This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM...

This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with an ice pick unless you post in this thread

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Ill suck Teddy's dick

ok

He doesn’t have one

Wagwan boys

what about his asshole

Ted is peng

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aight

Jokes on you mah nigga I’m working the graveyard shift.
Also this guy looks like a tweaker I picked up the other night

heck u

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Hi Ted

Teddy has a beautiful smile

this is gay

This is really, really, really funny banana. Funny banana is hiding in some oldfag's saved image folder. Funny banana will start taking over shitty reaction threads like this unless they stop fucking shitting up the board.

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Teddy pls leave my humble abode

What time zone? How does he manage to be in all our houses at once? What if someone were to not see this thread, do they get ice picked?

Disappointed OP. You have failed to explain Teddy’s lore and now I am in utter disbelief.

How can he do that if he's dead? Dumb nigger can't even live long enough to kill me.

You got me

I dont care. I am alone. Maybe he wants to be my friend?

I'm gonna imagine Teddy is a T-girl, I'm gonna suck on his Johnson and bang him up the Jackson. Let's party mother fucker.

shiiiit

fuuuck

teddy chill nigga you can live in the attic free of charge

But that's gay. He'll be stabbing another dude with his pick

that'd be dope as fuck

Not if I fuck him first

Teddy can perfectly lick my ass anytime no problem.

Jokes on Teddy. I'm too poor to have hiding places in my home.

Ok teddy I did it, now leave

nice eyes tedwardo

that was easy

Kik me for pics of my ex.

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Hi Tiddy

fuck

Just searched my whole place, no sign of teddy. Good try you fucking dipshit

>hiding somewhere in your home

Good thing i rent an apartment

I CRI :C

oh

...Home doesn’t mean house, penis breath.

what is it now 2002?

very cool Teddy very cool

Apagando las luces

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Peng

maaan

Rolls i guess

ok

luls

k

Nice, thanks :)

Does Teddy love me?

o no

K

i work 3rd shift, so ill be at work faggot.

Will teddy fuck me in the ass instead

I guess I’ll post

Choke on a giant bag of dicks faggot

K

Fake news

I wanna cuddle teddy

Croac

Teddy please don't do that please don't haunt my house haunt my neighbors

You'll know who I mean because they blast music

Okay I'll post

DONT COME FOR ME TEDDY

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Axaxxa

Pussies

Tell him to come I haven't fucked a girl in a while and I'm horny as fuck

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teddy better be payin rent nigga

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oh dear. whatever will i do.

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my nut hurt

No thanks

Gay

Go away faggot

Cuck

Is Teddy a trained professional?

I'll give Teddy a dick and suck it

:(

boohoo

Tfw this is still getting tonnes of attention

nigs

I've got a dog, sorry Ted.

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Fuk u

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But he won't

got an interview tommarow so just wanna be safe

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Hi Teddy. You look great today.

thank

K

Fuk u op.

well shit teddy

I work graveyard shift.

teddy looks like a fun guy

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op is nig

I'm sleep deprived and usually never post on these posts. Fuck you teddy.

niggers

Skid me pants

Bruh

I want to die so i wont reply
>FUCK

Ooooooooh

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k

You're in real trouble now.

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cunt

Based teddy

Okay

And then he will fuck your eye holes...

old pasta

No, he will skull-fuck you to death, faggot.

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For fucks sake Teddy

I will not post in this thread

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j

dam

K

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Blessed

Pass it over, EloNigger.

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Ok

Ayyyy lmao fuck that i have things to do tomorrow, teddy

Niggerrrrr

>Woof, that was a close one!
kys faggot

God damnit not again...

op is a dumb bitch

I'm gonna beat that tussy

An ice pick is a very poor tool to remove eyes with

Fuk u teddy

op needs his dad back

Teddy boy toy me raw yayayaya

based

Ahh

Teddy bend over shake that ass for me

Why does that frog look like a black girls pussy

Weiny

based

O

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Quite the dilema I see

wack

Am not sccared

Sneed

Yea Forumsee is love
Yea Forumsee is life

Loo

Ah

pls no

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Thank you great frog

I mean just to be safe I'm going to post

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Fuck you... ice picks.... really????

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Damn

POOP DIAPER

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Have fun with your urethral infection.
SUBHUMAN !!!!

I'll remove his rectum

weiner

Jokes on you it is 3.38AM nothing has happened die in a fire

you r gay

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it's 3:40 and nothing happend :c

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

done

WHATS THAT BEHIND YOU?

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Got me maayn

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aint that johnny

how could he do that if he’s dead

also if he’s dead I would smell his body come on

eddy ain’t shit

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Tell him to bring weed

shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet nigga

bruh

I sure hope captain levi is okay guys

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k

You thought is was teddy, but instead it was I! DIO!

All of these people makin jokes, but they are actually afraid

Ok

I've fapped to worse..

teddy pls

you gay

Teddy doesnt realize I bench 300lbs and will fuck whatever walks onto my property,
tedy doesnt realize my dick will feel like an ice pick

aasaa

don't threaten me with a good time..

Go away teddy

Fuzzy bee

God damnit I don't need this shit

Stfu faggot

It's already past 3:37

Ok I'll post in this thread. Does Teddy like playing Mario Party? I'm super lonely :(

Go away teddy

I want my eyes

teddy is a fat gay nigger

Teddy’s a cunt

Nice selfie Teddy

Got some 00 with his name on it.

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oh boy

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fuckin teddy, I aint takin no chances.

Fuck That Nigga

Fuck it.
I'm not taking chances.

lul

...

more?

n word

bbbryh

how do you remove eyes with ice pick>?

teddy is a cutie

Imma fuckin brain dat nigga if he pop up in ma crib.

I'm to tired for this shit

Stab and whisk like they're an egg beater?

What the shit, Teddy?

plz no teddy.

Teddy pls

dang he better not dang ol' teddy

Creepy cumskin stepping into a crack house I Doubt it

got me

dumbass

you guys are nuts lol looks like your being crazed by your own rage please continue.

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Niggger

ok teddy j chill

Ok.

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Now show me teddy's asshole

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It's 4.32 here, eat a bag of dicks Teddy

gay

I AM SORRY FOR WHAT I'VE DONE

Ok

Oh, thank goodness 3:37 comes but once every hundred thousand years

>In my home
>Remove my eyes
Bitch I'm at work tonight

gay

teddy pls have sex with me

Fuck U and fuck Teddy

Oh, thank goodness 3:37 comes but once every hundred thousand years.

no thanks

Thanks

You should be safe for the next hundred thousand years, thank goodness

Well thank your lucky stars 3:37 only come but once per hundred millennia

You should be safe for 100,000 years, I’d say

Oh, thank goodness 3:37 comes but once every 100,000 years

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Teddy please

okie dokie

Ted Is gay

Yikes not this time

Pee pee pee poopoo

Honda

this one got me lmao idk why

ty

pls no

Will he appear in my house at 3:37 AM?

Hi Teddy

No

I raped your corpse Teddy. Yes, i'm an edgy motherfucker Teddy. Whatcha gonna do, kill me?

Just bein safe

what u want teddy? Some dick and balls huh? A little bit of cock

yuh

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Frick u

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Yeet

Just Incase

I ain't at my home so I am doing this for the people that are

Where could he hide i live in an open space loft

Can't say I'm ready for teddy

Okay

spooked

Do I have to wait until 3:37?

Im good

fuck

NOO

Niggas be like

here

okiedokie

Faggot

Goro

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teddy no pls

fuck off

Gay

Please dont

Teddy no

Well my body is ready.

Teddy are you okay

kkkk

Post

teddy looks like he has autism

Ted is ded

ok

Well goddamn

bump

blessed

if he dead, how is he able to do that

Teddy is a little bitch.

Hi teddy :)

Fuck

Teddy is a fucking nigger

esfswffsf

Shieeeetttt

Shiiieeet

i'll be waiting with a grenade

Whaddddddduuuuuppppp

Post

Teddy finger my butthole

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O fuk

Peepeepoopoo cumt

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Thanks froog

It's past that time but I'm making sure

Cum

Aight

Pls no

Fuck you teddy

Nigger

Teddy looks like a monkey-human hybrid

His mother definitely did some nasty shit

calm down bro