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Celeb thread- photographs of celebrities posted to Yea Forums edition
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she's not a celeb
How do you know who she is if she's not a celeb?
Whose feet?
I checked out her name, being employeed on saturday night live doesn't make you a celeb
Take a wild guess
Sounds homosex
Which nationally-broadcasted television show are YOU on?
Don't doubt me.
I never claimed to be a celeb, faggot
Keira's?
in a word, yes
it's not for mortal eyes, user
So she's more of a celeb than you
He must mean Ryry's, she's the cutest of your daughters.
less of a celeb than pretty much anyone else posted here
Odds fap, evens sleep
/selfroll
>cutest
That's debatable
weak
weak
stronk
stronk
>Boohoo I hate SNL because they're all libruls!!!
It was always going to be this way.
Get new memes
now kith
She's celeb enough for me... carry on OP.
>libruls
I never said anything about that, faggot sjw
>Get new memes
Oh jaysus
Thanks
Goodnight
You are dumb as a brick, dude
Everyone has their favorites, I'm sure you love one daughter more than another.
so powerful
Night.
You're the product of fetal alcohol syndrome
Cute feet
No never!
Dumb whore. Fucks the ceo and can do whatever she wants
Yup. Pretty lulzy if you ask me
Everyone else would have gotten perma banned for yeeting her cat
It's okay DB, I won't tell any of them. Who is your favorite?
That's why it's funny.
What's the evidence that she's actually involved in any higher ups on twitch?
Whats with all these clothed celebrity threads? Is this a symptom of how cucked our society is becoming?
That she literally can do whatever she pleases
It's a symptom of not enough leaks. Stop being a cuck
Ems
Jade ofc...
As Trainwrecks said. She either fucks the ceo or knows something serious about him and threatens to leak it if she is banned
She makes too much money for twitch to ever ban her, genius. Doesn't mean she's fucking the staff.
Shaddduppp
OFC
Because Ice didn't make them any money, right?
you are!
Yeah :S
She's just so adorable and cute
That doesn't convince me she's fucking staff.
Trainwrecks is as dumb as a rock.
I'm not sure if she gives me a boner because she's hot or because I was fapping to Alyssa when I first saw her on Charmed and my brain is just wired that way now
little Ari merched!
No u
damn that bitch is fine
Okay.
a man came up and said he wanted to taste
on little Ari's bum!
ice is a dude. Dudes are expendable. Twitch thots are increasing in number daily. Think about it.
KILL IT WITH FIRE
>women are flooding the market so they're more valuable
Webm?
She's cute, yes
More? Okay
mickey mouse locked triple sparrow dibs
wasn't even called!
hnnggg
Kk
this suits my tongue fetish nicely
My tongue fetish likes
...
That get
You guys are unbelievable...
I have one too tho
But I don't think lewd of Jade
>underestimating how many incel cucks orbit these cunts and throw money at them compared to the audience for make streamers
user, don't be so fucking naive
Male streamers*
Oh oh...
I-I-I d-d-d-d-don't d-deserve h-her...
So sassy. I'll never tire of seeing it.
you're about as dumb as nigger
I have a friend who used to go out with this chick.
Great rebuttal. Thanks for playing, kid.
Didn’t know you had a madi folder. Hmmmm
guy, do it proper. use stogram
Aussie user?
?
Thank you sweetheart
mommy
No you don’t.
You don’t have any friends.
What does he say about her?
I have many folders. Some are more prominent than others.
You are most welcome.
now I am not surprised that you are an alinity orbiter. you are retarded
Jade tung best tung
lol faggot
Jade smooches best smooches
With those lips, I agree
Cuddling with her and her sisters on the couch is the best thing ever
>calling someone a faggot
>on Yea Forums
Didn't see that coming
Folder *slut*
I like your Maddies
Lucky dadfu
Quick countdown?
You are cute!
>quick
3, 2 1, go!
Too cute by far
I like u
Why you gotta put it like that, tho?
I wanted to ask you to help me because it feels like a emergency, but you are too cute and I can tell by your pics you not in the mood.
You should be less slutty and more qt
Thank you...
2quick4me
ywn enjoy her Grand Canyon
They her friends?
U more tho
Yeah...
Flat canyon... ahem
>tfw I never visit aussiefu to cuddle and lewd him
feels
what a beautiful girl.. why does my heart hurt now
Goddamn
because being a man on earth is synonymous with suffering
Are you sad qt?
Daddy shouldn’t allow that...
In general, yeah. Not much going on
Where is jj user?
Jealousy...
FeelsBadMan
It's ok..
It’s all jokes qt. Don’t be mad.
Sorry to hear, hope it gets better soon.
Categorically u
dead
Dead
He should stop dying
Thank you
....
....
daddyfufu is pretty based huh
kind of weird that he has her hair in his mouth
Sorry qt, it gets better I keep telling myself. I’m still waiting.
I didn’t kill him this time.
>I didn’t kill him this time.
And you expect us to believe that?
Did I seem mad? If so, I do apologise. I'll just blame it on the heat, you know?
I don't mind
Give him free
Now we're talking
I think earth will explode in 4 days I have proof
Merch!
little Ari stood and gave the man a query
nasty stare with squint eyes before answering,
I don't think so! explaining, little Ari came to
the store to shop! I'll say, a woman bypassing
agreed after hearing the man from looking at
a rack of tops!
He a naughty one
.........
You are based
Shhh
I remember when the world was going to end in 2012, that was fun. I went out for a walk in a nice, empty field on the day, at the exact right time. I don't want to say I was disappointed that nothing happened, but, well, you know. If something *had* happened, it would've been the perfect place to be.
Oh hey, that reminds me that I bought ice cream. Although on second look, I think she's eating yogurt
Oki qt.....
kinda hot tbh
the man exploded and said, you little hairy
stuck up c*nt! which drew apace little Ari to
take steps back and ware on him, thinking,
what he was ought to do! la merch dangerous!
>only one pierced
>barbell
>blunt
based sansa
i act as his non-union substitute
you have four days to get back to that field
is that her brother tho? or her bf
scab
Oh shit, did the others drop?
my dick needs to be milked, you sloot
I don’t have him nor did I kill him. I may have stolen all of his boops though.
You never seem mad. You always *seem* in control of things.
How’s things redacted one?
Ok no shhh
I do try my very best.
It's around 300 miles away from where I currently am, but I'm sure I can manage it. If you're certain, I mean.
Has anything since 2012 felt like real life, though? I'm starting to think it *did* end in 2012.
>300 miles
That's only a few hours drive, you know
Good! Eating some mexican food, put in a request for vacation time a few weeks out from now, life is good. How you doing?
Many thanks for your efforts.
Please kiss...
C go to bed
Tits not THAT awesome but I do appreciate the ONE (1) pierced nipple
why does everybody think im chad all the time
Eyebrows...
You're going far too deep for a summer night, cutie. And remember, 300 miles is, like, most of the length of my country. These things are relative.
if yu want specifics then i can get into more detail if you tell me what you want
Runs in the family...
i want to know you are pleasuring yourself when im beating off to your gay thoughts
that goes without saying lol
i like ems best anyways, but good luck
I know that, I just like to poke fun at your sense of scale on that tiny little island of yours c: For me, 300 miles is just about the distance to NYC, kek. A tad shorter than that. And I've made that round trip in one day multiple times!
And personally, I think a summer night is the exact time to have those sort of thoughts
What a perfect family
Some JJs and instructions are all I need.
Until you remember the "father" is a predator
Sloot
me and ems have a special connection
Thank you
Dropped
kek
What we lack in size, we make up for in, uh... something, I'm sure. I'll get back to you on that.
Summer night conspiracies? I don't know about that. I prefer to associate summer nights with happier contemplation. They're a strong part of why I love summer so much, if I'm being honest.
Seems like a sweet wholesome daddy to me
I am attracted to Melissa Villaseñor
I wonder what she’s like in private
>talks about smelling stinky feet on Yea Forums
>predator
lmao
youtube.com
>sincerely,
>dadfu
You clearly have a MV file.
Do you know her?
Daisyyy
How are you today?
pick it up and put it in the trash can you degenerate
14 is a bit old
I’m good, thinking about getting something for dinner. Mexican sounds good. Decisions decisions. I’m just working and going home. Same stuff everyday, hoping we start doing Saturday’s again because they’re double time! $$$
I’ll take a vacation when work slows down.
Huh? For playing with dolls, yes
Still feel like shit
i still have all my action figures
shit doesnt feel, it smells
Why..?
Do you play with them?
does it matter?
He’s hurt...
what did you do to him
Double time must be fantastic, I'd gladly work on weekends for that. My work doesn't really have a fast or slow season, really, so it's just a matter of planning around projects and trips.
>I'm just working and going home.
That's life, isn't it? :c
I can sympathize with that. I've spent a good number of summer nights just sitting, reading, and thinking, it truly is one of my favorite things about summer. I do wish I had more time for that nowadays, though. Holds a nostalgic place in my heart, though.
I know I-I-I s-shouldn't h-h-have h-h-her...
It always matters
So we need to talk about it
SNL went downhill when their entire writing staff became Buzzfeed rejects and women. So yes, we can blame lefty for it not being consistently funny.
i play with my guns i play with myself ofc i play with my action figures
Well then. Have fun
I *still* need to get back into reading. My writing's been picking up in frequency lately, tho, so maybe I don't need it as much as I thought.
When everyone is calm and thinking clearly
Double time is wonderful, although when you come back to work on a Monday and work for regular time you feel robbed.
After this job call is done I may become a shop bitch with this contractor and stick around for awhile. We shall see, at least six months left on this phase. Then there are two more phases left.
I am calm? Idek what is wrong
Spit it out user. You’ll feel better.
EVERYONE JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN OKAY? LET'S ALL TRY AND RELAX, JUST STAY CALM
You’re not my supervisor!
What was the last book you read? I usually stick to non-fiction and science, but I've been working my way through A Song of Ice and Fire, and I'm really liking it so far. GRRM does a fantastic job of world-building, at least compared to the show. Any series that really establishes a living, breathing world tends to grab me, but they're sort of rare.
But if you're on a roll with your writing, I wouldn't go out of your way to force yourself to spend time reading. Don't break your momentum, if you feel like it is picking up!
Well, it sounds like you have plenty of time to figure out if you *do* want to stay with them. I've only been in this job for like 6 months, I'm liking it so far but I'm already getting a bit stir crazy at times. I've found my mind drifting and plotting what to do next, at times. I'd probably need to go back for more school if I wanted to go any further, though, and I'm not sure what my feelings on that are yet.
>this thread
Kek this
What is happening?
U mad
it's too hot for beef
Weather gives a shit about feelings, unfortunately
No... I'm your God.
Just waiting to go to work in a few minutes.
( ´ -`) Such is life as a wagie.
So did you jackoff to the world cup games or what?
I read the first book of ASOIAF, forever ago, and I really didn't like it. I've admitted to being unreasonably picky, tho. In fact, I think you might have been involved in the conversation when I was last talking about that.
That's what I'm thinking, about my momentum, tho. I think it's just summer, you know? All this heat tends to bring all of the good out of me. It must be hiding in the sweat, or something.
Wait, how am I supposed to remain calm with all of that back on display?
Idek what user means
It's short
tru ;__;
cutie
not at all
how are you, user?
What about beef broccoli? Is it too hot for that?
>this petal
Actually u
Great and you?
CALM
ᶘ ᵒ ᴥ ᵒᶅ So are you...
I haven't eaten anything hot in 3 days now
so yes, far too hot for beef broccoli :c
but really, all things considered
u
But cute!!!
were you following me?
TRU!
Whelp, guess I better get going now... maybe I slip and fall on my way there and slide into a storm gutter and never return... quick and clean... ( ̄ n ̄)
Perfect
It may have helped that I watched the show before reading the books, tbh. Now that you mention it, I *do* think we've talked about this before. But don't kill that momentum!
well it would take you 2 weeks to starve to death and if you're in water you will be rotting too
please die
Kek, I ordered my afternoon coffee and they handed me back my cup with iced coffee...”da fuq is this shit?”
>That realization that these are all Dadfu.
(*  ̄ n ̄)
( ̄ n ̄)
No...
well I wish I liked iced coffee honestly, would be perfect for these months, but g r o s s
(*>o
I'm just teasing, goodnight dear! ^ u ^
Good night!
keep that little tushy warm for me ^ u ^
Boop night
Thread sloot?
8==========o
No u
...