Confess

You have a double space between "princess" and "curled" on the second page.

A guys wife fell in love with me resulting in their divorce. I didn't even fool around with her until it was essentially over. I would have dated her at a different point in my life. She makes $150k+, fitness body, gave wonderful head and swallows.

This. Nothing made me more cringe today.

Based Editor

I had unprotected sex with a pedo the same day he got out of prison.

I'm a virgin at 22 and afraid to fail in bed

Fucked my cousin 5 times then she tried to blackmail me into giving her money she was 16

You a girl or a dude?

then end the relationship and apologize to her and her husband

A retard

I'm a straight virgin who likes posting his dick in dick rate threads even though the raters are probably all dudes i like the praise and attention for my dick

Gril
Thanks

Why would you do that?
It also makes the pedo less afraid and guilty about his actions

I was drunk.

How did you met him? How old are you/ him?
Did you know he was a pedo beforehand?

YOu regret it?

Post nudes of yourself please

You're going to fail, so don't be afraid of it. Just own it.

I pooped on ur mom

Considering my age I'm also considering wating until marriage

I'm in my late 20's and i really want to date a girl who turns 18 next month. She has anxiety like me, she's kind, and she's beautiful. Problem is I'm worried my family will have a problem with it because of the age difference. If we were to date when she's 18 (probably won't) then would it really be that big a deal if she's legal?

Yes.
I'm 20 now. Was 16 then and he was 39. I knew some of the stuff he'd done and I'd semi knew him from the area before he got sent down.

Nope go on ahead my guy

Ok you got drunk, but why didn't you resist? being drunk doesn't make one magically forget all values they have

Because, I'm not gonna lie, I lost all inhibitions and he was quite fit.

Post body

My bitch of a mom was like no don't date 18 year olds date girls closer to your age yet here's the thing my great grandpa was 11 years older than my great grandma. He was 29 when they met and she was 18 kind of hypocritical of my mom to point out the age difference when me and her wouldn't even exist without my great grandpa nailing an 18 year old back then.

when i lived in Minnesota i was fucking this old chick moved back south to louisanna she feel in love with me still loves me. she married some guy and still sends me nudes and tells me she loves me

This

Legaly not, but dude 10 years are a lot
I'm sure you'll regret it eventually, because she seems emotionally childish

What if your great grandpa listened to his mom and he never dated your great grandma? Your family would be non-existent. Date her user.

I'm just lurking here looking for good stories to masturbate over...

I should "fix" my intense fear of not being good enough, but I know for a fact it's why I excel at work.

not good trade off
you'll suffer emotionally and spiritually regardless of your extrabux
try to find the root of the problem and then eliminate it

also read Zhuan Falun

Bro she is legal age and it ain't like you are fucking 50-60 going after an 18year old dude your fucking late 20 close to 30's like come on my guy that's every guys dream and she is legal. Like dude you might be able to teacher her. Go right ahead quit thinking, SHE IS LEGAL AGE

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My gf dated a full on pedo for 18 months, user. Don't feel too bad.

I just want someone to hug me and tell me everything will be ok.

that doesn't make her situation better, just both of them degenerate

You need to forgive your father for not being there for you in our child hood and tell this to his face, in person

I know it's stupid i have to worry about what my fing mom thinks i even know this one girl (not the girl I'm crushing on) who is 18 and dating a 48 year old that's a 30 year age difference it'd be understandable for someone to get mad at that but as long as she's 18 no one should care. Guessing the 48 year old either has a ton of money or a big dick and that 18 year old must be into older dudes

Niggers tongue my anus

May as well pile in on this. My ex was the same. Although he was into girls back then (I'm a dude).

Why aren't you crushing on someone your age?
and 0 years are a lot user, 38 tand28 is more understandable then 29 and 18

I think Yea Forums has gone to shit, but I find that everywhere else I can go to talk about shit I like are even worse.

Hey mom

Despite wiping thoroughly, I always end up with some truffle butter an hour after I poop. Especially on hot days

I mean you posted about this here, you yourself know that it's kinda fucked up

I know a solution
Wipe from the front

To answer your question most girls my age are fat, have kids, and are married.

but not all

But who was phone?

I second this

Don't worry though I'm probably not going to ask her out or anything. Would like to but as i wrote earlier i have anxiety and she does too.

Bro I don't wan to ruin this for you, I'm just saying that she might still be a child at hearth
However if you want to know if you can truly handle her, ask her out, date her, kiss her but don't sex her for a while

*heart

Don't have to worry about me being all about sex I'm a virgin who doesn't even care that much about sex.

Okay
try to become /git/ and confident anyway
Gl
She might be a match for you, try it
maybe she is emotionally mature and maybe you are a great match for each other

*/fit/

I'm dating a really sweet guy. Generally happy in the relationship. The older I get I realize I'm kinda aromantic and don't like being tied down. Probably not gonna break up with him just yet tho

No, you just have daddy issues
Get in contact with your father and forgive him for not being there for you in your life

Only problem is i barely ever talk to the girl. And on fb the other day she did show a little interest by randomly out of nowhere sending me a message saying happy birthday sorry I'm late that was cool ( i was secretly hoping she'd tell me happy birthday) she likes my profile pictures a lot too. I'm not really experienced with this kind of stuff so I'm probably sounding more immature than she might be. Maybe down the road as mature more as a person and she gets a little older we could date

You have to become mature, fast.
A man has natural authority over a women and should elad her and for that to work he has to be confident and mature.
Also talk on the phone with her if possible and set up a date asap.
just talking online won't lead anywhere

A-user... My father is dead.

She wrote back you're welcome after i said thanks for her saying happy birthday. Is it even possible to respond to that?

Nope. I found out she was married before I had the chance and couldnt in good conscience.

Tell that to his ghost then, just speak with an upright heart to him directly

gl

Does she live nearby?
Do you have something planned for your birthday?
Do you have friends?
whatever you choose to do, invite her

That's what I had to do. Although, I never told the husband fearing he would take it out on her.

I work with some of her friends maybe i could tell them i have a thing for so and so and we could all hangout as a group or something

don't be a pussy, do it
he'll find out eventually and not many lovers dare to do this upright thing, many just smash and dash or smash and steal the girl

yes
however i can only give my smol limited advice, this whole operation is on you, you're the captain

I jack off to my friends and I stole a pair of panties off of one of them when I went round their house, I feels ashamed for doing it but god knows I’m not gonna stop

I'm going to take my time on it no need to rush it. I'm just worried about telling her friends that i work with i have a crush on a girl a lot younger than me they could tell her and she could be grossed out or they might be like you two would be a great couple you have a lot in common and would be a cute couple or something like that. It could go either way.

it'll only get worse from her
remember the airforce veteran crossdresser killer?

take your time, but don't use it as an excuse
you have to meet her today
do it fggit

The problem is, this dude is a total wet blanket, she actually found me in the first place because she thought the marriage was a mistake. When asked about divorce she pulled the whole "promise in front of God and everyone" excuse. So here I am.

More i wait though the better chances some dude might come in and date her she's not that unattractive. Facially wise she's the kind of girl I've always wanted to be with.

Do they have kids?

I do not

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I have a fetish for slowly pumping air into my butthole with pic related, retain it for a couple of minutes and then releasing it for recreational fart-sniffing activities.
I also enjoy wearing plastic bags like diapers, with a tiny hole in which I insert the cannula, then I can redirect farts directly to my face with just the cannula tube.

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You are forgiven.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now.

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>recreational fart-sniffing activities

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wow why are you forgiving the most degenerate things?
you a d- degenerate pastor?

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Anyone have any other advice for me?

YES
DONT BE A LITTLE BITCH

I'm in my 30s and have been dating girls ~10 years younger than me for a while now.

it feels like a bigger deal at first, but if it lasts nobody will bat an eye after a while. it's not a huge age difference in the grand scheme of things.

your biggest issue is that if she's 18, there's a good chance she's still exploring who she is which may fuck things up for you eventually.

I'll remember that. Thanks.

WELCOME

I let my 12 yr old bro fuck me, and cum in me

Thanks for the advice. You're right on people forgetting i used to think it was weird for my brother to date a girl 8 years younger than him and now they're happily married with a kid. She made the first move on my brother. Maybe i should wait for this girl to make it happen if she is into me.

cum fest

>You're right on people forgetting
yep. time makes everything easier.

>Maybe i should wait for this girl to make it happen
waiting for just that doesn't really help. If it feels right go for it, if it doesn't don't. 'waiting just in case' increases the chance of something else happening in the meantime.

So?

I'm a nazi and I live in constant fear thst the authorities might storm my house or arrest me at any time.

I had consensual sex in the missionary position.

I'm male too

Pathetic
Now man up and bully your brother for being fucking gay

I've been playing this girl for over 6 months now, sending her a lot of signals but never making a move (we've even skinny dipped at this point). Feels bad because I don't plan to do anything with her since I have a gf and have been basically playing her for months now.

listen, I've fucked a lot of girls 18-22 (really into virgins, and this age range, all women are complete idiots and super easy). While sex is fun, a serious relationship at that age is bound to eventually fail. The girl doesn't know what she wants, and is not emotionally ready for a serious committed relationship. This is one of the reasons why divorce rates are so high, these girls are desperate for love, but in reality have no idea what love is, or what they even want in life.

what's the prob with your gf?
you wouldn't like to be cheated on, right?

long distance relationship, I haven't been laid in over a year. So I basically use this girl to just release some of my mental tension

WIll the long distance relationship move to living together eventually?
If not, then dump your e-gf and get with this new chick.
If yes, then just rub one out

yeah planning shit to go real once schools done.

DONT THROW YOUR RELATIONSHIP AWAY FOR ONE QUICK FUCK

And the problem is?

So you have mistresses? Who the fuck cares?

I regularly ask my wife to tell me how small my dick is during sex. We both cum buckets.