Killing myself tonight guys. Y’all have been one of the only things that i’ve enjoyed here. Trips decides the method

Just shotty

yell nigger in the projects

Suffocation by putting 10 condoms over your head.

you shouldnt but if theres no possible way of talking you out of it then my vote goes to carbon monoxide poisoning

painless and peaceful

Rolling

re-roll

Go for a high score.

Trips get. Don't do it and dedicate live to service of others.

You will need piano wire and super glue.
Make several nooses out of piano wire
Attach piano wire to strong support beam that can take your weight
Stand on stool
Insert head in nooses
Take super glue
Squeeze entire bottle into your hand
Rub hand together then place on each side of your head
Kick away the stool
Ponder for a moment why you would kill yourself in the ultimate beta move
Let the piano wire slowly decapitate you
Result it will look like you pulled your own head off in a fit of rage
????
Profit

death by old age. trips demand it

Bye

Old age and good living

...

Cut your dick off, balls and all, and shove it in your mouth while you bleed to death.

in a gay orgy

OLD

Roll

re-roll

Suicide by old age

Empty your stomach, take a shit ton of laxitives, wait a few hours to digest. Then eat as much food as you can. Fill up a bucket with shit. Then drown yourself in the shit. If your body ends up forcing yourself to breath, just accept it and breath the shit into your lungs.

reroll for this

Your point, every other cunt in here is regurgitating shit that has been around forever. Stupid cuck fuck

rolling

reeee

Glue your head to your hands and hang yourself with razor wire by jumping off a tall building. You'll fall to the ground and it will look like you pulled your head off.

yell nigger in the ghetto

Old age

i love that picture

Fucking live stream you dieing by saying "Wow im partched!"
Grab bleach and drink it.

Jump in front of a train.

Drink a gallon of cum in one go.

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Slowly over the course of years with cigarettes

re-re-re-roll

Just go masturbate and relax instead

Glue your head to your hands and jump off a 4 story building with a razor wire noose round your neck. You'll fall to the ground and it will look like you pulled your head off.

Pull a toy gun on the cops.

Stop being a pussy and live your life idiot

Fuck off, I already said that you nigger.

Set yourself on fire

Age

Chain yourself to the axle of a big mac truck.

Marriage and children

Don't do it.

>trips get

Don't

Re roll

Don't do it, user.

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re-re-re-re-roll

steal a commercial jet, do a barrel roll, then climb until it stalls.
Bonus points if you leave the cockpit door open and unbuckle during freefall

dont kill yourself

Backflip off a building

Yea Forums has changed

death by fapping

They're Reddit fags. What the fuck do you expect

Metadata obtained and the police on the way mate.

roll

Live stream it fucko

Drink a beer... smoke a blunt. Pop a xanny or two. You'll be fine my man

Death by cancer

Quads decides you don’t kill your self and man up you faggot

toaster bath

Stick your needle dick in an outlet

cut your dick off when you have a boner

>dubs
I’ll roll for this

don't do it :(

Don't kill yourself user

jump off building

jump off bridge

don't die

>They're Reddit fags.
reddit doesn't have a monopoly on decency and compassion

roll

Death by Snoo-snoo!!!

re-re-re-re-re-roll

wont go to sleep until i know you gonna die

Go with a bang

try to kill trump

Insert a big ass jar on your ass until it breaks, then bleed out.

re-re-re-re-re-re-re-roll

Ghey Secks

rolling for this

No, it isn't mate, you need admin privileges for that.

Let the geezer top himself if he wants, there's probably nothing on the telly tonight.

REEEEEEEEEROOOLLLLLLLLLLL

reroll

Don't go alone

Firework up ass

Don't do it OP. Live your life out and find what truly makes you happy.

Blow

wow i should make a thread about wanting to kill myself then i could get tons of attention too!

Sponsored by /pol/

Re-Roll for ya bud

Drowning in pussy juice. Or old age.

...

Death by snu-snu

re-roll

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too late!

Rolling

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Death by obesity

But nobody gives a fuck about him or you user.

Hang from a tree with a sign that says "Lynched"

Aids

>Keked
Good intuition fellow polack

Eat shit until it kills you

Seal you butt hoel and hold in your poop

The 72 virgins are awaiting your arrival

Old age

>This

RR

Superglue massive dildo in your ass and OD on laxatives.

Drown your self in a tub full of bleach

natural causes at 90

Blame it on the jews

This

Commit yourself to God and die slowly as a monk.

Reroll

Damnroll

Living good.

WHATTARYA DOOIN user THE RIDE NEVER ENDS IN THE BONEZONE SO HOP BACK IN YOUR SEAT WERE GOING TO HYPER SPEED

Cut throat in front of a elementary school at recess. ROLL

Eat shit and die faggot

AIDS

Re roll

Try to set the world record for amounts of masturbatings in one day, i think it was 70 or something before dude died

Re fucking roll

Jump off mount chiliad

rollin for this

this. rolling

Leave a note claiming to be QAnon, and explain how this is the final step in Trump's plan. Then find a local news crew, and shoot yourself in the head behind the reporter doing a libe report. Everyone will remember your name

Death by old age :)

I do

Roll

why you doing it?

commit an Etika

I second this

Yeah

Who cares just livestream it

jack off on a bridge nude if the cops come jump off

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Stop pretending like your life is worthy of our attention and fucking do it already, pussy

Wtf

Rolling

Long way for results

Cut space between balls and anus. Insert knife and fuck the hole.

Tie your mother up and make her watch

roll

Roll this

Place an order at a McDonald's drive through and pull up to the window. When they give you the total, scream "Fuck that shit" and blow your brains out

weather balloons tied to a lawn chair. fly to space.

old age

rollin

Reroll

Roll for monkhood instead

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Reroll

Rolling

Work at Walmart

kek I like this one

Raid Area 51

rolerino

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Roll

this

No you don't. You don't even know me, if you heard I blew my brains out on the evening news you wouldn't bat an eyelash

if you're genuinely ready to die, suicide by cop.
if this is a call for help, listen to The Smiths.

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Rerollin

Di it

this

suicide by shooting up either a synagogue or a mosque then shooting skull

seal yourself in a cave and meditate forever

do it

do this OP, you would go down in history

smh

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Or just die by suicide from old age

Agreed

Rolling for this

funny thing is even if he fails he will still be remembered

mcroll

Cant be killed

reroll

He'd be a hero

this x 10

Mchero

roll

unironically this

Im sayin

do it

No he'd be an hero

rob a huge bank and if u fail then kys

Were all dyin this thread is cancer

Same but Wendy's

Be a faggot and get aids

suicide by drinking too much water

Be an AIDS and get faggots

Drive through a crowd on Black Friday

Fly a plane into a college football stadium

Blow up a Klan rally

do a 360 off a building with a sniper trying to kill someone

Let the Lord witness these trips. Set a high score and don't pussy out on it.

Rolling for this shit

I'm rolling for this one because I like how dark it is lol

This one

Roll for this one again

try to overdose on meth

Rolling

Join a church, and blow it up

Poisonous frogs in anus

Oakalie dokalie finna do my rollie

Suicide by cops

Drink a litre of blood

Death by lawnmower.

Rape your mother in the ass, donkey punch that cunt, and shoot yourself in the head when you cum

Don't do it. Marry and live good (Jag knullar era horor till mammor som säger emot)

exit bag retard

Rolling

Old age

Travel to Venezuela and show a big staash of cash outside the airport.

you will die within minutes

don't do it. turn your life around

Eat yourself to death with fast food

Eat a LOT of doodoo on Livestream

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Wut

Reroll

This

Roll o_o

Rolling for this

The glued hands to head and razor wire hanging decapitation is clearly the best idea

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This one

call the air forces "shoot on site" bluff at area 51, live stream because aliens

You dont have the balls

Dildos up ass

livestream and we choose what you do

live

Glued hands to head decapitation

Don't.

Faggots believe this pussy will deliver

Poopoo

Self cannibalize until you bleed out

Let me fuck and murder you instead

The trip God's are not with us today anons

Oh God this actually could be hot if he does it on film omg

Drown yourself in a toilet with piss and shit that isn’t your own

Dear God I better not get wet

Reroll

Rolluu

Go on rampage with a chainsaw till u are stopped

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Roll omg

Roll
Livestream omg

this
or this

Find the trips you lazy lizard fuckers

Livestream this if I get trips

Livestream doing this

Livestream this please

Omg Livestream yourself doing this

Re roll

Living to death

It would be cool if you Livestream doing this

Livestream doing this one

Livestream doing this oneeeeeee

this

Livestream this if I get tripssssss

Roll

Livestream it yeeeeeee

Livestream dis

Rere roll

at the front desk of your nearest hospital

Shove a stick of dynomite up your ass

Livestream it .

Do it faggot

Please Livestream this
>trips get

>Trips get
Livestream this pls

This one

Yhggffffg Livestream pls

You won't kys in a normal way, you will pack your stuff and leave without telling nobody leave for another country dissapear forever

roll for this one

roll for this

Get

Choke on a red dildo

.

Livestream dis pls

Livestream this plssssssssss

Make a killdozer and go on a killing spree in your nearest shopping mall

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Livestream it yessssss

Everyone let's make him Livestream this

choke on your semen

Sharpie in the pooper

re-roll

Take 6 nuns hostage, and make them fight each other to the death. If they refuse, rape them and give them the morning after pill until they do it. Make the last one kill you yo escape

Okay now this is sick

>Trips get
Livestream

Do it bitch

Tvddtgguhbh
Livestream

Reroll

Newfag detected

:(
I just want this dude to do this one if he is gonna do it anyway

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Oh boy trips get
Livestream

Please continue to live. Do it for your friends and family if you can’t find a reason to do it for yourself.

Trips
Livestream

Take his place

I'm suprised no one got trips yet

Trips now

>when you're such an NPC you don't even have the free will to end your life but that's ok because anybody who does is just a pussy and you're stronger than them because you 'chose' to suffer

Yeah Livestream

Quads and you get to live a happy life untill you are old and you blow your brains out with a shotgun in front of the Whitehouse

Fucking get that shit

Say bruh until you starve to death

Reroll

Do it op

Re roll

It's not gonna give any trips, and Max replies almost reached

fuckckkcklsc

Adopt a rescue dog, be kind to it, teach it to love again, and then abandon it via suicide

This one for sure

Don’t kill yourself

...

Omgggggg

Reroll

I'm rolling for something different. Instead of killing yourself, you move in with me and teach me something you know about.

Livestream

Ok this is epic

Fucking weirdo

This and Livestream

Poopswallowing

Peepeepoopoo

Fuck a weirdo, contract herpes and die

Rape your mom OP then slit her throat and cum in wound before opening up your wrists hotdog bun style. Bonus points for raping and murdering your sister too.

please don't

oh fuck

Roll

reroll

Not proper trips, but it's the closest we've got in this thread.

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