You just woke up in Projared's body, what do you do?
You just woke up in Projared's body, what do you do?
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Look at that database of shared nudes sent by his fans that he for some reason got. Then try to make blackmail out of it so my actually body gets some kind of benefit and kill myself hoping it returns me to my original body and kills Jared.
Fpbp. Nailed it.
Look up who I am.
Leave everything behind and start a new life as a drug dealer/pimp. Cus he looks like fucking trash.
Hmm do I have his knowledge as in bank account numbers etc? If not I fucking panic. Imagine being yourself trapped in a shitty weak pedophile body with no escape. True Horror.
Cheat on my wife
Cry
Seriously he's so ugly I'd cry
I'd return to my body loving myself and how I look so much more
Fuck off Laura
he never cheated on her tho, she just forced him into a open relationship and she got mad because he was getting laid more than her
I mean
Fuck off Laura
Also this
Fap to all my exploit , also grind my nose with the cheese grater
and you know he also exposed himself knowingly to underaged lasses.
nice try Jared
Unironically this
Bye bitch
Fuck off
Probably review Ghostbusters II on NEs and give it a Invisible Nigger/10
delete my Metal Gear Rising review
Keep acting the role of Beans on even Stevens, accepting the role in life of living with deformity or fucking fetal alcolhol syndrome or whatever makes him look like his face was mauled by a cougar and rebuilt using Ass skin
Put my sailor mercury cosplay and fuck the bird lady with it of course
>rape
Same thing with this guy. What drugs did his parents do while concieving or is it just from Alabama. Family dynamics
Momo got a haircut?
ask refuge in Israel before the inevitable mob lynching
FUCK ALL OF YOU JARED IS FUCKING HOT I WOULD FUCK HIM EVEN WITH HIS WIFE IN THE PICTURE
Look in the mirror and think "wow what an ugly fuck. how the hell did this guy have sex?"
have sex with PBG
Fuck the shit out of Holly Conrad.
literally who
Is this real?
Commit suicide
no, everyone knows PBG is the real bottom
Cheat on my bitch of a wife with someone only marginally better, although less of a raging cunt, and then unintentionally show my dick to literally the entire internet.
his ex-wife was hotter than Holly tho
Fuck his cat
True, although I meant "better" in character. Which, even then, is questionable.
You first
Probably remove the penis that's inside of me.
After that who knows.
You are not a female, remove the pepe and be especially pathetic,
what fuckery is this? They were not in an open relationship at all
obviously not, Jareds nose is 10x bigger than that pic
Kill myself. Imagine been that ugly. what's the point in existing then.
google my name so I know who I am.
He looks like a fucking pedophile, I've thought that even before all the drama tbh
Post Laura porn
Kill myself.
Is he aware that his name sounds close to progeria and he looks a little like someone who has it?