"? Damn I need to date her . She'd think I'm 8". she'd tell all her friends about my 8" monster.

show us what she looks like

Show her

nice double dubs

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She looks like she would have fucked you just to make fun of you

but its literally impossible to fuck him
even sucking him would be very difficult

she said the same thing

she already showed my dick to her roommate

I don’t usually like black girls but damn

>i told her beforehand that i wasn’t big
Nigga, that's like being 500k in debt and telling a girl you ain't rich

same

lol

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Get a threesome going. Let them have a laugh

i don’t know if her roommate is hot

continue?

Post more of the convo, babydick.

she stopped responding

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>you took a screenshot of the chat!
you realize she knows youre screenshotting the chat right?

yeah she doesn’t care

You can afford to have standards?

look at the girl i posted

and she responded again

And the dick pic you sent her

Convince them it's worth the story and just own it. You'll get laid and they won't even care because they know in advance

Btw, boy, is that for real your fully erect dick? I dont bite into that tbh

if you rely on your dick to pick up girls then you have a shit personality

it is

Hmm nice point, bud, gonna give that one to you

Btw, you have a small dick humiliation fetish?

yes i do

Well, at least you are have a good time with what you have, that's nice
Btw, keep posting whatever she replies, btw^2 nice match, 8,7/10

probably because you keep screenshotting the chat you numbnuts. She probably thinks youre trolling her.

Idiot.

keep reading

she knows i wanted to screenshot and she’s responded since then

Tell her we're all laughing with her and want to see her nudes

This/10

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So, OP is a fag? Copy

how did you find that

Ive seen a lot of threads in my years on Yea Forums and not once have I called OP a faggot because I give everyone the benefit of the doubt.

Today is that day

OP, you are the faggotest of faggots. A king fag. The sheer amount of faggotry you have spewed in this thread is only matched inversely by your dicksize. which is to say, you're one cold day from having an inside out penis.

If you laid your dick on the keyboard erect it would range from A to Z

Your dick is so small the only girl who has blown you thought you gave her a toothpick.

If your dick were an iPod, it would be the shuffle.

Your dick is so small, I've seen erect elevator buttons larger.

Your dick is so small, you pee on your nuts.

the fact you're autistic enough not know better to show girls via tinder is shocking, you should be walking around ashamed you think you could even pretend you have something worth showing anyone. Get the fuck off the internet and use it to shove into an electric socket and end it while you still have a modicum of dignity, you hung like a field mouse motherfucker.

That might be the biggest whiff at humor I’ve ever read.

Your post was as funny as OPs dick is small.

Right click, search Google for this image.

humor?

Maybe OP is part Asian

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>Because woman never use pictures on their online dating profile that exists elsewhere online or catfishing doesn't exist

You're about as smart as ops dick is large.

This shitty post makes op look dope in contrast.

flip/white here.

>6.5