Post your bedrooms faggots

>counting the piss bottles

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what circle of hell is this

Whichever one has the most flies/fruitflies, oh and silverfish.

yea man, fbi can't do shit with windows98

Who took the photos gents?

A. The person who "lives" there as a point of pride
B. A concerned family member or landlord
C. The police

thats p gnar scruh

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fat diabetic mexican out of 10

show us the passenger seat of your dodge dart

i feel sad for the people here
imagine how depressed they have to be
shit sucks man

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Those two warm unopened cherry pepsis

dude i love old slice of life pics like these

This shit looks like fucking Fallout nigga

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It provokes one to use their minds, you could say.

don't feel sad for these sub-humans. I get paid big monies to clean up their shit after the inevitable suicide.

do you know how much a cockroach infested PS4 or XBOX 1 sells for? it may not be much but ive pawned about 25 a month for years now.

lawn mower in the living room? yep 150 per after a few minutes of work to clean em

black crusted lazyboy recliner? 5 bucks of pressure washing and 2 days in the blower room and that shit gets rented out at the local Aarons

wanna know something sad? ive been getting busier and busier as years go by. I'm not sad anymore i'm not even willing to say that theres light in humanity.

thanks now im more sad

dude i had a trans gender friend female to male and her slash him what ever they had a trailer like this the bitch was trashed as fuck just shit every were

The place where I sit and browse Yea Forums has a lot of garbage I need to clean up, but I could never go as far as sleeping in a pile of trash.

i guess you can't read either

thanks

reddit

faggot

>boasts
>doesn't post proof
>faggot detected

I always wondered about that. "Holy shit, do we really devolve to filthy human beings in a post-apocalyptic world?"

Damn, that's even more depressing.

nope just an oldfag that's been done with all this bullshit for a while.

haha under my desk
other side has about 70 more bottles
i really want to see a doctor but i cant

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motherfuckers just dont give a shit anymore. i dated a chick a few months back who's house was the same, garbage everywhere, just random mattresses laying around, but she used this huge recliner for a bed. shit was pitiful. sat a watched tv with her in the dark, and you could just see fruitflies flying by the screen constantly. still made out with her, and was really close to fucking her, but she wasn't having it so i gtfo asap, well, see ya later.

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I would everywhere except for where I'm living. I would fucking love to be in a last man on earth scenario. finally free from all the dipshit retards everywhere.

wtf, i just went to make a new folder and was going to call it 'garbage house', but it was already there....dude uhh wut

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The collapse of society would be an interesting thing to witness. Won't happen in my lifetime though.
Would feel like a boss to be a prepper though.

There's a radroach colony under the sink.

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Jee-hee-heezus

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"hey bro you wanna play some smash bros?"

Its sad, nothing in this thread can hold a candle to the CWC household, anyone got pics of the inside of his house/room?

So we just gonna ignore the pocketpussy

when you accidentally press enter on player.placeatme

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I lived like this too when I was in the military constantly moving around so I never bothered to get furniture

dude same at their place but with roaches it turned the xbox thing on once the camera add on i forgot what their called i never got one

nice digimon and pokemon card bro

you can read first hand accounts from venezuela or yugoslavia but one of the things they often mention is that you didn't really see garbage around because everything had to be repurposed or scrapped

i prefer it that way, keeps my mind clear

omg.........

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so you just shit on your bedroom floor?

Hey, I've got that same weight set.

all my furniture was donated by contract marriage guys or i'd buy it at a steal from the multitude of divorces. I bought some nice whirlpool washer dryers for 25 because the guy knew he was destined for the brig

Willard that you?

nice

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where else would you do it?

looks like animal shit

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Jesus I feel normal next to all this degeneracy.

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nah this is just a gay form of code speak like flags on a ship.

the actual owner of this room single handedly kept the lights on in akihabara for over a year.

I want to chain smoke and play Diablo 2 in the room.

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god damn dude. imagine jamming your face right onto the darkest area of the mattress and taking a huge deep breath and maybe licking it a little

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This is the room of somebody that gets no pussy, ever

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californian as fuk

at least you exercise.

Dude.... I really think you should see someone. You're really not going to live much longer if you keep that up. I'd tell you to stop but stopping cold turkey will likely kill you... You really need to try cutting back any way you can and really analyze your life right now.

minnesota tbh

learn to take pictures u fucking faggot

better pìc

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likely just rolls it under his foot while jacking off to weird shit like clopping

lol

Imagine the smell

pouring one out for fridgebro

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Imagine the smell

Yo dude you got that nasty ass californian mind set. Come over to the golden state and we'll find some homeless dude to let us hog out his socks while we spam shit on pro-trumpers

At least it's not filled with piss bottles and covered in shit stains. There are tiers of permanent virginity, and this guy is considerably above most of the people in this thread.

Bedroom? Summerfag, kys

Imagine the smell

Say what you want, but whoever lives there clearly sleeps there. Maybe you're blind user? In which case I'm a lot more sympathetic.

thats gonna be a probably not for me bro, i like living where there's actually water and not millions of moist immigrants

Imagine the diseases

disgusting faggots

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fucking racist

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Imagine the smell

Imagine the AIDS

The original IMAGINE THE SMELL!

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Its time to invade.

that a Carlsberg hat?

oh shit, i didn't see this was posted. ;_;7
nevar forget

nah it's a golf wang hat

what is that brown shit all over the carpet?

probably the dried cum from his boyfriend's condoms that he spilled on the floor

fuck I hate it when that happens

looks like chair skin or vinyl

fabric from the chair. rips off.

they need to be sucked

What exactly would you call your profession? Are you just a house cleaner who happens to get called into these situations?

Also, how does one get into that line of work? I'm legitimately interested.

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not really. people down multiple cans of soda a day. He has 37 beer bottles, that could just as easily be 5 beers a day if that was a weeks worth. And he's not even getting drunk from those, they're Coronas....the fact that those are Coronas are the real issue here.

>On phone
>File size too big
>how do?

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Erin?

>fact that those are Coronas are the real issue here.

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Nice exif data

Man

That's just poverty user

and the rest of these "bedrooms" aren't?

i'm a cleaner that specializes in disposition of human remains or hoarder homes.

in reality the human remains disposition calls are only once in a while and the rest of the calls are from landlords or family for the mentally ill.

I started by just talking to slum lords who rented to section 8 and nigs. I also post my ad in city hall and give it to local police, sheriff and fire dept. They aren't legally supposed to recommend me but in some cases the owner of the home has no idea where to even start so when they get my card they can't send me a request fast enough.

don't get into this shit if you ever want to see people as normal ever again

hey OP

Yea Forums remove exif data when uploaded

Good for you user, finding a niche and making some cash from it.
My grandfather had a story like this, how he found his elder sister, or aunt or something, completely decomposed in a room and had no fucking clue who to call to clean up such a foul mess.

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my alienware!

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>believing this

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whoa!

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GRANDFATHER NURGLE IS PLEASED

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faggot

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yeah that shits sad common. but the shittiest part of my job is having to clean up a room that was obviously occupied by a kid. Imagine growing up like this and thinking it was fucking normal. The worst fucking day ever was when i found some kids stash of money they were hiding from someone likely their own parents.

My god... my room is a mess but ffs...

faggot

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>Windows 3.1 cabinet
>Windows XP on screen

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Yes, but it should still show the phone model, shutter speed, aperture size etc. and there's nothing.

Could you elaborate on the whole human remains aspect of your work? Do you have any stories that are worth telling? I'm not necessarily interested in getting into that field, but I am interested in hearing about your experiences.

Plenty are mostly lack of hygene.
No amount of cleaning will change the fact that your walls and floor are wood boards.

been there. years ago
tidy now. ability to focus on life
tidying as u go .. everything put away, immediately
that = depression. that = a representation of the posters mind (clutter)

Rate

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>Do you have any stories that are worth telling?
not really in the human remains category. Ive had to clean an apartment SIGW but the cops and ems took everything but left a .45 slug in the wall that i had to fish out. The rest are just oldsters passing and i once had to clean up a small home where the guy decomposed into the AC vent in the floor

outside of that ive found evidence of sexual abuse of kids or animals and have to photograph it and report it to lopo. grossest was when i found a dudes collection of shit in diapers and crusted over fursuits. I don't take pictures outside of required photos because the last thing i want is losing the money from this job

>furries dying
fucking finally

Does your mom complain about the condition of her basement?

Those are fucking hands

I just want to put on a hazmat suit and power clean that whole house

>cant
Won't

7/10 compared to these cucks, 5/10 compared to normal people

Fags

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a lot of money to be made there user

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>Yea Forums remove exif data when uploaded

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Old skool BBS

Cambodian cheap ass whore house.

yep and whats really fucked up is that some of these people that do this to other peoples homes don't ever have to front dime 1 to cover the cost.

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Well, wtf

Lol with that pocket puss and shit on the floor, this room must belong to.. Christin chandler

Imagin the smell

Im sorry my room btw

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weirdly comfy

At least this room is clean and well-lit

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why so many fucking pillows?

>clean room
>million pillows
actual girl's bedroom confirmed

The pillows at the bottom left go up top when the bed is made up properly, just put them there at night for when I'm sleeping since I only sleep on one side of the bed.

Ne mro rat

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shit just looks uncomfortable. I can't imagine waking up to stepping on cold tile. bright ass red light on the wall with some satanic painting above my head. painting reprints someone stole from long john silvers next to that and some unwelcoming motel 5 alarm clock next to my face.

waking up stepping on cold tile is a godsend if you live in a hot country user

No u

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Yeh it's the tropics so I enjoy the tile, everything else you said is fair enough I find it comfy, to each their own.

>craptop
Kys

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only if your late stage diabetic before getting them cut off.

ive lived in hot countries and bought house shoes just to avoid that madness. The only time i thought it was nifty was when the floor was cut stone and released heat at night and stayed warm into the morning

Fuck you jacob

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>middle pic on the dry erase board

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Ngl, my room's pretty dank

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It has ok specs. 1050ti 4gb gddr5 i5 7300HQ 8gb ddr4

fucking hell man how molested by your uncle were you

please post a detailed story, cleanserbro

Is that clay? The fuck.

Why is there a aussie and mexican flag?

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yep little coiled piles of night clay

Is this California?

I lived in Australia for a year. I'm using the Mexican flag in a video project.

Those are the invoice to pay for this:

thats an invoice to pay for flood damage

Hell yeah. I love night clay.

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Imagine what would happen if you ever managed to convince a girl to come over

Why do you live in the conditions you do? Why not get a new, clean mattress?

what gun above teh door user?

I don't care that you have a weeb problem. If you're passionate about making music then just fuckin' give 'er.

where are your fedoras and samurai swords

nice pipe

>piss bottles

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Found the fag

man I've been to this crack house

>fucking summer

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>reddit spacing
Fuck off

Funny when this make-shift house is cleaner than these other dudes homes.

Ahahahahahahahahahhahaha
Seriously, iv have drank more 1.75L vodka bottles then this has drank light beer. Fyi corona extras are weak.

Looks like an army brat room.

i knew i seen this nig before

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Is that baseboard heating along that entire wall?

You can see the faint pepe the frog entrapped the wall, longing to escape.

Typical in old apts. Lived in one that had it on every single wall like molding.

Comfy.

Very expensive to do so. A lot cheaper to just cinder block it or just frame a normal efficiency. Shipping containers run about 8k each, and cutting them lowers their integrity.

Your drapes look like vsginas.

>and cutting them lowers their integrity
Not by much, and you can always reinforce doorways.

Looks kind of Gaudi. Like.

Thos is the reality of those people you watch on yt and where they stay to bring paradise videos and photos. Travel and tourism to the best places aren't always nice.

So inefficient...

What do you expect from that day and age.

It looks like you are serving time in Nintendo prison.

I think a lot of these are depression nests.

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Must be the person I see riding the electric scooter at WalMart at 3am

My buddies used to live like this. They would offer to make me a sandwich, and I’d be like “nah, I’m good.”

>sandwich
from fucking what? mouldy bread and months old sliced ham?

Rotate/10

Nice room! Amazing how some anons get triggered when they see clean and normal living areas.

Wow. This is unique.

Exactly.

Oh shit i remember seeing this.

GIRL SPOTTED

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I would. Fuck yeah I would.

>Won't happen in my lifetime though.
You sure about that?

Please share some of your finds! Stories or pics... I could use a good laugh.

What the fuck kind of nice shitty house is this?

I have the exact same printer. Can't get it to work with current Windows though. I wonder what the old school reel to reel is for.