This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with an ice pick unless you post in this thread
This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM...
Ill suck Teddy's dick
ok
He doesn’t have one
Wagwan boys
what about his asshole
Ted is peng
aight
Jokes on you mah nigga I’m working the graveyard shift.
Also this guy looks like a tweaker I picked up the other night
heck u
Hi Ted
Teddy has a beautiful smile
this is gay
This is really, really, really funny banana. Funny banana is hiding in some oldfag's saved image folder. Funny banana will start taking over shitty reaction threads like this unless they stop fucking shitting up the board.
Teddy pls leave my humble abode
What time zone? How does he manage to be in all our houses at once? What if someone were to not see this thread, do they get ice picked?
Disappointed OP. You have failed to explain Teddy’s lore and now I am in utter disbelief.
How can he do that if he's dead? Dumb nigger can't even live long enough to kill me.
You got me
I dont care. I am alone. Maybe he wants to be my friend?
I'm gonna imagine Teddy is a T-girl, I'm gonna suck on his Johnson and bang him up the Jackson. Let's party mother fucker.
shiiiit
fuuuck
teddy chill nigga you can live in the attic free of charge
But that's gay. He'll be stabbing another dude with his pick
that'd be dope as fuck
Not if I fuck him first
Teddy can perfectly lick my ass anytime no problem.
Jokes on Teddy. I'm too poor to have hiding places in my home.
Ok teddy I did it, now leave
nice eyes tedwardo
that was easy
Kik me for pics of my ex.
Hi Tiddy
fuck
Just searched my whole place, no sign of teddy. Good try you fucking dipshit
>hiding somewhere in your home
Good thing i rent an apartment
I CRI :C
oh
...Home doesn’t mean house, penis breath.
what is it now 2002?
very cool Teddy very cool
Apagando las luces
Peng
maaan
Rolls i guess
ok
luls
k
Nice, thanks :)
Does Teddy love me?
o no
K
i work 3rd shift, so ill be at work faggot.
Will teddy fuck me in the ass instead
I guess I’ll post
Choke on a giant bag of dicks faggot
K
Fake news
I wanna cuddle teddy
Croac
Teddy please don't do that please don't haunt my house haunt my neighbors
You'll know who I mean because they blast music
Okay I'll post
DONT COME FOR ME TEDDY
Axaxxa
Pussies
Tell him to come I haven't fucked a girl in a while and I'm horny as fuck
teddy better be payin rent nigga
oh dear. whatever will i do.
my nut hurt
No thanks
Gay
Go away faggot
Cuck
Is Teddy a trained professional?
I'll give Teddy a dick and suck it
:(
boohoo
Tfw this is still getting tonnes of attention
nigs
I've got a dog, sorry Ted.
Fuk u
But he won't
got an interview tommarow so just wanna be safe
Hi Teddy. You look great today.
thank
K
Fuk u op.
well shit teddy
I work graveyard shift.
teddy looks like a fun guy
op is nig
I'm sleep deprived and usually never post on these posts. Fuck you teddy.
niggers
Skid me pants
Bruh
I want to die so i wont reply
>FUCK
Ooooooooh
k
You're in real trouble now.
cunt
Based teddy
Okay
And then he will fuck your eye holes...
old pasta
No, he will skull-fuck you to death, faggot.
For fucks sake Teddy
I will not post in this thread
j
dam
K
Blessed
Pass it over, EloNigger.
Ok
Ayyyy lmao fuck that i have things to do tomorrow, teddy
Niggerrrrr
>Woof, that was a close one!
kys faggot
God damnit not again...
op is a dumb bitch
I'm gonna beat that tussy
An ice pick is a very poor tool to remove eyes with
Fuk u teddy
op needs his dad back
Teddy boy toy me raw yayayaya
based
Ahh
Teddy bend over shake that ass for me
Why does that frog look like a black girls pussy
Weiny
based
O
Quite the dilema I see
wack
Am not sccared
Sneed
Yea Forumsee is love
Yea Forumsee is life
Loo
Ah
pls no
Thank you great frog
I mean just to be safe I'm going to post
Fuck you... ice picks.... really????
Damn
POOP DIAPER
Have fun with your urethral infection.
SUBHUMAN !!!!
I'll remove his rectum
weiner
Jokes on you it is 3.38AM nothing has happened die in a fire
you r gay
it's 3:40 and nothing happend :c
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
done
WHATS THAT BEHIND YOU?
Got me maayn
aint that johnny
how could he do that if he’s dead
also if he’s dead I would smell his body come on
eddy ain’t shit
Tell him to bring weed
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet nigga
bruh
I sure hope captain levi is okay guys
k
You thought is was teddy, but instead it was I! DIO!
All of these people makin jokes, but they are actually afraid
Ok
I've fapped to worse..
teddy pls
you gay
Teddy doesnt realize I bench 300lbs and will fuck whatever walks onto my property,
tedy doesnt realize my dick will feel like an ice pick
aasaa
don't threaten me with a good time..
Go away teddy
Fuzzy bee
God damnit I don't need this shit
Stfu faggot
It's already past 3:37
Ok I'll post in this thread. Does Teddy like playing Mario Party? I'm super lonely :(
Go away teddy
I want my eyes
teddy is a fat gay nigger
Teddy’s a cunt
Nice selfie Teddy
Got some 00 with his name on it.
oh boy
fuckin teddy, I aint takin no chances.
Fuck That Nigga
Fuck it.
I'm not taking chances.
lul
...
more?
n word
bbbryh
how do you remove eyes with ice pick>?
teddy is a cutie
Imma fuckin brain dat nigga if he pop up in ma crib.
I'm to tired for this shit
Stab and whisk like they're an egg beater?
What the shit, Teddy?
plz no teddy.
Teddy pls
dang he better not dang ol' teddy
Creepy cumskin stepping into a crack house I Doubt it
got me
dumbass
you guys are nuts lol looks like your being crazed by your own rage please continue.
Niggger
ok teddy j chill
Ok.
Now show me teddy's asshole
It's 4.32 here, eat a bag of dicks Teddy
gay
I AM SORRY FOR WHAT I'VE DONE
Ok
Oh, thank goodness 3:37 comes but once every hundred thousand years
>In my home
>Remove my eyes
Bitch I'm at work tonight
gay
teddy pls have sex with me
Fuck U and fuck Teddy
Oh, thank goodness 3:37 comes but once every hundred thousand years.
no thanks
Thanks
You should be safe for the next hundred thousand years, thank goodness
Well thank your lucky stars 3:37 only come but once per hundred millennia
You should be safe for 100,000 years, I’d say
Oh, thank goodness 3:37 comes but once every 100,000 years
Teddy please
okie dokie
Ted Is gay
Yikes not this time
Pee pee pee poopoo
Honda
this one got me lmao idk why
ty
pls no
Will he appear in my house at 3:37 AM?
Hi Teddy
No
I raped your corpse Teddy. Yes, i'm an edgy motherfucker Teddy. Whatcha gonna do, kill me?
Just bein safe
what u want teddy? Some dick and balls huh? A little bit of cock
yuh
Frick u
Yeet
Just Incase
I ain't at my home so I am doing this for the people that are
Where could he hide i live in an open space loft
Can't say I'm ready for teddy
Okay
spooked
Do I have to wait until 3:37?
Im good
fuck
NOO
Niggas be like
here
okiedokie
Faggot
Goro
teddy no pls
fuck off
Gay
Please dont
Teddy no
Well my body is ready.
Teddy are you okay
kkkk
Post
teddy looks like he has autism
Ted is ded
ok
Well goddamn
bump
blessed
if he dead, how is he able to do that
Teddy is a little bitch.
Hi teddy :)
Fuck
Teddy is a fucking nigger
esfswffsf
Shieeeetttt
Shiiieeet
i'll be waiting with a grenade
Whaddddddduuuuuppppp
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Teddy finger my butthole
O fuk
Peepeepoopoo cumt
Thanks froog
It's past that time but I'm making sure
Cum
Aight
Pls no
Fuck you teddy
Nigger
Teddy looks like a monkey-human hybrid
His mother definitely did some nasty shit
calm down bro