How can I go about killing myself without making any family or friends sad?

the moment you take your final breath all of this ceases to exist, we are all NPC’s in your simulation OP

can you just stop. we are all tired of your shit

Fuckin stole my question xD

They'll already be happy to be rid of an autistic faggot like yourself, but bonus points, have them insure you for $700,000 and then just "accidentally" fall in front of a train.

The only person who will be sad is the train driver.

just dont tell them youre comitting suicide

Have family member become train driver, nobody sad.

Lay christmas presents by your feet when you hang yourself.
That way when they discover your body, theyll be sad but get a present and be happy

Piñata!

Just make a friendly final letter to everyone, not blaming anyone for anything, and just saying how you really enjoyed spending the time you had with them, and not to feel sad about your passing, that it was the best thing.

Don't worry, they won't be

I can't say for sure because I haven't been there, but I feel like if I felt like my life sucked so bad I wanted to die I'd just leave. Either I'd go to some other country or maybe I'd just go live deep in the woods and see if I can survive.

damn... good idea i was gonna say impossible

You can't.

you should read how to disappear completely