I have a massive crush on Janeane Garofalo

oh look it's this retard again.

Reported

She's fucking trash. She once had diarrhea all over the bathroom at the Panera's I used to work at. She wouldn't even help clean it up. She said "it's your job! You clean it up!" Fucking disgusting entitled shit bitch

Good fiction.

Of course you dont believe me. That's why bitches like her get away with shit all the time

she actually does look really sexy in this pic...

fuck off you demented psycho

I'll admit she was totally fuckable in the mid 90's.

I just wanna rip that blouse off of her and make out.

When and where was it?

Still is.

same. she can leave the glasses on too

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That hair, those eyes, that smile.

Still hot.
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You incels are lying if you say you wouldn't fuck her....

Like 3 years ago in San Diego

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She took a shit on my chest years ago when we were on a coke bender for four days.

jeeze why

what kind of autistic bullshit is this?

Exactly.

Hey, she's gotta go.

Ah, her blonde period.

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Janeane hair/wig stores please?

yeh but she could have at least aimed for the toilet. She got diarrhea everywhere BUT the toilet!

Great photo.

Majority Report.

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Not gonna lie, I see these threads a lot but this is the first time ive wanted to fap to her

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Told ya she was hot.

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She has pretty nice eyes and lips tbh. She'd probably give great head

Yes, great lips for blowjobs. Watch the first 7 eps of "Girlfriends Guide To Divorce"

Honk!

Ben Stiller Show Forever!

She was "Wet Hot" in "Wet Hot American Summer" and it's Netflix series.

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She's the kind of neurotic bitch that would have been in there for an hour cleaning it up with the wisp thin toilet paper.

Looks like a guy. You into guys, huh?

I was an extra in Jiminy Glick in Lalawood
on a day she was working. I was not allowed to go near her. Good story I know

Seriously?

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What was she like?

She seemed nice enough to the crew. I heard her laugh a few times but I don't know to what

Who said you weren't allowed to go near her?

Did/does she wear a wig? Was she all botoxed up?

One of the producers, there was a lot of extras that day so he told us all to not approach her.

Looked like real hair and her face didn't look stiff or anything

She's usually a down to earth person to talk to. I think the producer overreacted. Martin Short is known to be an asshole to fans.

I didn't really see him do anything to an extra but he really shit all over some poor guy who brought him the wrong coffee

Ugh. Though the visual of him doing it in his Jiminy Glick costume is funny.

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I have performed oral with her

instagram.com/p/Bockk0ZHpU3/

Where?

Gothic Garofalo is best Garafalo

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Classic scene.

I was in the theater but I didn't make it on camera

I've had a big crush on Ally Sheedy.

Not a friend of hers personally, but know people in her circle. She seems cool, but I'd hate to be the poor sob who falls in love with her. She's Asexual, but not the kind who just minds her business and lives their life relationship-free. She dates men, refuses to be intimate, but still demands the man provides all the typical traditional benefits that come from a boyfriend. She seems to want all the advantages of a significant other, but without having to provide any sexual intimacy. I dunno maybe theres some guy out there whose comfortable with that.

Doesn't she have a boyfriend?

yah... and he doesn't get laid.

So, is she polyamorous?

Does she wear a wig?

lol I think i was pretty clear, she dates guys, but doesn't have sex with them, cuz she thinks sex is icky, but likes having a man around who can do things for her. But cuz she's famous can get away with it.

if any of you betas is debating fapping to this. just come out of the closet now

What are the boundaries? No sex period? Or do blowjobs and handjobs not count?

its the period right before they realize they are in to trannies

no sex period, and you can't have sex with outside women.

I'm sure she doesn't mind if you have affairs. She allows her boyfriend to have them.

Does she wear a wig/weave/extensions? Will she try to stop smoking?

Me.

She got a little Fairuza Balk thing going here.

What work has she had done to her face?

I don't know I barely give a shit about her just told you what i heard. Give me a list of your questions and if you ever spam this thread again and I actually got around to asking people who would know/care I'll let you know.

Has she tried to stop smoking/will she ever?

Did/does she wear a wig/weave/hairpiece/extensions?

What work has she had done to her face?

How tall is she really?

Would she interested in younger men? Given that she runs with a young crowd.